Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 1016: The Power of Cute and Handsome Guys
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The most handsome guy in the world, "Yulang" Jiang Feng, used to be a legend in the world. Legends are often not too true, because legends always contain many human fantasies, and those who spread them by word of mouth add their own. Imagine, then become demonized, or deified.
In fact, not many people know what the legendary handsome Jiang Feng looks like, and most people have doubts about the title of "the most handsome man in the world", thinking it is an exaggeration.
When Li Yan watched "Peerless Twins", he didn't think much of Jiang Feng's handsomeness, thinking that it was probably nothing more than that.But now, he finally knew Jiang Feng's power.
After coming out of that small meeting room, I walked through a corridor. Seven girls fainted to the ground, three girls knelt down and sang conquest, five girls recommended themselves as pillow mats, and eleven girls expressed their willingness to give birth to him. child.These girls are not only students, but also court ladies from Yihua Palace, and even a few female teachers who can't resist the power of this face.
Li Yan himself became a little panicked, this face is simply a disaster, and if he walks two more times, he doesn't know how many girls will suffer.I had no choice but to pull the muscles of my face desperately and make a grimace.Unexpectedly, a girl who happened to come out of the corner screamed: "You are so handsome when you make funny faces." Then she fainted on the ground.
The girls who have not fainted are all following him now. As long as Li Yan is not paying attention, a small hand will reach out and touch his sleeve or the corner of his clothes secretly, and then there will be a happy scream: "I touched it!" It's him... ah... I won't wash my hands in this life..." Then he fell down straight, attracting envious eyes from around.
In fact, Li Yan has seen this scene in later generations. A group of stupid boys did it around the school belle.He thought only men could be so funny.But I didn't expect that there is not much difference between a woman's nympho and a man's.In the matter of pursuing the opposite sex, no matter cats or dogs, if they are stupid, they will become strange creatures with zero IQ.
Li Yan was extremely curious about his own face. He turned to the girls and said, "Who has a mirror on him? Let me use it."
"I have it!" The girls screamed in unison, and then quickly took out their small makeup mirrors from their arms. Li Yan reached out to pick up one of them, but found that the girls' hands were shaking violently, just touching one of the mirrors .The girl holding the mirror screamed: "Ah, the handsome guy chose my mirror..." Excited, she shook her hand, and the mirror fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
Li Yan was speechless, so he had to reach for another mirror, but unexpectedly the same thing happened again, another trembling hand caused the mirror to shatter.He still failed to get a usable mirror until the glass shards on the ground almost reached the height of Li Yan's instep.
There is no way to live happily in this world.
Li Yan sighed, his melancholy expression broke the hearts of the girls, and more than a dozen girls fell to the ground.It is estimated that the brain ischemic shock caused by heartbreak.He didn't dare to put on such an expression anymore, so he had to smile again.The elegant smile broke the hearts of the girls again, so more than a dozen fell down.I had no choice but to put on a straight face, but the cold temperament once again knocked a large group of girls to the ground...
Seeing the girl lying all over the floor, Li Yan was not in a good mood. He really wanted to carry all these nympho guys into the room and ruin them ruthlessly. Anyway, they don't care about themselves.
With such a face, he didn't dare to walk around in Yihua Palace, so he had to go back to the small meeting hall.Lian Xing and Su Rongrong had already woken up. Seeing Li Yan returning to the room with an embarrassed face, Su Rongrong snorted coldly: "How is it? My disguise is okay? Those stupid women become you when they see you prisoner, are you happy?"
Li Yan smiled dryly and said: "If this face is really mine, I might be happy, but it's not me. They are conquered by this face, so what does it have to do with me?"
Su Rongrong nodded in satisfaction: "It's good that you understand this truth, if you don't understand, then it's a big taboo of disguise. Some people often change their appearance, and they lose themselves if they are easy, especially when an ugly man becomes a handsome guy. After gaining admiration that doesn't match your own strength, you become a pervert."
