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Chapter 69 I am a student... (3k)

Supermarket, high-end aquatic products area.

What makes the Boston lobsters here have one shrimp and one room, and also enjoy the wide layout of an oxygen supply pipeline.

Zhang Bangyu felt that it should be the price in grams on the label below.

After lunch, there will be no classes from this afternoon to evening. A few buddies in the dormitory plan to start a small stove.

Every college dormitory has some forbidden items hidden in it, such as pots and oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar. Occasionally, on a hungry night, you can avoid eating instant noodles.

But Yan Zhuang and his dormitory are different. They still hide the rice cooker and rice, and grow a few shallots on the balcony.

Even if college students have living expenses and are generally not short of money, as a farming gene in the bones of Chinese people, they are also keen to cook a meal by themselves occasionally.

Zhang Bangyu has been standing here for almost 10 minutes. If Tian Siwan hadn't said he wanted to eat lobster, he would never have stepped into this place he had never been before.

Just as the boss standing next to him thought, Zhang Bangyu is not a consumer group of Boston lobster.

But the visitor is a visitor, even if he just came to see, the boss can't drive him out.

Otherwise, in today’s Internet environment, someone would post a TikTok tonight.By tomorrow, everyone in Seoul will know that the owner of this aquatic product store is looking down on others.

Then he can close the door.

"died."

Zhang Bangyu said suddenly.

"What's dead?"

The boss was stunned for a moment. After standing here for so long, was this the first thing he said?
Zhang Bangyu pointed to a grid in the corner and said, "Boss, a lobster is dead."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My lobsters are all fresh, and they come in every morning."

The boss waved his hand. Although he didn't want to believe it, he still walked over doubtfully.

Then, he saw a lobster lying motionless where Zhang Bangyu was pointing.The boss touched it with the net and found that there was no reaction, so he quickly picked it up.

"Fuck! It's really dead! How did you die?"

The boss skillfully reached out to the pipe of the oxygen supply machine:

"Clogged pipe? Fucking birth! Birth! Hey."

The aquatic products section of the large supermarket where he is located has regulations. Dead river shrimps and the like can be sold as refrigerated products, but high-end aquatic products such as Boston lobsters and king crabs can only be sold fresh.

After all, the consumer group anchored by their store is a group with such requirements, so for the boss, if an expensive Boston lobster dies, it is worthless in his hands.

"Boss, I'm a student..."

Zhang Bangyu took out a fifty-dollar bill.

He doesn't understand lobster, but he understands what dead seafood is, and he understands how picky rich people like Tian Siwan are.

Zhang Bangyu waited here for about ten minutes, in fact, he was debating whether to buy it or not. After all, a Boston lobster was not something he could just bite his teeth and buy.

Tian Siwan just said that he wanted to eat lobster, but in the past month, Zhang Bangyu ate three meals with his brothers and went to Footwashing City four times...

Maybe the brothers don't care, but Zhang Bangyu is not such a person.He couldn't continue to prostitute for nothing with peace of mind based on the feelings of his brothers.

I just didn’t expect that after struggling for so long, God couldn’t stand it any longer.

The boss looked at the shrimps in the net and then at Zhang Bangyu. He sighed and turned around to get the foam box and ice pack.

Forget it, this kid has been standing here for more than ten minutes, so I can sell it to him cheaply.

Zhang Bangyu held the foam box and weighed it.

This lobster weighs about two kilograms, and it would cost about six to seven hundred to sell it normally. This can be regarded as saving a lot of money in disguise.

Then...reward yourself with a bottle of four yuan iced tea!
As the saying goes, three yuan is face, four yuan is life.

"Boss, you are a good person, thank you. If your son has not yet entered college and needs a tutor, you can consider me. I am a sophomore at Seoul University, majoring in science and engineering."

"It's not enough to earn me a lobster, you also want to earn my money, right?"

The boss said with a smile, but he had already taken out his mobile phone to write down Zhang Bangyu's phone number.

After all, Seoul University is a serious 985 university. It is of course good to invite a student from Seoul University to be a tutor.

He doesn't have a son, but he has a daughter. This year happens to be a sophomore in high school, and next year will be a crucial year.It just so happens that this child is a student of science and engineering, and if he can go to Seoul University, he must not be bad at mathematics.

The boss didn't go to high school, but he also knew that if his daughter continued to be biased, she would definitely suffer a lot in the college entrance examination.

Carrying the refrigerated foam box, Zhang Bangyu walked out of the high-end aquatic product area and got on the subway.

After eight stops, I got off the bus, went back to school and went to the campus supermarket first, and rewarded myself with a bottle of [-] yuan iced tea Pro Max.

While queuing up to check out, Zhang Bangyu suddenly heard a whispering voice coming from behind him, as if talking about him.

