Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps1: About the post: Thanks to Tong Tianfeng for setting up this book post, everyone who maintains an improper relationship with Du Niang can go and watch it, although there are very few people, but the skyscrapers are going to rise...

ps2: About the book friend group: Thank you Xinyue Liuli for providing the penguin group... Hey, before I said that, Xinyue Liuli, your q group number was eaten by Dianniang... Type it again in Chinese characters... …

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It wasn’t until I went out with Gorilla Key this morning, and heard him complain tearfully about the tragedy of h books and collections being confiscated and destroyed by his mother, that I remembered Gorilla Key’s weird eyes last night—it was clearly after the conspiracy succeeded Fortunately, it seems that I have successfully used these superficial h-books to hide some deeper things, just like when I got into trouble when I was a child and succeeded in putting the blame on the orangutan key-and the orangutan key at that time had nothing at all. aware.

——This undoubtedly aroused my strong interest. I am very interested in knowing what kind of terrifying fact the orangutan Jian made up with his little brains to cover up a puzzle.It must be a very shameful fact that must not be known to others. It is an extremely terrifying fact, but if I know it... it will be a very interesting plot.

I pushed my glasses, and began to plan the layout in my mind. It would be a bad idea to enter the room of the orangutan key to search, because even the orangutan key has to keep a personal identity. This is something like a bottom line, mom I can do it, but I can't... It's not advisable to rely on the power of my mother. The orangutan key must have hidden his secret very well, and my mother can't find it. Of course, I don't want my mother to find it-such an interesting The handle must be held in my hands to maximize its benefits. To sum up, in this case, some accidents will be created...

Hmph, stupid gorilla key, let me see what kind of secret you are hiding...

The ape brother shuddered: "... Strange, why is it summer, I always feel very cold."

"Only childhood and infancy will ignore changes in temperature." I pushed my glasses and smiled happily, "Congratulations, key, after 16 years, you have finally started the evolution of orangutans and started to increase your IQ." It's time to grow up..."

"Oh oh oh! That's right, big brother! I'm so happy! I finally evolved..." The orangutan key became excited, then reacted, and complained ferociously, "Why does the IQ increase during the growth period... No! What is evolution? Ah! What is childhood and infancy? Am I a Digimon! What kind of race is that orangutan!"

"It's a viral Digimon." I pushed my glasses, "It's amazing, Key."

"Is it a virus type? It sounds so powerful. As expected of me...what a fart! After all, I am still a Digimon! Am I a program!" Gorilla key held his head and complained loudly.

"Face it, Key, by the way, this is your badge, and it will be handed over to you when you evolve." I took out a necklace-shaped badge from my pocket, and the white chip was embossed with gold. The lines outline a mysterious pattern, with a beautiful circle as the base, within this golden ring, the golden line sweeps across the graceful lines in a beautiful arc, from bottom to top, and then turns around and passes across The delicate arc converges inward, "It is said that with this, you can evolve to a higher level..."

"No matter how confusing and gorgeous words you use to describe it, it can't change the fact that the pattern is '9'!" Gorilla Key roared loudly, "This is a fart badge! It is clearly Teacher Cirno's number plate! "

"Tch, I was discovered." I put away the badge and muttered with a facial expression.

Just as the gorilla key was about to say something, a roar sounded from behind, and as the gorilla key rolled outwards, the vigorous rider rushed past on the roaring steel mount, flung out a cloud of green smoke in a chic posture and stopped in front of us.

Accompanied by the growl of the orangutan key "You will die", the girl took off the helmet, revealing that never-tiring heroic face, and smiled at me: "Good morning, Senior Dragon God."

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"The wisdom of natural volume..." I looked at the box neatly placed on the ground in front of the president's office, and shrugged. On the box was written in big bright red characters, "Sakata Yinbaqi blood, please Treat this child well" written in the handwriting fully reflected what kind of horrible sleepless night the person had spent last night - I tore open the package, revealing the cover of the first issue of the Collector's Edition of "Shounen Jump", uh...the disgusting things on it What happened to the liquid traces?

"A mixture of snot and tears..." I closed the package again, took out the key to open the door, anyway, I had another powerful handle about Sakata Ginpachi in my hand, and I was one step closer to the complete penetration of the campus, press If this pace continues, sooner or later, Tianqi High School will become my thing...

"..." I put my schoolbag on the table and sat down silently without complaining. Sometimes it is a very lonely thing.

This is the sadness that belongs to every complainer.

After a while, Wang Er... No, it was Heitong Mojing who should have pushed the door open and entered, yelling at the president and the president, and then reported to me what a violent fight broke out last night, God pray Every day in high school is inexplicably lively, something happens every day, and every day has a rhythm.

I put the badge in my pocket...well, the number plate on the table.I found this out yesterday when I asked Teacher Qi Lunuo for advice. This fool who forgets about everything often does these stupid things, so leave it to her in class.

Speaking of Teacher Qi Lunuo, she is the only designated math teacher of Xueba Class A, and she is also one of the few students in the academy who can use her knowledge to hold us together. Of course, I mean the ones who have entered the state. Teacher Cirno.Normally, she looks like a child in kindergarten, from body size to IQ, but in fact, her brain's calculation speed is comparable to the world's most powerful supercomputer - but it is precisely for this reason that she The usual performance really makes us not be in awe.

"Her brain power seems to be completely devoted to the theory of the Grand Unified Field, so that there are no computing resources left for counting."

Our history teacher Bai Zehuiyin commented on Teacher Qi Lunuo in this way-by the way, the reason why this history teacher can teach us is not how profound her knowledge is, how funny her narration is, the fact In fact, Mr. Bai Ze's teaching method has a hypnotic effect that psychology teachers can't match... But she has indeed been our history teacher all the time.

Because she has a terrible skill, 100% must hit and must hurt the head hammer skill.

—Someone pushed the door open.

The young girl with blue skirt and blue hair who rushed in was the math teacher Qi Lunuo who claimed to be "the strongest in heaven". , shouted in panic: "Idiot Cheng! Idiot Cheng! It's not good! Tianqi Academy is going to be destroyed!"