At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty as a god stick

() Zhang Yu ran out quickly, and when Wen Fei was confused, he saw a girl brought in by him.Wearing straight jeans, it looks like a pair of straight and slender legs, a handsome face, and a ponytail.It looks simple, but there is a kind of youthfulness that rushes to your face.

Seeing the two enter the door affectionately, Zhang Yu said triumphantly: "Xiao Yu, let me introduce you, this is my buddy. His name is Wen Fei, you can call him a Taoist priest!"

Wen Fei was still wearing a Taoist robe at this time, and he didn't change it.Seeing Zhang Yu bring such a punctual girl, I feel a little sour in my heart.Xindao is another flower, planted on this pile of cow dung.Speaking of which, Zhang Yu is a fat man, although he is not good-looking, but he is very popular with women, and he changes girlfriends every few days.And one is more beautiful than the other.No better than Wen Fei, who has always been single.

"Ah... such a big chicken. There is bird flu now, this chicken..." Xiao Yu screamed when he saw the chicken in Wen Fei's hand.

"It's okay, it's okay." Zhang Yu said with a smile: "This is an authentic native chicken bought from the mountains and raised in his own home. It's not a farm, so it may be infected with bird flu?" He said fast hand Quickly start picking up the cock.

The kitchen of Wen Fei's house is not big, and Zhang Yu and his new girlfriend squeezed in, showing off their affection, while starting to cook a loving dinner.Of course, if Wen Fei is not there!

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, Pindao is a person who seeks the Tao. How could he fall into the love of a man and a woman." Wen Fei looked at the situation sourly in his heart, and explained himself.He simply became the shopkeeper and left the kitchen to the two of them.But I couldn't help cursing secretly in my heart, what a beautiful fresh flower, it was stuck in the cow dung again!

Wen Fei went to Gu Gu in the evening, and was delayed there for a few hours, and it happened to be eleven or twelve o'clock now.As the two of them went to cook, he took out today's harvest by himself. He originally had more than two pennies, but now that he bought some things, there were only a few thousand five or six copper coins left, which was almost two pennies.

Only now did he know that things like being short and short are not unique to modern times.It was also quite common in the Northern Song Dynasty. Originally, the consistent money should be exactly one thousand Wen.But then it became [-], [-], and it is even said that in some places it became [-]... It's so stupid.

He vomited for a while, and suddenly felt dispirited.Thinking that I actually met the fourth and fifth ancestors of the Southern Sect of the Jindan Sect, it was an even greater chance than the sky, and the result?I don't know Taishan with my own eyes, and I offended both of them... Thinking of this, Wen Fei began to sigh.Even the long-awaited chicken is a bit tasteless.

For Wen Fei, a super enthusiast of Taoism, or a magic stick in other people's mouth, it is extremely attractive to be able to learn the truth.

"The food is ready, the food is ready. Taoist, I feel like I'm going to buy wine. How can I have food but no wine?" Zhang Yu yelled at you in the kitchen.

Wen Fei lazily said: "I don't want to go..." Then he jumped up: "I'm going to buy wine, hehe...Fatty, you really reminded the dreamer...hehe..." Said Dian Dian ran out.

Zhang Yu in the kitchen was puzzled: "Why is Taoist going crazy today?"

Xiao Yu said, "I think your friend is a bit weird."

Zhang Yu chuckled: "Just get used to it, just get used to it. Don't think this person is a little out of tune, but actually making friends with him is the most reassuring..."

Wen Fei ran back quickly, seeing Zhang Yu's eyes straightened: "Taoist, are you not sick? Just buy a few bottles of beer, why do you buy so much baijiu? Oh, they are all good wines, Moutai, Wuliangye, Are you crazy?"

I saw Wen Fei carrying a big bag of wine, which looked like five or six bottles, Zhang Yu's eyes were straightened.The two of them can't drink very much, if it's five or six bottles of beer, they can handle it, but if it's liquor, let alone five or six bottles, even one bottle can handle the two of them.

"It's not for you," Wen Fei said triumphantly, "I met two high-ranking people in the countryside, and these two bottles of wine were used to bribe them. I beg them to accept me as a disciple, so that I can inherit Jindan Nanzong's first place." The position of the sixth generation patriarch!"

"Isn't the Sixth Patriarch Huineng? Bodhi doesn't have a tree, and the bright mirror is not a stand...Aren't you a Taoist priest? Why do you suddenly want to become a monk?" Zhang Yu looked puzzled.

"I'll go," Wen Fei didn't bother to speak, "start, start. Hey, don't touch my wine, it's Wuliangye very expensive..."

The farm chicken is really delicious, and the three people who ate it couldn't stand up.One chicken made four or five dishes, such as chili chicken nuggets, stir-fried chicken liver, and chicken soup stewed with yam and yellow essence. They were all authentic ingredients brought back by Wenfei in the Northern Song Dynasty, but they were definitely not modern artificial ingredients. Planted comparable.

Speaking of it, firstly, the ingredients that Wenfei got were good, and secondly, the craftsmanship of Zhangyu's guy was really good, which deserves to be praised.The three of them ate up a whole five or six catties rooster.It was the one named Xiao Yu who was reserved at first, but later couldn't stand the temptation of delicious food, and after eating her belly rounded, she frowned for a while: "It's over, it's over, I'm going to gain weight again..."

That guy Zhang Yu had a big belly like a pregnant woman, lying on the sofa and moaning, with a dirty sock hanging on the back of the sofa above his head: "It tastes really good, when are you going to get another one!"

Wen Fei also said: "I'm out of money, I'm out of money. I have to go again in a few days. These bottles of wine are really fucking expensive. It cost me thousands of dollars. Fatty, help me see, How much are these copper coins worth?"

Zhang Yu took it lazily: "Damn, why are there so many copper coins in their place? Could it be that they dug out a large tomb from the Northern Song Dynasty. Hey, Dao Dou!"

As soon as he talked about the Tomb Raider, Zhang Yu's eyes began to shine.Back then, the popular tomb robbers were really popular on the Internet.There are people shouting at both ends of the day: I have a place here, maybe it's a big fight.Comrades who are going, sign up quickly.

At that time, Comrade Changyu was a crazy Inverted Fighter who had participated in three Inverted Fighting operations.As a result, I was cheated twice, and once I just dug two shovels, I was sent to the police station by the vigilant farmer uncles who heard the news!

"You're kidding me," Wen Fei said bluntly.When Zhang Yu was locked up in the police station, he didn't dare to inform his family, so he took the money to bail him out.At that time, I only saw a group of men and women, all in their teens, all well-dressed and wearing famous brands, at least several thousand dollars.locked in a detention cell.