Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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Rat's armpit hair, pangolin's hemorrhoid, centipede's snot, puffer fish's dandruff!

How insane was this material, Yan Nantian was taken aback and felt that he was not well.Not to mention that the four ingredients were poured into that bathtub together, even if only one of them was added, it would be conceivable that this bucket of medicine has broken through the acceptable range of human beings.This is not something that a normal doctor can do, it is definitely something that a mad scientist can do.

Sweat slid down in petals, and a gust of cold air rose from the nest of the back of the neck, which made Yan Nantian's whole body stand upside down.

Li Yan took a step closer to her, grabbed her wrist, and dragged her to the side of the horrible bathtub. The black potion was churning, and the bubbles burst one after another, making a *cracking sound*, and the pungent smell of the medicine was pouring into her body. into the nostrils, Yan Nantian almost fainted by the bucket.

Li Yan said gloomyly: "Quickly tell me, what else is different about me from Jiang Feng, otherwise I will throw you in right now."

Yan Nan is really not afraid of death. Although she is a woman, she has always felt that her will is stronger than that of a man, but at this moment, she still surrendered. This bucket of medicine is more terrifying than death, and tears flowed down her cheeks. Come out: "You need to change your walking posture. Jiang Feng's steps are smaller than yours and look more elegant. You walk too casually."

"Oh!" Li Yan narrowed his pace and took two steps: "Is that so?"

"I need to adjust it again..."

After repeated corrections, the problem of walking was finally solved.Yan Nantian said again: "When you smile, don't open your mouth too much. Even when Jiang Feng is the happiest, he won't let out a big laugh. He only shows a small row of white teeth, not the root of his teeth."

It took Li Yan a long time to finally adjust his smile.

"The eyes should be softer, the eyes should be far away, and the focus of the eyes should be placed far, far away, so that it looks cool."

This nima is also okay?Li Yan was shocked: "Then Jiang Feng can't see things nearby?"

Yan Nantian smiled wryly and said: "Yes, in fact, he is farsighted, so he doesn't like beautiful girls like Yaoyue and Lianxing, because they always cling to him very tightly, so he can't see their appearance clearly. Always in the early years, he could clearly see that Yaoyue Lianxing is so beautiful, how can you have your share. "

Li Yan was sweating: "Then what is Jiang Xiaoyu and Hua Wuque's mother like?"

"It's an ugly woman with a big face. Her face is as big as a bucket, and her facial features are separated. Because Jiang Feng's vision is wrong, those separated facial features are misplaced and recombined. In his eyes, she becomes a beautiful woman." In Jiang Feng's eyes, there is only one beautiful woman in the whole world, and other women's facial features are rubbed together."

Li Yan: "..."

Su Rongrong: "..."

Wan Chunliu: "..."

Lian Xing found a pillar next to her and knocked to the ground. Although she no longer loves Jiang Feng and has attached a pure heart to Li Yan, she remembered that the failure of her last relationship was actually because of For this reason, it doesn't work if you don't hit it.

Li Yan went crazy: "Damn! I can learn from him in everything, but I won't learn from him even if I focus my eyes."

"If you don't study, you won't be like him."

Li Yan had no choice but to try to focus his eyes on a far away place. At this moment, Yan Nantian suddenly stood in front of Li Yan and asked, "What do you think of me now?"

"Wow, you only have one eye on your face, and you don't have any other facial features! How ugly..."

"Do you understand now?"

Li Yan nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I understand...but I will never learn from him."

"This is what you don't understand. A man's eyes will look far-sighted if he focuses his eyes farther away. This is what a good man looks like."

"Damn it, do you understand what it means to have a long-term vision?"

"Go ahead and adjust the next place. When you stare, pay attention to your eyebrows..."

Yan Nantian's explanation continued. If you don't listen, you don't know. It turns out that there are so many differences between people. A look, a smile, a movement of turning the head, a movement of bending...these countless details are combined together , will form a thing called "temperament".

Temperament is often more important than skin. An ugly man or an ugly woman may become handsome or beautiful if he has temperament.But if a person with a pretty face has no temperament, the effect of that face will be infinitely reduced.After following Yan Nantian to correct countless small movements, Li Yan finally entered the rhythm.

I just don't know how long it has passed and how many places have been changed. When Li Yan put on his pose and smiled again, Yan Nan said wearily: "This time I finally got it right, this is Jiang Feng..."

"Plop!" The sound of kneeling on the ground suddenly came from the side. Wan Chunliu, who had been calmly cooking potion by the side, finally knelt down to Li Yan, and a melodious song sounded from her throat: "I was conquered by you like this, cutting off all escape routes..." She could resist Li Yan just now, but she couldn't resist Li Yan now.

