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Li Yan was speechless, thinking that when he watched "Swordsman", he had a good impression of Lan Fenghuang, why did Lan Fenghuang of this plane make people extremely depressed?Sure enough, a woman covered in poisonous scorpions and centipedes can't make a man want to be close. Watching spiders on TV and watching spiders up close in reality are two completely different concepts.

Li Yan said weakly: "Get out! You are not welcome in my dormitory."

Lan Fenghuang was in a hurry: "Don't drive me away, my task... Cough! Why don't you understand my feelings? Otherwise, we won't play scorpion and centipede. I have beautiful poisonous butterflies here. This is guaranteed to look good." .”

Li Yan really wanted to grab her by the collar and throw her out, but he was worried that there was a poisonous insect hidden in her collar, so he stretched out his hand and made a gesture to ask her to go: "Master Lan, please."

"Oh, can you give me another chance?"

"no!"

"I beg you."

"no!"

Lan Fenghuang said tearfully: "Am I too ugly?"

Li Yan shook his head and said, "You are beautiful."

"Then why did you drive me out? They want to play with you wholeheartedly."

Li Yan snorted and thought to himself: You ghost wants to play with me wholeheartedly, but you just want to snatch my "Traveling in Mountains and Streams" that's all.Want to return to thinking, but said: "But I don't want to play with you."

Lan Fenghuang said again: "Why don't you want to play with me? Aren't these animals interesting?"

Li Yan said: "Nonsense, of course it's not interesting, who is interested in playing with these messy things."

Lan Fenghuang pursed his mouth: "Then you are not interested in me at all? Are you not curious at all? Tell me, there is nothing you want to do to me?"

Li Yan thought for a while and frowned. After a long time, he clapped his hands and said, "Yes! Actually, the thing I'm most curious about you is that you put so many messy poisonous insects, Poisonous snakes, poisonous centipedes, poisonous spiders, etc., where are they hiding on your body? If possible, I would like to take off your clothes and see what is the mystery inside."

When Li Yan said this, he didn't think much about it. He just wanted to look at Lan Fenghuang's outer skirt. In his mind, there must be many inner pockets inside Lan Fenghuang's coat to hold these weird bugs.

But when these words fell into Lan Fenghuang's ears, she was startled suddenly, and screamed, "Ah? You want to take off my clothes? You...you...you...you...help..." After she finished speaking, she turned around Just ran, and disappeared at the end of the corridor in a flash.

Li Yan was sweating profusely, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't scream, I just said take off your coat and see where the poisonous insects are placed, don't get me wrong."

But Li Yan spoke too late, Lan Fenghuang had already run away without a trace.

Li Yan had no choice but to spread his hands, went back to the house, and threw away all the things that had been crawled by poisonous insects and ants. This time, he threw away all the few belongings he had in the first place, and it was inconvenient in the middle of the night I went to the commercial street to buy it, so I had to sit cross-legged on the ground and practice until dawn.

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Lan Fenghuang ran back to Ren Yingying's dormitory, sat down on the floor, and burst into tears: "Wow... Li Yan is so bad, he actually wanted to take off his clothes, he was frightened, and ran back desperately... It's not bad His murderous hands."

A group of girls in the room were all sweating profusely, and said helplessly: "Sure enough, Li Yan finally couldn't hold back with the beauty of Master Lan. Since he wants to take off your clothes, it means that he has taken a fancy to you and wants to take off your clothes." Kiss Fangze. In this way, "A Journey Through Mountains and Streams" can be regarded as a clue, we are not afraid that he wants to molest you, but what we are most afraid of is that he is not interested in you."

Lan Fenghuang just cried and ignored her.

Ren Yingying asked, "The plan will be released?"

Ji Wushi shook his head and thought for a while, then said: "From today onwards, Master Lan will appear by Li Yan's side from time to time, using various methods to whet Li Yan's appetite. Of course, you can no longer go to his dormitory in the middle of the night. Well, that's too unsafe, maybe he will really use force on Master Lan, although the result of using force will definitely be poisoned to death, but in this way, our goal will not be achieved."

