I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 34 My Wife Has Been Hardened? !
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Dad, play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with me!"

Shi Shi's face was full of excitement and anticipation. Without her mother's interference, she could finally have a good time playing.

Jiang Xiao could tell that this Shi Shi likes to play games that boys like to play the most.

What Contra, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Double Dragon are all playing thieves.

two hours later
All three little ones nestled lazily in the sofa.

The already reddening Xishan sun just shone into the living room in the evening, making the faces of the three little cute girls flush.

"What? Are you tired of playing?"

Jiang Xiao kept fiddling with the braid on Mu Xitang's back with her fingers.

The three 'e-sports girls' were completely lacking in their former vigor, and all looked exhausted.

"Stop beating, stop beating, your fingers will be blistered."

"Well, I want dad to tell me a story."

"Shi Shi wants to read the cartoons of Fat Dudoo Zaemon drawn by Dad!"

Suddenly, Jiang Xiao had a flash of inspiration!
"By the way, how about we play a cooking game?"

Cooking game?

Although tired, the three of them are still full of interest in this game.

"Is it home wine?"

"The most authentic family wine! How about we secretly go to the kitchen and cook dinner? Mom will have nothing to cook at night!"

Making it impossible for mom to cook?

What a great idea!
"Shi Shi, you go wash a cabbage, Xitang, you are responsible for washing some rice, we will have rice tonight."

"What about me? What should I do?"

Bai Yi, who was not assigned a task, was still not happy.

"Xiaoyi, why don't you just go and pick the celery?"

"I will! I will choose the dishes!"

"Oh! Shi Shi! Who told you to hold the knife! What? You still want to cut it? Don't move, let me do it! I'll do the vegetable cutting!"

"Xitang! Don't use dish soap to wash the rice! Rinse it twice, no, four times! It must be rinsed clean!"

"Bai Yi! Why did you leave the celery leaves and lose all the roots?!!"

"Dad, I want some pancakes"

"Okay, then let's order some noodles first."

At this time, Sun Wei was on the stairs listening to the ping-ping-pong-pong in the kitchen and couldn't help but frown.

These four don't look like ingredients for cooking, so they won't ruin your kitchen, right?

Then she didn't know what she thought of, and a smile appeared on the corner of Sun Wei's mouth.

"Hey, forget it, forget it, let them make a fuss, I'll go to Mama Li's house to buy some cold dishes~"

Except for the old man who can't take care of himself.

Jiang Xiao's family sat neatly at the dining table.

The corners of Sun Wei's mouth, who had always been serious, were twitching constantly.

Obviously, this is the performance of her trying to hold back her laughter.

"Mom, how's it going! You can take a day off tonight without cooking!"

The three little lolitas, including Jiang Xiao, all looked proud and began to claim credit frantically at the same time.

"Well, I know your intentions are good, but it won't be good once you set off!"

Sun Wei sighed, she had to help them take a bath later.

But she couldn't help but laugh when she saw their disgraced looks.

There were flour and water stains on his face, head and clothes.

Just let it be silly fun one by one~
And Jiang Xiao's knife skills are really not flattering.

Is this hot and sour shredded cabbage or cabbage cubes?

Sun Wei smoked the CPU and couldn't figure out how Jiang Xiao cut the cabbage like this?

Well, this is not unbearable, anyway, it can be eaten.

"what is this?"

Sun Wei pointed at a plate of vegetables with a puzzled look on her face. It looked like potatoes.

But why does it look messy?
"It's shredded potatoes, fried potato cubes, fried potato chips!"

Sun Wei suddenly realized and nodded.

"Oh, it turned out to be fried potatoes with shredded potatoes"

∑(O_O;) Nani?

"God damn potato shreds and fried potato cubes!"

Speaking of this, Jiang Xiao couldn't hide the complacency on his face any more.

"Auyou, Shi Shi wants to eat shredded potatoes, Bai Yi wants to eat potato cubes, and Mu Xitang wants to eat potato chips. How about it? One dish of mine satisfies all three of their requirements!"

"Honey, how did your clever mind come up with such a brilliant idea?"

Jiang Xiao blushed, and said with a tone of three parts shyness, three parts asking for credit, and four parts proud.

"Goose Box, actually, it's just a sudden inspiration, it's no big deal."

Sun Wei has black question marks all over her face, don't you really think I'm praising you?

In addition to these two dishes, Jiang Xiao also made fried beef with celery.

