Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps: In the book review area yesterday, a friend asked me to complete a cover. I used my brain processor of about [-] GB per second to calculate for three seconds, and then... the cover... I'm lazy, how can I break it? ...

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The setting sun dragged the shadows of the three of us, Jian and I were holding two stacks of books, Rin Tohsaka was carrying our schoolbags, and the three of us walked side by side on the way home from school.Because school has been over for a long time, there are not many people on the road, and the cicadas are singing weakly and softly. The weather is already hot and cold. It is cold in the morning, hot at noon, and sultry in the evening. It is a strange weather.

"It's already a sophomore in high school." Tohsaka Rin said suddenly, "...After graduating from high school, I'm going to England."

I frowned and didn't answer, but the orangutan key smiled and said: "...Are you going to further study? It should be like this. After all, Rin is different from us. We have a long history of family education, and we have to inherit the family business. We are more free than you gone."

"Really? Key still wants to go to the Olympics?" Rin turned his head and smiled, "It seems that this is your dream since childhood."

"That's right... I'm not as smart as big brother, the only thing I feel confident about is my body, you idiot." Gorilla key touched his head, then smiled, "By the way, big brother has decided on the future yet? Do you want to continue studying in university, or stay in school and work? I think President Chuanshin is very relieved to hand over the school to you."

"Go to Dongda University, and then participate in politics." I looked at the sky and said indifferently, "This country is already decayed, and I want to restore the monarchy."

"...We have the Emperor's, although it has become a mascot." Rin Tohsaka smiled wryly.

"So, it is an imperial system, and I am a country. The name of this decadent country, Japan, should have been changed a long time ago, and the candidate for the emperor should also be changed." I adjusted my glasses, turned my head and said, "Gorilla key, I will do it." If you become the emperor, I will give you a catty of poisoned wine."

"...Brother, how much do you want to kill me! Why do you want to kill me even after becoming the emperor! Do you think I have the ability to rebel! Will you give me a chance to rebel! And why do you want to give me a catty of poison Wine! Do you want to kill me!" Gorilla Jian complained, covering his face, "...By the way, brother, let me ask you, what country name do you plan to change to after you ascend the throne?"

Pushing the glasses, the killing light flickered, I said indifferently: "Sunrise Empire."

"...Suddenly there is a thought that big brother may really succeed, is it my illusion?" Gorilla key shuddered, as if thinking of something, and asked in a cautious tone, "Brother, what did you do that day?" What nano-core device, Tengu robot blueprint, Oni King Assault Mecha conceptual design, and Omega Yuriko project are things like..."

"A few days ago, I worked as an assistant for Ms. Shinozhishu for a few days. I learned a lot and perfected my childhood delusion." I shrugged, "You know, before I entered junior high school, Because of boredom, I came up with some naive things, those are just childhood fantasies, but there are some more interesting things in them."

"...I don't think things like vacuum implosion bombs can be confused by the word 'strange'." Gorilla Jian muttered, and then explained to Rin who didn't know the truth next to him, "Rin, you don't know, My eldest brother spent a period of time in the second grade of elementary school. He often wrote and drew on paper, and then made an instrument that could emit electric sparks or strange sounds, and then said, "Just build this kind of mind-boosting instrument all over the world and start it, the earth will It's my stuff', 'I might know how to create a singularity', 'Although the Sigma device can stop the flow of time, it consumes too much energy', 'Is there any conventional non-polluting weapon that can manipulate the sky storm ' Strange words like that... But since middle school, my eldest brother has somehow become..."

"What's going on?" I showed a friendly smile, "Jian, keep talking."

"Yes! After my eldest brother went to junior high school, he became more cheerful (shaking s), liked to communicate with others (teaching people), started to get in touch with new things (galgame), and became a top student! In short, he has completely reborn! Woohoo Woooooo! I’m so happy (poor) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Although I can't understand what Makoto is saying, there is always an illusion of 'this guy's focus on galgames and sexual harassment is really the luck of the world'..." Rin Tosaka sighed.

"Yeah, so Rin should obediently be harassed by me, otherwise I'll make a proton collider and destroy the earth."

"The request is dismissed!" Rin crossed his arms and made a cross.

In this way, in the process of Sao harassing Tohsaka Rin and molesting the orangutan key, we arrived at our destination, our home.

"Excuse me!" We took off our shoes in the entrance, Rin Tosaka shouted, "Auntie, long time no see."

"Welcome back...Rin, long time no see, she's getting more and more beautiful." The mother came out in a housewife's attire. Anyone who saw her would only think of a young wife who was newly married, not a young wife who was already in high school. The mother of the Xueba son and the orangutan son, "Welcome, welcome, come, sit in the living room, what do you want to drink?"

I put the book in my hand on the stack of books in Gorilla Key without saying a word: "Key, put it in the room for me."

"Oh..." Now the orangutan key will instinctively feel guilty when he sees his mother, because after all, a lot of porn was found yesterday... A child who has made a mistake always feels that every look of his parents is full of scrutiny Se Cai, he just went upstairs in such a dismal manner, I took all the schoolbags from Tohsaka Rin's hands, and said softly, "Go and sit inside."

Tohsaka Rin glanced at me, and obediently followed her mother to talk to her, and soon got along with her mother-if you only look at the surface, Tohsaka Rin is very satisfactory in terms of personality and appearance , but this inner...

The two bags on the right belong to Tohsaka Rin and me, and the schoolbag on the left belongs to the orangutan key... After entering the living room, I quietly put the two bags on the right on the spare sofa.

Then, I glanced at my mother and Rin, and said calmly: "I'll go back and sort out the books, you guys talk first, Rin, we have nothing in common with Mother, you are a girl, you must be very interested in makeup and clothing, why not Have a nice chat with her."

"Oh...oh." Tohsaka Rin's eyes wandered for a moment, and he replied vaguely. I nodded and turned to go upstairs.

The schoolbag format of mine and Gorilla Jian are the same - no, it should be said that the schoolbags of Tianqi Academy are the school-wide standard, so it is completely possible to use the excuse of "taking the wrong bag" to deal with it - of course, this is just to establish On the premise that I didn't find anything strange, once the bad thing was found, the initiative and the right to question it would not be in the hands of the orangutan key.

Halfway up the stairs, the orangutan key came out of my room and was hurrying down. I glanced at him and said, "Your bag is down there, go get it yourself... By the way, you didn't hide it in there." What a strange thing, watch out for mother to rummage."

"How...how could there be such a thing! Hahaha...Brother, my mother confiscated a bunch of treasures yesterday, how can I commit crimes against the wind now?" Gorilla Jian's smile was very natural, but I could still There was a trace of panic in his eyes, he touched his head, and said with a dry smile, "Then...Brother, I'll go down first."

I nodded and sneered in my heart. Both of us have ghosts in our hearts, but our movements are natural and smooth, which will not make the other party have the slightest suspicion—we both think so.

Pushing open the door, I went straight to my desk, flipped through my hands, opened the schoolbag of the orangutan key, and took out the bag of black things, which contained the secret of the dragon key, and I, about to turn it on...