practice falsehood
Chapter 9 009 The smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys
Chapter 9 009 The smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys
Chen Hao felt that his brain was a bit out of use!
Especially after seeing Aunt Lin Hong, who was getting fat in front of him, also became the new transformation target of this data panel, he felt that he was either suffering from schizophrenia or had some kind of hallucination.
Everything is caused by this damn data panel!
"What's the situation with this panel?"
"Can't tell the difference between real people and fake people?"
"Started convulsions?" Chen Hao kept muttering in his heart.
However, after carefully considering what he saw and heard at Hongping Tea House just now, Chen Hao felt that he had not made a mistake.
Because he found two things that were not quite right!
First, it was the scene where Lin Hong flicked the melon seeds onto Qin Ping's bald head from a distance of several meters.
You must know that melon seed peels only weigh a few grams when placed on an electronic scale. Even if they are stained with saliva, they are ridiculously light. It is difficult to fly them such a long distance.
Not to mention bouncing it accurately onto a person's head. When the two situations are combined, the difficulty of achieving this can almost be said to increase exponentially!
Secondly, there was the scene where Lin Hong tossed a handful of melon seed peels seemingly carelessly.
At that time, Lin Hong was more than 1 meter away from the trash can, and her eyes were fixed on the camera lens of the phone that Chen Hao was holding.
Without aiming like this, a bunch of melon seed peels can be prevented from scattering in the air, and they can all be thrown into the trash can accurately.
Such a terrifying power control technique, just thinking about it is enough to make people think carefully and terrify!
"This is definitely some kind of very clever hidden weapon technique."
"The prompt on the panel is called Falling Leaf Flower Dart?"
"In the Huaguo martial arts circle, it seems that I have never heard of this kind of hidden weapon technique of darts!"
Chen Hao felt that he had never noticed any major problems between the two of them in the past. The reason why he suddenly noticed something was wrong now was probably because he broke through An Jin last night.
In addition to absorbing Cheng Hu's fighting experience and boxing intentions, Chen Hao's vision of boxing and martial arts is much higher than before.
As for the regular customers who often come to Hongping Tea House, they should be diligent in coming here on weekdays, and they have seen many scenes when Qin Ping and Lin Hong quarreled.
In addition, the people who come here are ordinary people who don't have a keen eye for martial arts. After seeing it too much, they will naturally be a little surprised by the unique skills of these two couples.
"Da Yin lives in Chaoshi, Xiao Yin lives in Qiufan."
"Should this be what grandpa said that the masters are among the people?" Chen Hao was fidgeting in his heart.
……
In just a short moment, he confirmed that he was not hallucinating, and the data panel was triggering prompts normally. Chen Hao could only suppress his inner doubts.
He handed the taken photos to Xiaobai, and asked Qin Ping and Lin Hong to come over and take a look.
"It's a good shot!"
"The background is well captured, and the light and color are full."
"Xiao Hao, I didn't expect you to have such photography skills."
"If the martial arts gym cannot open in the future, we can set up a stall on the street just to take photos." Lin Hong commented after looking at the group photo, her fat eyes narrowed into slits with a smile.
"Why does this kid need to make a living by taking pictures?"
"The customers who came to the store just now all spread the news that the owner of the Eight Immortals Martial Arts School had learned An Jin and left a palm print on the cement railing of the embankment early in the morning."
"We have so many martial arts schools in Heyang City, but since Xiao Hao's grandfather passed away, there has never been a great dark master." Qin Ping, who was standing next to him, made two inappropriate noises and interrupted. I came up with crooked ideas from my mother-in-law.
"Wow! Xiaohao is so young that he can be dark?"
"It's exactly what his grandfather said, he is a unique martial arts wizard!"
"No, I'll sign up later. It's best to let Xiaohao teach me to reduce the fat on my body." Lin Hong shook the fat on her body, and followed suit.
The couple sang together, which naturally made Xiao Bai, a beautiful foreign girl, laugh cheerfully.
But when it fell on Chen Hao's ears, it became a bit harsh!
"Pretend...you keep pretending...if it wasn't for the reminder from the panel, labor and management would have believed in your couple!" Chen Hao twitched his cheeks, squeezed out an ugly smile and followed suit.
……
The tea was finished and a group photo was taken. Xiaobai said she had classes to attend later, so she didn't go to the martial arts hall with Chen Hao to sit. She planned to bring a few more classmates with her next time.