The presentation of the dish was okay.

"Mom, mom! Let's take a bite~"

"We made it with our own hands~"

"This is the only one, there is no other semicolon."

Seeing the expectant eyes of the three baby girls, Sun Wei took a deep breath, and picked up a piece of cabbage with a tentative mentality.

She is already prepared, no matter how unpalatable it is, try not to spit out the first bite.

Put the chopsticks into your mouth
Ok?
Some unexpected!
Although it is not particularly delicious, it is not unpalatable, just like home cooking.

"Then, yes, I don't see that you still have such skills?"

"That's right, don't look at who I learned from!"

"Who did you learn from?" x4.

"The mistress in the Qingshan Mental Hospital in Xuanwu District, Nanjiang City, Suzhou Province!"

Four people:? ? ? ? ?
The three little girls didn't respond, they were just curious about why Dad learned to cook in a mental hospital.

But Sun Wei understood something.

No wonder this kid is not only not afraid of us but also looks out of tune every day.

It turns out that there must be a reason for the leather trousers and cotton trousers!

It is impossible to guess what is going on in the mind of a mental patient.
Sun Wei thinks that she is at most physically sick, but Jiang Xiaochun is mentally sick!

Sighing in her heart, she didn't point out to Shi Shi that her father was mentally ill.

What the hell, what about mental illness?
Who in this world has no brain disease?
In other words, how can you be sure that you are not mentally ill?
If you think you are not sick, you can go to a mental hospital for a test and see the results~
Sun Wei thought clearly.

As long as the daughters like this daddy!
"No, I'll also buy some cold dishes in the afternoon, vegetarian and pork heads."

"year! I love my mother the most!"

Seeing so many delicious foods, Shinnosuke, who had been pretending to be dead, jumped out.

"Wow ha ha ha ha, obasan with big ass is quite good, pour me a glass of wine~"

'clang! '

Sun Wei picked up the spoon on the side and hit Jiang Xiao on the head.

"speak politely!"

"Hmm~ I don't want to eat green peppers. Can you pick out the green peppers from the potatoes?"

"No! You are a father, you can't take the lead in making bad habits of picky eaters!"

"Then after I finish eating Green Pepper, can you show me Tomosaka Rie's sexy photo album, Goose Box~"

'clang! '

After two heavy blows with the spoon, Jiang Xiao finally calmed down.

Sun Wei was a little depressed, why did she suddenly feel like raising four children?

"Sun Wei! Is Sun Wei at home! I have something to do with you!"

Hearing this voice, Sun Wei's face darkened.

The three little ones also shrank their necks together, as if they were afraid of the owner of the voice outside.

"Honey, is that Bai Su's guest outside?"

"You mean 'uninvited guest'?"

"Sun Wei!! Are you at home? If you don't come out, I will go in!"

Sun Wei got up with a cold face and planned to go out.

This meal was the happiest meal she had had in recent years, and she didn't want to be disturbed!

Neither can anyone!

"You guys go back to the house, my righteous dynamic superman and my mother go to see what's going on outside."

Under the adoring eyes of the third little loli, Jiang Xiao strode out of the living room with Sun Wei.

The person who kept yelling outside was a fat woman with many nasty sores on her face.

After seeing Sun Wei come out, the rich woman grinned and started to sneer.

"Sun Wei, should you pay back the debt you owe my family?"

"Wang Mei, I don't want to argue with you today. Please leave."

'Snapped! '

Unexpectedly, the fat aunt's speed was so fast, she directly gave Sun Wei a big mouth!
Power down!

Blood overflowed from the corner of the latter's mouth.

"Bitch! If it weren't for you, my man would have died?!"

Sun Wei's body began to tremble, but she tried her best to suppress her anger.

Can't be angry can't be angry.

In case of a fight, the sum of myself and the three children is not enough for this fat woman to abuse.

"Wang Mei, it was your man who peeked at me taking a bath and fell off the tree. Out of humanitarianism, I haven't sent things to your house these years, right?"

"Bitch, shut up! I need you to make it up to me permanently!"

'Snapped! '

Another slap hit Sun Wei on the left side of her face, but as a mother, she could only endure it now.

This fat woman's combat power is really abnormal, and she can't go head-to-head with her.

But Sun Wei didn't notice that Jiang Xiao's face turned dark
"The one with the pockmarked face is a fat old monster! Look at my dynamic light waves!!"

(End of this chapter)