I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 1 SSS-level talent: Paranoia

Nanshi, in a ward of a mental hospital.

Doctor Su was prescribing a prescription for the man in front of him.

"Aripiprazole, risperidone, and amisulpride, these three medicines must be taken on time and on time. Nurse Bai Jie, has Jiang Xiao secretly vomited out the medicine recently?"

"No, no, Dr. Su, recently I watched him swallow the medicine for 5 minutes before leaving."

The little nurse quickly explained that everything was fine.

Jiang Xiao, on the other hand, was sitting by the window, frowning and looking at the scenery outside the window, and responded quite dissatisfied.

"I told you, I'm not mentally ill, I'm not sick at all!"

The doctor and nurse sighed, not wanting to pay attention to him at all, and walked out of the room.

Nurse Bai Jie really believed that Jiang Xiao was not sick for a while and was a normal person.

However, Dr. Su told him that it was only because Jiang Xiao suffered from delusional disorder, and he imagined himself to be a normal person.

Bai Jie was noncommittal at first, but when she saw that Jiang Xiao imagined herself as Crayon Shin-chan, dancing around the hospital naked and slapping and imitating an elephant's trunk, she finally gave up that Jiang Xiao was a normal person. people's thoughts
However, Jiang Xiao thought he was a normal person from the beginning to the end.

Yes, that's right, he is the kind of normal person who can't be normal anymore, he just likes cosplay and drama performance occasionally, which is normal for a normal person.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao couldn't help expressing his feelings, and couldn't help but want to chant a poem.

"Hey, as the saying goes, when people laugh at me, I'm too crazy, but when I laugh at others, they can't see through. They don't see the tombs of heroes in the five tombs, and there are no flowers and no wine to hoe the fields."

At this time, a new intern nurse happened to see this scene when she passed by Jiang Xiao's ward and couldn't help but stop.

"This person is also mentally ill, and he can also recite poetry."

The old nurse on the side directly pulled her away.

"Newcomer, recite to me the first article of this court's rules and regulations."

"Yes! Number one, anyone wearing blue and white stripes is definitely not a normal person!"

After saying that, the little nurse couldn't help but look at Jiang Xiao a few more times. However, appearance is justice, and he really looked like a good person.
Seeing the little nurse's nympho face, the head nurse shook her head helplessly and explained.

"If I say that he once imagined himself as SpongeBob SquarePants and the dean as Patrick Star, and the two of them spent the whole night catching jellyfish in the yard, would you still think he is handsome?"

Ga?
Paranoia?
The little nurse's expression suddenly froze. As we all know, hypochondriasis and schizophrenia are one of the most difficult mental illnesses.

The head nurse slapped her head and continued to add.

"Oh, by the way, this guy also has very severe schizophrenia and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Well, Dr. Su feels that he should have some other mental symptoms, but it's not important anymore."

After listening to the head nurse's words, the little nurse left without looking back, good guy, why is this handsome guy stacking the mental buff on himself? ! !
Just as the little nurse left quickly, a majestic voice sounded from above everyone's heads.

[The game of strange tales with rules is about to come, and the chosen one is being selected]

Again!
This cold and majestic sound is like a reminder to the ears of people around the world.

Everyone is no stranger to strange talk about rules.

As long as three or four of the more than 100 people selected to participate in the game survive, the survival rate is considered to be very high!
Of course, it’s not all right for those who are not selected, because once the chosen ones of their own country fail the challenge, strangeness will randomly descend on a certain city in this country and wreak havoc for 48 hours, causing massive casualties and economic losses.

Now there are only 197 of Blue Star's 120 countries.

While everyone was frightened, they couldn't help but start praying, praying that the world of ghost stories would select top intelligent talents from their own country.
Because if the chosen person succeeds in the challenge, the strange talk of the rules will also give certain rewards to the chosen person and the country where the chosen person is located.

Although the Dragon Kingdom has a vast territory and rich resources, its luck has been really bad recently, and it has been defeated three times in a row.

At this time, everyone has opened the live broadcast room of the rules and weird talk and is waiting. The barrage is filled with comments and prayers.

【Hey, San Lian knelt down, why are the people we pick so weak every time in Dragon Kingdom..】

[I hope to pick a tougher man this time. Luo Yunxi was still a star last time. He boasted that he could lift a 40-pound halberd and wave it around on the set. What was the result?I was so scared that I cried as soon as I entered! 】

[Oh, don't talk about my brother like that, my brother is already dead, what else do you want? 】

【Hey, last time it was an old man in his 80s. 】

[It’s not easy for the old man, dragging his old bones to survive in the weird world for the sake of the country..]