After the beautiful foreign girl took the subject material she needed at the Hongping Tea House, she thanked Chen Hao in every possible way.
In addition, Chen Hao's secretly powerful Kung Fu performance allowed her to gain thousands of fans at once, so she even paid for the tea.
The two exchanged WeChat messages, walked along the ancient street towards the road, and when they passed a small vendor selling coconut juice, Chen Hao asked Xiao Bai to wait.
"Uncle Chestnut, I haven't seen you for a while. Are you out of the stall today?"
"Bring me two large cups of coconut juice!" Chen Hao saw that the owner of the small stall looked familiar, so he went up and said hello.
"It's Xiao Hao! I recently went to the hospital for a check-up. It's all old problems on my back. I took a while to rest."
"Do you want to finish two drinks?" Uncle Chestnut hunched his back and raised his head to chat with Chen Hao for a few words.
"Bring others to drink, I'll pay by scanning the QR code!" Chen Hao pointed to the slim foreign girl in the distance.
"Hey! You're promising, and we're talking about foreign girlfriends."
Uncle Chestnut raised his head and took a look. He was convinced when he saw the girl's beautiful face. He gave Chen Hao a thumbs-up sign, then filled two portions of cold coconut juice and handed it to her.
"Mr. Boss, why do you call him Uncle Chestnut?"
"Isn't he selling coconut juice?" Xiao Bai asked curiously.
"In such a hot summer, who would buy hot fried chestnuts?"
"Stir-fried chestnuts and roasted sweet potatoes are usually displayed when the weather is cold." Chen Hao rolled his eyes at the other party, feeling that this little girl was indeed as simple as a blank sheet of paper.
"So that's it! Chinese people are really smart!"
Xiaobai stuck out his tongue, took a sip of the coconut juice, and smiled sweetly at Chen Hao: "It's delicious!"
Then he hailed a taxi on the side of the road, waved goodbye to Chen Hao, and disappeared into the noisy road.
……
After watching this beautiful foreign girl go, Chen Hao was in a good mood and even walked happily.
After all, he is a young man in his early 20s, and everyone likes pretty girls.
When he turned back and passed by the coconut juice stall, Chen Hao glanced at Uncle Chestnut who was checking his cell phone.
"Fortunately!"
"There is no trigger panel!" Chen Hao rejoiced in his heart.
In order to verify his idea, he strolled along the ancient street and saw many old acquaintances on the street, but he failed to trigger a transformation object that met the conditions.
"It seems that this data panel is of no use to ordinary people."
"So, the problem still lies with the couple in the teahouse?" Chen Hao thought in his heart.
When I returned to the Eight Immortals Martial Arts Hall and opened the locked door of the martial arts hall, it was already early 10 o'clock in the morning when the gym officially opened for business.
At this time, many people had gathered at the entrance of the martial arts hall.
After seeing the real kung fu of Chen Hao's dark handprint in the circle of friends, many old neighbors who like traditional martial arts wanted to come to the martial arts gym to have a try.
However, most of them are old men and women who come to consult and sign up for their grandsons and granddaughters, and there are no young people in sight for the time being.
Because the young people in Heyang City are either in school or working hard at the moment, few would come to this ancient street to wander around.
"Master Xiao Chen, how did you sign up for this beginner's drunken boxing class?"
"Fill out a form and register a martial arts student account on the official website."
"Mr. Chen, how much is the tuition for the class?"
"It's [-] per semester. If you pay for more semesters, you'll get a discount. It's written on the roll-up banner! If you want to take the martial arts exam, you have to pay an additional [-] exam fee before graduation."
"Don't you need to buy clothes? My granddaughter signed up for a Taekwondo class before, and it cost me less than a thousand just to buy a few Taekwondo uniforms!"
"You don't need any of this. Our martial arts studio only charges tuition fees, and there are no other miscellaneous fees. Parents can just go back and buy the training clothes that students wear online."
Chen Hao moved a table, patiently explained to everyone at the entrance of the martial arts hall, and handed out many leaflets and business cards printed before.
Seeing that several parents were interested in the environment in the martial arts hall, Chen Hao specially took them into the martial arts hall for a visit.
I saw that the interior decoration facilities of the Eight Immortals Martial Arts Hall were very complete and the environment was quite good. The walls of the office were also covered with honors from various martial arts competitions.
