Mengniang martial arts world

Second update——

During the days of practicing Taixuan Jing, Li Yan did not dare to be too indulgent, and in fact, there were not many girls who were willing to accompany him to indulge.Almost all girls who know a little bit of martial arts are practicing desperately, striving to step on the ladder of Shattered Void.People who practice martial arts always hope that they are strong, stronger, and very strong. In addition, there are powerful enemies in the north, and no one dares to relax in the slightest.

But there are some exceptions. For example, Wei Xiaobao, the braided girl, is very boring. She doesn't like to practice. Getting stronger has nothing to do with her. She has never thought about Shattering the Void. She just wants to eat and die for the rest of her life.But Dugu Yujie's matter of breaking the void also had a certain impact on her, because after breaking the void, people disappeared, and she began to worry that one day Li Yan would also break the void, and all the sisters who knew martial arts followed Li Yan to the fairyland, so As a mortal, she can only stay in the human world alone, that would be very boring.

The braided girl placed a table of tributes in front of the gods and Buddhas. She never prayed to the gods and worshiped the Buddhas before, but now she couldn't help but want to, because it is said that people who break the void will become gods and Buddhas, so she now believes Gods and Buddhas exist, but I don't know if they come to hold Buddha's feet temporarily or not.Her mother's brothel business is very popular now, and she has a lot of money in her hands, so she bought a lot of tributes. After worshiping for a while, people who smelled the fragrance and came to steal the tributes appeared, little loli Yang Guo , the tooth-changing loli Guo Jing, the stinky loli Murong Fu, and the Longmu Er loli from the Knight Island all came to steal the tribute. A group of lolis lay on the tribute table to pick and choose, and ate all the delicious things Light up, bad food kicked everywhere.

"It's wrong for you to do this! You don't have to believe in gods and Buddhas, but you can't be disrespectful." The braided girl said with her hands on her hips, "You will be punished by heaven for doing this."

That's all for now.The sky actually started to thunder.There is also lightning snapping and flying, which looks like it is about to strike down.

A group of lolis were terrified, and quickly bowed to the sky: "I just ate a few of your steamed buns, why bother to scare us with such a large amount of lightning? The gods and Buddhas are too stingy, at worst, I will buy some steamed stuffed buns and serve them to you again!" .”

As soon as he said this, God seemed to be even more angry, and the lightning flew even harder, and it was about to fall on the top of his head.

The braided girl raised her head and laughed loudly: "I just said that what you did was wrong."

At this time, Xiang Shaolong's head suddenly appeared on the highest roof next to him.She scratched her head and said: "Ancient palaces are too unsafe, even a lightning rod is not safe. In this kind of weather, it is easy to be struck by lightning and catch fire." After she finished speaking, she inserted a lightning rod on the roof, and quickly jump away.boom!Click!A bolt of lightning immediately struck the lightning rod and was drawn into the ground. Then one after another, all the thunder in the sky seemed to be sucked away by the lightning rod.The special soldier girl clapped her hands: "It's done, it's absolutely impossible for us to be hit by lightning strikes in the future, everyone can do whatever they want."

As soon as she finished speaking, the tribute on the tribute table became even more miserable.A group of loli jumped up and used more brutal methods to deal with the tribute.Since you can no longer be afraid of lightning strikes from the sky, what is there to be afraid of?What you eat is a tribute!

The braided girl spread her hands, she couldn't afford to be hurt, these little lolis are too careless.Well, since I'm not afraid of thunder anymore, I want to eat it too. I bought it, and if I don't take a bite, it's gone. Wouldn't it be too wasteful?The braided girl grabbed an apple and took two bites.After thinking about it, before he finished eating it, he picked up another apple and took two bites. Anyway, there were too many tributes, and it would be a waste if he couldn't finish it. It would be better to take two bites of one apple, which would make him feel better.

It was fun to chew six notched apples in a row, which became apple 6.

At this time, the god Buddha finally got angry, and the Buddha statue began to shake violently.The braided girl was startled, and the lolita were also startled. Murong Fu couldn't help but shouted, "What's wrong with this Buddha statue? Why does it look like it's coming to life?"

Loli Longmu Er wondered, "This Buddha statue looks familiar to us, which Buddha is it?"

The braided girl explained: "This is not a statue of Buddha, but a statue of a sword fairy. As you know, I don't know any other sword fairy. I only know one sister Dugu, so I asked someone to carve her image to worship."

After saying this, the lolis were all frightened, they were not afraid of other gods and Buddhas, because no one had ever seen those gods and Buddhas appear, and they didn't even know whether those gods and Buddhas existed, but Dugu Yujie did exist Sword Immortal, everyone saw her soaring... It's just that the girl with braids is too careless in carving the statue of Sword Immortal, this one doesn't look like it at all, is this chubby sister Dugu Yu?

Everyone snatched the tribute from Sister Jianxian, and something must happen now.

