I'm sorry, I want to be a new person

Chapter 167
Ye Da frowned while brushing his teeth.

Although he is not afraid of the cold, the cold wind from the broken window on the balcony still makes him very uncomfortable.

"What's the matter, young man, isn't it good to have more ventilation? Enjoy the fresh air while you're young, and you won't regret it when you get an oxygen tube when you're old."

A greasy sound came from beneath his feet.

Ye Da kicked Chatterbox's skateboard to make way for him.

"Well, I understand your disbelief. After all, the vehicle needs to be adjusted. As my vehicle, I will give you a period of time to adapt to the existence of this uncle."

This guy hasn't stopped talking since last night.

It's an enlightenment, no doubt about it.

To be reasonable, Ye Da should be happy. After all, he got a spirit enlightenment for nothing, not a spirit enlightenment hidden in his body like "Jiuyin" and "Juantian".

But he couldn't be happy.

This guy talks too much!

Although he talked about making Ye Da his vehicle, he actually wanted to follow Ye Da.

Ye Da seems to have an unusual allure for enlightened beings, especially those with self-awareness.

Such as Juantian Incense Burner, such as Jiuyin Stone Bian, such as Chen Ruyan.

The reason is temporarily unknown.

According to Huaba Skateboard, its previous generation of vehicles seemed to be dead. The crowd took a look at Ye Da and found them with similar interests.

"Does your previous master know that you are a spiritual creature?"

The skateboard said dissatisfied: "It's the vehicle of the previous generation! It's not the owner of the previous generation. That guy is just a greasy middle-aged male human being, and he doesn't deserve to know the true greatness of this uncle."

It seems that the owner of the previous generation was the middle-aged man last night. Maybe it was a little abnormality revealed by the skateboard, which made him think it was a spirit-enlightening object, and then gave it to the Eternal Life Society as revenge for the awakening of the spirit-enlightenment.

It's just that neither the Eternal Life Society nor the middle-aged man realized how powerful skateboarding really is.

Including the powerful chatterbox.

As for the earlier experience of skateboarding, including what is going on with this broken-mouthed character, skateboarding itself is not clear. According to it, it has been like this since it was conscious.

As for the name?A unique skateboarder doesn't need a name.

Ye Da is not surprised that Qi Lingwu has self-awareness, but too much self-awareness is a headache.

In the end, after going through a certain amount of ideological struggle, Ye Da decided to leave this talkative skateboard for the time being.

The main reason is that skateboarding is too dense. If you don’t ask about it, you can shake yourself off. This should indeed be a piece of enlightenment that produces self-awareness by chance.

And Ye Da was always at a loss for what attracted him to spiritual objects.

The main ability of a skateboard is indestructibility.

Yes, this is what Ye Da thinks is the most powerful, at least he currently has no way to cause the slightest damage to the skateboard.

Ye Da tried all the methods he could think of last night, but he couldn't destroy this talkative skateboard.

Including but not limited to burning with a gas stove, soaking in water, injecting Yin Qi, and absorbing vitality.

This may be an invincible skateboard until you find the right method
Only Liu Xiaoqian's toilet brush can restrain it a little.

Another ability is low-altitude flight.

It's a bit like the individual flying skateboard in sci-fi movies, although its shape is extremely ordinary.

But this ability to fly has a limit.

It is the maximum height, which cannot exceed about 5 meters from the starting point.

This speaks volumes.

If it is thrown from the fourth floor, it can probably fly at a height below the fifth floor.

If it starts from the ground, it can only fly less than 5 meters high.

If you jump from an airplane, you can fly at a height of 5 meters higher than the airplane.

It is precisely because of such restrictions that Ye Da feels that the indestructibility of the skateboard is the most powerful ability, ranking first.

But even so, this skateboard is also a rare spirit-inspired object with the ability to manned flight.

When he was in Luoyun Mountain, Ye Da was a little envious of the ability of the chief officer of the Qinzhou Special Affairs Section to control cloud flight. After all, the yearning for flying can be said to be engraved in the genes of every human being.This skateboard was delivered to the door by itself. Although he was a little bit embarrassed, Ye Da pinched his nose and recognized it.

Afterwards, prepare to go to the Special Affairs Division to file a case.

Yes, members of the special affairs department can file for spiritual enlightenment. Occasionally, some members get spiritual enlightenment by chance. As long as it is verified to be harmless, members can keep it for themselves and use it when needed.

Of course, this is for insiders, and the general public should confiscate in principle.

Jiuyin and Xianglu involve the secrets of their own bodies, but this skateboard does not have this taboo.

Dressed neatly, Ye Da went downstairs, the skateboard behind him automatically followed, and Ding Ling went down the stairs behind him.

It looks clumsy.

Ye Da glanced at it with disgust, and said, "What's the matter? It's not on stage anymore? Can't it fly?"

"After all, my uncle is so flamboyant, who wouldn't like me? It's not good to be too ostentatious. Don't worry, I will show my true self only in front of you. At other times, I'm just a shining skateboard .”

The way you went downstairs woke up the whole corridor, isn't that called ostentatious?

Looking at its bare surface, Ye Da gave a disdainful smile and was ready to go.

The skateboard just followed behind.

"Stay at home honestly, I have to go to class."

"Don't talk, step on me!"

Five minutes later, Ye Da slid past like a gust of wind on the campus of Tunghai University.

His handsome face, combined with his chic movements, attracted the attention of countless students.

"Is that our Donghai school grass? I didn't expect him to skateboard, so handsome!"

"The speed is so fast, it is worthy of being a powerful spiritual enlightener. Do you want to go to school on a skateboard? I have thought about it before, but unfortunately I am too tired."

"Well, why doesn't he seem to be kicking his legs?"

"Hey? Uphill? Don't you even pedal uphill?"

Ye Da stood firmly, and because he didn't need to kick his legs to exert force, he actually stepped on the skateboard without the feeling of flying with a sword.

Some students suddenly realized.

"Well, it turned out to be an electric skateboard."

When there were few people, the talkative skateboard rubbed his head again and said: "Hey hey, so many big girls and little girls are looking at me, hey! Vehicle, jump up! Show them a 1800° flip!"

Ye Da twitched the soles of his feet and said, "Be honest, do you think you are a propeller?"

Don't say it.

It really has the feeling of Yujian flying, and it can be called Yuban flying.

"Do you want my uncle to fly you directly to the classroom? Make a debut?"

Ye Da jumped off the skateboard in front of the teaching building and took this guy in his hand.

"If you cause any disturbance in the school, I can't protect you. Our dean is an expert."

"Tch, boring guy, no matter how awesome you are, can you beat me?"

The fact that Ye Da started to skateboard has attracted a lot of attention from the girls in the class, but this is just an addition to Ye Da's already over-the-top attractiveness.

The boys would come to ask questions, but Ye Da only said that he was playing around.

The whole day's course talks about skateboarding is relatively honest, playing an ordinary skateboard, and can only say a few words when there are few people.

Wang Weiwen didn't come today, probably because of his younger brother's affairs, so Ye Da sent a private message, wanting to ask Wang Weiwen to talk about something.

Coincidentally, Wang Weiwen also happened to be looking for him on something.

Ye Da stepped on the skateboard and headed all the way to the agreed place.

"A small motorcycle dares to be arrogant, look at me surpassing him!"

"You guy, pay attention to the traffic lights."

(End of this chapter)