On the spot, three interested parents paid the tuition, filled out the information, and signed up for their grandchildren.
……
"The smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys!"
"If you want to develop the martial arts school, the necessary publicity is still indispensable."
After patiently seeing off several parents who had paid, Chen Hao drank up the coconut juice he had bought before, feeling relieved.
I took another look at the backend account of the martial arts school and saw that a total of 18000 yuan in tuition fees was credited in the morning. Rounding it off, it was [-] million!
"It doesn't matter if it's money or not."
"This morning, I worked hard both for live broadcasting and taking photos, and finally my work was not in vain."
"Finally a new student has come in!"
Looking at the three teenage students on the roster, Chen Hao almost burst into tears with excitement.
Their Eight Immortals Martial Arts School has not had any new students come in for at least half a year.
This time, there are only three, no matter who it is, they will have to howl so much!
To celebrate this moment, Chen Hao specially ordered an expensive takeaway on his mobile phone.
As soon as the takeout was delivered, Chen Hao opened his phone and looked at it while picking up the food.
I was busy receiving parents of students and didn't have time to check the messages on my phone. I vaguely remember it ringing and vibrating several times.
When I opened it again, not only did WeChat pop up with dozens of red dots, but even the APP of Station B had a message reminder of 99+.
"Fuck?"
"what's the situation?"
Due to the influx of too many messages, Chen Hao’s off-brand mobile phone that he hadn’t replaced in the past two years actually showed signs of lag!
After clicking on the background of station B, Chen Hao was numb!
It turns out that the live video of him leading Xiaobai to perform the An Jin palm seal in the morning had been edited and posted by enthusiastic B friends, and it has now been ranked on the 24-hour hot search list on Bilibili!
The current hit volume is 130 million, the barrage is over 3, and it ranks the second most searched on the site.
@醉拳小陈 has more than 2 comments on this ID, and the number of fans has increased by more than 9000 in one breath, directly breaking through [-]!
"It's only been a few hours and the data is so exaggerated?"
"Am I going to be on fire?"
Today’s first update~Please collect, recommend and invest~
PS: Good books are also afraid of deep alleys. I hope that the readers will help to promote more. Pianfeng is grateful!
(End of this chapter)
Chen Hao felt that his brain was a bit out of use!
Especially after seeing Aunt Lin Hong, who was getting fat in front of him, also became the new transformation target of this data panel, he felt that he was either suffering from schizophrenia or had some kind of hallucination.
Everything is caused by this damn data panel!
"What's the situation with this panel?"
"Can't tell the difference between real people and fake people?"
"Started convulsions?" Chen Hao kept muttering in his heart.
However, after carefully considering what he saw and heard at Hongping Tea House just now, Chen Hao felt that he had not made a mistake.
Because he found two things that were not quite right!
First, it was the scene where Lin Hong flicked the melon seeds onto Qin Ping's bald head from a distance of several meters.
You must know that melon seed peels only weigh a few grams when placed on an electronic scale. Even if they are stained with saliva, they are ridiculously light. It is difficult to fly them such a long distance.
Not to mention bouncing it accurately onto a person's head. When the two situations are combined, the difficulty of achieving this can almost be said to increase exponentially!
Secondly, there was the scene where Lin Hong tossed a handful of melon seed peels seemingly carelessly.
At that time, Lin Hong was more than 1 meter away from the trash can, and her eyes were fixed on the camera lens of the phone that Chen Hao was holding.
Without aiming like this, a bunch of melon seed peels can be prevented from scattering in the air, and they can all be thrown into the trash can accurately.
Such a terrifying power control technique, just thinking about it is enough to make people think carefully and terrify!
"This is definitely some kind of very clever hidden weapon technique."
"The prompt on the panel is called Falling Leaf Flower Dart?"
"In the Huaguo martial arts circle, it seems that I have never heard of this kind of hidden weapon technique of darts!"
Chen Hao felt that he had never noticed any major problems between the two of them in the past. The reason why he suddenly noticed something was wrong now was probably because he broke through An Jin last night.
In addition to absorbing Cheng Hu's fighting experience and boxing intentions, Chen Hao's vision of boxing and martial arts is much higher than before.
As for the regular customers who often come to Hongping Tea House, they should be diligent in coming here on weekdays, and they have seen many scenes when Qin Ping and Lin Hong quarreled.
