Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 169 Cute, 5 Poison Leader Lan Fenghuang
(Today, the temperature in Yucheng dropped by more than ten degrees in an instant. As a result, my father-in-law got up late in the morning and did not catch up with the update until 08:30. Oh, I am really ashamed. In order to make up for the half-hour lateness, my father-in-law decided to add one Update! Please don’t walk away, there will be another update in a few minutes.)
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After sending Ying Gu away, Li Yan is planning to close the door to rest. He has gained a lot today. Not only has he learned the Loach Kung Fu, but he has also gained a corresponding understanding of Taijiquan. It has to be said that he has made a lot of money. Ying Gu became a family teacher for a while, and she paid a little bit of nothing.
Li Yan was in a good mood and couldn't help humming a little song.
At this moment, a charming and charming voice came from the corridor: "Excuse me, are you Li Yan's classmate?"
Li Yan turned his head to look, gasped suddenly, and saw a beautiful woman in Miao costumes walking up the corridor, about 20 years old, with bright eyes and cool teeth, beautiful and generous, what is rare is a natural beauty , without carving, there are silver rings on her wrists and ankles, and the jingling sound when she walks makes people's heart beat.
Such a beautiful girl, why did Li Yan gasp when she saw it?It turned out that there were more than a dozen snakes wrapped around the girl's body. The smallest of these snakes was as thick as chopsticks, wrapping around the girl's wrists, and the thickest snakes were as thick as the wrist mouth, wrapping around the girl's waist with a big mouth open.
Moreover, these snakes are all poisonous snakes, each of them has a triangular pointed head, and the body of the snake is mottled and covered with patterns. It is said that the more beautiful the snake is, the more poisonous it is. It's dazzling, so it's not poisonous to fly?
He wiped off his sweat. He would rather fight with an expert like Teacher Yujie than face this kind of woman covered in snakes, so he asked cautiously: "I am Li Yan, is the girl?" Who? What do you want from me?"
The girl giggled and said, "My surname is Lan, and I am the leader of the Yunnan Five Poison Sect."
When Li Yan heard it, he immediately understood, Lan Fenghuang!It must be Blue Phoenix.Since it is Lan Fenghuang, it must have been sent by Ren Yingying. God, it's all to blame for the broken painting "Traveling in Streams and Mountains". How much more trouble will it cause me?
Lan Fenghuang asked with a smile: "Student Li Yan, I heard that you like playing with snakes very much, and I happen to like it too, so I'll come to chat with you."
Li Yan sweats profusely: I like to play with a fart snake, where did you hear it from?Oh, by the way, Ren Yingying was also a witness to the "snake binding" incident last time, and she heard it from Ren Yingying.
Li Yan spread his hands and said, "Master Lan, I actually don't like playing with snakes at all, you must have misheard, right?"
Lan Fenghuang blinked and said with a smile: "I heard you right. You must like to play with snakes, but you are too embarrassed to say it in front of me, right? I know that ordinary people look down on people who like to play with poison, so you I hide my hobby of playing with snakes deeply, and I don’t want others to know about it, but you can just tell my sister with confidence, she also likes to play with poisonous snakes very much. My sister will not discriminate against you. Let’s go, let’s go to your In the dormitory, chat slowly about the experience of playing with snakes."
Li Yan sweated profusely: The big snake I had last time was a medicinal material, unlike those colorful things on your body, they are all poisonous snakes that kill people, can they be treated as the same?
He quickly refused: "No, I hate snakes the most, so don't come and play with snakes with me."
How could Lan Fenghuang believe it? She vowed to win the task given by the holy aunt, and would never give up easily, so she approached Li Yan step by step, and said softly: "You really don't need to hide it. Look, my left hand It is the most poisonous king cobra, and it is the most fun to play with."
Li Yan was sweating profusely: "Take this thing away quickly."
"Come on, let's play." Lan Fenghuang handed the King Cobra to Li Yan, so close at hand, the fishy smell from the snake's mouth entered Li Yan's nose, making him very uncomfortable.
Li Yan took a step back. He was standing in front of his dormitory door, but when he stepped back, he retreated into the dormitory.
