Xueba also wants to fall in love

"You brat who doesn't stop, let me tell you why you were interested in the logo of the exorcist team before. It turns out that your precious brother was entangled by the devil." The person who spoke was the highest existence of Tianqi Academy, standing The monster at the top of the history of human evolution, one of the strongest people in the world, the old man named Chuan Shen Tiexin—by ​​the way, as the general boss of Tianqi Academy, a concentration camp for freaks and perverts, he is a fanatical erotic old man and The water madman of the dead reservoir has an astonishing personality that even young people can't match.

That's right... In the end, I still couldn't rush in and make it clear to the orangutan key.

Let's take a look for now... If the reason is really what he said, then his own decision should be respected. Although the orangutan key is not a bad toy, it is also the kind of artificial intelligence with thought.

... Do what you want, although this thing itself is extremely disgusting, but who made him a coward, if you don't do disgusting things, you won't be him.

——But there are some things that cannot be considered by the pathetic aggregate of neurons that function as the coelenteric bond, such as the possible impact of his doing so, and so on, which I will resolve.

This is exactly why I found Chuan Shen Tiexin.

"Stop talking nonsense, this time it's the orangutan Jian's personal action. Despite the notice, an ape that hasn't fully evolved is not qualified to represent the choice of human beings - of course, if anyone wants to misinterpret this, then come on " I pushed my glasses and said coldly, "I just came here today to tell you about this matter, I didn't intend to discuss it with you."

"Oh? In this case, your brother may be involved in a lot of trouble, or maybe provoke some dangerous incidents." The old thief Chuan Shen crossed his hands and propped his chin, trying to put on a majestic appearance, but failed. That old face might have looked mightier when he was younger, but he is old, and that face has been polluted by the erotic virus to make him hideous.

...Long Shencheng's signature move, how can you, an old hooligan, be able to imitate it.

"When did this world become so fragile?" I said indifferently, "I always feel that even a pathetic species like the orangutan that degenerates three times a day can provoke something called disputes, and this world should be destroyed.

"You can't say that." Chuan Shen Tiexin stretched his waist, "You know, not only are the demons of the New Demon King faction hunting down the escaped demon souls, but other forces are also interested in them—after all, they are a The souls of demons, how precious the knowledge of demons they memorize is to magicians who are obsessed with the way of magic... Or, a demon's soul is an excellent weapon for soul soldiers and artifacts. In short, if the Dragon God Key is still persistent If you want to capture the devil's soul, one day..."

The old man spread his hands: "It will be targeted by many people who don't know what to do. The lightest thing is that it will be involved in the dispute between old and new demons."

"So what? Jian has the strength and awareness to get involved. If he wants to do it, let him do it." I said in a deep voice.

"It's not like what a brother can say, what happened?" He asked suspiciously.

"Nothing." I lied without changing my face, "When using power, one should bear responsibility. On the contrary, if one takes responsibility, one must use the power that can bear this accordingly. Since Jian has made his own If there is no choice, then the restrictions on him can be further relaxed, after all, he can't live under my protection all the time."

"...Aren't you afraid that he will make a big fuss? With his strength, the New Demon King faction will definitely recruit you." The old man changed into a comfortable position and sat, looking sideways at me, "Maybe he was recruited directly to a certain A devil city, be a national alchemist or something."

"It doesn't matter." I pushed my glasses and said coldly, "The sky is falling, and I will hold it up for him."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) Where did you hide the President of Sanwu Student Council!"

I took out the phone indifferently, and kept pressing the buttons on it, the light of the screen was shunted by the glasses.

The old man is still playing tricks: "What is this? A murder diary? Or a fugitive diary? What do you want to do?"

"No..." I said lightly, "Just tell Chuan Shen EMI, let her go to your study and press the mechanism under the fifth book on the second shelf from the left, and then you can find some very interesting books. of……"

"Wait...wait! I made a mistake, Ryujin-san! No, the Emperor Ryujin! The old minister is wrong! The little one is wrong!" Although I have said it once, I have to repeat it again... the highest in Tianqi Academy The existence of the legendary principal, the person standing at the top of the history of human evolution, one of the strongest men in the world, begged me for mercy for a few pornographic books and some girls' underwear ——Really, it looks like I stole his Dragon Balls.

I quietly took a step back and raised my eyebrows: "Hey, why is the principal so arrogant and then respectful?"

"... By the way, I remember that since the last time I changed the collection location, you have come to my house less than three times." Chuan Shen Tiexin said depressedly, "You can keenly find out the h things hidden by boys...have Other than my mother, the only people with such skills are black-bellied brothers and sisters! You can’t even find a childhood sweetheart for that kind of thing!” Don’t you feel ashamed that the erotic junior high school students are similar? "I said coldly, "...Forget it, in short, the matter is settled like this, you don't care about the orangutan key, if anyone wants to die, just come. "

"It sounds like you're going to do it yourself... which time didn't you use your strength to play sex?" Chuan Shen Tiexin raised his eyebrows, "...the last time you played for real, it was probably half a year ago."

"I'm a pacifist. I'm positioned as a think tank and a chess master. My ability is more suitable for scientific research. Let me charge forward. Don't you gorillas feel ashamed?" I picked up my schoolbag and turned away, " At this time, the orangutan key has almost ended its activities, we are going home, and the topic ends here.”

The old guy yelled and cursed from behind: "You sister in scientific research! If you are a pacifist, the Saiyans are the peace ambassadors of the universe! Dinosaurs and Ultraman are terrorists!"