In addition, the people who come here are ordinary people who don't have a keen eye for martial arts. After seeing it too much, they will naturally be a little surprised by the unique skills of these two couples.
"Da Yin lives in Chaoshi, Xiao Yin lives in Qiufan."
"Should this be what grandpa said that the masters are among the people?" Chen Hao was fidgeting in his heart.
……
In just a short moment, he confirmed that he was not hallucinating, and the data panel was triggering prompts normally. Chen Hao could only suppress his inner doubts.
He handed the taken photos to Xiaobai, and asked Qin Ping and Lin Hong to come over and take a look.
"It's a good shot!"
"The background is well captured, and the light and color are full."
"Xiao Hao, I didn't expect you to have such photography skills."
"If the martial arts gym cannot open in the future, we can set up a stall on the street just to take photos." Lin Hong commented after looking at the group photo, her fat eyes narrowed into slits with a smile.
"Why does this kid need to make a living by taking pictures?"
"The customers who came to the store just now all spread the news that the owner of the Eight Immortals Martial Arts School had learned An Jin and left a palm print on the cement railing of the embankment early in the morning."
"We have so many martial arts schools in Heyang City, but since Xiao Hao's grandfather passed away, there has never been a great dark master." Qin Ping, who was standing next to him, made two inappropriate noises and interrupted. I came up with crooked ideas from my mother-in-law.
"Wow! Xiaohao is so young that he can be dark?"
"It's exactly what his grandfather said, he is a unique martial arts wizard!"
"No, I'll sign up later. It's best to let Xiaohao teach me to reduce the fat on my body." Lin Hong shook the fat on her body, and followed suit.
The couple sang together, which naturally made Xiao Bai, a beautiful foreign girl, laugh cheerfully.
But when it fell on Chen Hao's ears, it became a bit harsh!
"Pretend...you keep pretending...if it wasn't for the reminder from the panel, labor and management would have believed in your couple!" Chen Hao twitched his cheeks, squeezed out an ugly smile and followed suit.
……
The tea was finished and a group photo was taken. Xiaobai said she had classes to attend later, so she didn't go to the martial arts hall with Chen Hao to sit. She planned to bring a few more classmates with her next time.
After the beautiful foreign girl took the subject material she needed at the Hongping Tea House, she thanked Chen Hao in every possible way.
In addition, Chen Hao's secretly powerful Kung Fu performance allowed her to gain thousands of fans at once, so she even paid for the tea.
The two exchanged WeChat messages, walked along the ancient street towards the road, and when they passed a small vendor selling coconut juice, Chen Hao asked Xiao Bai to wait.
"Uncle Chestnut, I haven't seen you for a while. Are you out of the stall today?"
"Bring me two large cups of coconut juice!" Chen Hao saw that the owner of the small stall looked familiar, so he went up and said hello.
"It's Xiao Hao! I recently went to the hospital for a check-up. It's all old problems on my back. I took a while to rest."
"Do you want to finish two drinks?" Uncle Chestnut hunched his back and raised his head to chat with Chen Hao for a few words.
"Bring others to drink, I'll pay by scanning the QR code!" Chen Hao pointed to the slim foreign girl in the distance.
"Hey! You're promising, and we're talking about foreign girlfriends."
Uncle Chestnut raised his head and took a look. He was convinced when he saw the girl's beautiful face. He gave Chen Hao a thumbs-up sign, then filled two portions of cold coconut juice and handed it to her.
"Mr. Boss, why do you call him Uncle Chestnut?"
"Isn't he selling coconut juice?" Xiao Bai asked curiously.
"In such a hot summer, who would buy hot fried chestnuts?"
"Stir-fried chestnuts and roasted sweet potatoes are usually displayed when the weather is cold." Chen Hao rolled his eyes at the other party, feeling that this little girl was indeed as simple as a blank sheet of paper.
"So that's it! Chinese people are really smart!"
Xiaobai stuck out his tongue, took a sip of the coconut juice, and smiled sweetly at Chen Hao: "It's delicious!"
Then he hailed a taxi on the side of the road, waved goodbye to Chen Hao, and disappeared into the noisy road.
……
After watching this beautiful foreign girl go, Chen Hao was in a good mood and even walked happily.
After all, he is a young man in his early 20s, and everyone likes pretty girls.
When he turned back and passed by the coconut juice stall, Chen Hao glanced at Uncle Chestnut who was checking his cell phone.
