You sell swords, I go crazy, I am a father in Shengjing

Chapter 98 Is the princess more important or the pig?

Seeing his grandfather and all the generals opening their mouths, Yuan Song looked like he was going to eat him without explaining, Yuan Song scratched his head and said:

"It's the pig transformed by the princess... Bah, the pig transformed by the princess! The little boy said that the princess has to meet her ancestors in her dream. The immortal thanked the princess for her benevolence and gave the princess a magic trick... Hey, I am more specific I can’t remember, anyway, the pig came out as soon as the princess waved her hand! Not only pigs, but also a lot of fruits and vegetables, it is said that the princess bought them in advance!”

It's okay if Yuan Song doesn't say it, but Yuan Xingzhi and others want to come up and touch his head, asking him why he is so crazy!
Different from the euphemism of Yuan Xingzhi and others, the people on Lin Guangchang's side laughed at that time.

"How many pigs? More than 100? Hahahahahaha! He actually said that the princess got more than 100 pigs? Not to mention our Hanyu Pass, even Liangzhou City today doesn't necessarily have so many pigs, right?"

"That's right, General Yuan, I'm afraid you're going crazy because you want to eat meat, and you're starting to talk nonsense!"

"Hahahahahaha, I want to see if they can eat those 100-plus pigs tonight!"

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Seeing his cronies laughing together, Lin Guangchang also put down the wine jar in his hand and said with a sneer:
"Eating meat can't stop the mouths of you bastards! What's the matter? Why don't you allow others to think about eating meat?"

Hearing this, those confidantes burst into laughter again, and while scooping meat into the bowl, they apologized to Lin Guangchang flatteringly.

Lin Guangchang waved his hands, as if he didn't care about them at all.

More than 100 pigs?

Roads are blocked due to snow, and steamed buns in the pass are still difficult to supply, so the idiot princess can get these and he will eat shit on the spot, eat a bowl, eat a pot!
Then, he heard a commotion outside the martial arts arena, there were exclamations and cheers. I don't know if it was his illusion. He actually felt that there were "hum" and "lulu" in the noisy voices, which were very similar to pigs. the sound of.

impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Lin Guangchang gritted his teeth stiffly, expressing that he must have heard wrong!

Until he saw one, two, three... Nearly a hundred white pigs rushed in from the gate of the martial arts arena, each of them was fat and strong, full of energy, and weighed three to four hundred catties by visual inspection...

Let alone him at this moment, even the cronies around him stopped grabbing chopsticks for bacon, and their eyes were as big as copper bells.

What made them collapse even more was those people who chased after those pigs and drove the big fat pigs away without complaint.

Well, aren't they the thorny people in their Tiger Roar Camp and Seven Star Camp who often don't get food and have to go out to dig tree roots and eat tree bark?
Before everyone could recover, there was another distinct sound of horse hooves outside the martial arts arena. Qi Xiao was seen holding the reins with one hand, and the girl in his arms was lazily hitting the hatchet, obviously looking like she hadn't woken up yet. .

Then, she was woken up by the cheers one after another in the martial arts arena and the deafening "Princess Chitose".

Feng Xi: "..."

It wasn't until Qi Xiao saw her face crumpled and raised her hand to suppress all the cheers in the arena for her that a certain princess smiled and said:
"Let's talk, what good is deafening me to you? Is this pig more important than me? Of course it's a pig! Everyone is standing still and not catching pigs. Are they waiting for me to catch you?"

All the soldiers of Chixiao Battalion: "?"

Although I don't know why the princess thinks that pigs are more important than her, but as soon as the princess spoke, Yuan Xingzhi and others immediately sent a hundred elite soldiers to catch the pigs, and the others were ready to kill the pigs.

They are all battle-tested veterans. The people from Chixiao Battalion are brave enough to kill the enemy, let alone kill pigs?
I saw the leading soldiers raising their knives and dropping their swords. The big fat pigs that were running rampant and groaning just now turned into dead fat pigs immediately.

Bloodletting, decapitation, chopping in half, dividing the meat, cooking...

At that speed, if Yuan Xingzhi hadn't got a bunch of fruits and vegetables here, he hurriedly sent someone to inform the generals, I'm afraid some of the dishes that are resistant to cooking would not be cooked in time!

There is also this red piece, which smells delicious but has something choking on the nose. Is it really delicious to throw it into the pot?

Forget it, the princess said it was delicious!
This is not delicious, let those boys eat it!
On one side Yuan Xingzhi was posting something dizzy, on the other side Qin Zhui scratched his head looking at the hundreds of people in front of him.

Because the people in front of him were not soldiers from the Chixiao Battalion, but soldiers from the other two battalions they met outside the pass who helped them drive away the pigs.

It's ashamed to say that they think that their princess's tricks are nothing more than changing some fruits and vegetables, utensils, and rice noodles.

Not only them, most of their masters think so too.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the princess raised her hand today, she immediately gave them a big change.

It changed to more than 100 pigs, and each of them was fat and strong and running fast, which was completely different from the big fat pigs they had seen before!
At that moment, he and his dozen or so brothers were dumbfounded.

Even if they have extraordinary skills, this person can only catch one head with one hand, and a dozen people can only catch thirty heads at most...

And what about the princess?

She didn't care about killing the princess, but they were chasing pigs there, and the princess fell asleep in the arms of their master.

Fortunately, they met these soldiers outside the pass. They were called thornheads by Qixing and Huxiao. Not to mention that they were all sallow and thin, and just the burst of running had already made several of them sweat on their foreheads and almost lost their footing. .

"Are you sure you don't want to take the food back to eat by yourself, but stay here and start a business with the people from Chixiao Camp?"

At Qin Zhui's feet, there were hundreds of bags of grain that they had just divided. There were rice and noodles, a small amount of fruits and vegetables, and a small piece of freshly cut pork.

This is a thank you gift from the princess to them. Although it is not as good as the food tonight at Chixiao Camp, it is still rich enough.

Go back and save some food, and it’s not bad to use it to open up meat from time to time.

In contrast, now that they are assigned to the firing Chixiao Battalion, with their frail bodies, it's no wonder they can overwhelm those burly men!

"Sir, if we don't take it back, we would rather compete with the brothers from Chixiao Camp to eat it!"

"Yes, we will still have our share if you take it back. No matter how ruthless the old guys from Chixiao camp are, they can't be more ruthless than Na Lin..."

The Scarlet Xiao Battalion are all veterans, so they are the oldest among the three battalions.

In comparison, these other camp thorns in front of me look much more immature.

Especially the Tiger Roaring Camp, which is full of recruits, with an average age of seventeen or eighteen.

Qin Zhui couldn't bear to see this, so he wanted to go back and ask the princess and his master for instructions.

Unexpectedly, before he had time to move, Lin Guangchang over there, surrounded by two camps of cronies, walked directly in front of him.

"Qin Zhui, right? It's a good item, so our Tiger Roaring Camp and Seven Star Camp took it."

(End of this chapter)