Sure enough, a golden long sword suddenly condensed in mid-air, Dugu Yujie stood barefoot on the sword, standing in the air, proud as a fairy, oh!Not like a fairy, but a fairy at all.She pursed her mouth and said depressedly: "Sisters, you can't mess with my tribute like this. It is very important for a god who cultivates in the fairy world to collect the power of faith. It is rare for someone to carve a sword fairy statue for me and give me a tribute. Let me get a little power of faith, but you come to destroy it, are you trying to affect my progress in the fairy world?"

The lolis were embarrassed and said: "We didn't know it was like you, sister. We thought it was Guanyin or Puxian, so we messed up the tribute. If we knew it was yours, we would never eat it. Don't worry, sister, we will also carve a statue for you in the future to provide you with the power of faith."

Only then was Dugu Yujie satisfied, and was about to fly to the sky with Yujian and return to the fairyland, when suddenly a man jumped out from the roof and hugged her in mid-air.Outraged, which blind mortal would even dare to attack a god?As soon as the thought came together, Wan Jianjue came out, and the sky was filled with golden long swords...

The man shouted: "Sister Dugu, don't draw the sword, it's me!"

After taking a closer look, I realized that it was actually Li Yan.

Dugu Yujie was amazed, Wan Jianjue disappeared immediately, and the murderous aura disappeared, she asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Li Yan said with a bitter face: "Sister Dugu, don't disappear again. Last time you suddenly broke into the void and disappeared. Readers scolded me for missing a girl. Unsubscribing is serious. Although this book is almost finished, it must be done." There is a beginning and an end, isn't it? You can't bear to see some readers leave us when this book is almost finished, right? A lot of words"

Dugu Yujie asked curiously: "Then what can I do to help you?"

Li Yan said without integrity: "It's about making love, hehehe... As long as you post it, readers won't say that I'm missing a girl."

"I'm dizzy! Go to hell!" Sister Dugu Yu kicked Li Yan off her flying sword, fled to the sky at a fast speed, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.There were only afterimages of golden lightsabers left in the sky, which could not dissipate for a long time.

A group of lolis were all dumbfounded, and the braided girl wiped off her sweat and said, "Sir, you are too careless, don't you even dare to tease gods?"

Li Yan spread his hands and said, "Praying for gods and worshiping Buddha is not as useful as taking care of readers' needs. Readers are God."

The braided girl pointed to the sky: "But sister Dugu Yu still ran away, aren't you still a girl? The situation has not changed at all."

"No, there are big changes." Li Yan said with a smirk: "At least we know that people who shatter the void can still come back. This is probably what people often say about gods appearing... and they only appear when they are asking for tribute. Tsk tsk, gods are too immoral, they just show off when they want tributes, and when people need help from gods and Buddhas, they don't come out at all."...

The braided girl said a little worriedly: "Master, it's not good for you to complain about gods and Buddhas like this, in case they punish you or something."

Li Yan pointed to the special soldier girl who was installing the second lightning rod next to him, and laughed loudly: "Don't be afraid, lightning strikes from the sky have long been proven to be avoided by scientific means, and the gods only use those two tricks. Their mana is in the world." It is not very useful in the human world. If they can really be powerful in the human world, they will not be forced to soar by the plane. And they can't do anything in the human world, such as mountain torrents, droughts, floods, if gods and Buddhas really To love the believers, these things have been cleaned up long ago, and it will not be their turn to harm the world. The believers all come out to show their spirits when they worship and give gifts, and all the believers run away when they are suffering... Gods and Buddhas are all a bunch of ostentatious goods. "

The braided girl was speechless, Xianggong is really too courageous to say such words.

Li Yan commanded: "Everyone take action, carve more stone statues, jade statues, bronze statues, gold statues and so on of Sister Dugu, and send her the power of faith every day in the future. Cut it off for her one day, hehe, when the time comes...she will show up obediently, wow haha. Will she dare to refuse the conditions I put forward? Come obediently and put on an eighteen-faced appearance for my brother..."

"Sir, your integrity..."

"Let's turn morality into ashes. In order not to miss my daughter, I can turn into a devil! Even a superman can't stop my ambition."

"Sanggong, I suddenly thought of one thing. The gods and Buddhas can't do anything to you in the human world, but after you break the void and go to the fairy world, they can take care of you, right? A lot of words"

Li Yan was sweating profusely when he heard this.

"I think you still don't want to shatter the void, it's too dangerous."

Li Yan nodded fiercely a few times: "It's reasonable and reasonable. It's really dangerous. If you despise a group of gods and Buddhas so arrogantly, if you break into the fairyland and fall into their hands, even if you don't die, you will lose a few layers of skin. I will Just practice in the human world, and death will not shatter the void."

The braided girl was overjoyed immediately, that's right, it seems that today's prayer to gods and Buddha has played a role, at least it has fulfilled expectations and solved the problem of being separated from men between the two realms.Alright, hurry up and make a portrait of Sister Dugu...

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