All together.

Ji Wushi said again: "As long as Lan Jiaozhu often wanders around Li Yan, Li Yan can often see Lan Jiaozhu's beauty. The more he sees, the more he loves Lan Jiaozhu, and he becomes more and more controlling. I can't help but want to kiss Master Lan's Fangze. When he is already in the mud and is fascinated by Master Lan, let's find a matchmaker and ask the matchmaker to go to Li Yan's place to say goodbye. Let's say Master Lan If you are willing to marry him, the condition is that you give "Traveling in Streams and Mountains" as a betrothal gift to Leader Lan."

Everyone said "Oh".

Ji Wushi said: "At that time, Li Yan will take out the treasure map and give it to Leader Lan as a betrothal gift. Leader Lan will immediately 'sell' it to the holy aunt for 10 taels of silver in public, and then immediately drop out of school and leave Heimuya If you go back to the Five Immortals in Yunnan, Li Yan will have nothing to do with you. As for that painting, everyone in Heimuya knows that the saint was bought with silver, so there is no problem, and it can be displayed in a fair manner. Show it to Teacher Dan Qingsheng."

Everyone immediately applauded.

Ren Yingying also said: "That's right, it's a good plan. As expected of a night owl who has no plans, your plan is really powerful."

Lan Fenghuang sobbed a few times, and asked pitifully: "Do you still want to hang around him? It's terrible... What if he wants to molest me again and take off my clothes?"

Ji Wushi said: "From now on, when you hang around him, you have to choose when there are many people, such as in the cafeteria, school square, commercial street, when many people are on missions... etc. He will never be able to Do something like that in full view? That way you can seduce him safely."

Lan Fenghuang thought about it for a while, and it made a lot of sense, so he stopped sobbing, and said seriously: "Okay, for the sake of the holy aunt, I will do my best."

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For the next few dozen days, Li Yan lived his peaceful life as usual. He got up in the morning and practiced boxing in the woods with the girl with ponytails.After the morning exercise, the two of them went to the classroom together, and first listened to the Chaotang class and the Jianghu class to learn about the recent major events in the Jianghu.

When it's time for the self-study class, everyone will practice together.Since Li Yan didn't want to show off his martial arts in front of Ren Yingying, he just studied Qimen and the Five Elements. In the afternoon, Li Yan would go to Diegu Medical Immortal Hu Qingniu for two medical classes, and then return to the dormitory to teach Ying Gu arithmetic and practice loach skills.

Li Yan occasionally went to the Cangjing Pavilion to borrow books. Wang Yuyan would smile awkwardly when she saw him, but she didn't hide her little hands anymore. It seems that she also knew that the previous incident was a misunderstanding, and Li Yan didn't spy on her. little hands.Since they already have a "secret" between each other, Wang Yuyan's attitude towards him has changed, and she is no longer as formulaic as before. Occasionally, she will chat with Li Yan for a few gossips, talk about her parents, and even mention the martial arts of stinky loli entry.Unknowingly, the relationship between the two has taken a big step forward, at least one level higher than ordinary classmates, and there are faint signs of developing into friends.

The only abnormal thing these days is that no matter where Li Yan goes, he can see Lan Fenghuang. For example, once Li Yan passed by the school square, he found Lan Fenghuang sitting on a stone bench by the side of the square, reading a book intently, The beautiful side face is displayed in front of Li Yan, full of intellectual beauty, this picture is wonderful and soul-stirring.The only thing that spoiled the beauty of the picture was that she held the book upside down... The six words "Moe Girl Three Kingdoms" on the cover were actually upside down.

Li Yan sweated profusely: You Miao girl must not know Chinese characters, right?What's the point of reading this Han people's funny novel?

