Mengniang martial arts world
Chapter 463 Meng, ah, so dirty
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When Li Yan thought of the Wuliang Mountain in Dali, he couldn't help being distracted, and was delayed for a few breaths.Seeing him, Ping Yizhi stopped talking again, pursed his mouth, and said depressedly: "I understand, if you want to tell me the best policy, you will have to pay for it, right?"
Li Yan sweated profusely: "No, I don't need a price."
Ping Yizhi thought to himself, it’s too fake, just now you were willing to say it because I paid the price, but now you have the nerve to say no price.But I have already given him my rare medicine and the precious handwritten medical technique book, and I have nothing to sell, so what should I do?
If it is an ordinary person who knows the worst solution, if there is no price to exchange for the better solution, maybe forget it, anyway, there is a worse solution, right?But Ping Yizhi is different.
This old-fashioned elder sister is usually strict when teaching students medical skills. Everything must be precise, delicate, and delicate. Everything must be perfect, and no mistakes can be tolerated. She made things difficult for her in the final exam last time. Li Yan didn't intend to target Li Yan, it was just because she couldn't tolerate any compromise on medical skills.She has always believed that the boundary between healing and killing is very blurred, and that as long as a doctor makes a slight mistake, it will change from treating people to killing people.If you don't pursue a perfect doctor, you will kill your patient sooner or later.
This time, the free and easy girl was seriously injured, and she couldn't find a solution, so she was very depressed. If she didn't seek a solution to this matter, it would greatly violate her attitude towards medical skills.In any case, at any cost, the best policy must be heard.
The old-fashioned sister Yu gritted her teeth, her heart froze, she came closer to Li Yan, and said shyly: "I have nothing to exchange with you for excellent medical skills, how about this... I... I will let you You touch my breasts...but you can only touch it through the clothes..."
"What?" Li Yan was taken aback: "No need, I don't need to touch it, I will tell you the best policy now."
The old-fashioned sister Yu's words were like water poured out. Seeing that Li Yan was still "pretending to be fishy" to evade, she snorted: "What are you pretending? Since I said it first, what else do you have?" Is it necessary to pretend to be serious? It’s okay to show the man’s real name.”
Li Yan sweated profusely: "But I really don't need..."
The old-fashioned sister Yu stretched out her hand, wanting to grab Li Yan's hand and press it on her chest, but her hand trembled when she was about to grab it. It turned out that she usually only touches others with one finger, because she always feels that others are very dirty. But with only one finger, what should I do if I can't do the complicated thing of "grab the opponent's hand and press it on my chest"?
Seeing that her hands were frozen in mid-air, Li Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay, stop playing, listen to me... In fact, the best strategy is also a skill..."
In the middle of Li Yan's words, the old-fashioned sister Yu suddenly took a step forward. It turned out that she had an idea and thought: It is very difficult to pull his hand over to touch my chest, but I went forward to touch him with my chest His hand is fine, so I don't have to grab his hand, and I can't touch dirty things, I'm so clever.
When she took this step forward, Li Yan had no idea that her hand was still hanging in the air, and ended up grabbing the old lady Yu's chest.It feels as if the hand is deeply immersed in a huge cotton candy, and a lot of soft cotton is squeezed out from between the fingers...
Li Yan was taken aback, and quickly withdrew his hands.
The old-fashioned sister Yu was very surprised: why do you want to hold back?If you shrink, I will move forward.She took another step forward, not letting Li Yan's hand leave her ample chest.
Unexpectedly, this step forward was too big, and Li Yan's hand retracted too quickly. Her chest lacked support, and she fell forward all of a sudden. Cherry's small mouth came close to her, and imprinted hard on his lips.It's a pity that this contact was too short. Before Li Yan could taste the taste of her lips, their foreheads collided with each other with a muffled sound, and they jumped back in pain.
Li Yan shouted: "Hey, what are you doing?"
The old -fashioned sister screamed: "Oh ... my mouth touched the man's mouth, dirty ... so dirty, dirty ... ah ah ..."