This is a different way to complain that I am an ugly man?Li Yan was speechless.
At this time, Lian Xing suddenly sighed softly: "This face is exactly the same as Jiang Feng's, but... there are still some differences in temperament and conversation. Not as attractive as Jiang Feng."
"Not enough?" Li Yan was shocked: "Going out like this can already attract girls like autumn leaves, and Long Aotian is even worse than Long Aotian. What's not enough?"
"I can't tell, but there is still a difference anyway." Lianxing frowned: "I'm afraid my sister will see through this, and I have to be more like it..." After thinking hard for a while, he said: "We still have to go Ask Yan Nantian for help, she is the only one who is most familiar with Jiang Feng, every word, deed, and every action, she can understand clearly, compared with her, my sister and I only know Jiang Feng superficially."
Since there is a solution, of course it must be implemented.Lian Xing led the way, Su Rongrong took the disguise medicine, Li Yan covered his head with a bamboo hat, temporarily covered his face, followed Lian Xing all the way, and came to a hole in the ground after a while, and went down It is the dungeon of Yihua Palace.
This place is not as dark and damp as other dungeons, but rather warmer, and there is a strong smell of medicine wafting up from inside. Seeing Li Yan's questioning expression, Lian Xing explained: "Our medical teacher Wan Chunliu of Yihua Palace lives here. Working with strange drugs in the dungeon, so it smells like this."
Li Yan suddenly realized that he still had an impression of the name Wan Chunliu, who was a famous doctor in "Peerless Twins".He is a good person, Yan Nantian was rescued from the Valley of the Wicked, without him, Yan Nantian would really be doomed, never thought that there would be him in this plane.
The three of them went deep into the dungeon. In a dark cell, there was a huge bathtub filled with dark potions. A woman in white was throwing some strange medicinal materials into the bathtub, giving the The fire under the barrel fanned, and the bath barrel made strange noises, with black bubbles rising upwards.This woman is probably Wan Chunliu. She was concentrating on tinkering with the medicine bucket without even looking at Li Yan and the others. Of course, everyone didn't bother to take care of her.
Yan Nantian was imprisoned in the cell next to her. Li Yan had absorbed all her skills, and now she was so disheartened that she was curled up on the hay in the cell, motionless.One sleeve and half of the skirt were torn to pieces by Li Yan, and he hasn't changed his clothes yet, revealing a large area of fair skin.
Li Yan pushed open the cell door and walked in, whispering, "I'm here to save you."
Yan Nantian turned his head, glanced at him, and said coldly: "You pretended to be like this again, trying to deceive me? You can tell it's not Jiang Feng at first glance. No matter how you disguise yourself, you can't imitate his spirit. You can't be fooled." mine."
It seems that Lian Xing's worry is right, Yan Nantian can see through at a glance that I am not genuine, so Yaoyue is very likely to see through, it seems that it is really impossible not to ask this woman for help.Li Yan squatted down, leaned closer to Yan Nantian and said, "I need you to do me a favor. Help me point out the shortcomings of my disguise, so that outsiders can't see that I'm a fake."
Yan Nantian said angrily: "You shameless bastard, scoundrel, sucked away my energy and locked me in a dungeon. Do you still think that I will help you?"
Scold me again?Li Yan wanted to explain it to her properly, but she angered her again with a single sentence: "Are you toasting or not eating fine wine? Just do me this favor, if you don't help, hum!"
"Hmph, what, what have I, Yan, been afraid of?" Yan Nantian said bitterly: "I'm already like this anyway, so what's there to be afraid of? If you have the guts, kill me."
"Kill you? How could it be possible to kill you? There are still many fun things for you to play with." Li Yan suddenly smirked evilly. Of course, he now has Jiang Feng's face on his face. Although he is smirking, But still so handsome: "Have you seen the medicinal soup that woman over there is cooking?"
