I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange talk about rules

Chapter 35 Dynamic trick
What light waves?
Wang Mei took a strange look at Jiang Xiao, who looked like a dick, with a mocking expression on her face.

"Sun Wei, Sun Wei, I didn't expect that your husband this time would be a fool~"

I heard Wang Mei call Jiang Xiao a fool.

There was a rare fluctuation in Sun Wei's emotionless heart.

"Husband, go back and help Shi Shi and the others put some hot water for bathing later. I'll go back after I finish this matter."

"Yo? Did I read that correctly? You actually turned towards this stupid man?"

"He's not a fool!"

Sun Wei yelled at Wang Mei for the first time.

"That's right, I'm not a fool, you are a pockmarked old witch with seven layers of fat on her belly!"

Wang Mei's face darkened.

Even if the other party is a fool, you can't scold yourself twice in a row!
"Husband! Go back quickly!"

"No way! Shi Shi and the others are still peeking upstairs, I can't lose my stick!"

"You want to say it's embarrassing, right? Go back quickly and don't cause trouble!"

"I am a dynamic superman, I will definitely protect you!"

Wang Mei's face was covered with black lines!

"Hey hey hey! Do you two think I don't exist?!"

"Honey, don't worry about leaving this fat old woman to me to deal with! Look at my dynamic light waves!"

Jiang Xiao decisively stood in front of Sun Wei and faced Wang Mei!

Sun Wei was stunned.

This Jiang Xiao actually stood in front of him?
Doesn't he know that his wife is a weirdo?
As a human being, he wouldn't really bring himself into the role of this husband, would he?

Although Jiang Xiao’s face is now childish and his movements are extremely embarrassing
But he really looks like a little hero who protects his wife~
At this time, the barrage was also boiling.

[I wipe!As expected of Jiang God! ! 】

[Laughing sickly but not laughing at people, Jiang Shen is really a man! 】

【Dynamic light wave. He really made me cry to death. 】

[This is the first time I have seen a Chosen One stand in front of the weirdness]

[Just ask if you don’t understand, do you think Jiang Xiao is sane now? 】

[Uh, don't try to understand a psychopathic existence. 】

[You say he is normal, normal people will help Wei Wei out?You say he is abnormal, do abnormal people know how to protect their wives? 】

[Look, that fat woman is angry. 】

The fat woman didn't need a barrage reminder when she was angry.

Just ask.

Can you be happy if a fool stands in front of you and insults you continuously?

Especially this idiot is trying to use some dynamic light wave to stimulate himself to death.

"Childish! Sun Wei! Don't you want to eat this man? Why don't you give it to me!"

"Wang Mei, how dare you!"

Sun Wei pulled Jiang Xiao back and stood in front.

"Um, what! A seven-layered fat old witch actually blocked my dynamic light wave?"

"Shut up, you idiot! I don't have that many layers of fat!!"

"Are you forcing me to use some dynamic superman moves?"

"Husband! Go home!"

"Dad, come on!!"

Shi Shi from upstairs cheered him up through the window.

"Wow~hahahaha~~~~ Don't worry, Dad still has a unique trick!"

I fucked up!

Wang Mei felt a sense of chaos in the wind.

I feel like I don’t get the respect I deserve at all!

"Sun Wei! I'm really angry today! Give this damned man to me, or you'll have a hard time!"

Sun Wei, who has been oppressed by Wang Mei, is hard steel for the first time!
"Damn fat woman, want to eat him? I advise you to give up your heart!"

Just when the two were facing each other.

Jiang Xiao took the Raptors Crossing the River to pick up Thomas and circled behind Wang Mei.

"Try my trick! All see the light, all see the light~~~"

'Crack' sound~
In other words, it has to be the new assistant.

The scene at the scene fell silent for an instant.
Sun Wei coughed dryly, touched her nose and looked into the distance.

The three little loli girls upstairs stopped shouting "Come on" and directly changed the subject.

It started to discuss where Super Mario can top out the life-enhancing mushrooms.

"Wahhaha~wahahahahaha~~~"

Only Jiang Xiao, not only was not embarrassed at all, but also proudly pinched his waist and looked up to the sky and laughed endlessly.

