Mengniang martial arts world

(Second more)

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Xie Yanke's senior demeanor suddenly disappeared, a blush flashed across his face, and he asked shyly, "When it comes to going to bed, is it more pleasant to be a man or a woman?"

This question is so difficult, not to mention distorted girls, even Li Yan, who came from later generations and learned countless knowledge in that area through the Internet, feels that his head is blocked, and he will not be able to think of the answer for a while.

The twisted girl who claimed to have slept with 81 men also felt flustered, oh my god!To be asked this kind of question, if you can't answer it, the lie just now will be exposed immediately, but how can you answer this kind of question?

Li Yan thought: If someone asks this question, I can only pick my nostrils with my fingers. Is it a cold joke with fingers or nostrils? I don’t know what to do with the distorted girl?

The distorted girl was driven into trouble by this question. She wiped her sweat, and her little round face flushed, but human beings can't be forced, and when they are forced, they will often be quick to wit, and the little light bulb on the distorted girl's head Suddenly there was a "snap", thought of some words, snorted, pretended to be experienced and said: "Hey hey, it's not that simple which side is better when you go to bed, it's a dialectical idealism The question of ism..."

Xie Yanke put down the airs of a senior expert, and humbly asked for advice: "What is dialectical idealism?"

The twisted girl was sweating profusely, she made up a word, how could she know what the word meant?I had no choice but to say again: "Hey, I said it too fast just now, and I made a mistake. This is a psychological problem."

"Psychological problem?" Xie Yanke asked again: "What kind of psychological problem?"

The twisted girl snorted and said, "Look, there's a tree over there that's being swayed by the wind. Let me ask you, is it the tree that's moving, or the wind?"

Xie Yanke is quite knowledgeable, and naturally knows a thing or two about this kind of Buddhist admonishment, so he answered with a standard answer: "Actually, the tree and the wind didn't move, it was my heart that moved."

The twisted girl smiled and said, "Well said! Now there is an ugly, old, disgusting man with a runny nose coming to hold your hand, would you feel comfortable?"

Xie Yanke shook his head and said, "Of course it's uncomfortable."

The twisted girl said again: "Then if a handsome, cool, handsome guy who pleases you comes to hold your hand, would you be comfortable?"

Xie Yanke replied: "Of course it will...cough...it will be more comfortable."

The distorted girl said: "That's right, let me tell you the truth, when a man sleeps with a woman, whether it is comfortable or not depends on your heart, out of the 81 people who have slept with me, twenty of them are old and Ugly old man, ten of them are young wives, I don't feel comfortable with them. But there are 61 handsome guys, I feel great when I sleep with them..."

Xie Yanke seemed to understand something, and said: "So, it doesn't matter whether a man or a woman is happy, the key is to see whether you like that man, right?"

The twisted girl said: "You're so smart." She was relieved: Phew, I've finally been fooled.

She didn't expect that Li Yan was thinking at this moment: Actually, what the twisted girl said is quite reasonable. The thing between men and women is not a simple physical problem, but a psychological problem.Whether you are happy or not is largely determined by the environment, objects, and mood, not by the body.It's amazing that she can learn such a profound thing without a teacher.

At this time, the rich second-generation girl had recovered, she jumped over again, and said to Li Yan with her arms akimbo: "Li Qiming, you actually brought this kind of guy to me and Sister Ruyan, she is full of dirty things , and even used it to teach Sister Ruyan, don’t you worry that Sister Ruyan will be taught badly by her? Sister Ruyan is your girlfriend, you actually let her learn those unsightly knowledge, you are not at all Love her."

Li Yanxin said: I don't like Xie Yanke in the first place, aren't you talking nonsense?

The rich second-generation girl shook Xie Yanke's hand and said, "Sister Xie, I have to persuade you again, break up with this bad man quickly. Look at how shameless he is, a woman who has slept with 81 men lies on top of him On the back, he is actually calm, I'm sure, he wants to be No.80 two... You can't go on with this kind of man anymore."

Xie Yanke smiled and said nothing.

The rich second-generation girl saw that she was calm and calm, she didn't take it seriously, and she didn't say that she wanted to break up with Li Yan, so she persuaded: "Okay, sister Ruyan, you value love and righteousness, and you can't bear to dump this man." , then you must watch him closely, according to me, within three days, he will sleep with this woman, you must be ready at any time and grab her in bed."

Li Yan sweats profusely: Fuck me, I'm a man full of integrity, why do you always say that about me.

The rich second-generation girl said again: "Sister Ruyan, you don't know martial arts, so it's a little difficult to catch him. Maybe he becomes angry and beats women. Do you want me to help you catch him? I have a sudden understanding of swordsmanship. It is extremely powerful, and it is guaranteed that there will be no disadvantages for helping you catch and annihilate."

Everyone sweated profusely: If you dare to arrest any of the people present, I guarantee that your little martial arts skills will be useless, and you will be put in eighteen ways in a moment.

The twisted girl whispered in Li Yan's ear, "Who is this guy? Why do I want to fuck her so much?"

