Mengniang martial arts world

Second update——

The nerdy girl walked into the stone room lightly. She walked very carefully, because she suspected that this cave was the place where the fairy sister and the fairy brother lived, which is the so-called fairy cave. Can you be careful when walking here?If you offend the gods, it's not just a joke.

When she walked into the stone room, the first thing she saw was not the futons all over the room, but Li Yan who was standing in the corner of the room disguised as a statue.After only one glance, without even seeing Li Yan's face clearly, the nerdy girl hurriedly bowed down: "Duan Yu, I didn't intend to offend Brother Immortal and strayed into your cave by mistake, please bear with me..."

Li Yan didn't move!

The nerdy girl knelt down on the ground and waited quietly for a while. Seeing that the fairy brother hadn't moved, she slowly raised her head and began to look at Li Yan seriously. Soon, she realized that this was not a fairy, but a a statue.The statue is meticulously made, not only the body proportions are very appropriate, but even the joints, bones, muscles and other things are made lifelike, even...even the little partner who stepped down...Of course, the nerdy girl has never seen a man What kind of little partner is it like, so there is no way to judge whether the thing is really made.To say that the only difference between this "statue" and a human being is the skin. After all, it is a statue. The skin is dirty and covered with dust. With a light blow, it can puff up a pile of dust. .

The nerdy girl couldn't help sighing: "Brother Immortal, your statue has been standing in this stone room for many years, and it's so pitiful that you have accumulated so much dust on your body... Oh, you didn't wear it. Clothes, I stare at you like this, it’s really rude... Don’t worry, I turn a blind eye to that crucial position, cough, turn a blind eye..." She hurriedly bowed to Li Yan again, her eyes secretly He glanced at Li Yan's baby elephant.

Li Yan didn't move!I wailed in my heart: It's over, the little elephant was seen.

"Brother Immortal, in the next Duan Yu, I can see my dignity today, and I will die without any regrets. Isn't it too lonely for Brother Immortal to live here alone?" She then smiled and said, "Oh, no, how many more do you have?" I almost forgot about Sister Immortal as my companion."

Li Yan didn't move!

"Ah, why does your face seem familiar to me?" The nerdy girl and Li Yan knew each other, and had chatted with each other many times, but they hadn't seen each other for several months, and Li Yan's face was covered again. She didn't recognize the thick dust, but thought she had seen it somewhere before.

Li Yan didn't move!

The nerdy girl began to look at the stone room at this time, and saw that there were futons everywhere in the stone room, one on top of the other, one on top of the other, piled up high, she couldn't help wondering: "What's going on with this room, why did you put it up?" How about so many futons? Ah, I understand, these futons are for people to kneel on and worship the fairy brother."

She is a person full of dullness, a typical example of being stupid when reading, so she didn't think much about it at this time, so she took a futon from the side and put it in front of Li Yan's feet, then knelt down deeply, saying : "Brother Immortal, it's only natural for me to kowtow for you. You even prepared a futon for me. It's so considerate."

Li Yan didn't move!Heartbroken but sweating profusely: Oh my god, how crazy is your girl?Why would you kowtow to a statue in a stone chamber inexplicably?But having said that, Duan Yu in the original book kowtowed to the jade statue for no reason.

I saw the nerdy girl kowtow several times on the futon. The futon was extremely dirty. When these heads fell off, her forehead and face were also covered with dust, which was extremely ugly, but she He didn't care, and kowtowed a few more times.

The futon was made of coarse cloth, after a long period of time, the cloth became dusty, and the coarse cloth was torn apart with a few knocks, revealing a small silk bag inside.

When Li Yan saw this scene, he was shocked: Oh shit, I searched for nearly a hundred futons here but couldn't find the Beiming Divine Art. I didn't expect Duan Yu to come in and pick up a futon, and the Beiming Divine Art was inside. Damn it Is it too deceitful?Don't play with people like this.

I saw the nerd girl opened the silk bag, and actually found two cheat books from inside, one was written "Northern Dark Magic", and the other was "Lingbo Weibu". After taking a look, he was unhappy: "Oh, what are the martial arts cheats? I hate martial arts cheats. My father always forced me to learn martial arts. After I entered Heimuya, all the students around me practiced martial arts diligently. I don't like it."

After finishing speaking, she planned to tear up the two books.

In the original work of "Dragon Babu", Duan Yu was willing to learn martial arts because the fairy sister asked him to learn martial arts, but in this plane, things have changed a little bit, the jade statue of the fairy sister no longer exists, and he is also willing to learn martial arts. No one asked Duan Yu to learn martial arts anymore. When she got the cheat book, she wanted to tear it up immediately.

Li Yan was shocked by this. If Duan Yu tore up these two precious cheat books, it would be a big scam. This is no longer the time to pretend to be a statue to hide shame. Save these two precious cheats.

