I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 3 Let me have a bottle?
Before waiting for the people inside to agree, Jiang Xiao directly opened the door and walked in.

The first thing you do when you come in is to take a look at the ward.

Well, the whole is white, and there are some yellow decorations on the wall, which is a warm-colored cure that works in mental hospitals.

Lying on the hospital bed inside was a sexy woman dressed very enchantingly.

But she was wearing the same blue and white psychiatric uniform as Jiang Xiao.

"Uh, you, are you a new patient?"

The female psycho asked cautiously.

Strange, didn't you say that a new doctor came today? How could this be a mental illness?
Jiang Xiao still replied in Mr. Pai's wise tone.

"What patient, I don't understand what you are talking about Sandy, you know, I am not a psychopath."

"My name is not Sandy, but Wang Xiaoai."

The female mental patient corrected Jiang Xiao's wrong name.

"No! You are not Wang Xiaoai. From now on, your name will be Sandy! Sandy who lives in the Oak House in Beechburg!!!"

Jiang Xiao frowned, very dissatisfied that the other party did not cooperate with him to play the drama.

Wang Xiaoai swallowed, feeling that this patient seemed to be more seriously ill than herself.
"No, you can't ask me to do anything, I... I just listen to the doctor."

Just listen to the doctor?

The little genius Jiang Xiao's heart skipped a beat. If I remember correctly, there was a white coat in the office at the beginning?
"Okay, you wait! I'll be right back."

Jiang Xiao left the room, returned to the office at the beginning, and greeted the security guard while walking on the road.

"Hey, you look like a big guy from Shrimp Bully, you don't seem to be very smart."

This set of operations stunned the audience.
[What's going on? I just seemed to see a trace of fear of Jiang Xiao on the mentally ill face]

【nonsense!You meet an expressionless mentally ill person on the street who insists on admitting that you are Sandy who lives in Bikiniburg. Aren't you afraid? 】

[No, this style of painting, why is the style of painting so weird and strange]

At this time, Dr. Wo Burju had already passed the security guard's inquiry and came to the psychiatric ward.

After dawdling for a long time, Wang Xiaoai obediently took the medicine obediently.

After all, it took a lot of effort for Wobuju to get the other party to take medicine without making him angry.

After some guidance and communication from Wobuju, Wang Xiaoai said with some uncertainty that she seemed to be sick.

But what he couldn't understand was that Wang Xiaoai had forgotten what his illness was.

He just repeatedly said that he missed the other two patients very much and wanted to see them.

No matter how Wobuju asked, the woman seemed unable to tell any useful information.

No, this Wang Xiaoai doesn't seem to have anything of value on her body, so I have to make another breakthrough.

Webb exited the first room in time to return to the hallway.

Time is life, and he cannot hang himself on a tree. At the same time, he is also sorting out the little information he has obtained.

"She said she 'seems' to be sick? Isn't she even sure whether she is sick or not?"

"Also said that she missed the other two patients very much and wanted to meet them."

"But Rule [-] clearly prohibits two crazy women from meeting each other. According to the rules, it seems that the two women have a grudge."

"But at the moment, Patient No. [-] Wang Xiaoai's mood is very stable. Although she is a little silly, she doesn't seem to be going weird."

"Is it possible that she deliberately said that in order to trick me into bringing her to another woman who is mentally ill?"

"Perhaps, let her meet the mentally ill man first?"

"Rule [-] says that the male psychopath loves the other two female psychopaths, so it should be okay for them to meet."

"Well, let's go see the other two patients before making any plans!"

The live broadcast room of Beacon Country was full of praise.

[My old buddy!Come over and have a look, Dr. Warburg's reasoning is really excellent]

[For God's sake, his reasoning is just as good, as good as the apple pie that Aunt Susan next door makes]

【This is simply great!I think we can celebrate our PhD trifecta early! 】

[Hahaha, luckily I made it to the lighthouse, what the Chosen One of the Dragon Kingdom did was like a stupid groundhog behavior~]

Many people from the Dragon Kingdom who were in the live broadcast room of the Lighthouse Kingdom wanted to refute, but they were powerless.

One thing to say, Dr. Wobbju is really amazing.
Forget it, let's go see if that lunatic Jiang Xiao has been eliminated.

They returned to Longguo's live broadcast room.

At this time, Jiang Xiao has returned to the room at the beginning.

"Sandy said she listened to the doctor, so I'll just put on this white coat."

Jiang Xiao put on a white coat, thought for a while, and opened the cabinet again.

"I have to bring some presents for my good friend Sandy, she'll love these jelly beans."

