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Chapter 10 010 Turns True into False, Long-lost Adulthood

Chapter 10 010 Turns True into False, Long-lost Adulthood
In recent years, many ordinary people have become famous through the Internet.

From eating and broadcasting, to singing, to dancing, to show off your beauty, and to make funny jokes, every time it becomes popular, it will attract a large amount of traffic, and by the way, it will lead to a wealth creation miracle of capital entering the game.

Of course, among the group of people who became popular, there are also athletes who practice fitness and martial arts.

Big Vs in the martial arts circle, such as Teacher Jianliang, Wudang Taoist Master Chen Shuaixing, etc., have millions of fans, and any video they post can easily get tens of millions of hits on the entire Internet.

Chen Hao's newly acquired tens of thousands of fans are nothing in front of these big internet celebrities.

The reason why his video became popular is also because Station B recently launched a new themed activity of "Have a hundred million points of kung fu, learn from each other for a summer".

I happened to catch the opportunity of the event, and with the influence of the 10,000+ fans in Xiaobai's live broadcast room, it was pushed to the hot search.

As for the kung fu of Anjin's palm prints, in the eyes of those Internet celebrities in the martial arts circle, it is very sparse and ordinary.

The videos that others now post are shot with a professional team, and special effects are added before being posted online.

Flying to the sky and escaping from the earth, swords cutting through mountains and seas, wind, fire, thunder and lightning, coupled with passionate BGM, are definitely not comparable to Chen Hao's crude short video.

Chen Hao's video became popular all of a sudden, all because of the reality and coincidence of the scene.

When I clicked into the comment area, I saw that there were indeed many knowledgeable friends commenting eloquently:

[Iron Palm leaves a seal?That's it? 】

[I followed the title, and I knew it was the skill of An Jin’s spray needle before I even read it]

[Martial artists with sixth-dan Golden Tiger certification can easily do it, it’s not difficult at all]

[The keyboard warrior upstairs, are you afraid you are not a ninth-level golden dragon? 】

[There are very few people in China who can reach the sixth level before the age of 30! 】

[This little brother is only in his early 20s at first glance, he is definitely a martial arts genius]

[This is the owner of the Eight Immortals Martial Arts Hall in Heyang City, ID sent @醉拳小陈]

Chen Hao stared at the rising fan data in the background of station B, and then clicked on the @ message and comment area to take a look.

Spraying him, praising him, blowing rainbow farts on him, and criticizing him without thinking, in short, there are all kinds of comments.

Fortunately, Chen Hao has a good mentality, and he has been playing Bilibili for some years, so he knows the pissing nature of these B friends.

Coupled with the breakthrough of dark energy, the whole person became very calm. After glancing at these irrelevant comments, Chen Hao started to reply to the news on WeChat after closing station B.

Most of the people who sent messages on WeChat were former students of the Eight Immortals Martial Arts School, as well as some classmates and friends who knew Chen Hao.

The video of the performance by the river in the morning has now spread virally across the circle of friends of the people in Heyang City, and it is normal for people they know to see it.

After replying to a circle of people he knew, and recruiting a few veteran students who could come over to help with the platform, Chen Hao felt that this lunch was much more delicious than usual.

……

After lunch, Chen Hao concealed the door of the martial arts hall.

He was planning to take a nap, but when he saw that the entrance of the martial arts gym was a bit messy, and the neatly arranged leaflets were scattered on the floor, Chen Hao threw away the lunch box after finishing his meal and began to bend down to put it away.

"It must have been some naughty kid led by those old men and women who messed with me!"

"Bear boy, it's scary!" Chen Hao complained a few words.

It took a few minutes to put all the stacks of leaflets in order, and then took a broom to clean up the small garbage at the entrance.

Seeing a red package in the corner, which looked like an egg-shaped object for a children's toy, Chen Hao curiously reached out and took it into his hand.

I lowered my head and looked carefully, and found that this thing was wrapped in an extremely low-quality plastic wrapping paper. On the paper, there were extremely conspicuous five characters "Bacchanalia" printed on it, as well as an unknown cartoon character.

On the left and right sides are written the shocking slogans "You will never get drunk even if you drink a thousand cups, and you will not be indifferent to feelings, but only talk about society."

Turning around and looking at the back, there is a row of small food recipes, and extremely vague information about the manufacturer and production address.

There is also a very small reminder "please take it with parents" engraved around the edge of the lid.

The workmanship of this thing is so rough that just by looking at its appearance, you can tell that the retail price is definitely no more than 2 yuan.

"It turns out to be a children's snack! No wonder it looks like a toy.