Li Yan pointed at the strange medicine that Wan Chunliu was boiling, and said nonsense, "As long as you put you in that bucket of medicine and boil it, you will lose your sanity and become an inflatable doll at the mercy of others."
Yan Nantian was taken aback by his gloomy tone, but she didn't know what an inflatable doll was at all, so she wasn't very scared, so she snorted coldly, "What's there to be afraid of? Isn't it just turning into a vegetable? I Not afraid of death, but afraid of becoming a valuable person?"
Li Yan continued to smile evilly: "It's not just about becoming a vegetable, the key is that the potion also has a strange effect, it will make people unbearably horny, so I want to find someone of the opposite sex to do something I love, tsk tsk... as long as After being boiled by that thing, you will become a **** slut who only knows to smirk and drool from morning to night, and pester men to have sex. I don’t need to say what will happen after sex? You will have a big belly, raw Children, and then continue to pester men to do that kind of thing, and then get pregnant again, and have children... Tsk tsk, in your whole life, you will become a child-bearing machine, repeating this cycle endlessly until you die .”
"Si!" Yan Nantian gasped, this time he was really scared.She is indeed not afraid of death, but becoming a walking dead who only knows how to give birth is too terrifying, and she couldn't help screaming: "Impossible, there is no such strange medicine."
Lian Xing turned sideways, and quietly winked at Wan Chunliu.
The principal has an order, how can the medical teacher refuse to cooperate?Wan Chunliu looked serious and said seriously: "He is not talking nonsense. My barrel of medicine does have that function. This barrel of medicine uses materials such as armpit hair of mice, hemorrhoids of pangolins, snot of centipedes, dandruff of puffer fish, etc. It is specially made for you, as long as you are put in and boiled for half an hour, you will become a man's plaything, a machine for giving birth to children, tsk tsk... I can't solve it in this life." (To be continued...)
ps: Thanks to c, Hanying for rewarding 200 starting coins, kanonkanon and Zileihuang for rewarding 100 starting coins
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The most handsome guy in the world, "Yulang" Jiang Feng, used to be a legend in the world. Legends are often not too true, because legends always contain many human fantasies, and those who spread them by word of mouth add their own. Imagine, then become demonized, or deified.
In fact, not many people know what the legendary handsome Jiang Feng looks like, and most people have doubts about the title of "the most handsome man in the world", thinking it is an exaggeration.
When Li Yan watched "Peerless Twins", he didn't think much of Jiang Feng's handsomeness, thinking that it was probably nothing more than that.But now, he finally knew Jiang Feng's power.
After coming out of that small meeting room, I walked through a corridor. Seven girls fainted to the ground, three girls knelt down and sang conquest, five girls recommended themselves as pillow mats, and eleven girls expressed their willingness to give birth to him. child.These girls are not only students, but also court ladies from Yihua Palace, and even a few female teachers who can't resist the power of this face.
Li Yan himself became a little panicked, this face is simply a disaster, and if he walks two more times, he doesn't know how many girls will suffer.I had no choice but to pull the muscles of my face desperately and make a grimace.Unexpectedly, a girl who happened to come out of the corner screamed: "You are so handsome when you make funny faces." Then she fainted on the ground.
The girls who have not fainted are all following him now. As long as Li Yan is not paying attention, a small hand will reach out and touch his sleeve or the corner of his clothes secretly, and then there will be a happy scream: "I touched it!" It's him... ah... I won't wash my hands in this life..." Then he fell down straight, attracting envious eyes from around.
In fact, Li Yan has seen this scene in later generations. A group of stupid boys did it around the school belle.He thought only men could be so funny.But I didn't expect that there is not much difference between a woman's nympho and a man's.In the matter of pursuing the opposite sex, no matter cats or dogs, if they are stupid, they will become strange creatures with zero IQ.
Li Yan was extremely curious about his own face. He turned to the girls and said, "Who has a mirror on him? Let me use it."
