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Chapter 70 Follow the network cable and give you a big fight (

In a space of more than 20 square meters, four big men invited out the steamed Boston lobster with the look of worshiping gods.

The lobster on the plate was steamed red. Due to space constraints, Zhang Bangyu processed the lobster meat, wrapped it in the lobster shell and steamed it in the pot.

Remove the top shell, revealing a few pieces of plump and delicate white shrimp meat, with a strong fragrance, rushing towards the face.

Four pairs of chopsticks picked up a piece of lobster meat, mixed it into the prepared dipping sauce, and then drank a mouthful of refreshing iced black tea.

"Cool!" X4.

However, when the four of them had a delicious meal at 626, there was a post on Douyin titled "I'm the dick, not my drink!" "The video gradually climbed to the top of the hot list.

"Iced Tea: Know Your Defenders!"

After a burst of passionate music sounded, Zhang Bangyu, who held Bolong in one hand and iced tea in the other, suddenly appeared in the center of the screen.Coupled with the hunting, double hammer, and sea of ​​skulls marked next to it, the comedy effect is simply full.

The video broadcast in detail everything that happened at the entrance of the campus supermarket today, from the little fairy's eccentric provocation to Zhang Bangyu's unbearable and righteous counterattack, ending with the final self-deprecation of being a loser.

The comment area is also very exciting, such as:
"3 yuan is for face, and 4 yuan is for life. It's not that the small bottle hardcover is unaffordable, but that the large bottle is more cost-effective."

"General Mike Arthur, a five-star general who is far overseas, once publicly stated: 'I drank the hardcover version of 3 yuan for three years, and the military expenditure made me drink it up, and I sold my weapons for water, and the army also let me drink Broken. Now that there are large and super large bottles, you insist that it is a dick drink, am I not clear?'”

But Douyin is a demon mirror, and there is never a shortage of dirty things.

"Aside from the facts, that girl also said that out of kindness, because she was worried that someone would lose Bolong."

"I support this sister. Anyone who sees a dick who drinks iced black tea and uses red rice but carries a box of Bolong will feel unreasonable."

"That's right, there are a lot of iced tea and red rice phones, which only shows that Chinese men are dicks, and foreign boys use Apples."

The video is still fermenting, but several people in 626 are busy eating lobster dinner.

The dormitory conditions were limited and there was only a low-power pot, so it was already after eight o'clock in the evening when the food was ready.

After eating the lobster feast, a few people turned over and went to bed after playing a few games.

The next day, Zhang Bangyu was woken up by the continuous vibrating sound of his mobile phone. He rubbed his eyes and turned on the phone. It was a call from a high school classmate.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"Old Zhang, you are on fire!"

"Huh? What do you mean."

Hearing this, Zhang Bangyu's head, which was still somewhat confused, became sober in an instant, and Zhang Bangyu instantly remembered everything that happened yesterday.

I had so much fun with my brothers last night, I didn't care about things on the Internet at all, so those two little fairies couldn't really write a small composition.

"Look at the No. [-] video on Douyin's hot list."

"No way……"

Zhang Bangyu murmured, quickly hung up the phone and turned on Douyin.

Fortunately, the video itself is speaking for him, and there are many sensible people in the comments.

Judging from the angle in the video, it seems that it was shot from the back left of him, and only his profile was captured.

But even though the video is from Zhang Bangyu’s perspective, and even though there are many buddies in the comment area who drink 4-piece iced tea like him, his private message was still blasted by a lot of little fairies.

Seeing these remarks about cerebral palsy, Zhang Bangyu's blood pressure suddenly rose, and he felt a surge of anger rushing straight to the sky.

At this moment, the phone vibrated, and he received another classic private message on Douyin that started with "Leave the facts aside".

Zhang Bangyu subconsciously complained: "It would be great if I could go along the network cable and give her a big fight."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "bang!" in his ears, as if the whole world exploded, and his consciousness seemed to be blown to pieces.

Zhang Bangyu felt that he suddenly entered a pure white world. The dazzling light made him close his eyes. After the light weakened, he tentatively opened his eyes.

"Damn it! Monster!"

Zhang Bangyu was terrified, and a white light flashed in front of his eyes again, and he had already returned to the bed.

When he opened his eyes again, he found that he was lying on the bed, and the phone was still in his hand.

What happened just now!

Zhang Bangyu held his beating heart and forced himself to calm down.

In fact, thinking about it carefully, what he saw just now was not a monster, but an upward angle of a big square face, and that person seemed to be holding him in his hand.

People usually hold something in their hands, and their fingers keep clicking.

Zhang Bangyu quickly thought of the answer: mobile phone!

So... I just entered into someone else's phone?

Zhang Bangyu looked at his mobile phone. At this moment, he received another private message scolding him on Douyin.

He swallowed, and tentatively said the same words as before: "If only I could go along the network cable and give her a big fight."

This time, Zhang Bangyu felt it more deeply, his consciousness seemed to get into his mobile phone, and then shuttled through a whole pure white world, and came to the opposite mobile phone.

Damn, this time the phone is facing a big man who picks his nose.

Zhang Bangyu subconsciously complained.

He couldn't help feeling sick when he thought of a big nose-picking man in his thirties calling "sisters" on the Internet.

But the disgust is disgusting, Zhang Bangyu is still thinking seriously, what he said is that he wants to go along the network cable and give the opponent a big fight.

So now that he is coming along the network cable, can you give him a big fight?
Thinking of this, he suddenly felt as if he could reach out his hand, so he instinctively slapped the nose-picking man in the face.

"Snapped!"

A crisp sound resounded in the hut of less than ten square meters.

The man was stunned by the sudden slap. He touched his face, stood up and looked around, with a deep fear in his eyes.

"Cao Nima, what the hell?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zhang Bangyu held his stomach and laughed non-stop, as if he couldn't see him at all.

Another burst of white light flashed, and Zhang Bangyu returned to the dormitory, picked up his mobile phone and began to ask the counselor how to solve the matter on Douyin.

Play for fun, play for trouble, Zhang Bangyu will not joke about his future.

However, what he didn't know was that the Internet police had already detected these two abnormal fluctuations.

Yan Wang, who was lying on the other side, opened his eyes and gave Zhang Bangyu a full-body examination using the new product [Probe Card] he had just updated in the chat group.

"Being able to hit people along the network cable, this ability is a bit of a fraud..."

If I were Lao Zhang, why would I still need to take the postgraduate entrance examination? I would directly ask the country for the preparation.

(End of this chapter)