Now Li Yan has completely turned into Jiang Feng, the most handsome Jiang Feng in the world, no matter his appearance or temperament, his spirit and soul are one, impeccable.

Su Rongrong felt that the pear was very big. If she wasn't a lily, she would have knelt on the ground and sang conquering by now. Even so, her mind was greatly shocked, and she covered her eyes and said, "Move your face away... You are destroying my lily heart."

"Oh, it seems very powerful. Then, I can go to work now." Li Yan turned around and wanted to get out of the dungeon.

Yan Nantian heaved a sigh of relief, and finally dealt with Li Yan, so that he didn't have to be soaked in that terrible potion.Unexpectedly, Li Yan turned around suddenly, grabbed Yan Nantian with his hand, and threw it into the potion bucket without hesitation.

"Ah!" Yan Nantian screamed in the dungeon: "You don't keep your promise... You won't throw me in after I promise you to adjust it for you." She emerged from the dark potion , trying desperately to jump out of the tub, but now she has lost all her skills. Li Yan only used the strength of one finger to pin her down in the tub, and the strange-tasting potion soaked into every inch of her body. skin.

Rat's armpit hair, pangolin's hemorrhoid, centipede's snot, puffer fish's dandruff!

Thinking of these four terrifying materials, Yan Nantian's whole body trembled, and tears flowed out again: "You despicable, shameless, obscene villain, you dishonest demon king, you go die... I'll never let you go even if I'm a ghost..."

"You can't be a ghost. After soaking for half an hour, you will become a machine for giving birth." Li Yan snorted coldly, picked up the fainted Lianxing girl from the ground, and walked out of the dungeon with his head held high: "Wan Chunliu, you Help me keep an eye on her and don't let her run away."

"The handsome guy obeys!" Wan Chunliu was fascinated by Li Yan's handsome new look, not to mention such an order, even if she was told to die, he would not hesitate.

"Woo...wow..." Yan Nantian burst into tears.

Carrying Lian Xing out of the dungeon, Su Rongrong naturally followed behind. At some point, a large group of girls surrounded the dungeon door. It turned out that the news of a handsome guy walking around the school just now had spread throughout the school. Now most of the girls They all gathered around, and seeing Li Yan coming out, a girl who touched Li Yan's sleeve just now shouted: "The handsome guy is coming out." The next moment, she exclaimed again: "Oh, what's wrong? Place? The handsome guy seems to be more handsome than before... He was already so handsome just now, how can he make a breakthrough now? It's the temperament, the handsome guy's temperament has increased three times, and now he is terribly handsome. "

I'm dizzy, is the word messy and miserable used to describe handsome?Li Yan was shocked.

The girls are eager to come over to him again, and it will be quite troublesome to be entangled by them, but there are so many people, it's just a good time to try Jiang Feng's smile.Li Yan started to act according to the method described by Yan Nantian. First of all, the focus of the eyes should be cast in the distance, um, let's cast it on the waterfall in the distance, with his hands behind his back and his back straight. The corners of the lips are slightly raised, revealing a little bit of white teeth, not showing the gums, calm, calm, and a good young man in troubled times...

Huh?Why no response?Didn't I hear the girl screaming, I didn't hear anyone singing conquest, and I didn't hear anyone wanting to conceive a child for me?what happened?The focus of the eyes is too far away, and the front is blurred... It can't be done, let's take the focus back.

Li Yan took a closer look, and saw a group of women fell in front of him, some fell to the ground, their eyes blurred.Some lay on their backs and hit their pendulums.Some fell down on the flower beds, some hung upside down on the tree branches, some hung under the eaves, and some stuck upside down in the soil... Oh my mother, you must be so good, Jiang Feng's smile is too powerful up.

Lian Xing in her arms woke up at this moment, opened her eyes to look at Li Yan, and forced a sentence out of her mouth: "That's how it was... At the beginning, my sister and I were fascinated by this smiling face ...You just keep going to see your sister like this, and you will definitely bring her back to life, definitely!"

Li Yan looked around at the girl who was lying on the ground, and said with a wry smile: "I finally know what kind of monster Jiang Feng is... Lian Xing, don't worry, I will definitely save Yaoyue girl and solve this matter properly matter."

"Touch!" She was punched in the stomach suddenly. It turned out to be Lian Xing who hit her so hard that she almost spit out the tea she just drank. Breaking away from Li Yan's arms, he stomped his feet and said angrily, "From now on, when you use this face, don't hug me! I don't like this person anymore."

Hearing this, Li Yan was not angry but happy: "I can't wish for it, do you think I like this face very much? I prefer my ordinary, ordinary face, and I also hate focusing on the opposite side." Waterfall on the mountain." rs