Another time, Li Yan was eating steamed buns with vegetables in the cafeteria, and suddenly found that Lan Fenghuang was sitting at another table not far away, eating with very elegant movements, fully showing her ladylike spirit, eating slowly , I feel pitiful when I see it, and the eyes of several boys around me fell off.The only thing that ruined the beauty was that Lan Fenghuang didn't eat much after eating for a long time. When others were not paying attention, he quickly grabbed half a steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth. Unfortunately, this action happened to be seen by Li Yan , As a result, the image of a lady completely collapsed.

Li Yankuanghan: Since you are not used to eating like a lady, you can eat with your own face, and no one is forcing you to eat like this.

Another time, Li Yan went to buy new sheets in Heimuya Commercial Street. This store is very big, not only selling sheets, but also skirts. Li Yan saw that Lan Fenghuang was picking out long skirts next to her. She chose a long skirt. She tried on a blue dress in the style of a Han Chinese. Although her figure was not tall, she was small and nimble, with the unique charm of southern women. Against the backdrop of the blue dress, she was really beautiful.The only shortcoming is that the hem of the long skirts of Han women is very long, completely dragging to the ground, but Lan Fenghuang is used to wearing the long trousers and short skirts of the Miao people. As a result, she accidentally stepped on the hem of the skirt and fell down with a somersault , A big bag fell out of his head.

Li Yanpu Khan: What kind of demon moth are you, the Miao people should put me in Miao clothes properly.

In short, Lan Fenghuang always appears inexplicably, shows beauty inexplicably, and then fails inexplicably...

Li Yan vaguely guessed that this was Ren Yingying's move again, so he could only pretend not to see it with a wry smile.

This morning, when Li Yan was listening to the morning class in the classroom, the braided girl suddenly came to the classroom, leaned into Li Yan's ear and said, "Do you remember what I told you last time? The little emperor has arranged Alright, I’m going to set off tomorrow to go to Mount Wutai to spy on where the old Shunzhi emperor is.”

Of course Li Yan remembered this, and smiled at the braided girl, "I don't have anything to do here for the time being, and I can leave at any time."

He went to Teacher Yujie to ask for a long vacation. Teacher Yujie knew about the fact that the braided girl was an undercover agent in the Qing palace. Since Li Yan was going to help the girl with the braided twist, he was doing his best for the country. Of course, there was no reason to stop him. .

Li Yan prepared ten thousand poisons, a human skin mask, and pocket money. In short, everything needed for walking the rivers and lakes was ready, and he made out with the girl with ponytails that night.The ponytailed girl reminded him carefully, telling him to be careful in everything, and Li Yan agreed one by one.

Early the next morning, he passed through the teleportation wall in the bedroom of the braided girl and came to the palace of the Qing Dynasty.

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Teeth changing diary:

This morning, sister Yang Kang asked me to go to the chief rudder on Heimuya commercial street to help, saying that I bought new furniture and wanted to move it in for display.

Then I went, and saw a very big house, with a magnificent couplet hanging on the door, written on both sides: Feixue shoots the white deer in the sky, and the laughing book hero leans on the biyuan.I think it’s not good to have a couplet without a horizontal commentary, so I want to write a horizontal commentary on it, but I don’t know how to write poems, so I wrote the sword technique I learned, "Yue Nv Jian" on it.

Sister Yang Kang said that this place will replace Brother Li Yan's dormitory and become our meeting place in the future.In fact, I like brother Li Yan's dormitory better, but sister Yang Kang said that if you can get candy when you come to Zongduo to play in the future, I still prefer Zongduo.

Sister Yang Kang also said that we want to turn our gang into a martial arts master. For this goal, I want to work harder to practice martial arts.

But I don't get it a little bit, the cute martial arts master is the cutest person in the martial arts, right?Is Huashan Lunjian the most cute person in the world?That being the case, why practice martial arts?You should practice being cute.

How to practice cute kung fu?don't know!The teacher doesn't teach either.

Guo Jing

Recorded when Brother Li Yan was traveling (To be continued.)