Mengniang martial arts world

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A girl suddenly walked out of the group of civil officials, and upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Xiang Shaolong, a special soldier girl. She was now wearing a civil official robe of the Song Dynasty, and she looked very strange.The special soldier girl said: "Qi Zou the emperor... the humble minister has his own roots!"

Li Yan was sweating profusely, and hurried over and said in a low voice: "Hey, it's fine for other people to put on airs with me. Why do you speak in such a polite way? Don't you feel abnormal? Can you use the communication method of our future generations? ? You can sing a song of Little Apple in front of the hall, which is better than playing the emperor, the humble minister, etc."

The special soldier girl laughed softly: "I talk about the way the future generations speak every day. What's the point? Of course you have to do as the Romans do when you come to ancient times. I'm playing role-playing, pretending to be an ancient official. Don't spoil my interest."

Li Yan was speechless, so he had to go back to his dragon chair and sit upright: "Aiqing, come and play quickly."

The special soldier girl said in a tone-of-mouth manner: "After several days of research, I have now researched several new weapons." She took out a large stack of blueprints: "This is a three-edged army thorn, this is a bronze cannon, and this is a rifled musket. , this is a steam engine, this is a hot air balloon..."

After finishing speaking, he took out another stack of blueprints: "Here are some scientific inventions that can be used in civil affairs, which are biogas digesters, snow sugar, snow salt, glass, soap, perfume... cough cough, in short, I need a lot artisans to run these projects.”

This guy is definitely someone who has read time-traveling historical novels, and in an instant, he brought out a lot of awesome things that could kill the Quartet in ancient times.Li Yan used to read these things when he was reading time-traveling historical novels, and he couldn't help but stare round and said: "Aiqing, don't you plagiarize too much? To be honest, how many novel ideas did you copy?"

The special soldier girl scratched her head in embarrassment: "Ahem. There are so many. I basically copied all the historical novels on the monthly ticket list."

"So, with these things, we can push Mongolia evenly after two years of development?"

"Well, it's no problem to push the whole world." The special soldier girl said confidently: "I will be a special soldier in the future. I am super good at fighting and so on. Although I am a little empty about martial arts, the ancients in regular warfare are definitely not my opponents. First immerse yourself in the development of medieval weapons that can be manufactured with the current scientific level, focus on defense, and resist the Mongolian cavalry and archery troops. At the same time, develop basic industries, build energy, metallurgy, light industry, heavy industry and other industries, and establish modernization After the production line is opened, modern weapons will be thrown out in a rush, and it will be easy and enjoyable to push the world... We don’t need any famous generals anymore. Every soldier is issued an ak47 and pushes it directly , and destroy Mongolia in a matter of minutes with aircraft and cannons.”

Li Yan covered his face with his hands: "Can we rely on some information? Let me see if you built the AK47 in two years?"

The special soldier girl spread her hands and said: "Your thinking is limited. I just named the first batch of rifled guns I made ak47. It doesn't have to be the kind of ak47 of later generations. In this world, we have the final say. I Say a rifled gun is an ak47, and that is what it is.”

Li Yan: "..."

The special soldier girl smiled again: "I'm going to name the first batch of guns I built as retreating guns, what do you think?"

Li Yan covered his face with his hands and said, "Do you want to name the first tank you built Zhen Gu Ranxiu?"

The special soldier girl was overjoyed and said, "How do you know? I also plan to name the first hot air balloon Boeing 747, the first ship the mobile battleship Nadeshiko, and the first grenade Xiewang Yansha Black Dragon." Wave……"

Li Yan foamed at the mouth and said loudly: "Come here, get Xiang Shaolong out."

Although Xiang Shaolong was forked out, the design concept of this product has not been dispelled, so that ten years later, when the Song Dynasty's army is flattening the world, it will often launch shocking super weapons, such as a The soldier stabs the enemy with a Swiss Army knife, and at the same time shouts: "Look at my holy sword Hilda!"

Another example is when a soldier throws a grenade, he will yell: "Chakra explode, spiral pill..."

The captain driving the battleship to bombard the enemy's harbor will also shout: "Hubrian, full port rudder, starboard mega particle cannon... salvo!"

The soldier flying the hot air balloon shouted: "White Demon Gundam RX-78, attack!"

Even if you beat an enemy soldier with bare hands, you still have to shout: "Thirty times, Kaio Fist!"

This unreliable atmosphere later spread all over the world, causing the whole world to tremble in horror. They couldn't figure out what these strange weapons were, and when the soldiers yelled these slogans, they could actually get pleasure from it. Combat power has increased geometrically, and this is how the so-called hot blood of men comes from.

