Go crazy, my court is all treacherous

Chapter 37 It's So Weird
"What does this mean?"

Lu Yan was a little confused as to why the Mongolian mission still paid tribute to Han women to the Ming Dynasty.

It looks a little weird.

"Return to His Royal Highness, these are the gifts from Guo Huan, the prefect of Xiangyang, Liu Jin, the father-in-law of your side, and Hu Yong, the servant of the household department, at the inn where I stayed last night."

"Your officials are too enthusiastic, but I think His Highness the Emperor should know about this!"

"Thank you for coming. I will definitely find out about this matter! You can use the property for your own use, and I will give you another copy of the same to share with the rest of the envoy!"

"The subordinates of the Jebe delegation thank His Highness the Emperor!"

"Personally, I hope that our partners belong to Ming Dynasty, so I don't want Ming Dynasty to fall in these places where it shouldn't!"

"I understand your wishes! Please wait for a moment, and I will order someone to cleanse the envoy!"

"Thank you, His Majesty the Emperor!"

"Zhebie has one more matter to ask His Royal Highness the Emperor of Ming Dynasty."

"Come and tell me!"

"I have a private matter when I come to the Central Plains this time. I am looking for someone. This person's name is Guo Jing. He is my consort with the Golden Sword in the Mongolian desert. It is said that Guo Jing has returned to the Central Plains for a long time."

"It's a small matter, I will send someone to help you find out the news!"

"Thank you, His Highness the Ming Emperor!"

The great eunuch led the Mongolian delegation out of the court.

Lu Yan looked at the civil and military officials in the court.

"Good job."

"very good!"

"I talked about fighting, but no one talked about donating money or food, but now there are actually people rushing to give gifts to foreign missions!"

"Who will tell me how this makes sense?"

All officials were dumbfounded.

After being stunned for a long time, Lu Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said.

"It is proposed that those with a fourth rank or above in the imperial court should donate 1000 taels of silver within three days, and those with a third rank or above should donate 2000 taels of silver to be used as money in the national treasury for military supplies. If the amount is not enough, the official will be demoted one level. Effective immediately! "

"Guo Huan, the governor of Xiangyang, Liu Jin, the eunuch who holds the seal, and Hu Yong, the minister of household affairs, all three of them have personal relationships with envoys from foreign countries. They have evil intentions and have been demoted to the second rank and confiscated their family property! Let the cabinet deal with it!"

"I accept your order!" Liu Bowen stepped forward.

"Let's break up!" Lu Yan said weakly.

"Retreat!"

"Retreat!"

"Retreat!"

After everyone was gone, Liu Bowen leaned into Lu Yan's ear.

"Your Majesty, this murderous and heart-wrenching move is so wonderful. It not only frightened the princes in the court, but also transferred the hatred to these three guys. The court got another silver in vain! You can achieve multiple things with one stone!"

"Those who are close to Zhu are red, you taught me well!"

"The emperor is humble!"

"Remember to bring Yuhuatian with you when you ransack the house, he is the most professional in this kind of thing!"

"That's what I mean too!"

"By the way, did Di Renjie find it?"

"I have contacted you, but he is not in the capital at the moment!"

"One more thing, Lao Liu, you need to worry more. Decisive time, I am going to the Jianghu, and you and a few academicians need to discuss and decide on the affairs of the court!"

"The Emperor is leaving Beijing?"

"Yes! It's an emergency! Don't worry, you have Fang Chang. Don't worry too much about safety! Instead, it's a matter in the capital. I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it all by yourself!"

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I am transferring Yu Qian, Bao Zheng, and Hai Rui to the capital. Plus Xu Jie, Gao Gong, Zhang Juzheng, and Shen Shixing! Everything is basically fine in the capital!"

"I'll stay in Yuhuatian and send Jinyiwei to listen to your calls!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, that's enough!"

"May I ask when you are leaving?"

"Leave in a few days!"

"How will Beijing explain?"

"After finishing talking, you can practice in seclusion! I will return after a month or so!"

"Berwin, Temujin's punch is beautiful, we can't let him underestimate it!"

As an opponent and potential teammate, Lu Yan also had to applaud Temujin's letter.

"This person is indeed arrogant, like a vicious wolf on the grassland. Dealing with this kind of person is the most dangerous. If you can't treat him as a companion, then you can only become his food!"

"His trip this time is also a test to test the national strength and courage of our Ming Dynasty."

"See if I, Daming, can sit on an equal footing with him!"

Lu Yan wanted to ask in a mood, "Why!"

But reason held him back so he didn't say anything.

He is Genghis Khan!
That overlord of the desert!
Your descendants are not as good as his descendants.

Among the descendants of Lao Zhu, Zhu Di counts as one, and Zhu Biao counts as half!
But what about Temujin?
Jochi, Wokuotai, Chagatai, Tuo Lei, Meng Ge, Kublai Khan, all of them are wolves crawling out of the wolf's den!

But what about yourself?

Speaking only of ability, Lao Zhu was not inferior to Temujin in the slightest, but when it came time to compete for sons and grandsons, his descendants were still wolves, while his own descendants degenerated into docile sheep.

However, he is still there, he has the power of the Manchu Dynasty, and Liu Bowen is in charge.

Fuck him!

Since he gave me a question, I must also give him a satisfactory answer!

If you are in doubt, ask Liu Ji!
"Is there a trick?"

"In Wenyuan Pavilion! Boss, wait a moment, I'll be right back!"

