Mengniang martial arts world

Chapter 279 Cute, cool for men or cool for women?

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The distorted girl said seriously, "No matter, from now on, I will follow you and see how you prove this to me. That's the deal."

Li Yan really had nothing to say to this psychopath, so he waved his hands and said, "It's up to you, you can follow me, I can just watch you, and you don't want to harm other girls in the future."

The twisted girl snorted and said, "As long as you can prove that there are men who don't care about that membrane, I won't pierce other people's membrane in the future."

"Okay, okay, that's it." Li Yan put her human skin mask back on her face: "Okay, we should go out of the cave, the free and easy girl and junior sister Yilin are still waiting for us outside, after going out, I will tell them that Tian Boguang has already been eunuched, so you don't have to go out of your way."

The distorted girl rolled her eyes, she put back the mask of a big beard, she looked ugly and manly again, the way she rolls her eyes is really annoying.Knowing that he was seriously injured and unable to move, Li Yan carried her on his back and walked out of the cave.

Sure enough, the free and easy girl and Yilin were still waiting outside the cave, seeing Li Yan coming out, the free and easy girl immediately smiled and said, "The eunuchs are over?"

Li Yan nodded: "It's over! I've cut off his thing, this guy will no longer be a man, and he can't harm girls anymore." Strictly speaking, Li Yan didn't lie, Tian Boguang really didn't have that thing, no? A man, and under Li Yan's surveillance, it is impossible for her to harm other girls.

The free and easy girl clapped her hands and said, "It's so satisfying."

Yilin looked up at her innocent and pure face, and asked curiously, "What kind of eunuch is it? What did you say was cut off? I don't think there's anything missing from Tian Boguang..."

The free-spirited girl hurriedly whispered in her ear: "The cut off thing is in a very hidden place, and you can't usually see it."

Yilin said: "What exactly is the position? Why can't you all explain clearly and vaguely."

Everyone sweated profusely: how stupid this little nun must be.

In order to divert attention, Li Yan hurriedly asked the free and easy girl: "You didn't attend class at school, why did you come here?"

The free-spirited girl smiled and said, "This time Liu Zhengfeng sent an invitation to Heimuya for the Jinpen washing hands meeting, and Heimuya also sent many teachers to participate, such as the teacher of morality, that is, my master Yue Buqun also came , and music teacher Qu Yang... There are many students brought by the teachers, and I am one of them."

Li Yan snorted, then turned to Yilin and asked, "Is little sister Yilin a student of Heimuya?"

Yilin shook her head and said: "I'm not. There are some people from our Hengshan School who study in Heimuya, but they are all lay disciples, and all disciples who have left home cannot go to Heimuya, they can only study in Hengshan School. Meditation."

It turns out that Li Yan has gained some knowledge. It seems that Heimuya is not a place suitable for monks to practice. By analogy, the Emei Sect should also be like this. Lay disciples enter Heimuya, and non-lay disciples are in the sect Practice, Shaolin should be the same, right?

The free and easy girl also asked Li Yan: "Student, did you also follow which teacher to participate in Liu Zhengfeng's golden basin washing?"

Of course, it is impossible for Li Yan to say that he came with the three members of the Lin family. In order to save himself trouble, he said, "Yes, I came with Teacher Zhang Chengyun, the white ape god and demon."

The free and easy girl smiled and said: "So that's it! Then let's stay here, I'm going to find my master, and you should go back and find Teacher Zhang Chengyun."

Yilin bowed to Li Yan timidly: "I'm going back to find the senior sisters and sisters of the Hengshan School, Senior Brother Li, Senior Sister Linghu, thank you for saving my life, without you, I would have been insulted by this bearded man , I feel really scared just thinking about it.”

Li Yan cupped his fists: "Then let's say goodbye."

The three parted ways. Li Yan saw that the free and easy girl and Yilin had gone far away, so he quickly took off the mask of the distorted girl, allowing her to return to her daughter's body. The big beard looked disgusting, how could she have a round face? nice?As for the white cloth wrapped around her chest, Li Yan forcibly tore it off and threw it into the ravine, and she was not allowed to wrap it around again.

In short, after some dressing up, although the twisted girl is still wearing men's clothes, no one will see her as a man.

Li Yan then walked back to the mountain stream with the distorted girl on his back. He explained to the distorted girl what he was doing now, that is, what happened to the three members of the Lin family, and told her to put on Li Qiming's human skin mask again. , pretending to be a sour scholar, and went back to the place where Xie Yanke and the rich second-generation girl took a bath.

The two women had already finished their bath, put on their clothes and sat by the water, soaking their two pairs of beautiful little feet in the water. When they saw Li Yan came back, the two women put their feet together. Xie Yanke was fine. But the second-generation girl said angrily: "Okay, you clearly agreed to be our lookout, but in the end you went somewhere to fool around... Is there a lookout like you?"

Li Yan knew he was in the wrong, and he clearly agreed to help others out, but left halfway, which was really wrong, and said, "I'm sorry, it's wrong to be a late student this time."

