Mengniang martial arts world

the second

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Li Yan was not polite to her, and grabbed her hand. The biggest feature of her hand is that it is very white and clean, even every nail is washed clean, white and raw, giving people a delicate feeling .When ordinary men see a pair of such beautiful hands, they will probably worship them as works of art.But Li Yan grabbed her little hand heartlessly, and said with an evil smile, "I'll paste all the dirty things on it now..." After finishing speaking, he used the palm of his hand and the back of his hand to rub her hand repeatedly. The little hand rubbed it over, rubbed it over, rubbed it back and forth ten times in a row.

There is no sense of charm in this rubbish, Li Yan is just purely spoofing to vent his anger, if anyone else is seen as a "dirty thing" by a beautiful woman, can you still find ambiguity on this beautiful woman?That will definitely not work.

And the old-fashioned sister Yu didn't feel the slightest ambiguity, although it was the first time in her life that she was caught by a man's small hand, according to the rhythm of the harem novel, it should make her feel intoxicated, and she was so fascinated by the man's breath that she fell in love with him or something. development, but in fact this novel is not a harem novel at all, but an upright novel full of integrity!Of course, the old-fashioned sister Yu will not be overwhelmed by the bastard, she just feels a little creepy, the man's "dirty" hand rubbed against her palm and back repeatedly, she just feels that countless bacteria have invaded her hands On, crawling towards her along the arm...

The old lady Yu snorted miserably, and begged: "Can it be over?"

Li Yan snorted, "Do you know that the pot is made of iron? If you know, then we're done."

The old-fashioned elder sister said: "I have seen earthen pots."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "I'm not talking about pot, what I'm talking about is do you know that it's rude to call others dirty? Actually, what's wrong with me? I'm very clean."

The old lady Yu snorted and said: "This is what you are talking about. How do you know that you are not dirty? Let me tell you, there are many tiny creatures that are invisible to the naked eye on you. They are called bacteria. Even if you put yourself No matter how clean you wash it, these things all exist on your body. When you touched me, these things crawled onto my body along the contact position... Oh, it's so dirty."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Of course I know about bacteria. I'm sure I know more than you. But you can't avoid having bacteria on your body. Don't say it like you don't touch anything."

"Huh? You know bacteria?" Ping Yizhi was taken aback: "You are Hu Qingniu's disciple, and even Hu Qingniu doesn't know about bacteria. How did you know? This is advanced medical knowledge that I have researched independently. , no one knows."

Li Yan was slightly taken aback. According to history, the first person in the world to discover bacteria should be the Dutchman Anton Leeuwenhoek, who discovered bacteria with a single-lens microscope designed by himself in 1683. Unexpectedly, , in this martial arts plane, Ping Yizhi has discovered this kind of thing that can be found everywhere but cannot be seen by the naked eye. Her medical skills are indeed unrivaled in the world.

Li Yan couldn't help but wondered: "You don't have a microscope, how did you find bacteria?"

"What is a microscope?" the old-fashioned Yujie asked curiously: "I saw the bacteria through two drops of water by chance, and after careful study, I found that there were bacteria everywhere... so I dare not I don’t touch other people anymore, I only use one finger to touch others...I dare not tell anyone about this discovery, because I am afraid of causing panic to everyone, you...are you also bacteria that you see through water droplets?"

Li Yan was sweating profusely. It seems that because of some accident, two drops of water formed a microscope-like effect just now, allowing Ping Yizhi to peek into the secrets of bacteria. This is also a miracle.

Ping Yizhi continued: "So I took a bath with the antidote potion, and made clothes out of the antidote potion. With this method, bacteria can't come to me. Haha, I'm the only clean person in the world!"

Poor guy, Li Yan sighed softly: "Don't think that you can get rid of bacteria by taking a bath with water, to tell you the truth, even in the water, there are bacteria alive, bacteria can't be killed if you want to kill them Die, it's a pity that water droplets that can form microscopic effects are not often encountered. You must have never used water droplets to observe the medicine clothes on your body? The clothes are actually covered with bacteria, but you don't know it. .”

The old lady Yu snorted and said: "Don't lie here, the antidote I made can remove all poisons in the world, and the bacteria are only so small. How can they be immortal if soaked in my ten thousand poisons?" ?I can be sure that my clothes are clean and free of bacteria. Stop holding my hand, let go, and don't let the dirty things on your body crawl over. "

Li Yan was angry and funny, but he didn't bother to tease her anymore. He let go of her hand and said, "I will get a microscope when I have a chance, so you can study things like bacteria carefully."

"What is a microscope?" the old-fashioned sister Yu asked curiously.

Li Yan said: "It is a kind of glass lens, which is polished into a peculiar concave-convex lens. Through the principle of optics, we can clearly see tiny things and magnify them dozens of times, or even hundreds of times. Props, well, in fact, there is glass in the world now, and it is not difficult to make a microscope, but the study of optics has not yet been rooted, so there is no microscope available..."