"But it looks like this thing, why does it look like a Sanwu product?"

"It must have been bought secretly by a naughty kid again behind the back of his grandparents!" Chen Hao looked at the red egg in his hand and remembered the various three-no childhood snacks he often saw in the school canteen when he was a child.

Acacia beans, popping candies, football chocolates, Tang Monk Meat, and Monkey King Pills all have weird names, and the packaging boxes are also all kinds of fancy.

It is filled with either candies or soy products such as spicy strips, with a bunch of colorings and sweeteners added to make it very flavorful and guaranteed to not kill anyone.

Moreover, the production cost of this kind of childhood snacks is quite low, but the profits are very explosive. They are specially used to harvest children's wallets. Just change the outer packaging to ensure that one cut will be accurate, which is even more powerful than the current krypton gold mobile game.

Chen Hao remembers that he often bought this kind of junk food when he was a child. He got angry after eating rotten teeth and was beaten by his grandfather.

"I really miss the past!"

Chen Hao played with the egg-shaped shell in his hand and subconsciously opened the lid, probably inspired by it.

As expected, the inferior egg-shaped packaging contained a dark, round candy.

When I went in and smelled it, a familiar smell hit my nose.

"Excuse me! Isn't this just a Malissan?"

"What the hell is the wine god not pouring pills!"

"This group of unscrupulous businessmen really know how to play tricks."

"It used to cost 5 cents for a small bag, and you could eat a dozen of them. Now you just put a plastic case in it, put one in it and start selling it for money? What a fool!" Chen Hao complained angrily.

Just as he was about to throw these Sanwu products into the trash can, Chen Hao's raised hand froze in place.

Because at this moment, that damn data panel jumped out again without warning!

【Name: Chen Hao】

[Realm: Middle Dark Strength]

[Skill: Drunken Fist Lv1 (102/200)]

【Source: 0.03】

[Prompt: An item that meets the conditions is detected, do you want to operate it? 】

[Transformation object: Sanwu Snacks-Chocolate Flavored Candy]

[Conversion consumption: 0.02]

【Transformation result: Dionysus Budao Pill】

[Do you want to change from true to false? 】

【YES】or【NO】

"Ok?"

"Turn true into false?"

"What do you mean?"

"This data panel can not only turn fake boxing techniques into real martial arts, but also turn real snacks into fake ones?" Chen Hao was a little confused.

However, the opportunity to choose between the two was in front of him, so Chen Hao didn't think too much, and directly pressed the [YES] option.

With a ding sound, the entire panel erupted with a golden flash.

Soon a golden square similar to a game prompt popped up:

[The item was converted successfully, and the props obtained: Dionysian Pill x1]

"Props?"

"How about playing games with this?"

Chen Hao's eyes widened, and after the source point on the panel was automatically deducted by 0.02, the candy in his hand, which resembled Mai Lisu, began to appear a few strange shadows under the light at the entrance of the martial arts hall. pattern.

[Props: Dionysus Budao Wan]

[Description: Don't pour a thousand cups without pouring a thousand cups and don't get drunk, don't talk about feelings and only talk about society. 】

[Efficacy: After taking it, it will permanently increase the content of acetaldehyde converting enzyme and enhance the body's resistance to alcohol. 】

Looking at the straightforward description on the panel, Chen Hao's expression began to become very exciting.

Because he didn't expect that a children's snack made by the proletarian family he picked up would actually turn into something similar to a hangover pill under the transformation of the data panel.

"Are you sure you can eat this stuff?"

Chen Hao stared at the pill in a daze for a long time, and when he sniffed it closer, a strong medicinal fragrance came to his nostrils.

"Gollum!"

Confirming that it smells good, Chen Hao couldn't help swallowing.

For a person who is born with an alcohol allergy, just seeing the description of the efficacy of [Dionysus Buduan Pill] will tell you how unreliable this thing is!
You must know that alcohol allergy patients like Chen Hao lack a special metabolite called [Acetaldehyde Converting Enzyme] in their bodies.

Acetaldehyde conversion enzyme, also known as acetaldehyde dehydrogenase, mainly exists in the liver tissue of the human body.

Once it comes into contact with ethanol in wine, acetaldehyde dehydrogenase will oxidize ethanol into acetaldehyde, then metabolize it into acetic acid, and finally generate carbon dioxide and water for elimination from the body.

According to current medical methods, apart from replacing the body with a matching liver, there is almost no way to supplement acetaldehyde converting enzyme.

How much of this thing depends on heredity, and cannot be changed by drugs or diet.