Lan Fenghuang smiled and said: "That's right, let's go to your dormitory to talk slowly, you were right to invite my sister in."
Li Yan sweated profusely: "I'm not asking you to come in."
The Miao people are much more generous than the Han people, and they don't pay much attention to etiquette. Lan Fenghuang was not polite, and stepped into Li Yan's room in one step.As soon as she entered, she saw the wooden box in the corner of the room. After Li Yan drank the snake's blood, he didn't break the big wooden box, because there was no furniture in his dormitory, and it was rare to have a wooden box, so he kept it. Use it for other things.
Lan Fenghuang smiled and said, "Student Li Yan, you still lied to my sister that you don't like snakes. Look, you even prepared a snake box."
Li Yan sweated profusely.
Lan Fenghuang waved his hand, and a dozen big and small snakes on his body slid down together, climbed onto Li Yan's bed, and made various strange shapes on the bed.Li Yan screamed in his heart, thinking: It's over, this bed sheet and quilt can't be used anymore, burn them tonight, and buy new ones tomorrow.
Lan Fenghuang didn't know what Li Yan was thinking, so he said with a smile, "Isn't it fun? These snakes are very obedient. You can make them coordinate and put on various poses, no problem with any kind of snake binding."
Fun you big headed ghost!Li Yan turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees, tears streaming down his face.
At this time, Li Yan was already upset, and Ren Yingying sent people to seduce him time and time again to obtain his famous paintings, which also made him very annoyed. Although she had a good impression of Lan Fenghuang in the original book, but now He also became displeased with Lan Fenghuang, [***] authentically: "Master Lan, I don't like snakes at all, the thing I hate the most is snakes, please take these snakes away quickly, don't bother me anymore, I still Going to sleep."
In fact, Lan Fenghuang is also very nervous now. She is a Miao girl, unlike the Han women who have many twists and turns. She is a more straightforward girl. Let her do this task of seducing men and defrauding famous paintings. It was really difficult, she knew nothing about the techniques of seducing men, seeing that Li Yan didn't seem to be very interested in the topic of snake binding, she felt panicked and didn't know how to proceed.
She turned her mind quickly a few times, thinking: What should I do?How can I make him fall in love with me, and then trick him into handing over "Traveling in Mountains and Streams"?I want to find a topic, but he doesn't seem to like talking about snakes, help me, what should I do?
People can't be in a hurry, when they are in a hurry, they will be quick to gain wisdom, and Lan Fenghuang is no exception. In her mind, a small light bulb like the one in "Smart Yixiu" suddenly lit up with a "dang", thinking: Oh, I How stupid, Li Yan must have gotten tired of playing snake binding last time. It is said that the strange game between men and women, if you play it once and play it twice, it will be more. At this time, you should come up with something else.
Lan Fenghuang beckoned, and the dozens of snakes crawled on her body, burrowed into her cuffs, collar, etc., and disappeared. I don't know how she hid so many snakes, only the thickest giant python It was not easy to hide, but the snake was wrapped around her waist very neatly, turning into a belt.
This time, not even a snake could be seen in the whole dormitory. Lan Fenghuang clapped his hands and said, "It turns out that student Li Yan is already tired of playing with snake binding, so I'll bring you another thing to play with."
She clapped her hands, and a big fluffy spider crawled out from her sleeve. This spider was as big as an adult's fist, and its whole body was covered with green hair. Li Yan was so scared, "Oh my mother!" yelled.
Unexpectedly, there were more than one big spider. Lan Fenghuang kept crawling spiders outwards. After a while, the whole room was full of such big furry spiders, forming webs in every corner of the room. During tea time, Li Yan's dormitory was covered with huge spider webs, and as far as the eye could see, it was a vast expanse of white...
Li Yan was stunned, he forgot to say anything, and there was only a scream in his heart: You are a fool, who will help me clean up.
Lan Fenghuang smiled and said: "Let's not play snake binding, let's play spider. This game is called: The Secret of the Web. In a vast white spider web, a man and a woman fall in love, ah...how romantic ,How do you like it?"