The old-fashioned sister Yu asked curiously: "Is there such a thing? Is it as easy to use as the balance scale you invented last time?"

Li Yan nodded and said: "The product of science is of course easy to use."

Speaking of which, Li Yan no longer blamed her for saying that she was dirty. In fact, bacteria are really scary for people who don't understand them. It is estimated that Ping Yizhi was also frightened after discovering bacteria, so Only then did she become this weird woman with a cleanliness obsession, teach her some knowledge about bacteria in the future, and she should not be so perverted anymore.

Li Yan said: "Let's focus on the key points and come back to the main topic. The best way to treat Linghu Chong's sister is a magical martial art called Beiming Shengong."

"Beiming Divine Art?" Rao Shiping pointed out that he had seen a lot of knowledge, but he had never heard of this kind of martial arts.

Li Yan had no choice but to explain: "The Dafa of Absorbing Stars is derived from the Beiming Divine Art, but the Dafa of Absorbing Stars is not a complete Beiming Divine Art. The internal forces it absorbs will conflict and cause trouble for those who learn, but Beiming Divine skills don't work. The internal energy absorbed by it will be used for its own use and will not be harmful to the body. If we can let Linghu Chong learn Beiming magical skills, first dissipate the alien qi from his body, and then catch a few bad guys to let her Using the Beiming Divine Art to absorb the power can restore her to the state before she was injured."

Ping clapped his hands with one finger, and said happily: "Sure enough, it's the best strategy! But...where can I get this Beiming magic skill? If it is more difficult to obtain it than to go to Shaolin to get Yijin Jing, then wouldn't it be worse than the worst strategy?" Are you going to make a move?"

Li Yan chuckled, and said, "I know where the Beiming Divine Art is. I haven't had time to get it before. This time, I'm going to get it for Sister Linghu."

Ping Yizhi suddenly said: "No wonder you asked Jun Zijian to take away Linghu Chong to treat her illness. It turned out to be the reason. In fact, everyone guessed that you took away a seriously injured girl. I don't know what you want to use it for. Dirty things."

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Do I look like that dirty person?"

Flattening his mouth with one finger, he pointed to his own hand and said, "It's very similar, you actually touched my hand in a daze."

Li Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "When I touched your hand just now, I had a completely nonsensical expression. How could I be obsessed with sex? Don't make random guesses for me."

The two finally spoke clearly, but Li Yan already felt exhausted. As expected, talking to women is tiring. Women's logical thinking is completely different from that of men. It is really hard to reach a consensus with women.

The two returned to the righteous way, and the people from Huashan School, Hu Qingniu and other guests all entered the Zhengqi Hall.The two also hurried to the Zhengqi Hall. Seeing Ping Yizhi coming back, Hu Qingniu came up and asked a few words in a soft voice, obviously asking if she had received a satisfactory answer. Ping Yi pointed to Hu Qingniu and said, "Li Yan does have The cure, I've been taught."

Only then did the crowd convince, and they looked at Li Yan with admiration. They didn't expect Li Yan to have a cure for a disease that Ping Yizhi couldn't cure. This can be regarded as an anecdote in martial arts.

Everyone convinced Li Yan that it would be no problem to take Linghu Chong away now, so he clasped his fists to the people present and said, "In that case, I will take senior sister Linghu to find the thing that can heal her, everyone. Don't worry, since I took her away, I will take good care of her safety and bring her back safely."

Ning Zhong loves Linghu Chong the most. Seeing Li Yan's guarantee, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a low voice, "Then please trouble Li Shaoxia. Our family Chong'er is the most naughty and mischievous, and it's good to be greedy for alcohol. What trouble did you cause? Please don't indulge her for our sake. It doesn't matter if you scold her severely. If necessary, you can give her a few whips and make her kneel on the floor or something. Chong'er is punished in Huashan I'm used to..."

Li Yan is sweating profusely. Since ancient times, I have only heard of women punishing men to kneel. If I punish a free and easy girl to kneel, wouldn't it be the other way around?

Sister Zhengzhi Yu also came up, and said to the free and easy girl with a serious face: "I said it last time, you must obey Li Shaoxia's orders in everything, and this time I will emphasize again, Li Shaoxia took you away to treat you. Sick, people work hard for your work, if you are not grateful, then how can our Huashan faction gain a foothold in the Jianghu? Don't treat yourself as a human being during this trip, but treat yourself as Li Shaoxia's pet puppy, and listen to everything His, do you understand?"

Everyone was sweating profusely, listening to what she said in the first half of the sentence, she was quite a gentleman, but in the end, even the pet puppy came out?Junzijian is getting more and more out of focus.

In fact, they didn't know that Madam Yu originally wanted to say "You have to treat yourself as his slave girl", but it was inconvenient to say it, so she changed it to a pet puppy. If she really said the word "slave", the crowd Must be petrified. (To be continued.)