Of course, the industrial problem has to be postponed. At present, Li Yan's main difficulty still comes from the threat of Pang Ban. Every expert must use it. Li Yan sent people to recall Yue Fei and Yue Yun from the Jin Kingdom that had just been flattened. After leaving the palace, he planned to teach them the Taixuan Sutra as well.Now their military command ability is not needed for the time being, the point is to meet Pang Ban three months later.

Li Yan had just taught Yue Fei the method of action of the Taixuan Jing, and before she had time to practice her skills, she saw a woman standing not far away, looking at Yue Fei with pitiful eyes.This woman is the female emperor Zhao Gou. Although her imperial power has been taken away by Li Yan, she still wears a female dragon robe. There is no need to stop the emperor's favorite clothes, even dragon robes... Anyway, people from later generations don't mind someone wearing the same clothes as themselves.

Some ministers who pay attention to etiquette have protested to Li Yan, thinking that the new emperor has already ascended the throne, and the old emperor should be killed. Even if he does not, he should take off the dragon robe and change into prince-level clothes to show respect for the new emperor. , but Li Yan thinks that it is unnecessary. Most of the leaders in later generations wear suits, and many ordinary people also wear suits. Who cares about this is really an idiot.The dignity of an emperor does not come from clothes, but from how much you have contributed to the people and how much they love you.

The Empress called out in a pitiful voice: "Marshal Yue!"

Yue Fei also turned his head to look at her, with a look of shame on his face: "Your Majesty, this humble minister failed to protect your country, and instead colluded with usurpers. I am really terrified. Waiting for this humble minister to leave behind children and grandchildren for the Yue family." Descendants, come to the emperor to lead the death pleading."

The empress pursed her lips and said: "That's unnecessary. I'm really not very good at managing the country. It's actually happier for me to eat and drink every day in the harem like now. How to deal with things like Mongolia? Let Li Yan, go worry yourself. You just said... you want to leave posterity?"

Yue Fei nodded and said: "There are three kinds of unfilial piety, and the greatest thing is to have no descendants. I must let the Yue family pass on..."

Stars shone in the empress's eyes: "Then...would you like...to have sex with me..." Her face blushed and her voice became softer, but the empress still said firmly: "Have a baby with me."

Yue Fei wiped off his sweat: "The two of us cannot have children."

"Why?" The empress was anxious: "There is nothing wrong with my body, it is very healthy."

Yue Fei shook his head: "I will have a baby with Li Yan."

The empress was shocked, and took five steps back: "Well... I... I... Although I am a bit rotten, I like to read some pornographic novels occasionally, but... Men and men cannot be born."

Yue Fei originally wanted to explain that he was a woman, but after thinking about it, he didn't think there was any need to explain, so let the empress stop thinking.So he cupped his hands and found a place to practice Taixuan Jing.

The empress is extremely resentful, if she fails to compete with a woman for a man, she will feel better, but if she fails to compete with a man for a man, what exactly is this?Uncle can bear and aunt can't bear it, so he must figure out where he lost.

That night, the empress hid among the flowers and trees, staring at Yue Fei's room. At midnight, she saw Li Yan sneaking in. Yue Fei opened the door from the inside and dragged Li Yan in. .

Hurrah!I'd like to see how you men and men have children.

The empress cautiously touched the wall and crawled over, put her ears on the wooden wall, and could clearly hear the sounds inside, there were kisses, undressing sounds, and then there were popping sounds, the female emperor The emperor plucked up his courage, kicked open the door and jumped in...

The first thing I saw was the beloved marshal with his back to the door, riding on Li Yan's straddle, twisting his waist, and the four characters "Jing Zhong Bao Guo" were changing shapes with the twisting of his body.

The empress yelled, "It's wrong for you to do this!"

The marshal turned around, and the two huge hills on his chest blinded the female emperor's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

"Ah...ah...ah..."

The empress trembled all over, and didn't know what to say for a moment. She had been with her for 12 years and didn't know that Mulan was a girl.He suddenly felt his body lighten, and was actually dragged onto the bed by Li Yan. This time, he was even more frightened: "What are you going to do?"

Li Yanxie smiled and said: "That's needless to say? Don't think I don't know. You like Marshal Yue first, and me second. Now that you know that Marshal Yue is a woman, you can only marry me." La."

The empress was stunned, Li Yan was not talking nonsense, she was just a non-specific woman, and there were always shadows of two men in her heart.He could only suppress his liking for Li Yan by repeatedly telling himself that he only loves Marshal Yue, but now that Marshal is not a man, Li Yan is the only one left in his heart.

In fact, with Li Yan's hearing ability, it was impossible for her to sneak outside the room to eavesdrop. Li Yan deliberately wanted her to know the truth.

In the misfortune of chaos, the empress was also dragged into the bed for some reason... (To be continued...)

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