Mengniang martial arts world

First update——

I won't play with you anymore. It sounds like a terrible threat at first glance, but it is actually the weakest threat. Only children in kindergarten and elementary school will use this trick. The effect is naturally useless. Saying such words Children often forget the words the next day.But for the perfect man who has never had any friends, this is the scariest and most terrifying threat he can think of...

It is impossible for anyone in this world to fall under such a threat!

However, the nerdy girl was hit, and she said anxiously: "Wow, Brother Immortal, you must not stop playing with me."

The nerdy girl is completely stupid in reading, well, in fact, Duan Yu is a typical big fool in the original book, but he is still very stupid in this plane. When he heard Li Yan's words, he shouted anxiously: "Brother Immortal, please help me!" Don't give up, I'll give you the book if you want it." She stuffed "Beiming Shengong" and "Lingbo Weibu" together into Li Yan's hand, and said seriously: "This is the first time in this life that I will see Immortal, moreover, she is a virtuoso, she looks a little familiar, and feels very kind, so please don't ignore me."

Li Yan broke out in a cold sweat. He took two books and wanted to put them in his pockets, but suddenly he realized that he was completely naked and covered in a thick layer of dust. He had no clothes at all, so why would he have pockets?How to store these two books?

He had no choice but to say embarrassingly: "Okay, now that you have given me the tribute, we can play together, let's go out of the cave first. My clothes are outside, and we can play together after I get dressed."

The nerdy girl was stunned: "Is the fairy statue also wearing clothes?"

Li Yan wiped off his cold sweat and said, "Why don't the gods wear clothes? You see those gods and Buddhas in temples and Taoist temples. They all wear clothes, right?"

The nerdy girl clapped her hands and said, "So that's it! Immortals really need to wear clothes." She thought about it carefully, and saw a set of men's clothes by the lake just now, it seems that they are the clothes of this immortal brother. What I don't understand is, why does Brother Shenxian take off his clothes outside? Could it be some kind of special ceremony?

Li Yan said: "Go ahead."

The nerdy girl said: "I'm an ordinary scholar, how can I walk in front of the gods, you should go in front."

Li Yan had no choice but to walk in front, and the nerdy girl watched him walk from behind, and saw the muscles of his two buttocks twitching as he walked, and wondered in his heart: Isn't this fairy a statue made of stone?Why does it feel like it's made of meat?No, I really want to reach out and touch it to see if his skin is as hard as a stone or as soft as a normal person, but it's impolite to touch a god's ass with your hand, right?If you want to say it well, you can't touch the tiger's buttocks, but the tiger is not as powerful as the gods, and the gods' buttocks are even more difficult to touch.

Li Yan didn't know that the girl behind was thinking wildly, he held his hand in front, but the nerdy girl behind stretched out a hand, making a movement to touch the soft flesh on Li Yan's buttocks, wanting to touch but not daring to touch, a dilemma .

At this time, the two had already reached the entrance of the cave. Li Yan saw a big rock on the ground. He was afraid of tripping his feet, so he stopped for a while, wanting to remind the girl behind him to walk carefully and not fall.

But when he stopped like this, the nerdy girl behind couldn't hold back, and the hand stretched out in mid-air, which was in a dilemma, touched Li Yan's butt all at once.She was taken aback, and hurriedly withdrew her hands, but in that short moment of contact, she already felt that Li Yan's skin was soft and elastic, not a cold stone.

Li Yan sweated profusely: My brother's ass was touched by a woman, my God, are you a nerd or a female hooligan?Turning back angrily, "What are you doing?"

The nerdy girl stammered: "I...I didn't...I didn't mean to... Please forgive me for offending Brother Immortal..."

Seeing her like this, Li Yan felt inconvenient to get angry. He hummed and said, "Don't touch me around, can you touch gods casually?"

"Yes, yes! I won't touch it again." The nerdy girl bowed her head and admitted her mistake. When she looked up again, Li Yan walked forward again. She looked intently, and there was a strange palm where she had touched with her hand just now. print……

It turned out that when she touched Li Yan with that slap just now, the dust that was originally on Li Yan's body was stuck to her hand, and as a result... Li Yan's dusty battle suit, which was used to hide his embarrassment, was just like that. It is in the shape of a palm, with a piece of skin exposed inside, but you can see a little flesh color.

The nerdy girl was taken aback: "Brother Immortal, your skin has fallen off."

"Skin peeling?" Li Yan turned back in a daze, glanced at his buttocks, and was embarrassed: Damn, the skin of a palm print is exposed, how unsightly it is, my God.

The nerdy girl said: "Unexpectedly, the flesh of the statue is also soft, not as hard and cold as I imagined."

Li Yan couldn't afford the injury anymore, he just wanted to fool her away, and then take a shower and get dressed as quickly as possible, he stepped out of the hole, trying to run to his clothes.Unexpectedly, just as he came out of the cave, he almost bumped his head on someone's body. Looking closely, the person who came was Linghu Chong, a free and easy girl.I saw that she had just taken a bath and changed into clean clothes. She was very fragrant, and the smell of alcohol that could usually be smelled on her body could not be smelled at all now.