"Buying iced tea with a Boston lobster? What a weirdo."

"That's right, I thought it was some kind of rich little brother, and I wanted to go up and ask for a V letter."

Hearing the key words "Boston lobster", he subconsciously raised the foam box in his hand and took a look.

The contact information of the aquatic product store and the product name of Boston lobster were printed on both sides of the foam box. He looked at the ice tea in his other hand.

Now he was convinced that it was him.

So Zhang Bangyu glanced back subconsciously.

Two girls about 1.6 meters tall were holding a bucket of milk tea that was about the size of the iced black tea in his hand.Seeing him turn around, the two glared at him fiercely, with disgust on their faces.

good good.

1000ml of iced black tea is a diaosi drink.

1000ml of milk tea is a must-have bucket for fairies, right?

Zhang Bangyu had no intention of talking to the idiot. After paying the bill, he took the ice tea and lobster and left. Unexpectedly, the two girls behind him saw his "cowarded" look, and their voices became louder.

"Hey, did he steal the Boston lobster in his hand?"

"That's right~ Look at the size of the box, it's at least a catty, is it something you can afford?"

Seeing more and more people watching around, the two little fairies seemed to be supported by someone, and the more they talked, the more energetic they were.

Many people have already started to take out their mobile phones to record videos, just in response to that sentence, Douyin, to record a beautiful life.

Zhang Bangyu often saw these jokes on Douyin, but he didn't expect that he would actually meet the little fairy one day.

He knew in his heart that if he didn't respond, tomorrow's Douyin headline would be "Family, who knows, I met a man who stole Bolong today".

There will be a lot of cerebral palsy comments below, and there will be many personal attacks in the private messages.The most important thing is that those keyboard warriors on the Internet may give out his parents’ contact numbers.

Scolding them angrily, how could they educate such a scumbag like themselves?

Zhang Bangyu knew too well what monsters and ghosts were on Douyin, so he looked around and found a buddy who was also holding 2L iced black tea. .

He walked over, took out his phone and handed it to him and said:
"Brother, please help me make a video to capture everything that happened here, I'm afraid someone will take it out of context."

"Oh, good." The brother took the phone, gave Zhang Bangyu a thumbs up, and said, "Come on, buddy, for our iced tea!"

At the same time, the little fairy was still chattering and saying: "Oh, I'm still using a Redmi phone, drinking an [-] yuan diaosi drink, but carrying a box of Boston lobster in my hand. You said you didn't steal it, who the hell? Believe me."

Zhang Bangyu took a deep breath, opened his mouth, and said loudly with clear words: "First of all, I did buy this Boston lobster, and I have the invoice and the contact information of the boss. If you are still obsessed with saying that I stole it , then I will call the police and sue you for spreading rumors and slander.”

"If you don't want to be invited to the yamen for tea, and if you don't want your life history to be such a significant addition, stop your rumors and slanders immediately!"

As soon as the words fell, the faces of the two little fairies changed drastically, and one of them was already hesitating and speechless.

The other blushed, pointed at Zhang Bangyu's nose and scolded: "What nonsense are you talking about! You have no sense of gentlemanly demeanor! Even if the girl guessed wrong, please tell us, and we apologize. It's not impossible."

"Haha, I don't think you will apologize."

Zhang Bangyu laughed angrily.

"Why are you laughing!" the little fairy shouted sternly, "You humble man..."

Zhang Bangyu raised his hands and said, "Okay, okay, I admit it, I'm a dick, I'm a scumbag."

Obviously, he only needs to carry this lobster and 2L of iced black tea back to the dormitory to ascend the throne of the adoptive father.Why are you arguing here with two idiots who feel good about themselves? If your good mood for the day is gone, if things get serious, the blame in the dormitory may not be hidden.

"But I have to make one thing clear. Diaosi has nothing to do with Boston lobster, nor does it have any connection with iced black tea, nor does it have anything to do with Redmi phones. If there is no law, Diaosi can't buy Boston lobster. Rich people can't buy Boston lobster. Can't drink iced tea, use Redmi phone."

"It's me, not my drink! It's not my phone either!"

"In addition, certified by the Guinness Book of World Records, Master Kong once won the 'world record for ready-to-drink tea retail volume' with a retail volume of 35.3 billion liters. According to your thinking, drinking iced black tea is a dick, and using a red rice phone is a dick... ..."

Zhang Bangyu sneered and continued: "Then think about it for yourselves. How many losers in China will you face next? Don't be depressed."

Afterwards, he took back his mobile phone from that buddy's admiring gaze, walked into the campus supermarket, and said to the boss who was watching a show:

"Boss, if this matter continues today and affects my life, I may call the police, so please save today's surveillance video. Thank you."

(End of this chapter)