"I have it!" The girls screamed in unison, and then quickly took out their small makeup mirrors from their arms. Li Yan reached out to pick up one of them, but found that the girls' hands were shaking violently, just touching one of the mirrors .The girl holding the mirror screamed: "Ah, the handsome guy chose my mirror..." Excited, she shook her hand, and the mirror fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
Li Yan was speechless, so he had to reach for another mirror, but unexpectedly the same thing happened again, another trembling hand caused the mirror to shatter.He still failed to get a usable mirror until the glass shards on the ground almost reached the height of Li Yan's instep.
There is no way to live happily in this world.
Li Yan sighed, his melancholy expression broke the hearts of the girls, and more than a dozen girls fell to the ground.It is estimated that the brain ischemic shock caused by heartbreak.He didn't dare to put on such an expression anymore, so he had to smile again.The elegant smile broke the hearts of the girls again, so more than a dozen fell down.I had no choice but to put on a straight face, but the cold temperament once again knocked a large group of girls to the ground...
Seeing the girl lying all over the floor, Li Yan was not in a good mood. He really wanted to carry all these nympho guys into the room and ruin them ruthlessly. Anyway, they don't care about themselves.
With such a face, he didn't dare to walk around in Yihua Palace, so he had to go back to the small meeting hall.Lian Xing and Su Rongrong had already woken up. Seeing Li Yan returning to the room with an embarrassed face, Su Rongrong snorted coldly: "How is it? My disguise is okay? Those stupid women become you when they see you prisoner, are you happy?"
Li Yan smiled dryly and said: "If this face is really mine, I might be happy, but it's not me. They are conquered by this face, so what does it have to do with me?"
Su Rongrong nodded in satisfaction: "It's good that you understand this truth, if you don't understand, then it's a big taboo of disguise. Some people often change their appearance, and they lose themselves if they are easy, especially when an ugly man becomes a handsome guy. After gaining admiration that doesn't match your own strength, you become a pervert."
This is a different way to complain that I am an ugly man?Li Yan was speechless.
At this time, Lian Xing suddenly sighed softly: "This face is exactly the same as Jiang Feng's, but... there are still some differences in temperament and conversation. Not as attractive as Jiang Feng."
"Not enough?" Li Yan was shocked: "Going out like this can already attract girls like autumn leaves, and Long Aotian is even worse than Long Aotian. What's not enough?"
"I can't tell, but there is still a difference anyway." Lianxing frowned: "I'm afraid my sister will see through this, and I have to be more like it..." After thinking hard for a while, he said: "We still have to go Ask Yan Nantian for help, she is the only one who is most familiar with Jiang Feng, every word, deed, and every action, she can understand clearly, compared with her, my sister and I only know Jiang Feng superficially."
Since there is a solution, of course it must be implemented.Lian Xing led the way, Su Rongrong took the disguise medicine, Li Yan covered his head with a bamboo hat, temporarily covered his face, followed Lian Xing all the way, and came to a hole in the ground after a while, and went down It is the dungeon of Yihua Palace.
This place is not as dark and damp as other dungeons, but rather warmer, and there is a strong smell of medicine wafting up from inside. Seeing Li Yan's questioning expression, Lian Xing explained: "Our medical teacher Wan Chunliu of Yihua Palace lives here. Working with strange drugs in the dungeon, so it smells like this."
Li Yan suddenly realized that he still had an impression of the name Wan Chunliu, who was a famous doctor in "Peerless Twins".He is a good person, Yan Nantian was rescued from the Valley of the Wicked, without him, Yan Nantian would really be doomed, never thought that there would be him in this plane.
The three of them went deep into the dungeon. In a dark cell, there was a huge bathtub filled with dark potions. A woman in white was throwing some strange medicinal materials into the bathtub, giving the The fire under the barrel fanned, and the bath barrel made strange noises, with black bubbles rising upwards.This woman is probably Wan Chunliu. She was concentrating on tinkering with the medicine bucket without even looking at Li Yan and the others. Of course, everyone didn't bother to take care of her.