Li Yan said in a low voice: "She is the eldest lady of the Fuwei Escort, Lin Pingzhi, although she is a bit young and stupid, but she is still very kind. When she grows up and becomes sensible, she will not be so stupid."

The twisted girl snorted and said, "I'm not happy to see such a young lady. When I recover from my injuries, I'll grab her and knock her unconscious, and pierce her membranes."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Don't act recklessly, this kind of bad thing can never be done again in the future."

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The four of them turned back to Lin Zhennan and his wife together, and now there are six people together. Lin Zhennan and his wife heard that this person was an injured girl picked up, but they didn't say anything. It would be good if there was one more person walking with them. They were confused by the Qingcheng faction. The last name is higher.

Mrs. Wang massaged the distorted girl for a while, and luckily helped her heal her internal injuries for a while. The Fuwei Escort still had some good wound medicine. After taking it internally and applying it externally for a while, the twisted girl's injury healed by [-]% to [-]%. Restored the power of action.The six of them continued on the road, heading towards Hengyang City.

After leaving the barren mountain, it was close to Hengyang City, and there were more pedestrians on the avenue. Most of these pedestrians were dragging swords and hanging swords, obviously they were from the martial arts world.There are three teachings and nine streams, and there are no surprises.There are a large group of monks, a large group of Taoist priests, a large group of nuns, and beggars from the beggar gang...

If Lin Zhennan and his group of six were walking among ordinary people, they would be very eye-catching, but walking among these grotesque martial artists made the six of them extremely inconspicuous.

In Hengyang City, there are more martial arts people. Li Yan soon discovered the group of nuns of the Hengshan Sect, and Junior Sister Yilin was among them. But now Li Yan has changed to Li Qiming's appearance, and the distorted girl has also returned to women's clothing. , Yilin didn't know them anymore, and the two passed by like strangers without saying hello to each other.

Liu Zhengfeng's ceremony of washing his hands with the golden basin will not start until one day later, so the martial arts people in the city have not yet gathered in Liu's residence, and they are all looking for accommodation in the city. Of course, some sects that are closer to Liu Zhengfeng live in directly. Liu Fu.

Lin Zhennan found a big inn, opened a few upper rooms and accommodated six people. He is an old escort, and he is very handy in doing such things without arousing any suspicion. He also chose a hotel in the busiest part of the city. In the inn, there are many teachings and nine streams here, and there are many people, not only can you hide your whereabouts, but you can also hear all kinds of gossip from the rivers and lakes.

On the left of the inn is a large restaurant called "Huiyan Tower", and on the right is a luxurious Jiyuan called "Qunyuyuan". This kind of place is the most well-informed.

Lin Zhennan said: "Let's go back to Yanlou for dinner, and by the way, listen to the chatter of the people from the rivers and lakes around, maybe we can hear some news about the Qingcheng faction. For major events such as Liu Zhengfeng washing his hands in the golden basin, even if the Qingcheng faction is To hunt down our family of three, we must also send people to participate."

In fact, for Li Yan, who has read the original work, he knew the movements of the Qingcheng faction without even inquiring, but he couldn't show it, so he had to agree. Sit down in the elegant seat upstairs, although the three members of the Lin family are on the run, they have a lot of money on them. The financial resources of the Fuwei Escort Bureau are much stronger than those of Qingcheng, Huashan, Hengshan and other sects, so they naturally have to pay more attention to food.

Lin Zhennan chose the best private room. From the screen in the private room, he could see most of the restaurant, but from the outside, he was blocked by the screen.

Not long after the six of them sat down, they saw an old man leading a beautiful girl of thirteen or fourteen up the stairs and sitting on a small table by the window. Teacher Qu Yang, of course, Li Yan knew that he had submitted a letter of resignation to Dongfang girl, so he was no longer from Heimuya.

The girl he leads is naturally Qu Feiyan.Bright eyes and white teeth, innocent and cute.

Li Yan thought to himself: The plane has changed, the relationship between Heimuya and Wuye Sword Sect is not in danger, the fate of little girl Qu Feiyan won't be so miserable anymore, right?I hope this lovely girl will not die tragically again in this plane.

Not long after Qu Yang and Qu Feiyan sat down, two acquaintances walked up to the restaurant, but they were free and easy girls Linghu Chong and Yi Lin. It turned out that the two of them were attacked by Tian Boguang at the same time in the barren mountain. After meeting each other in Hengyang City, the two of them made an appointment to come to a restaurant to have a meal and chat.

The free and easy girl ordered a jug of wine, and ordered some vegetarian dishes for Yilin, and specially told the kitchen not to put lard in the dishes, only to use vegetable oil to fry them. It can be seen that although the free and easy girl looks free and easy, she is actually very careful. The habit of others is very caring.

After the two sat down, the free and easy girl drank a pot of wine in one breath, and then said some jokes about the Wuyue Sword School, and the two chatted very happily.

Sitting on a table next to the two of them were four or five quack men who were also chatting and gossiping. One of them said, "Have you heard? Breaking through the main bureau of the Fuwei Escort, and pulling out all the semicolons at the same time... tsk tsk..."

Upon hearing this, all the guests in the building pricked up their ears and turned their attention. (To be continued.)