The rich second-generation girl snorted and said, "It's good to know it's wrong. This shows that you still have room to save. When I am in a good mood, I will teach you two tricks. Maybe you will have an epiphany and become a master of martial arts. Why don't you hurry up and thank me, Miss Ben?"

Li Yan rolled his eyes at her and ignored her.

Xie Yanke focused on the twisted girl on Li Yan's back, frowned and said, "Who is this round-faced woman?"

Li Yan originally wanted to explain Tian Boguang's identity, but he dismissed the idea as soon as he thought about it. Tian Boguang's name is not a good name. Saying it will surely scare everyone, so he said: "I picked up a wounded girl in the mountains. I didn't ask her name, seeing that she was so pitiful for her injury, I recited it."

"It turns out to be like this." The rich second-generation girl jumped up and Lao Gao, her surname is actually very kind, and her heart is also very chivalrous, pointing to the twisted girl on Li Yan and said: "When the road is rough, draw your sword to help, This is my duty as a martial artist, are you seriously injured? Do you want me to use my martial arts to heal your injuries? Don't worry, my martial arts are very high, and healing is a piece of cake."

Xie Yanke and Li Yan didn't even have the strength to complain, and thought to themselves: With your meager internal strength, do you know how to use true energy to dredge the meridians?Heal your big headed ghost.

Li Yan said: "Don't bother Miss Lin, just let me take care of her."

How can a rich second-generation girl miss the opportunity to be a hero?He hummed and said: "What does this sour scholar learn from martial arts people to help those in distress? The affairs in the Jianghu are left to experts like us to deal with. You layman should stay aside. Besides, she is a girl, and you are a man carrying her on your back." Walking around, isn’t it nice? Of course women have to be taken care of by women.”

You are an expert, not an expert!Li Yan was sweating profusely, but what the rich second-generation girl said also made sense. If a woman is injured, of course the woman should take care of it, otherwise it would be too inconvenient.He was about to hand over the twisted girl to the rich second-generation girl, but unexpectedly, the twisted girl hugged his neck tightly and snorted, "I don't want anyone else to take care of me, just let Mr. Li take care of me."

The rich second-generation girl said: "Yeah? You can't tell the difference between men and women. Why are you so stupid? If you let this man appear in public behind your back, you won't be able to get married in the future. People will say you are a A woman with the surname Shui Yanghua, if she gets entangled with men, those good men will not want you."

It’s okay if she doesn’t say this, but once she said this, she happened to violate the taboo of distorting girls. What she hates the most is the discrimination and restraint of women in the world, and she immediately said angrily: “How could this matter, isn’t it? Was it memorized by a man? Is it worth going to the top of the line to rise to that height?"

How can a rich second-generation girl know the pain in her heart?Moreover, the rich second-generation girl is also deeply influenced by secular etiquette, and her thinking in this regard is no different from that of an ancient person. She blushed a little and said: "Women, it's better to love yourself and not have too much contact with men, otherwise ... not so good."

The twisted girl sneered: "Then do you think a woman's hymen is important? Does it mean that without that hymen, she is not qualified to marry?"

The rich second-generation girl held her head and thought about it seriously, and said, "It's really important."

The distorted girl sneered and said, "I understand! Hmph!"

The rich second-generation girl was at a loss: "What do you understand?"

The distorted girl said unhappily: "I understand, we are not the same way, to tell you the truth, I am the kind of woman with the surname of water in your mouth..." At this point, she was not afraid to smear herself even more black, so Hu said: "I have slept with ninety-nine 81 men, and my hymen is gone long ago... A woman like me likes to be confused with men the most, so I just want to lie on Mr. Li's back, You want to have intimate contact with a man, you bite me?"

The rich second-generation girl was taken aback: "Ninety-nine 81?"

The distorted girl shamelessly said: "Exactly, there are 81 ninety-nine men! I'm tired of playing with these 81 men, hehe."

As soon as these words came out, let alone rich second-generation girls, even Xie Yanke was shocked.The rich second-generation girl avoided a few blocks like the plague, and was too frightened to speak to the twisted girl again.

Seeing her appearance, the distorted girl couldn't help laughing: "Cowardly woman, are you afraid of me? Hahahaha!"

The rich second-generation girl was really a little afraid of her, and she shrank away dejectedly.

Seeing that the twisted girl used this method to deal with her, Li Yan couldn't laugh or cry: I really don't understand the war between women, why I can't understand at all, for the twisted girl, what's the point of sleeping with 81 men Something to brag about?For rich second-generation girls, what is there to be afraid of?

At this time, Xie Yanke, who had been pretending to be a senior, suddenly rushed over and asked the distorted girl: "This experienced girl, I have a question that has been on my mind for many years. I want to know, but I can't find anyone to ask, and now I meet an experienced woman like you, I really can't help but want to ask, please enlighten me."

The twisted girl said: "Just ask."

Xie Yanke's senior demeanor suddenly disappeared, a blush flashed across his face, and he asked shyly: "When going to bed, is it more pleasant for a man or a woman?" (To be continued.)

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