Yan Nantian was imprisoned in the cell next to her. Li Yan had absorbed all her skills, and now she was so disheartened that she was curled up on the hay in the cell, motionless.One sleeve and half of the skirt were torn to pieces by Li Yan, and he hasn't changed his clothes yet, revealing a large area of fair skin.
Li Yan pushed open the cell door and walked in, whispering, "I'm here to save you."
Yan Nantian turned his head, glanced at him, and said coldly: "You pretended to be like this again, trying to deceive me? You can tell it's not Jiang Feng at first glance. No matter how you disguise yourself, you can't imitate his spirit. You can't be fooled." mine."
It seems that Lian Xing's worry is right, Yan Nantian can see through at a glance that I am not genuine, so Yaoyue is very likely to see through, it seems that it is really impossible not to ask this woman for help.Li Yan squatted down, leaned closer to Yan Nantian and said, "I need you to do me a favor. Help me point out the shortcomings of my disguise, so that outsiders can't see that I'm a fake."
Yan Nantian said angrily: "You shameless bastard, scoundrel, sucked away my energy and locked me in a dungeon. Do you still think that I will help you?"
Scold me again?Li Yan wanted to explain it to her properly, but she angered her again with a single sentence: "Are you toasting or not eating fine wine? Just do me this favor, if you don't help, hum!"
"Hmph, what, what have I, Yan, been afraid of?" Yan Nantian said bitterly: "I'm already like this anyway, so what's there to be afraid of? If you have the guts, kill me."
"Kill you? How could it be possible to kill you? There are still many fun things for you to play with." Li Yan suddenly smirked evilly. Of course, he now has Jiang Feng's face on his face. Although he is smirking, But still so handsome: "Have you seen the medicinal soup that woman over there is cooking?"
Li Yan pointed at the strange medicine that Wan Chunliu was boiling, and said nonsense, "As long as you put you in that bucket of medicine and boil it, you will lose your sanity and become an inflatable doll at the mercy of others."
Yan Nantian was taken aback by his gloomy tone, but she didn't know what an inflatable doll was at all, so she wasn't very scared, so she snorted coldly, "What's there to be afraid of? Isn't it just turning into a vegetable? I Not afraid of death, but afraid of becoming a valuable person?"
Li Yan continued to smile evilly: "It's not just about becoming a vegetable, the key is that the potion also has a strange effect, it will make people unbearably horny, so I want to find someone of the opposite sex to do something I love, tsk tsk... as long as After being boiled by that thing, you will become a **** slut who only knows to smirk and drool from morning to night, and pester men to have sex. I don’t need to say what will happen after sex? You will have a big belly, raw Children, and then continue to pester men to do that kind of thing, and then get pregnant again, and have children... Tsk tsk, in your whole life, you will become a child-bearing machine, repeating this cycle endlessly until you die .”
"Si!" Yan Nantian gasped, this time he was really scared.She is indeed not afraid of death, but becoming a walking dead who only knows how to give birth is too terrifying, and she couldn't help screaming: "Impossible, there is no such strange medicine."
Lian Xing turned sideways, and quietly winked at Wan Chunliu.
The principal has an order, how can the medical teacher refuse to cooperate?Wan Chunliu looked serious and said seriously: "He is not talking nonsense. My barrel of medicine does have that function. This barrel of medicine uses materials such as armpit hair of mice, hemorrhoids of pangolins, snot of centipedes, dandruff of puffer fish, etc. It is specially made for you, as long as you are put in and boiled for half an hour, you will become a man's plaything, a machine for giving birth to children, tsk tsk... I can't solve it in this life." (To be continued...)
ps: Thanks to c, Hanying for rewarding 200 starting coins, kanonkanon and Zileihuang for rewarding 100 starting coins
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