If she shyly accused Li Yan of eating her tofu, or asked Li Yan to pay for her first kiss or something, Li Yan would be very guilty and embarrassed to admit his mistake, but she actually screamed that she was dirty, and it was done all at once. Li Yan was so upset that he swallowed the apology that was on his lips, and said in a very unhappy way: "Hey, did you make a mistake? Where am I dirty?"
"It's so dirty, everything is dirty except me..." Gu Banyu groaned miserably, while wiping her lips vigorously: "It's over, I'm stained with dirty things, I will definitely die of illness now of."
These words made Li Yan half dead, what does it mean to be stuck with dirty things?To die of illness?Do you think I'm a monster who can infect the zombie virus?Angrily said: "Hey, it's fine, it's not good to call others a virus."
The old-fashioned elder sister took out a handkerchief from her pocket, and continued to wipe her mouth: "It's too dirty, how could I get stuck with this kind of dirty thing? No, I have to brush my teeth a thousand times after I go back..."
"What is this kind of dirty thing?" Li Yan ran away completely: "Your sister, I am very clean, why should I dislike others like cockroaches? It's too much. Today I want to let you know that the pot is made of iron. Yes." He rushed to the side of the old lady Yu, and reached out to grab her little hand.
However, Li Yan's grasp was a bit hasty. You must know that the martial arts of Gu Ban Yujie are quite high. In the original book "Swordsman", Ping Yizhi's martial arts was mentioned many times. Although there is no specific comparison, she The high level of martial arts can be seen from some words and phrases. Li Yan grabbed it with his claws, only to feel that the figure flickered in front of him, and the old-fashioned sister Yu had already flashed three feet away, looking at Li Yan with strange eyes and saying: "What are you doing?" Reach out to grab me? Your hands are so dirty, don't touch mine!"
Li Yan snorted, "Then you let me touch your chest just now?"
Old lady Yu said: "Didn't I ask you to touch me through the clothes? My clothes are washed with special potions, which have the effect of preventing bacteria, dust and viruses. As long as you touch me through the clothes, there will be no problem." .”
Li Yan sweats profusely: It turns out that this is the reason for touching through the clothes. Just now I wondered why she emphasized that it was through the clothes.
Li Yan was even more upset: "In your eyes, I am a person who is infected with bacteria, dust and viruses?"
The old lady Yu nodded and said: "Exactly!"
Li Yan sweated profusely: "It's unreasonable. If this is the case, I must touch you today. I want you to see if you will be poisoned to death if you touch me..." He took a step forward and grabbed Gu Banyu again. This time, he didn't grab my sister's little hand casually, but used the technique of "dividing muscles and bones".
The old-fashioned sister Yu sneered: "You want to catch me? Your kung fu is not enough!" Lifting her index finger, she pointed at Li Yanhu's acupoint.
If Li Yan catches her this way, he will be hit at the tiger's mouth point before he scratches her, so he has to change his tactics, change the direction, and catch her again.But the old lady Yu snorted indifferently, and turned her fingers in another direction, still facing Li Yan's Hukou acupoint.
Li Yan was taken aback, and quickly tried to change his moves, but to no avail, the old-fashioned Yujie's fingers were always one step ahead, aiming at his tiger's mouth point.
This person's name is Ping Yizhi, and almost all of his skills are on one finger. Li Yan can't help admiring, but admiration is admiration, that's another matter, I still have to clean her up, otherwise she will treat her like a dirty thing Who can bear this kind of insult? ?
Li Yan's repeated attacks were fruitless, so he stopped attacking altogether. He snorted and said, "Okay, you are very good at martial arts, I can't touch you, but... don't forget, you still want to ask me to solve Linghu Chong's strange injury." What about the best policy... If you want to hear what the best policy says, obediently stretch out your little hand and let me touch it a few times."
This can be regarded as a complete blackening of him. If it were the usual him, it would be absolutely impossible to coerce a girl to do such a thing, but the woman in front of him is really annoying, and she repeatedly said that he is dirty, which aroused Li Yan's emotions , no matter how disregarded, she must be punished by any means, otherwise it is really impossible for the people to be angry and shake the court.