"What about the old hag with a seven-layer fat belly, be afraid!"

"Next, I'll be performing: Dynamic Superman vs. Stinky Alien Old Witch!"

Wang Mei's body trembled violently, her face turned red from shame or anger.

Several villagers not far away have seen her ugliness!

Damn, I was attacked by this psychopath!
In the end, the shame in her heart temporarily overwhelmed her anger.

"You two, wait for me, this matter is not over yet!"

After finishing the harsh words, Wang Mei pulled up her pants angrily, and ran home with her head down.

It's not that she is cowardly.

The main reason is that there is no atmosphere to fight at all now, hey!

I've seen people take off their shirts in a fight, how can anyone take off their pants?
Also Nima took off other people's pants!
Careless, careless, did not expect the speed of that human being to be so fast?
At that time, her attention was all on Sun Wei.

As long as he pays a little attention to Jiang Xiao, he won't be taken off his pants.

A crisis was easily resolved by Jiang Xiao.

"Husband, let's go back and continue eating."

Sun Wei wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, but also worried.

If there was a real fight, my family of five would not be enough for this fat woman to fight.

Looking at the blood drawn by Wang Mei from the corner of Sun Wei's mouth, Jiang Xiao wondered what was going on in his mind.

He wouldn't mind getting rid of that fat woman if he could.

Jiang Xiao followed Sun Wei back to eat again.

But the other Chosen Ones were not so lucky.

【Rule [-]: Your neighbor is not very friendly, please protect your family】

Now all the "neighbors" are asking for trouble because they are stuck for food.

Unlike Sun Wei who took the initiative to welcome Wang Mei, most of the Chosen Ones and their wives have 0 favorability points.

Just like the current Umekawa Neku.

He is feeding leek and egg dumplings to the old woman.

This old immortal actually let Umekawa Neku chew it up and feed it to him, which really disgusted him.

But after the torture of feeding medicine and lunch.

Meichuan Neiku's resistance to the old woman has also increased, and Kuku just said hello.

at this time.

A big man with hairy chest who looked like Black Whirlwind Li Kui blocked the door of Meichuan Neiku's house viciously.

"Hey! Zhou Qin! How do you calculate the foundation of your house? The labor and management tell you that you have to pay for it! Or I will dig up your house!"

"Where are people? Don't pretend to be dead. If you don't come out, I will break in! Don't blame me for getting mad!"

"Zhou Qin! Get out of here!"

Zhou Qin?

Although Umekawa Neku knew that the strong man was scolding his wife, he chose to remain indifferent.

"Hey, husband, if someone scolds me, why don't you just pretend you didn't hear it?"

Ah this
Umekawa Neku looked at the tendons all over the opponent's body and shivered suddenly.

This guy.

It is estimated that one punch can knock yourself out of endocrine disorder!

"Wife, what's inside, put aside the facts, he won't scold you for no reason, right? Think about it carefully, are you really not at all wrong?"

Crowd: ? ? ?
"What can I do wrong? Niu Jishi voluntarily sold this land to our family. Now that he wants to get it back, isn't he taking our family for a fool?"

Even the old lady advised Umekawa Neku that as the head of the family, he should really stand up and argue with Niu Jie.

"The other party will indeed try to fight, but I don't think he intends to argue."

Umegawa Neko made up his mind to be a coward.

love whoever!
He wished that the old lady Zhou Qin and the fat man in front of him would die at the hands of this hairy-chested man!
'Boom! '

The unlocked wooden door was kicked open by the hairy-chested man.

"Zhou Qin! Are you really at home? Playing dead! Is it useful to play dead?!"

Zhou Qin was out of breath and shook Meichuan Neiku's arm.

"Husband! You don't care, people have bullied us and come to our house!"

Umekawa Naiko secretly glanced at the strong man from close range, and immediately trembled!
The forearms of this family must have their own thick thighs!

"What are you looking at? Are you the new husband Zhou Qin just found? What, I think you have something to say?!"

"Hehe, brother, I really have something to say."

Ok?
What's going on, Mr. Neiku is planning to stand up?
(End of this chapter)