It turned out that the free-spirited girl was concerned about the mission Yue Buqin had given her, and she had to cooperate with Li Yan to get the cheats, and she had to bring the cheats back to Yue Buqun without fear of sacrifice, integrity, or dignity.With this matter in mind, she took a shower as quickly as possible, and came to Li Yan to help him.

Just as he was about to enter the cave, he saw Li Yan sprinting out of the cave naked, covered in black plaster all over his body.

The free and easy girl sweated profusely: "You... what kind of look do you have? Hurry... quickly cover the bottom, don't stain my eyes."

Li Yan was also sweating profusely, and wanted to cover his crotch with both hands, but found that his left and right hands were holding a cheat book, isn't it just right?He put the two secret books side by side to block his lower body. The two books are quite wide and immediately blocked the key parts.

At this time, the nerdy girl following behind also came out of the cave, and saw a woman standing in front of Li Yan, but the woman's face was just blocked by the back of Li Yan's head, so she couldn't see her face.If he could see the face, he would be able to recognize that it was Linghu Chong, but he couldn't see it. The nerdy girl thought: "Could it be that the fairy sister who was bathing on the other side of the lake just now came dressed? They fairy Couple, if we meet here, wouldn't it be nice for me, a mortal, to disturb you? It's better to kneel down and kowtow piously."

The nerdy girl didn't think too much, she fell to the ground with a plop, lowered her head, and didn't dare to look any more.

The free and easy girl wondered: "What are you doing?"

Li Yan winked at her, and pouted with his mouth: "Cough, I'm a statue."

"Don't be kidding, it's business." The free and easy girl said, "Did you find anything?"

Hearing what she asked, Li Yan's eyes naturally glanced at the two cheat books, and these two cheat books are now being used by him to hide his shame, so his eyes turned to glance down: "I found it."

The free and easy girl said happily: "Where is it?" Following his gaze, she saw the two books that Li Yan used to cover important parts. She wiped off her sweat and said, "This is what you said can The martial arts secret book that healed my internal injuries? Is it the secret book that my master said can save the luck of the Song Dynasty and save the common people in the world?"

Li Yanhan said: "There is no problem curing your internal strength, but saving the common people is just...cough..."

The free and easy girl said happily: "That's great, bring it to me to have a look." She reached out to grab the book.

Normally, Li Yan would have asked her to take the book away, but not now, he used the book to cover his important parts, if he was caught by the free and easy girl, wouldn't he run naked again?And as soon as the book is taken away, the little friend will immediately be seen clearly by the free and easy girl, which can't afford to hurt.

Li Yan clenched his hands tightly, holding the book tightly: "I can't give this to you...can you let me get dressed before I give it to you?"

The free and easy girl said: "For the common people in the world, which is more important, the safety of the martial arts world or the clothes you wear? Give me the book quickly, and I will send it back to the master and her elderly as quickly as possible."

Li Yan sweated profusely and said: "The safety of the common people in the world and martial arts is not necessarily related to whether I wear clothes or not. Don't get me involved with all the messy things... What if I wear clothes and then give you a book? You just Can't wait for half a stick of incense?"

The free and easy girl said: "In every blink of an eye, people are dying, there are foreign countries stalking, and evil villains are trying to subvert the Song Dynasty. Let's not talk about half a stick of incense time, even the blink of an eye has to be saved." ..."

"I'll save you a head."

"give me!"

"I can't give it!"

The two argued for a few words, and the chic girl reached out to grab the book.

If a bad guy came to snatch Li Yan's book, he would definitely kick that guy away, but the free and easy girl is not a bad guy, but a friend, Li Yan didn't want to be rough on his friend, so he had to turn his head and run away.Turning his head and jumping away, the buttocks were exposed. The free and easy girl looked over from behind, and saw that there was an obvious palm print on Li Yan's buttocks, which was clearly someone stroking his buttocks.

She couldn't help being shocked: "You...what's the matter with your ass?"

Li Yan pointed at the nerdy girl and sweated profusely, "It was touched by the person next to me."

At this time, the nerdy girl was lying on the ground, looking very respectful, but she lowered her head, and the free and easy girl didn't recognize her, only knew that she was the scholar who just entered the valley.Why would a scholar touch Li Yan's ass?Thinking of this question, the free and easy girl couldn't help but change her face. It's extremely abnormal for a man to touch a man's butt. If he wasn't perverted, it would be because he wanted to steal Li Yan's things, so he reached out to touch it, and Li Yan was naked all over. , There is nothing to steal at all, except for these two cheat books... That is to say, this scholar wants to steal the cheat books from Li Yan.

The free and easy girl remembered what Master said, the secret book is bound to be obtained, and must not be given to others.She pulled out the sword from her waist with a swipe, and shouted to the nerdy girl: "You... want to grab the cheat book?" (To be continued. Please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)