I like you big head ghost!Li Yan turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees... Just as he was about to burst into tears, he saw a huge spider web slanting above him at [-] degrees. The big fluffy spider squatted in the web, making people feel chills.
Li Yan really cried at this moment: I can only do the thing of turning my back to the sky at 45 degrees, and you actually want to deprive me of this little self-deprecating method, God, do you want to live.
Seeing Li Yan's expression, Lan Fenghuang knew it was messed up again. She laughed and said, "So Li Yan doesn't like spiders either." She quickly waved her hand, and the spiders ate all the webs they spit out. , the whole dormitory changed back to the original, and then those spiders also crawled back to her body, got back from the sleeves or something, and disappeared.
Lan Fenghuang continued to work hard, never giving up, she waved her hand again, and this time a large group of centipedes crawled out, centipede big red centipedes, wandering around the room, several big centipedes were still crawling on her snow-white lotus root arms , adding a sense of terror to her.She giggled and said, "Student Li Yan, it doesn't matter if you don't like snakes and spiders. Let's not play the mystery of snake binding and web. This time, we will play a new game called: Centipede Hell. Do you find it interesting?"
Li Yan rolled his eyes weakly, he really wanted to kick Lan Fenghuang out of the house, but he didn't dare to act rashly, what if these poisonous snakes, poisonous spiders, poisonous centipedes bit him?This is not a problem solved by martial arts. The woman Lan Fenghuang is definitely one of the most difficult enemies in Jin Yong's novels. Maybe Wu Jue, except Xidu Ouyang Feng, will also have a headache when they see her.When the sweeping monk of Shaolin Temple saw Lan Fenghuang, he had no choice but to run away.
He screamed in his heart: Help, who is going to drag this poisoned woman out, I can't take it anymore.
Lan Fenghuang didn't know what Li Yan was thinking, she was still working hard, and said to Li Yan: "Student Li Yan, don't you like centipedes? It's okay, let's change another one, how about a poisonous toad this time?" After that, the whole room was full of toads jumping around.
Li Yan sweated profusely: "I don't like it!"
"Otherwise, do you like poisonous ants?" After finishing speaking, ants moved all over the room.
Li Yan collapsed: "I don't like it at all!"
"Besides, I also have poisonous scorpions." After speaking, the room was full of scorpions crawling.
Li Yan was speechless. (To be continued.)
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After sending Ying Gu away, Li Yan is planning to close the door to rest. He has gained a lot today. Not only has he learned the Loach Kung Fu, but he has also gained a corresponding understanding of Taijiquan. It has to be said that he has made a lot of money. Ying Gu became a family teacher for a while, and she paid a little bit of nothing.
Li Yan was in a good mood and couldn't help humming a little song.
At this moment, a charming and charming voice came from the corridor: "Excuse me, are you Li Yan's classmate?"
Li Yan turned his head to look, gasped suddenly, and saw a beautiful woman in Miao costumes walking up the corridor, about 20 years old, with bright eyes and cool teeth, beautiful and generous, what is rare is a natural beauty , without carving, there are silver rings on her wrists and ankles, and the jingling sound when she walks makes people's heart beat.
Such a beautiful girl, why did Li Yan gasp when she saw it?It turned out that there were more than a dozen snakes wrapped around the girl's body. The smallest of these snakes was as thick as chopsticks, wrapping around the girl's wrists, and the thickest snakes were as thick as the wrist mouth, wrapping around the girl's waist with a big mouth open.
Moreover, these snakes are all poisonous snakes, each of them has a triangular pointed head, and the body of the snake is mottled and covered with patterns. It is said that the more beautiful the snake is, the more poisonous it is. It's dazzling, so it's not poisonous to fly?
He wiped off his sweat. He would rather fight with an expert like Teacher Yujie than face this kind of woman covered in snakes, so he asked cautiously: "I am Li Yan, is the girl?" Who? What do you want from me?"
The girl giggled and said, "My surname is Lan, and I am the leader of the Yunnan Five Poison Sect."
When Li Yan heard it, he immediately understood, Lan Fenghuang!It must be Blue Phoenix.Since it is Lan Fenghuang, it must have been sent by Ren Yingying. God, it's all to blame for the broken painting "Traveling in Streams and Mountains". How much more trouble will it cause me?
