Xueba also wants to fall in love

On the way back from school, the orangutan Jian and I were still walking side by side. The red-haired coelenterate next to us seemed to be very tangled up. He wanted to speak a few times, but he was embarrassed and looked disgusted. Whoever looked at him was in a hurry.

"That...that, big brother!" Gorilla Key suddenly stopped listening, "I...I have something to tell you!"

"Oh, I already know it, I agree, Jian." I patted the orangutan Jian on the shoulder, "Although I still don't quite understand it, since it's your decision, I can only respect your choice... "

"Brother!" Gorilla Jian was suddenly speechless, and a layer of mist slowly accumulated in his eyes.

Still with a friendly smile, I patted him on the shoulder: "When you arrive in Thailand, you must be a good person. Don't go too far within three months after the operation. After that, you must work hard. Don't forget to send money to your family... "

"..." Gorilla looked at me with a sad expression, his lips trembled, and he couldn't even say a word, as if he was ordered to commit suicide by the master at a critical moment in the battle. His balls must hurt.

... If I hit him right now and gave him a knowing blow, he might bleed to death from his nine orifices.

——What, which nine orifices are you asking?Don't know this?The seven orifices at the top should be clear, but aren't there two holes at the bottom?

But Jian finally came to his senses, and sighed sadly: "...the only end of being controlled by the big brother is to be so depressed that he vomits blood. I should have understood this truth a long time ago, well... I deserve it, what I want to say is..."

"I agreed to cooperate with Nakameguro Yoshiki to catch the devil's soul." I said lightly.

"I've said it all... ehhhh!" Gorilla Key shouted loudly, "How...how could it be, could it be..."

"Ah, that's right, I went to observe it." I pushed my glasses and said casually.

"Oh... I went to watch it a little bit!" Gorilla Jian suddenly widened his eyes, his eyes were full of disbelief, his legs were already trembling, my brother said tremblingly , "Then... What did the elder brother hear? No, when did you arrive? When did you leave? Did you hear any wrong auditory hallucinations?"

"Basically, I have listened to what I should listen to and stopped what I shouldn't have to listen to." The light of Bisha flashed, I coughed dryly, cleared my throat, and then mechanically recited in a gentle tone, "Good Shu must be thinking, born in such a family, with such a big brother, the pressure must be great... No, I have been proud of such a big brother, and tried to catch up with his footsteps, although his way of expressing love is very twisted ...Gorilla key, can you tell me how distorted the way I express love is?"

"Hey hey hey! Stop it, big brother! Why did you say such a shameful line as if nothing happened! After all, you are the protagonist in this passage!" Gorilla Key shouted, his body seemed to be I was shivering, swaying left and right like a reed in a typhoon, with a look of "So shameful, so shameful, forget it, forget it", well, I think, if someone finds out the elementary school drawing I hid under the bed The concept map of the first machine and pointed out the mistakes and omissions in it with a wild smile. I think I will also have this kind of embarrassing reaction. People are always the most reluctant to see others expose their previous brain-dead middle school behavior.

For example, when someone vividly described and praised His Majesty the Lich King in front of Mr. Alsace how he fell in love with Jaina when he was young, and fell in love with the beautiful female mage in a night of bonfire and wine. , waiting for him must be the ending of Frostmourne's slashing on the head and sending his soul into the sword and squatting in the hall, turning his body into an undead to serve the Scourge...

Wait, there are two complaints in this sentence. One is that the second idiot has already died, and the other is... I always feel that the Lich King will kill people. Because the love affair with Jaina touched his heart now... well, as we all know, some organs of the undead are meaningless, so...

I mean the stomach...you slutty people, what were you thinking just now?

After taking control of the initiative, the gorilla key was even speechless, he looked at me with a face full of shame and panic: "Oh... Sure enough, there is nothing in this world that my elder brother doesn't know, and I actually want to keep it from you ..."

"It just happened to be found." I glanced at the orangutan key, "Don't let father and mother see the clues, or you will be castrated, and don't let me see disgusting things, or you will be castrated, and then your body will be castrated." The chrysanthemum is blocked with the evil of this world."

"Yes yes yes, definitely!" Chick Chick nodded like pecking at rice, I looked into the space, and the sun was setting slowly: "...protect yourself, and protect the people you think should be protected, Although it's a disgusting coelenterate, degenerates every now and then, an inhuman scum that even the sun can't destroy...but who gave you the surname Dragon God."

I turned my head and said indifferently: "People from the Dragon God's family will not be bullied by outsiders, do you understand?"

"Understood, I understand. When I lost a fight with others when I was young, my elder brother would go to my mother to complain first, and then when my mother scolded me while cleaning my wound, you would go find the bad luck of those children one by one..." Gorilla key revealed With a nostalgic smile, "Thinking about that time, big brother cared about me in a very special way."

"The stupid thing at that time? I have long forgotten." I said coldly, "You will always live in the memory."

"I will never be a memory!" Gorilla Jian pretended, and then changed back to that hideous face. He took out a pink notebook from his schoolbag and opened it with great interest, "Nakameguro After sorting out the information of the problem children, the next step is to test them one by one to see if they need my help..."

I squinted, and in just a few pages, I saw the heads of Lelouchi, Sakuragi Hanamichi, Uchiha Itachi and others. It seems that Nakameguro Yoshiki and Orangutan Ken have set their sights on the entire school. The garden is preparing for the next strategy.

... I suddenly felt a sense of failure in sending the hungry wolf into the sheepfold.

Well... There is no way to do this, let the orangutan key fill the vacancy in their hearts, it is better than they force a smile and cry secretly-in short, Osora Tsubasa cried and rushed out of the school after waking up, probably going home overnight.

That's not bad... I exhaled lightly and walked slowly with the orangutan. The orangutan next to me was looking at a pink notebook with great interest, like a pervert.

From then on, more and more turbulences appeared in the ordinary life that was originally planned.

I, Makoto Ryujin, the student council president of Tenkyo Academy, am an ordinary high school student who is in love trouble.

My younger brother, Long Shenjian, is very popular with girls... gay.

Today's Long Shencheng is also thinking about how to start a relationship.

——Although he is a top student, he also wants to fall in love.

(End of first volume)