Xueba also wants to fall in love

Although the student union may have various things that I need to deal with after school, and although the orangutan key will also hang around in major sports clubs to show the primitive strength of the beginning of human evolution, we still maintain the pace of going home together—especially During the stay at home, the mother has to show that "Cheng is really a good brother who cares about his younger brother." This kind of praise is true.

——Well, in fact, I am usually very concerned about my younger brother's physical and mental growth.For example, the monthly living expenses allocated to the orangutan key include expenditures for buying h things. For example, I will always reluctantly use some very bad means such as fraud, usury and deceptive contracts to let the orangutan key understand the world For example, I will carefully arrange some high-intensity physical and mental training, so that the orangutan can grow up healthily and comprehensively... and I found that my ape-like brother does have some human sanity , at least know how to be grateful - because when his mother said "Cheng is really a good brother who cares about his younger brother", the orangutan Jian would sit on the side and nod constantly, and then shed tears of emotion.

Tohsaka Rin and I each held a stack of books, waiting for the orangutan key at the gate of the academy.The phone shows that he is being abused by Tsubasa Osora at the Galaxy Football Club. Although he is versatile in sports, Tianqi Academy does not lack monsters and perverts. The orangutan key will still be suppressed by top talents in various fields. It is the strongest...well, the only saving grace.

As for his shameless statement that "Tsuzu Oozora doesn't play basketball as well as I do, I can beat him to death with one leg playing football with Fujisuke, Tatsumi Uesugi runs as slow as a tortoise, Takenori Akagi doesn't even have a ping-pong bat. I can’t even hold it firmly”, I can only say that the orangutan key is the orangutan key, even if it can run and jump, it is still a pathetic ape...

I looked at Tohsaka Rin next to me. This woman seemed to be in some kind of fantasy, her eyes were wandering, she didn't know what she was thinking. smile.

She looked so happy, so I decided to make her unhappy.Pushing my glasses, I asked casually, "By the way, Rin, where do you usually hide the H book?"

"My words, hidden in the bed... Hey! Where do I have such a thing!" Tohsaka Rin came back to his senses halfway through speaking, his eyes widened, and he tried his best to cover up, "Huh...huh! What's wrong with this lady? Will need that vulgar thing!"

"No?" I put on a look of surprise and contempt, "You don't even have an H book?"

"What's the matter with your eyes! Is it shameful not to have an h book!" Tohsaka Rin roared, "Why would you be despised by someone like you in this kind of thing! Do you have it! Do you have it! You have grown up In addition to studying in university, it is a natural solid iron wood for learning!"

"Wait a minute." I pushed my glasses, took out my phone, pressed a few buttons, and sent the screen to Tohsaka Rin.

"What..." Tohsaka Rin glanced curiously, and then, a long and leisurely moan came from the phone, and on the screen, two fleshy worms, one black and one white, rolled together, tumbling, entangled Now, the most primitive activities of human beings are going on.

"...Rogue!" Tohsaka Rin pushed my hand away fiercely, glared at me with a blushing face, and shouted, "Who would suddenly show a girl the porn on the phone! Tell me Why is there such a thing in your mobile phone!"

"Show it to the girls?" I looked around in surprise, "Where are the girls? Where?"

"Hehe..." Tohsaka Rin's forehead had blue veins, "In your eyes, what an existence I am..."

I pushed my glasses and said indifferently, "Toys."

"..." Tohsaka Rin covered her chest, and it took a long time to get over it. She gritted her teeth and thought about the way to resist, then her eyes lit up, she pointed at me and laughed loudly, "That was animation just now! Although it involves Matters about mating, but that’s animation! That kind of thing that is imagined and processed by humans is not real mating! You take it for granted! Don’t tell me, Makoto, you have to claim to understand after watching a few h animations What's going on with h! It's too ridiculous!"

"...Although I don't know what you're talking about, but." I shrugged, "I made this animation in my free time. It lasts three hours and 10 minutes. It collects all kinds of mating styles from ancient times to the present. From the 48 hands of sex in the house to the [-] hands of neon, from the ancient Greek goddess of love sacrifice to the pharaoh's sex consultant manual, from the KGB's female agent xing·love course to the courtesan's top class in the city that never sleeps, refer to the ergonomics and The healthiest, most effective and most pleasant mating position analyzed by many disciplines such as biological psychology..."

"How idle are you!" Tohsaka Rin was stunned and roared.

"It's none of your business...it's just a counterattack to what you said before." I pushed my glasses, condescendingly despised Tohsaka Rin with a disdainful gaze, "In the whole world, no one knows h better than me !"

"There's nothing to be proud of! Why do the topics between you and me always involve sexual harassment!"

"It's all Rin's fault. When I see you, I think about sexual harassment."

"Yes...really?" Tohsaka Rin blushed after hearing this, and then waved her hands with a look of "I can't help it", "Although this lady is indeed very attractive, but you can't think too much about it." There are many such things, if it happens occasionally..."

I will complete what I didn't finish: "...When I see Rin's crippled body, I have an urge to tie you up and rub that unsatisfactory chest into a d."

"...Long-Shen-Cheng!" It's scary!Tohsaka Rin's eyes are so scary!

I showed a scared expression and shouted loudly: "Mr. Police! There is a pervert here who is trying to molest a high school student!"

"Yo! Big brother!" The orangutan key that came at the right time eliminated Tohsaka Rin's madness invisible, and stared at me fiercely with the twin ponytails, ignored the orangutan key, picked up a stack of books, and went to him angrily. Go in the direction of the door.

The red-haired monkey orangutan Jian ran over and asked in confusion, "Isn't that Tohsaka? Why did the elder brother get together with her?"

"Today she committed a crime, hit it, and she will go to our house in a while." I said concisely, "Go, help her with the book."

"Oh." The orangutan key scratched his head, trotted up to Rin Tosaka, but after a few seconds, he quickly turned back, "Brother...are you bullying others again, it seems that the pair of ponytails is very upset look."

He flicked his hair and pinched his throat to imitate Tohsaka Rin's tone: "Huh! I dare not bother you anymore. This is a task assigned by my brother. How dare the little girl not complete it herself!"

...disgusting.

"It's really useless." I handed the stack of books in my hand to Gorilla Key for him to take away, and then naturally went to get the schoolbag in his hand, "Give me the bag."

"No need." Gorilla Jian's eyes flashed a fright, and then he returned to normal, and said in a normal tone, "It's okay."

Pretending to be quite like... I sneered in my heart, and then said indifferently: "I'm not afraid that you will be tired, but I'm afraid that if you hold the book with one hand, you will become unstable and break my book. Bring it."

My eyes were extremely calm, without showing the slightest flaw, and the little finger of the orangutan key quietly shook twice, and then calmly handed the bag to me.Everything was as I expected, I didn't show any intention from the beginning to the end, Gorilla Key didn't notice the clue, and he didn't dare to insist any longer. If he entangled in the schoolbag issue, it would easily arouse my suspicion, so Gorilla Key I can only take a risk by pinching my nose, and then pray that I don't go through his schoolbag.

I held our two schoolbags in one hand, turned my head, caught up with Tohsaka Rin, took the book in the hands of the twin ponytails without saying a word, and then handed her the schoolbag: "Help us with it."

Rin Tohsaka took it, and I quietly turned my head to look at the orangutan button behind. Obviously, the ape was relieved.

... really the wisdom of orangutans.