This trick really worked for Gu Ban Yujie. When she heard that it was related to medical skills, Gu Ban Yujie was stunned, forgot all the fingering and claw methods, and said in a voiceless voice: "You...you really made a condition...just now you said Just tell me what you want, you really lied to me."
Li Yan shrugged in embarrassment, thinking: Who told you to talk nonsense and treat people as dirty things, I was going to say it.
The old lady Yu said pitifully: "Didn't you let you touch my chest just now? The price has already been paid."
Li Yan shook his head and said, "Just now you proposed that on your own, but I didn't agree. Now I'm the one who made the request. Take it with my little hand and touch it, and I'll tell you how to do it."
The old-fashioned elder sister said: "Then wait a moment, I will wrap my hands with a piece of cloth..."
Li Yan was even angrier, and asked me to touch my hands and wrap them in cloth?Do you think you are a mummy?Angrily said: "No wrapping, just touch like this, otherwise it doesn't count."
The old-fashioned sister Yu was shocked: "How can I do without a bag? It's very dirty!"
Still calling me dirty?Li Yan was really angry: "Hurry up and let me touch it, otherwise the conditions will be void, and I won't tell you the best policy."
The old-fashioned sister Yu was really forced to go to Liangshan this time, her plump body trembled slightly, obviously struggling violently in her heart, but after careful consideration, the cleanliness finally lost out to the heart yearning for medical skills, she Shrugging his head, he walked up to Li Yan pitifully, and stretched out his little hand: "Touch it..."
Li Yan was not polite to her, and grabbed her hand. The biggest feature of her hand is that it is very white and clean, even every nail is washed clean, white and raw, giving people a delicate feeling .When ordinary men see a pair of such beautiful hands, they will probably worship them as works of art.But Li Yan grabbed her little hand heartlessly, and said with an evil smile, "I'll paste all the dirty things on it now..." After finishing speaking, he used the palm of his hand and the back of his hand to rub her hand repeatedly. The little hand rubbed it over, rubbed it over, rubbed it back and forth ten times in a row. (To be continued.)
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When Li Yan thought of the Wuliang Mountain in Dali, he couldn't help being distracted, and was delayed for a few breaths.Seeing him, Ping Yizhi stopped talking again, pursed his mouth, and said depressedly: "I understand, if you want to tell me the best policy, you will have to pay for it, right?"
Li Yan sweated profusely: "No, I don't need a price."
Ping Yizhi thought to himself, it’s too fake, just now you were willing to say it because I paid the price, but now you have the nerve to say no price.But I have already given him my rare medicine and the precious handwritten medical technique book, and I have nothing to sell, so what should I do?
If it is an ordinary person who knows the worst solution, if there is no price to exchange for the better solution, maybe forget it, anyway, there is a worse solution, right?But Ping Yizhi is different.
This old-fashioned elder sister is usually strict when teaching students medical skills. Everything must be precise, delicate, and delicate. Everything must be perfect, and no mistakes can be tolerated. She made things difficult for her in the final exam last time. Li Yan didn't intend to target Li Yan, it was just because she couldn't tolerate any compromise on medical skills.She has always believed that the boundary between healing and killing is very blurred, and that as long as a doctor makes a slight mistake, it will change from treating people to killing people.If you don't pursue a perfect doctor, you will kill your patient sooner or later.
This time, the free and easy girl was seriously injured, and she couldn't find a solution, so she was very depressed. If she didn't seek a solution to this matter, it would greatly violate her attitude towards medical skills.In any case, at any cost, the best policy must be heard.
The old-fashioned sister Yu gritted her teeth, her heart froze, she came closer to Li Yan, and said shyly: "I have nothing to exchange with you for excellent medical skills, how about this... I... I will let you You touch my breasts...but you can only touch it through the clothes..."
"What?" Li Yan was taken aback: "No need, I don't need to touch it, I will tell you the best policy now."
The old-fashioned sister Yu's words were like water poured out. Seeing that Li Yan was still "pretending to be fishy" to evade, she snorted: "What are you pretending? Since I said it first, what else do you have?" Is it necessary to pretend to be serious? It’s okay to show the man’s real name.”