Lan Fenghuang asked with a smile: "Student Li Yan, I heard that you like playing with snakes very much, and I happen to like it too, so I'll come to chat with you."
Li Yan sweats profusely: I like to play with a fart snake, where did you hear it from?Oh, by the way, Ren Yingying was also a witness to the "snake binding" incident last time, and she heard it from Ren Yingying.
Li Yan spread his hands and said, "Master Lan, I actually don't like playing with snakes at all, you must have misheard, right?"
Lan Fenghuang blinked and said with a smile: "I heard you right. You must like to play with snakes, but you are too embarrassed to say it in front of me, right? I know that ordinary people look down on people who like to play with poison, so you I hide my hobby of playing with snakes deeply, and I don’t want others to know about it, but you can just tell my sister with confidence, she also likes to play with poisonous snakes very much. My sister will not discriminate against you. Let’s go, let’s go to your In the dormitory, chat slowly about the experience of playing with snakes."
Li Yan sweated profusely: The big snake I had last time was a medicinal material, unlike those colorful things on your body, they are all poisonous snakes that kill people, can they be treated as the same?
He quickly refused: "No, I hate snakes the most, so don't come and play with snakes with me."
How could Lan Fenghuang believe it? She vowed to win the task given by the holy aunt, and would never give up easily, so she approached Li Yan step by step, and said softly: "You really don't need to hide it. Look, my left hand It is the most poisonous king cobra, and it is the most fun to play with."
Li Yan was sweating profusely: "Take this thing away quickly."
"Come on, let's play." Lan Fenghuang handed the King Cobra to Li Yan, so close at hand, the fishy smell from the snake's mouth entered Li Yan's nose, making him very uncomfortable.
Li Yan took a step back. He was standing in front of his dormitory door, but when he stepped back, he retreated into the dormitory.
Lan Fenghuang smiled and said: "That's right, let's go to your dormitory to talk slowly, you were right to invite my sister in."
Li Yan sweated profusely: "I'm not asking you to come in."
The Miao people are much more generous than the Han people, and they don't pay much attention to etiquette. Lan Fenghuang was not polite, and stepped into Li Yan's room in one step.As soon as she entered, she saw the wooden box in the corner of the room. After Li Yan drank the snake's blood, he didn't break the big wooden box, because there was no furniture in his dormitory, and it was rare to have a wooden box, so he kept it. Use it for other things.
Lan Fenghuang smiled and said, "Student Li Yan, you still lied to my sister that you don't like snakes. Look, you even prepared a snake box."
Li Yan sweated profusely.
Lan Fenghuang waved his hand, and a dozen big and small snakes on his body slid down together, climbed onto Li Yan's bed, and made various strange shapes on the bed.Li Yan screamed in his heart, thinking: It's over, this bed sheet and quilt can't be used anymore, burn them tonight, and buy new ones tomorrow.
Lan Fenghuang didn't know what Li Yan was thinking, so he said with a smile, "Isn't it fun? These snakes are very obedient. You can make them coordinate and put on various poses, no problem with any kind of snake binding."
Fun you big headed ghost!Li Yan turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees, tears streaming down his face.
At this time, Li Yan was already upset, and Ren Yingying sent people to seduce him time and time again to obtain his famous paintings, which also made him very annoyed. Although she had a good impression of Lan Fenghuang in the original book, but now He also became displeased with Lan Fenghuang, [***] authentically: "Master Lan, I don't like snakes at all, the thing I hate the most is snakes, please take these snakes away quickly, don't bother me anymore, I still Going to sleep."
In fact, Lan Fenghuang is also very nervous now. She is a Miao girl, unlike the Han women who have many twists and turns. She is a more straightforward girl. Let her do this task of seducing men and defrauding famous paintings. It was really difficult, she knew nothing about the techniques of seducing men, seeing that Li Yan didn't seem to be very interested in the topic of snake binding, she felt panicked and didn't know how to proceed.
She turned her mind quickly a few times, thinking: What should I do?How can I make him fall in love with me, and then trick him into handing over "Traveling in Mountains and Streams"?I want to find a topic, but he doesn't seem to like talking about snakes, help me, what should I do?