[But Professor Wobuju of the lighthouse has already given two strange talks in a row. There is no doubt that he is a real genius. 】

[What can we do then?Wo Buju is a serious professor of reasoning, with a professional counterpart, and his IQ is as high as 158. 】

At this time, the bullet screens sent by some viewers from other countries entered the live broadcast room of Long Country, which aroused the anger of the people of Long Country.

[I'm so glad our whole family has slipped away long ago, tsk tsk tsk. 】

[Haha, kneeling three times in a row, I guess the fourth one is also hanging from your Dragon Kingdom~]

[It’s the little fresh meat and it belongs to the grandfather, your country is completely hopeless. 】

Long Guo's three-game losing streak led to these shameless people coming over to ridicule each time before the broadcast.

[You don't have horses?Please go back to your own live broadcast room! 】

[A dog can’t change his habit of eating shit, but I can poop it for him! 】

[Let me come, I have been bleeding recently, so I can get him a few big bowls of yellow porridge. 】

All the people of the Dragon Kingdom immediately picked up their keyboards and beat these slaves back, and at the same time expected that the chosen ones they were selected this time would smash these people's faces!

[Everyone, stop talking, the screen lights up. I look forward to selecting high-end talents from our Dragon Kingdom this time! 】

As the four characters named "Rules and Strange Talk" light up on the screen, live broadcast rooms in 120 countries around the world can choose to watch it at will.

[Dragon Kingdom - Jiang Xiao]

【Lighthouse Country—Wobju】

[Sakura Country - Nako Snow White]

All 120 personnel lists appeared.

Because the winners of the strange tales of the rules will always participate, so Dr. Wobuju is the chosen one in the Lighthouse Country this time.

[Jiang Xiao, this is a good name, he shouldn’t be a parallel importer. 】

[Brother Jiang Xiao, this is all up to you! 】

[Come on, as long as you win, you will be the god of our Dragon Kingdom! 】

Losing is not terrible, what is terrible is losing all the time. Continuous failure will cast a shadow over the hearts of all the people of Dragon Kingdom, thus losing hope of victory.

The huge state machinery also began to operate, to find out who the selected Jiang Xiao was.

At this time, Jiang Xiao looked at the slightly unfamiliar environment around him expressionlessly, without any disturbance in his heart, and even wanted to cosplay a wave of big stars.

[It is detected that the player has entered the world of strange tales of rules for the first time, and your talent reward is being drawn]

[It is detected that the player has a severe mental illness in the brain, and the sss reward is obtained: Paranoia]

Jiang Xiao:? ? ?
"Hey, figure it out, let me reiterate, I, Jiang Xiao, am not mentally ill!"

Although the SSS level is very fierce, but the introduction of the talent of the stove undoubtedly confirmed the fact that his brain is sick, which made Jiang Xiao very unhappy.

[Talent effect [-]: As a patient with severe hypochondria, you can imagine yourself as the existence you imagined in your heart before the game starts every time]

[Talent Effect [-]: When the monster creature proactively admits (says) that you are not mentally ill, your condition will be reduced in reality and a skill will be extracted at the same time]

[Talent effect [-]: In the strange talk about the rules, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]

Jiang Xiao frowned dissatisfied. These three talents were all slandering and slandering him as a lunatic, especially the third one!
"Mental illness is just mental illness, but do you think this third talent is acceptable? It has a negative effect, right?!"

The S-level talent is one special effect, while the SSS-level talent has three.

Besides himself, the highest talent Jiang Xiao knew was the S-level talent of Wo Buju in Lighthouse Country: deduction.

It can be deduced once in each ghost talk game, which is equivalent to an extra life.

For ordinary people, one life is definitely not enough, but for a reasoning professor like Wobuju, it is too important.

[Ding, the game is about to start, please activate your talent effect [-]: Imagination]

"I am not a severely delusional patient. Do you not understand human language?"

Jiang Xiao jumped anxiously, why can't he understand people's words in this strange talk, he is not mentally ill at all!
Rules strange talk:【.】

"Hmph, no matter what, I'm not mentally ill!"

"I just wanted to.. just want to cosplay. uh.. cosplay that big pink starfish that lives under a rock at 126 Baker Street, Beechburg, Pacific Bikini Beach, you know, that's pretty cool for a normal person Normal thing!"

The World of Strange Talk:【.】

[Pai Daxing effect: The body is immortal, because you have no brains, so you can be immune to the spiritual pollution of the ghost story world]

[Negative effect: IQ -88]

(End of this chapter)