Li Yan hurriedly said: "Leave a book!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he frightened the nerdy girl half to death. He exclaimed, and took a few steps back: "Ah, Brother Immortal, you... you... why are you moving? Aren't you a statue?"

Li Yan was quick to gain wisdom, and said: "Because I am a god, even a statue can move..."

Ordinary people would never believe this stupid reason, but the nerdy girl believed it, she clapped her hands and said: "So that's it, gods have great powers, they can walk around and manifest spirits even when they turn into statues, it makes sense. May I ask Brother Immortal, what are you going to do when you appear? Ah, is it because I didn’t bring tributes to make you angry? Wait, I’ll go out and pick some fruits for you to make tributes.” After finishing speaking, she continued Glancing at Li Yan's bare body, he wiped off his sweat and said, "Brother Shenxian, why doesn't he wear clothes?"

Li Yan sweated profusely: "Cough! Immortal, of course you have to be unrestrained. Clothes are detrimental to your style." This made him blush a little, and he quickly changed the subject: "I don't want fruit as a tribute, you put those two If you give this book to me, it will be considered as a tribute."

The nerdy girl looked down at the book in her hand, shook her head and said: "Kungfu is a murder weapon, you can fight and kill as soon as you learn it, no, how can this kind of book that records murder weapons fall into the eyes of the fairy brother? Making things as tributes will make Brother Immortal dusty, no, I can’t offer you this kind of rubbish, please allow me to tear them off, it’s better to pick the fruit.”

Li Yan was about to cry, damn it!Are you making me rough?If you don't give it to me, I have no choice but to grab it.But... is it really good to grab it hard?After all, this is her destiny. The Beiming Divine Art and Lingbo Weibu are supposed to belong to her. Would it be unreasonable for me to snatch her things?

Li Yan said with a mournful face: "Don't tear up the book, let's talk about it carefully, can we explain the truth in detail?"

"It's good to be reasonable. I like reasoning the most." The nerdy girl shook her head and said: "Brother Immortal, please give me some pointers."

Li Yan said with a bitter face: "You say that martial arts are bad things. I don't agree with that. You must know that there are many bad people in this world. If you don't learn martial arts, you will be killed if you are caught by bad people." Robbed your belongings, what do you do?"

The nerdy girl said: "I have received Buddhist precepts since I was a child. My father invited a teacher to teach me to read the Four Books and Five Classics, poems and songs, and an eminent monk to teach me to read Buddhist scriptures. For more than ten years, I have learned the benevolence of Confucianism. The heart of a person is extremely human, Buddhists say abstain from killing, refrain from anger, and be merciful... If the bad guy wants to rob me of my property, it means that the bad guy is in urgent need of a fortune. I will give him my property, that's not bad. . Gao Fo has someone who cuts meat and waits for the eagle, and I Duan Yu abandons money to help the thief, which is not a good story."

Li Yan: "..."

Fuck me, this guy is really funny.Li Yan said again: "The bad guy not only robbed you of your belongings, but also beat you?"

Duan Yu said: "The Buddha said, if someone slaps you on the left cheek, you should also slap him on the right cheek."

Li Yan: "..."

Nima, is this sentence said by the Buddha?Why do I feel that it is not what the Buddha said?

Li Yan wiped off his cold sweat: "Then what if the bad guy wants to kill you? You can't let him kill you, right?"

The nerdy girl said seriously: "No way, how could someone come to kill me for no reason? I didn't provoke anyone."

Li Yan said again: "What if there are still people peeping at your beauty and want to moles you? You can't let others moles you too? You fight hard, but the other party gets impatient and kills you with one knife. Is that a reason to kill you?"

The nerdy girl was stunned for a moment, and then said blankly, "Am I beautiful?"

Li Yan said embarrassingly: "It's pretty, but the scholar's robe is a bit dull. If you wear a better-looking women's long skirt, you will be slim and beautiful."

The nerdy girl laughed and said: "That's simple. If I wear a scholar's robe all the time, I won't be beautiful, and no one will peep at my beauty, and no one will rape me, so I won't kill me. Then There is no need to learn martial arts."

Li Yan sweats profusely: There seems to be something wrong with this logical relationship?

"Damn, I can't take it anymore." Li Yan gave up reasoning with her, put on a serious face and said, "Do you really think I'm a god?"

The nerdy girl said, "Damn it!"

Li Yan said: "Do you listen to the gods?"

The nerdy girl said: "Of course I listen."

Li Yanbian opened his mouth and said: "That's it, don't tear up the books, give me those two cheat books, and learn the martial arts with me, otherwise..." He wanted to say something else, how to threaten her , but after thinking about it for a long time, it seems that there is nothing that can be used to threaten her. You can't threaten to kill her, right?That's too unreasonable.

He had no choice but to say: "Otherwise, I won't play with you!" (To be continued. Please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)