People can't be in a hurry, when they are in a hurry, they will be quick to gain wisdom, and Lan Fenghuang is no exception. In her mind, a small light bulb like the one in "Smart Yixiu" suddenly lit up with a "dang", thinking: Oh, I How stupid, Li Yan must have gotten tired of playing snake binding last time. It is said that the strange game between men and women, if you play it once and play it twice, it will be more. At this time, you should come up with something else.
Lan Fenghuang beckoned, and the dozens of snakes crawled on her body, burrowed into her cuffs, collar, etc., and disappeared. I don't know how she hid so many snakes, only the thickest giant python It was not easy to hide, but the snake was wrapped around her waist very neatly, turning into a belt.
This time, not even a snake could be seen in the whole dormitory. Lan Fenghuang clapped his hands and said, "It turns out that student Li Yan is already tired of playing with snake binding, so I'll bring you another thing to play with."
She clapped her hands, and a big fluffy spider crawled out from her sleeve. This spider was as big as an adult's fist, and its whole body was covered with green hair. Li Yan was so scared, "Oh my mother!" yelled.
Unexpectedly, there were more than one big spider. Lan Fenghuang kept crawling spiders outwards. After a while, the whole room was full of such big furry spiders, forming webs in every corner of the room. During tea time, Li Yan's dormitory was covered with huge spider webs, and as far as the eye could see, it was a vast expanse of white...
Li Yan was stunned, he forgot to say anything, and there was only a scream in his heart: You are a fool, who will help me clean up.
Lan Fenghuang smiled and said: "Let's not play snake binding, let's play spider. This game is called: The Secret of the Web. In a vast white spider web, a man and a woman fall in love, ah...how romantic ,How do you like it?"
I like you big head ghost!Li Yan turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees... Just as he was about to burst into tears, he saw a huge spider web slanting above him at [-] degrees. The big fluffy spider squatted in the web, making people feel chills.
Li Yan really cried at this moment: I can only do the thing of turning my back to the sky at 45 degrees, and you actually want to deprive me of this little self-deprecating method, God, do you want to live.
Seeing Li Yan's expression, Lan Fenghuang knew it was messed up again. She laughed and said, "So Li Yan doesn't like spiders either." She quickly waved her hand, and the spiders ate all the webs they spit out. , the whole dormitory changed back to the original, and then those spiders also crawled back to her body, got back from the sleeves or something, and disappeared.
Lan Fenghuang continued to work hard, never giving up, she waved her hand again, and this time a large group of centipedes crawled out, centipede big red centipedes, wandering around the room, several big centipedes were still crawling on her snow-white lotus root arms , adding a sense of terror to her.She giggled and said, "Student Li Yan, it doesn't matter if you don't like snakes and spiders. Let's not play the mystery of snake binding and web. This time, we will play a new game called: Centipede Hell. Do you find it interesting?"
Li Yan rolled his eyes weakly, he really wanted to kick Lan Fenghuang out of the house, but he didn't dare to act rashly, what if these poisonous snakes, poisonous spiders, poisonous centipedes bit him?This is not a problem solved by martial arts. The woman Lan Fenghuang is definitely one of the most difficult enemies in Jin Yong's novels. Maybe Wu Jue, except Xidu Ouyang Feng, will also have a headache when they see her.When the sweeping monk of Shaolin Temple saw Lan Fenghuang, he had no choice but to run away.
He screamed in his heart: Help, who is going to drag this poisoned woman out, I can't take it anymore.
Lan Fenghuang didn't know what Li Yan was thinking, she was still working hard, and said to Li Yan: "Student Li Yan, don't you like centipedes? It's okay, let's change another one, how about a poisonous toad this time?" After that, the whole room was full of toads jumping around.
Li Yan sweated profusely: "I don't like it!"
"Otherwise, do you like poisonous ants?" After finishing speaking, ants moved all over the room.
Li Yan collapsed: "I don't like it at all!"
"Besides, I also have poisonous scorpions." After speaking, the room was full of scorpions crawling.
Li Yan was speechless. (To be continued.)
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