I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 2 Our chosen one seems to be abnormal
isn't it?
IQ -88?

Before Jiang Xiao could start cursing, he felt 80% dominated by a big pink star in his mind.

[Ding, the game starts, enter the world of ghost stories, the split mental hospital]

[This ghost talk is nine-star difficulty, and the opportunity to remind the outside world is disabled]

The hearts of the top leaders of various countries sank.

In the previous ghost talk, the outside world can also send messages to the chosen ones who participated in the ghost talk three times.

This time even the opportunity to convey information was deprived.
When the screen in the live broadcast room belonging to the Longguo area lit up, all the people of the Longguo were stunned.

What?

Why is this guy on the screen wearing a blue and white striped psychiatric suit?
Someone has already started talking on the barrage.

[Uh, who can tell me what's going on?Could this be Jiang Xiao?]

[Oh, I understand, this time the ghost story world is a mental hospital. According to my personal guess, the identity of the chosen one is likely to be a mental patient, so everyone was issued a set of mental illness clothes! 】

[Fuck!The big brother on the second floor is good at reasoning!It's a waste of talent if you don't participate in the strange talk about rules. 】

[Haha, low-key, low-key, my younger brother is not talented, but I know a thing or two about reasoning. 】

[Ah, my mother, the Seven Fairies are really jumping rubber bands, you two want to have as many ders as you want!It's really a dare to say and a dare to believe. 】

[I just came back from another live broadcast room, everyone is a doctor, how can anyone wear a psychiatric suit? 】

[Then where did he get the clothes he wore? 】

[Where else could it come from? I suspect it’s his accompanying leather.]

The other Chosen Ones have already started looking for rules, but Jiang Xiao is the only one who is still sitting on the bed motionless.

The one with the most action power is Dr. Warburg from the Lighthouse Country.

He had already seen the note on the table.

[Rule [-]: You are a psychiatrist, please always wear a white coat]

[Rule [-]: Don’t irritate your patients, and try to meet their demands]

[Rule [-]: Your patients must take their medicines on time, six pills a day]

[Rule [-]: Be sure to pay attention to the amount of medicine used, you need to report this to the dean every day]

[Rule [-]: The only male psychopath loves the other two female psychopaths very much, but you cannot let the two female psychopaths meet. 】

[Rule [-]: You must go to the cafeteria to eat on time at noon every day, no matter what the food is]

[Rule [-]: Do not go out if you hear any movement at midnight, unless the security guard knocks on the door]

[Rule [-]: The security guard in the mental hospital has a low IQ, but he is very fierce. If he has any requirements, you'd better comply]

[Rule [-]: Remember!There are no good people in this mental hospital, don’t believe anyone’s words]

[Clear the goal, cure your mentally ill patient]

Nine rules, fierce!
Generally, ghost stories are divided into three levels.

The first type only has five rules or less, and the second type only has seven rules or less.

Nine is the extreme number, this should be the highest level of ghost talk world that everyone has encountered so far.

At this time, Webbju has already begun to analyze in an orderly manner.

"The rules this time are very tricky. It doesn't seem to reveal how to cure them. Is it possible that we just need to give them medicine on time?"

Thinking of this, Wobb rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find medicine.

Well, a total of three small transparent bottles were found, each containing 33 pills.

"If each person takes six pills a day, it will take five and a half days to cure them?"

"No. No! If that's the case, it's completely inconsistent with the intensity of the Nine-Star Monster Story. If it's that simple, there's no need to mark the fourth rule separately to pay attention to the dosage of the medicine, because that's meaningless."

I don't know what he thought of, and Wo Buju's cold sweat instantly flowed down.

"That proves that this rule four is to remind the chosen ones that their time is only five and a half days at most. If they can't cure mental patients, they will get Karma."

Don't think too much for now, just get down to business!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with the first rule.

Wobbju and the rest of the Chosen soon put on their white coats that hung on a hanger nearby.

Then he took the medicine bottle and started walking to the patient's room.

No matter what, seeing these psychos is the first priority.

And Jiang Xiao here.
Jiang Xiao who had been sitting still was finally willing to move, and began to search for something.

Someone on the bullet screen began to complain, feeling that this chosen one was a bit unreliable.

[I feel that this Jiang Xiao is like the old Ke Zhen'e in the Seven Monsters of the South of the Yangtze River, he is really blind]

[There is such a big note on the table. What does he want to do if he doesn't read the rules? 】

【Hiss, why do I feel like I missed some important question.】

[Maybe he has got some awesome talent?For example, the Prophet knows the rules, or the eyesight is particularly good and he has seen the rules written on the note]

[A prophet of uncertainty?Man, when you say this, I feel like your brain stem has been whipped out! 】

[I’m convinced, so far, we have seen even the rules of Kaitan from live broadcast rooms in other countries. Isn’t the Dragon Kingdom’s chosen one this time a disabled person again? 】

[Hey, shit!He was actually asked to dig out the medicine bottle. Could it be that he really has the power to predict the future? 】

In full view of everyone, Jiang Xiao lived up to everyone's expectations and took out the medicine bottle.

Then unscrew it directly.

He raised his head, dazzled
Everyone was dumbfounded.