Li Yan sweated profusely: "But I really don't need..."
The old-fashioned sister Yu stretched out her hand, wanting to grab Li Yan's hand and press it on her chest, but her hand trembled when she was about to grab it. It turned out that she usually only touches others with one finger, because she always feels that others are very dirty. But with only one finger, what should I do if I can't do the complicated thing of "grab the opponent's hand and press it on my chest"?
Seeing that her hands were frozen in mid-air, Li Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay, stop playing, listen to me... In fact, the best strategy is also a skill..."
In the middle of Li Yan's words, the old-fashioned sister Yu suddenly took a step forward. It turned out that she had an idea and thought: It is very difficult to pull his hand over to touch my chest, but I went forward to touch him with my chest His hand is fine, so I don't have to grab his hand, and I can't touch dirty things, I'm so clever.
When she took this step forward, Li Yan had no idea that her hand was still hanging in the air, and ended up grabbing the old lady Yu's chest.It feels as if the hand is deeply immersed in a huge cotton candy, and a lot of soft cotton is squeezed out from between the fingers...
Li Yan was taken aback, and quickly withdrew his hands.
The old-fashioned sister Yu was very surprised: why do you want to hold back?If you shrink, I will move forward.She took another step forward, not letting Li Yan's hand leave her ample chest.
Unexpectedly, this step forward was too big, and Li Yan's hand retracted too quickly. Her chest lacked support, and she fell forward all of a sudden. Cherry's small mouth came close to her, and imprinted hard on his lips.It's a pity that this contact was too short. Before Li Yan could taste the taste of her lips, their foreheads collided with each other with a muffled sound, and they jumped back in pain.
Li Yan shouted: "Hey, what are you doing?"
The old -fashioned sister screamed: "Oh ... my mouth touched the man's mouth, dirty ... so dirty, dirty ... ah ah ..."
If she shyly accused Li Yan of eating her tofu, or asked Li Yan to pay for her first kiss or something, Li Yan would be very guilty and embarrassed to admit his mistake, but she actually screamed that she was dirty, and it was done all at once. Li Yan was so upset that he swallowed the apology that was on his lips, and said in a very unhappy way: "Hey, did you make a mistake? Where am I dirty?"
"It's so dirty, everything is dirty except me..." Gu Banyu groaned miserably, while wiping her lips vigorously: "It's over, I'm stained with dirty things, I will definitely die of illness now of."
These words made Li Yan half dead, what does it mean to be stuck with dirty things?To die of illness?Do you think I'm a monster who can infect the zombie virus?Angrily said: "Hey, it's fine, it's not good to call others a virus."
The old-fashioned elder sister took out a handkerchief from her pocket, and continued to wipe her mouth: "It's too dirty, how could I get stuck with this kind of dirty thing? No, I have to brush my teeth a thousand times after I go back..."
"What is this kind of dirty thing?" Li Yan ran away completely: "Your sister, I am very clean, why should I dislike others like cockroaches? It's too much. Today I want to let you know that the pot is made of iron. Yes." He rushed to the side of the old lady Yu, and reached out to grab her little hand.
However, Li Yan's grasp was a bit hasty. You must know that the martial arts of Gu Ban Yujie are quite high. In the original book "Swordsman", Ping Yizhi's martial arts was mentioned many times. Although there is no specific comparison, she The high level of martial arts can be seen from some words and phrases. Li Yan grabbed it with his claws, only to feel that the figure flickered in front of him, and the old-fashioned sister Yu had already flashed three feet away, looking at Li Yan with strange eyes and saying: "What are you doing?" Reach out to grab me? Your hands are so dirty, don't touch mine!"
Li Yan snorted, "Then you let me touch your chest just now?"
Old lady Yu said: "Didn't I ask you to touch me through the clothes? My clothes are washed with special potions, which have the effect of preventing bacteria, dust and viruses. As long as you touch me through the clothes, there will be no problem." .”