In patients with alcohol allergies, due to the lack of this enzyme, symptoms such as skin itching, erythema, and dyspnea will appear once drinking alcohol.

Because of the Drunken Eight Immortals Fist passed down in his family, Chen Hao was forced by his grandfather to take a sip of medicinal wine that had been soaked for more than ten years on the day he became an adult at the age of 18.

As a result, as soon as the alcohol came up, he was sent to the hospital by the 120 ambulance within half an hour.

Because of this, Chen Hao has never been able to experience the taste of drinking and drunkenness, so he has been unable to comprehend the true meaning of drunken fist, stuck in the perfection of Ming Jin for several years.

Fortunately, now, a random children's snack can be transformed into a life-saving medicine for patients with alcohol allergy.

Even if you think about it with your butt, you will feel that something is wrong!

Combined with the situation of the couple in the teahouse he met during the day, Chen Hao always felt that there was something wrong with the data panel that appeared along with the Ouroboros brand.

"Is it too much of a coincidence?"

"Or am I being suspicious?"

"Switching back and forth between true and false, maybe this is the real function of the data panel?" Chen Hao stared at the wrong pill in his hand and pondered for a long time.

Hesitating is not Chen Hao's personality, so he simply acts impulsively and impulsively!
Anyway, since the appearance of this panel, it has not caused any adverse effects on him.

The successful conversion for the first time not only allowed Chen Hao to break through the dark energy, but also allowed him to gain the boxing will and fighting experience of the arcade game character Chenghu.

No matter what you think, you should trust this panel again!
……

After making up his mind, Chen Hao locked the door of the martial arts hall, and hung a lunch break sign outside the door.

Then, from the sealed cellar, a bottle of medicinal wine treasured by grandpa was found.

The bottle is engraved with bamboo patterns. It is the adult wine specially prepared by grandpa for Chen Hao.

It was just that an accident happened at that time. The bottle of adult wine specially prepared for him was only poured out of a small glass and then buried back in the cellar.

Now that he was taking it out again, Chen Hao felt like he was back to the night when he became an adult at the age of 18!
"Grandpa, I hope you will always be alive, and bless your grandson this time!"

"Whether our Drunken Eight Immortals Boxing can be carried forward and become famous all over the world depends on whether this pill works!" Chen Hao muttered a few words in his mouth.

Opening the bottle, a strong aroma of wine mixed with medicinal aroma suddenly hit your nostrils.

I found a small wine cup left by my grandfather in the martial arts gym, and poured a little bit, about 10ml, into it.

Raising his head and swallowing the [Dionysian Pill] in one gulp, Chen Hao first observed the changes in his body.

"what?"

"So comfortable!"

"This panel is really not deceitful!"

After less than 5 minutes, Chen Hao obviously felt a warmth in his body that was not there in the past.

When he felt that the time was almost up, he picked up the small wine cup in front of him and drank it all in one final gulp.

A spicy burning sensation traveled down the throat and straight to the stomach, followed by a sweet, refreshing, and mellow aftertaste that filled the lips and teeth.

“It’s very spicy when you first drink it, and then it becomes dense and long.”

"After drinking it, my whole body feels warm, my qi and blood are relaxed, my menstrual flow is activated, my brain's thinking seems to have become slower, and my concentration has become more concentrated."

"No wonder grandpa would drink a cup every day."

"Wine is really a good match for Drunken Fist!"

Chen Hao savored the taste of the home-brewed medicinal wine, and then went to the bathroom mirror to take a look.

He found that the symptoms of redness, swelling and difficulty breathing that he had when he was allergic before were nowhere to be found now!
"Bacchanalia pills are working?"

"Is it true that you can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk?" Chen Hao's eyes widened, and he became a little excited.

As the saying goes, wine is strong and cowardly!
After tasting the taste of drinking, Chen Hao seemed to be turned on some kind of switch!
Howled twice in the martial arts hall, and then poured the remaining adult wine into his mouth one cup after another.

After drinking it, I still felt that it was not enough, so I just picked up the bottle and blew it straight away!

After drinking the adult wine that had been dragged on for 5 years, Chen Hao was like an alcoholic in Double Dragon fighting who became possessed by a tiger. He was so drunk that he staggered and fell on the folding bed in the office. , fell asleep.

The sound of snoring began to echo in the Eight Immortals Martial Arts Hall. In his drunken dream, Chen Hao felt as if he had transformed into a little snake soaking in a wine vat, making strange drunken swirls around the edge of the wine vat.

And the Ouroboros brand on the back of his right hand slowly synchronized with his strange dream at this time, and rotated a little bit forward again.

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