Everyone: (д｀) Huh?
【.】

【? ? ? ? 】

[My mother!He didn't even look at the label and just showed off? ! 】

[Fuck!Is there something wrong with Jiang Xiao's brain? 】

[This operation, can you believe that there is no cerebral thrombosis for more than ten years? 】

【correct!The question I missed finally came to mind, why is this Jiang Xiao wearing a psychiatric suit? 】

Everyone: .
Could it be... Everyone suddenly had some bad guesses in their hearts.

After a long time, someone forcibly comforted everyone.

【Uh, cough, everyone, don’t be afraid, even if Jiang Xiao is really mentally ill, that’s, that’s at least the professional equivalent of this strange talk.】

The professional counterpart of the gods!

Soon, a mental hospital in Jiangsu Province stated that Jiang Xiao was their patient.

And also uploaded the name, photo and medical records.

This.
Looking at the medical records one after another, it seems that Jiang Xiao's condition is more serious than the audience in the live broadcast room imagined.

[Ouch!Dude Jiang Xiao, I'm so sorry, Wonima!this riding horse]

[Looking at the medical records, I feel that Jiang Xiao's brain may be more seriously ill than the three patients in the mental hospital. 】

[Actually, it’s not a loss for him to take this medicine. It might be able to cure his disease. 】

[In the end, this is the end of us, this idiot... hey... Forget it, let's destroy it. 】

Some people want to start scolding in the barrage, but when you think that he is mentally ill, what's the use of scolding?

The Meiyang dog squatting in the live broadcast room started to shout again when he saw this scene.

【Hahahaha, our Dr. Wobju has already started trying to feed patients medicine, what are you doing? 】

【I lost it!Mental illness?It's because you, the Dragon Kingdom, are playing tricks and using magic to restrain magic, right? 】

[Hey, when you think about it carefully, you Long Kingdom people are really pitiful. It’s another strange story about an 80-year-old man fighting with a disease, and it’s a little fresh meat who was caught at the beginning of the game. This time it’s even more exaggerated. I picked a mental illness for you, hahaha! 】

[Perhaps God is no longer looking after your Dragon Kingdom, this advantage is on our lighthouse side! 】

[I still say the same thing, I am very glad that our whole family has made it to the lighthouse, you Dragon Kingdom people are born stupid, I look forward to your four-game losing streak~]

[You are welcome to come and join the lighthouse, but our Yingjiang dad only wants to be rich, and the poor don’t come here. 】

The speeches of these people were quickly criticized by the people of Dragon Kingdom.

[Where's the buddy who fled just now?Please feed these Meiyang dogs with soup and water! 】

[Forget it, forget it, don't count on this one, everyone should save some energy and prepare for the strange attack. 】

This kid actually stayed in a mental hospital for 14 years!

It would not be an exaggeration to say that he is terminally ill.

"How about... we call some psychiatrists over to consult Jiang Xiao?" Someone suggested.

But someone immediately retorted: "We can't pass on the strange news this time, so what's the use of having experts here?"

"Forget it, prepare for the worst in advance."

After showing off a bottle of 'candy', Jiang Xiao looked at the time.

Well, at nine o'clock in the morning, it's already time to play with friends.

Jiang Xiao opened the door and walked out.

He ignored the first rule that he must wear a white coat!

An inexplicable force quickly invaded Jiang Xiao's brain, trying to make it weird.

But after this strange force turned around, it was directly confused.

Isn't it? Where is this guy's brain?I have no brain and am infected with a hammer? !

[One of Pai Daxing's effects: Because Pai Daxing has no brains, he can be immune to the spiritual pollution of the ghost story world]

The audience's hearts sank when they saw this scene. They knew Jiang Xiao would fail, but they didn't expect that he would die so quickly.

[It’s over, the first rule was directly ignored by Jiang Xiao, I guess. 】

【Oh my god, that security guard is so strong!You can probably kill a cow with one punch! 】

[With Jiang Xiao like this, it is estimated that the security guard can knock out his duodenum with a single punch. 】

The security guard in the picture can be 2.5 meters tall, his muscles are bulging like a horned dragon, his arms are thicker than Jiang Xiao's waist, and he looks like a hulk!

[This is still the normal state of security, in case it becomes weird]

That picture makes people shudder just thinking about it!

Jiang Xiao glanced at the security guard and greeted him expressionlessly, his voice muffled.

"Good morning buddy, you look a lot like an old friend of mine from Bikini Bottom~"

The not-so-clever security guard stared blankly at the 'psychopath' in front of him.

what's the situation?
Bikini Bottom?
Shrimp bully?

It was announced that a new doctor would come today, but it didn't mention that a new mental patient was coming.

"Honestly, I envy your big muscles. They are like inflated SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh, you know, SpongeBob SquarePants is my best friend."

After Jiang Xiao finished speaking, he showed off his muscles to the security guard.

Jiang Xiao:
security guard:? ? ? ?

Wait, the security guard feels that his mind is a little messed up now, and Jiang Xiao's small words almost burned his CPU to dryness.

Just when the security guard was in a daze, Jiang Xiao had strode towards the front ward.

'DuangDuangDuang! '

Jiang Xiao vigorously knocked on the door of No. 1 psychiatric room.

"Sandy! Sandy! Do you know where SpongeBob has gone?"

(End of this chapter)