Li Yan sweats profusely: It turns out that this is the reason for touching through the clothes. Just now I wondered why she emphasized that it was through the clothes.
Li Yan was even more upset: "In your eyes, I am a person who is infected with bacteria, dust and viruses?"
The old lady Yu nodded and said: "Exactly!"
Li Yan sweated profusely: "It's unreasonable. If this is the case, I must touch you today. I want you to see if you will be poisoned to death if you touch me..." He took a step forward and grabbed Gu Banyu again. This time, he didn't grab my sister's little hand casually, but used the technique of "dividing muscles and bones".
The old-fashioned sister Yu sneered: "You want to catch me? Your kung fu is not enough!" Lifting her index finger, she pointed at Li Yanhu's acupoint.
If Li Yan catches her this way, he will be hit at the tiger's mouth point before he scratches her, so he has to change his tactics, change the direction, and catch her again.But the old lady Yu snorted indifferently, and turned her fingers in another direction, still facing Li Yan's Hukou acupoint.
Li Yan was taken aback, and quickly tried to change his moves, but to no avail, the old-fashioned Yujie's fingers were always one step ahead, aiming at his tiger's mouth point.
This person's name is Ping Yizhi, and almost all of his skills are on one finger. Li Yan can't help admiring, but admiration is admiration, that's another matter, I still have to clean her up, otherwise she will treat her like a dirty thing Who can bear this kind of insult? ?
Li Yan's repeated attacks were fruitless, so he stopped attacking altogether. He snorted and said, "Okay, you are very good at martial arts, I can't touch you, but... don't forget, you still want to ask me to solve Linghu Chong's strange injury." What about the best policy... If you want to hear what the best policy says, obediently stretch out your little hand and let me touch it a few times."
This can be regarded as a complete blackening of him. If it were the usual him, it would be absolutely impossible to coerce a girl to do such a thing, but the woman in front of him is really annoying, and she repeatedly said that he is dirty, which aroused Li Yan's emotions , no matter how disregarded, she must be punished by any means, otherwise it is really impossible for the people to be angry and shake the court.
This trick really worked for Gu Ban Yujie. When she heard that it was related to medical skills, Gu Ban Yujie was stunned, forgot all the fingering and claw methods, and said in a voiceless voice: "You...you really made a condition...just now you said Just tell me what you want, you really lied to me."
Li Yan shrugged in embarrassment, thinking: Who told you to talk nonsense and treat people as dirty things, I was going to say it.
The old lady Yu said pitifully: "Didn't you let you touch my chest just now? The price has already been paid."
Li Yan shook his head and said, "Just now you proposed that on your own, but I didn't agree. Now I'm the one who made the request. Take it with my little hand and touch it, and I'll tell you how to do it."
The old-fashioned elder sister said: "Then wait a moment, I will wrap my hands with a piece of cloth..."
Li Yan was even angrier, and asked me to touch my hands and wrap them in cloth?Do you think you are a mummy?Angrily said: "No wrapping, just touch like this, otherwise it doesn't count."
The old-fashioned sister Yu was shocked: "How can I do without a bag? It's very dirty!"
Still calling me dirty?Li Yan was really angry: "Hurry up and let me touch it, otherwise the conditions will be void, and I won't tell you the best policy."
The old-fashioned sister Yu was really forced to go to Liangshan this time, her plump body trembled slightly, obviously struggling violently in her heart, but after careful consideration, the cleanliness finally lost out to the heart yearning for medical skills, she Shrugging his head, he walked up to Li Yan pitifully, and stretched out his little hand: "Touch it..."
Li Yan was not polite to her, and grabbed her hand. The biggest feature of her hand is that it is very white and clean, even every nail is washed clean, white and raw, giving people a delicate feeling .When ordinary men see a pair of such beautiful hands, they will probably worship them as works of art.But Li Yan grabbed her little hand heartlessly, and said with an evil smile, "I'll paste all the dirty things on it now..." After finishing speaking, he used the palm of his hand and the back of his hand to rub her hand repeatedly. The little hand rubbed it over, rubbed it over, rubbed it back and forth ten times in a row. (To be continued.)
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