【There seems to be nothing wrong with this idea.】

[The operation of this product happens to correspond to the rules? 】

[Hey, don’t have any hope for a mentally ill person. He can live a little longer. 】

Seeing Jiang Xiao coming out in a white coat, the security guard immediately had a warm smile on his face, which is why he agreed with the game script!
"Hello, you are the new Dr. Jiang Xiao, right? We have three patients here, they..."

"Please, this gentleman who looks like a shrimp, please shut up. You don't need to point out what to do with Dr. Daxing. I swear I can do everything."

The smile on the security guard's face froze, and he almost gritted his teeth.

"Okay, okay, Doctor Pai Daxing, please go ahead."

Looking at Jiang Xiao's back, the security guard's alveoli were about to explode.

What the hell, if it weren't for the rules that don't allow me to do it myself, I wish I could tear this idiot to pieces right now!

'DuangDuangDuang! '

After knocking three times, Jiang Xiao went straight into the ward.

Seeing Jiang Xiao in a white coat, Wang Xiaoai's eyes lit up.

"Dr. Jiang Xiao, you are here, my condition is cured!"

【Understood, these weirdness seems to only recognize clothes but not people.】

[No wonder the first rule requires players to wear white coats, otherwise the security guards will kill them directly when they enter the corridor. 】

[If you don’t understand, ask, why is Jiang Xiao okay without wearing a white coat just now? 】

The barrage was silent for a while
Then a buddy said weakly.

[In the beginning, Jiang Xiao was wearing a psychiatric suit, which seemed reasonable, right?After all, this is a mental hospital]

[That's right, the security guard may have just regarded Jiang Xiao as a new psychopath. 】

[Fuck!Look!What is Jiang Xiao doing? 】

I saw Jiang Xiao stroking Wang Xiaoai's stomach, then frowning pretendingly and rubbing her chin.

"Oh, Sandy, you're in really bad shape right now."

Wang Xiaoai panicked a little after hearing the doctor's diagnosis.

"Dr. Jiang Xiao, what exactly is wrong with me? Also, my name is Wang Xiaoai, did you call me the wrong one?"

"No, no, you're Sandy, and I'm Doctor Pai Daxing. It's settled, you have to listen to the doctor."

"Ah?" Wang Xiaoai was taken aback, "My name is Sandy? And your name is Pai Daxing?"

"Man, maybe it's what you think it is."

"Dr. Patrick Star, please save me. I still have people I love deeply, and I can't forget them!"

"Okay, it's a good thing I was prepared, look! Magic Skittles! Just eat this!"

Jiang Xiao took out the jelly beans just now.

"Doctor Pai Daxing, this seems to be medicine, right?"

"Whatever you think, it doesn't matter."

[I wipe!Is it true that a blind cat met a dead mouse, and he was allowed to last until the stage of giving medicine? 】

【Brother, don't be too happy, I always feel that accidents will happen】

Sure enough, Wang Xiaoai asked a question.

"Doctor Pai Daxing, may I ask how much of this should I take?"

"Oh, this question is too profound. I don't understand what you are talking about."

Wang Xiaoai: What?This question is very esoteric? ? ?
Seeing that Wang Xiaoai didn't trust her eyes, Jiang Xiao spoke again.

"But I think... you could probably eat a bottle, because that's what I just did."

Oh, have a bottle.
etc?God, why would you eat a bottle? ! !
Wang Xiaoai's expression suddenly stiffened. Was this doctor planning to kill herself directly with medicine?

"Doctor Pai Daxing, you, did you remember wrongly?"

Jiang Xiao was very dissatisfied that he was questioned by Sandy!

"That's right! That's it, eat it, Sandy!"

"Uh, I, I only eat six, okay?"

Wang Xiaoai swallowed her saliva in fear and said weakly.

Jiang Xiao waved his hand indifferently.

"Okay, actually you can do as much or as little as you like, because it's not important at all."

【No, my stomach hurts from laughing, I almost froze when I knew I was about to eat a bottle! 】

[Wang Xiaoai: I thought you were a living Bodhisattva who came to save me, but I didn't expect you to be a living King of Hades who simply took his life! 】

[I guess Wang Xiaoai is doubting life, hahahaha.]

[After taking it, she was so frightened that she took the medicine on her own initiative. It took a long time for Wobu to talk about it before letting her take it honestly. 】

[I don't know why, why do I feel that Jiang Xiao can pass the level? 】

[Well, brother, ideals are full. According to Jiang Xiao's virtue, if there is no accident, there will be an accident. 】

(End of this chapter)