At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty as a god stick

() If Erlang God is like you, Jiao Enjun can buy a piece of tofu and kill him head-on.Wen Fei thought to himself, you are a dead eunuch, you can't choose a name, why did you choose such a name.It's really chilling!

Wen Fei felt itchy right now, and really didn't want to argue with these people, so he smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I said something wrong. I'm going to the temple to have a look."

Strictly speaking, with the title of this gentleman, it is impossible to build a temple.This kind of title is given to living people, but not to ghosts and gods.

Before he finished speaking, Yang Jian's eyes lit up: "It should be, it should be, I will go to pay homage to Zhenjun!" I was so excited, the immortal master saw me excitedly called Erlang God, could it be that I was really a god in my previous life Reincarnation failed?No, I must ask from the mouth of the immortal master.He added [-] points of hospitality to Wen Fei.

Nima, does this dead eunuch belong to Nougat?Sticky so tight?I feel very helpless.As soon as these two people left, a large group of people followed with a whoosh.

As soon as he walked into the newly built Taoist palace, he saw a divine light shooting from the statue, covering Wen Fei's body.The next moment, Wen Fei had disappeared.Only an empty hall was left, and a group of people with big eyes and small eyes.

"How did you say it, how did you say it..." Yang Jian became anxious: "Why did the person disappear?"

Zhang Shuye smiled slightly: "Don't worry, doctor, Xian...Mr. Dangmo Fudao must have gone back."

"Go back? Where will it be?" Yang Jian still couldn't figure it out, but when he saw Zhang Shuye pointing upwards slightly, he was suddenly startled: "You mean to go back to the sky...but the officials wanted to see the real person very much, and told me to do it no matter what. I want to take the real person to Bianliang..."

Zhang Shuye stroked his chin and said, "I'm afraid Mr. is not very satisfied with this title?"

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"Hahahaha..." In a forest in the park, Wen Fei let out a burst of hysterical laughter.Judging from the luster of the jade pendant, the magic power inside should be full.Looking at the jade pendant, Wen Fei let out another burst of smug laughter...

But he saw a man and a woman startled not far away, running out in disheveled clothes.Seeing Wen Fei, he couldn't help scolding: "Everyone in broad daylight sees crazy!"

Wen Fei knew that he was wrong, and swallowed his anger, but he never thought that there are people doing things in the woods in broad daylight.Are you afraid of mosquito bites?

He turned out of the woods. The woods in the park looked the same. How big could it be?This is the place he chose to travel through last time, and naturally he will also appear in this place when he comes back.

Traveling through time and space in the Northern Song Dynasty this time, Wen Fei didn't bring too many things with him.And the most important thing is that this trip to Wenfei was considered to be going for a long time, and it is possible not to come back for a few years or even never.So Wen Fei simply crossed over to a secluded part of the park.Otherwise, at home, rent a room or something, and disappear for a long time, it is definitely not acceptable.Only such a place with a large flow of people will not attract much attention.

With his hands in his pockets, he lived in Luomajina ghost place for more than two months.Now back to modern times, I feel very comfortable.But the text message that popped up immediately could drown Wen Fei... He has a hand-cranked universal charger, which can not only charge his laptop, but also charge his mobile phone.But it relies on hand cranking to generate electricity... One can imagine how much activity it will take.Fortunately, he didn't need to crank it himself, any soldier in the barracks would be honored to help him fully charge the battery.

Once back to modern times, the mobile phone has a signal.Hundreds of text messages almost drowned Wen Fei.Most of them are reminder text messages, so-and-so calls him and so on.Even Mom and Dad call him every day!

Wen Fei didn't care about anything else, so he called home right away, and then he heard a shout: "Little brat, where did you go? Your mother and I are so worried about you!" It was his father's voice.

"Hey," Wen Fei gave a dry laugh twice, "I went abroad for a trip, and this phone can't receive calls..."

"Going abroad, what are you going abroad for?" Dad was really distracted: "Why didn't you discuss it with your family? There is such a big restaurant, and you don't discuss it with your family. Does it mean that you don't see me?" As a father? You ran away by yourself, and Changyu's child was supporting the store alone... Are you plausible?"

Wen Fei immediately grimaced, and listened to his father bombarding him on the phone for more than half an hour.Then it was my mother who continued to bomb, and Wen Fei felt that he was about to collapse.

After finally ending the exhaustion bombing, just as I put the hot phone back into my pocket, another call came in.It was actually Zhang Yu's: "Okay, boy. I went abroad to be cool..." Wen Fei knew that Zhang Yu must have been notified by his parents, so he couldn't help but lowered his voice and shouted: "Go out of the fart country, go to Gansu." While eating the corned buns for several months..."

Zhang Yu's guy was also clueless, and joked: "Gansu is in the northwest, and people eat ramen and mutton. They don't eat corn bread!" Then he became excited again: "Did you make a big fight there? "

Wen Fei was really depressed, did he look so much like a grave robber?Why does Changyu always ask himself if he has gone to fight?He said angrily: "Tomb of the Western Xia Dynasty, is this bucket big?" He thought, I sent thousands of Xixia people to the bucket!

Zhang Yu was dubious: "Is it true? The Western Xia Royal Tomb seems to have been discovered now..."

"Of course it's fake!" Wen Fei was very angry, chatted with Zhang Yu and hung up the phone.Called Huang Sheng again. Now the two are very important business partners. Once the call is over, the battery of the mobile phone will be exhausted. One can imagine how long the call took.

Wandering aimlessly in the street.After a long time, Wen Fei realized that he had attracted the attention of many people.It can be seen from the glass mirror on the street that Wen Fei was ostentatiously wearing a purple Taoist robe.This Taoist robe was made by those skilled craftsmen who were used by the emperor in the Northern Song Dynasty, and it was specially rewarded by Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty.

Wen Fei put it on on the spot, and returned to modern times, but didn't have time to change it.Regardless of the fabric or workmanship of this robe, no matter in which aspect, it is far away from the tattered Taoist robe that he bought for 150 yuan at the beginning.Wearing it on a person like Wen Fei, it also gave this guy a touch of grace and luxury, with a sense of immortality.Sure enough, people want clothes!