"Fortunately!"
"There is no trigger panel!" Chen Hao rejoiced in his heart.
In order to verify his idea, he strolled along the ancient street and saw many old acquaintances on the street, but he failed to trigger a transformation object that met the conditions.
"It seems that this data panel is of no use to ordinary people."
"So, the problem still lies with the couple in the teahouse?" Chen Hao thought in his heart.
When I returned to the Eight Immortals Martial Arts Hall and opened the locked door of the martial arts hall, it was already early 10 o'clock in the morning when the gym officially opened for business.
At this time, many people had gathered at the entrance of the martial arts hall.
After seeing the real kung fu of Chen Hao's dark handprint in the circle of friends, many old neighbors who like traditional martial arts wanted to come to the martial arts gym to have a try.
However, most of them are old men and women who come to consult and sign up for their grandsons and granddaughters, and there are no young people in sight for the time being.
Because the young people in Heyang City are either in school or working hard at the moment, few would come to this ancient street to wander around.
"Master Xiao Chen, how did you sign up for this beginner's drunken boxing class?"
"Fill out a form and register a martial arts student account on the official website."
"Mr. Chen, how much is the tuition for the class?"
"It's [-] per semester. If you pay for more semesters, you'll get a discount. It's written on the roll-up banner! If you want to take the martial arts exam, you have to pay an additional [-] exam fee before graduation."
"Don't you need to buy clothes? My granddaughter signed up for a Taekwondo class before, and it cost me less than a thousand just to buy a few Taekwondo uniforms!"
"You don't need any of this. Our martial arts studio only charges tuition fees, and there are no other miscellaneous fees. Parents can just go back and buy the training clothes that students wear online."
Chen Hao moved a table, patiently explained to everyone at the entrance of the martial arts hall, and handed out many leaflets and business cards printed before.
Seeing that several parents were interested in the environment in the martial arts hall, Chen Hao specially took them into the martial arts hall for a visit.
I saw that the interior decoration facilities of the Eight Immortals Martial Arts Hall were very complete and the environment was quite good. The walls of the office were also covered with honors from various martial arts competitions.
On the spot, three interested parents paid the tuition, filled out the information, and signed up for their grandchildren.
……
"The smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys!"
"If you want to develop the martial arts school, the necessary publicity is still indispensable."
After patiently seeing off several parents who had paid, Chen Hao drank up the coconut juice he had bought before, feeling relieved.
I took another look at the backend account of the martial arts school and saw that a total of 18000 yuan in tuition fees was credited in the morning. Rounding it off, it was [-] million!
"It doesn't matter if it's money or not."
"This morning, I worked hard both for live broadcasting and taking photos, and finally my work was not in vain."
"Finally a new student has come in!"
Looking at the three teenage students on the roster, Chen Hao almost burst into tears with excitement.
Their Eight Immortals Martial Arts School has not had any new students come in for at least half a year.
This time, there are only three, no matter who it is, they will have to howl so much!
To celebrate this moment, Chen Hao specially ordered an expensive takeaway on his mobile phone.
As soon as the takeout was delivered, Chen Hao opened his phone and looked at it while picking up the food.
I was busy receiving parents of students and didn't have time to check the messages on my phone. I vaguely remember it ringing and vibrating several times.
When I opened it again, not only did WeChat pop up with dozens of red dots, but even the APP of Station B had a message reminder of 99+.
"Fuck?"
"what's the situation?"
Due to the influx of too many messages, Chen Hao’s off-brand mobile phone that he hadn’t replaced in the past two years actually showed signs of lag!
After clicking on the background of station B, Chen Hao was numb!
It turns out that the live video of him leading Xiaobai to perform the An Jin palm seal in the morning had been edited and posted by enthusiastic B friends, and it has now been ranked on the 24-hour hot search list on Bilibili!
The current hit volume is 130 million, the barrage is over 3, and it ranks the second most searched on the site.
@醉拳小陈 has more than 2 comments on this ID, and the number of fans has increased by more than 9000 in one breath, directly breaking through [-]!
"It's only been a few hours and the data is so exaggerated?"
"Am I going to be on fire?"
Today’s first update~Please collect, recommend and invest~
PS: Good books are also afraid of deep alleys. I hope that the readers will help to promote more. Pianfeng is grateful!
(End of this chapter)
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