Lu Yan looked at Liu Bowen, and the more he looked at him, the more he liked him.

If this old Liu lives a few decades longer, he can lie down and be an emperor like Liu Chan.

For a while.

Liu Bowen ordered the little eunuch to come up with a golden knife.

Lu Yan recognized at a glance that it was a knife in the inner vault, but there was no one around who used the knife, so it had been left in the corner of the inner vault and no one cared about it.

I don’t want to be discovered by Old Liu today.

I just don't know what kind of medicine is sold in Lao Liu's gourd.

Are you going to kill Zhebie?There’s no need to go to such great lengths.

Oh, no!

This is the thinking of a martial artist.

The counselors would not think about this.

Look at it first.

It is said that the brain cells of a person's life are limited. Ever since he had Liu Bowen, the most powerful brain, Lu Yan has been too lazy to use his brain recently. He can save whatever he can!
"Back to the Emperor, here's a great plan!"

Liu Bowen leaned close to Lu Yan's ear with a smile, and whispered to Lu Yan what to do, and Lu Yan praised him greatly.

As expected of you, Old Liu!

The next highlight is the banquet.

Normally, banquets held to receive diplomatic missions are generally state banquet standards.

But because of the unhappiness that happened in the court just now, Lu Yan dismissed the courtiers in a fit of anger.

That's fine, I just want to choose something that I like and come over to accompany my guests!
Prairie people can drink, so they call for more drinkers!

Cao Cao, Lu Bu, Sima Zhao, Yan Shifan, Gao Gong, Xu Jie, Pan Feng and others!

Although Fang Chang can drink, he has security work and cannot drink during working hours.

Liu Bowen and He Shen naturally have to be present. Gao Qiu and Cai Jing are bound and must be invited together. There are also Cao Cao's subordinates Xu Chu, Dian Wei, and Xu Huang. They are all big wine vats, so it is suitable to accompany them. .

The personnel were in place, and Lu Yan was familiar with the rest of the process.

Show off your wealth!

The mission was simply to test Ming's strength.

This kind of temptation is multi-faceted. It will look at the daily life of ordinary people in the market and the prosperity of the market. It is estimated that they have already seen the same when they come; the second is to look at the national strength, military strength, and the courage of the king.

The decisiveness of killing shown by Lu Yan in the court was a kind of demonstration!
Let the northern Mongolian barbarians understand that the emperor of the Central Plains of Ming Dynasty is not weak, but also full of wolf nature.

And the display of this muscle is all-round.The state banquet is just a continuation of the court!
Keep playing, keep dancing!
You can order hundreds of kinds of palace dishes from the imperial kitchen, which is much more exquisite than your days of beef, mutton, mare's milk.

Don't mention the names, just the color of the dishes will dazzle your delegation.

Lu Yan also specially called the imperial chef, and every time he served a big dish, he reported the name of the dish, and even explained the knife skills clearly, just to tell you clearly that only my Daming can make this dish, and if you want to make it, even the side dishes are included uneven.

Versailles!

Lu Yan's predecessor was also a master of the mortal family in modern times.

So many dishes, that is, daily.

And when Jebie and the Mongolian envoys ate a certain dish that was particularly appetizing, they raved about it.

Give Heshen and the others a wink immediately!
"How did you become a cook?"

"Are you going to slap Ming Ming in the face today in front of the Mongolian envoy?"

He Shen answered quickly, and the two sentences left everyone in the mission confused.

He Shen didn't care and continued to train the cook.

"Tell me, are you nervous today or something?"

"You have also served the emperor and empress dowager in the palace for more than ten years, why are you at this level today!"

"hard to swallow!"

"It's so hard to swallow!"

"I'm telling you, if you disturb the elegance of the envoy, I'll take it from you later!"

He Shen pointed at the cook and cursed endlessly.

“It’s really not as good as usual!”

The minister next to him agreed, everyone here knows the rules at this kind of event, unless he doesn’t want Wu Sha Mao anymore!

How can there be any opinion of siding with partisanship!
Just be consistent with the outside world!

At this time, one of Zhebe's deputy envoys was content to eat the dishes that He Shen said, and just wanted to praise the subordinates next to him that the dishes in the Central Plains are unique and delicious, but the result was...
"I dare say this kind of taste is already considered unpalatable in the Central Plains!"

After muttering something softly, he secretly lowered his head and spit out the meat and vegetables in his mouth under the table.

Embarrassed, he picked up the wine glass, took a sip and rinsed his mouth.

Lu Yan had a panoramic view of these details.

Instruct Zhang Rang to go down and reward the cook. Let's just do it for a show. We can't let our family suffer!
Lu Yan saw that the atmosphere was here, so the next step was to drink wine!
"Drink!"

The little eunuchs and the maids moved a jar of aged Dukang, Liu Lingzui, Maotai, and Jian Nanchun to the wine table and served them carefully!

Pour your fill, gentlemen!

At this time, the singers and dancers took turns to perform their talents.

Those long legs and slim waist made everyone in the Mongolian mission feel relaxed and happy!
"How about my Ming Dynasty singing and dancing?"

Lu Yan is very reserved, meaning that I am a Ming Dynasty with many beauties?
Do your legs look good?

Do you have any from Mongolia?

"Back to His Majesty the Emperor, the heavenly fragrance and national beauty are too beautiful to behold!"

Zhebie was still able to control the situation, with an unfazed expression.

This also made Lu Yan and Ming officials take a high look at the Mongolian general.

After answering Lu Yan's question, he looked at his lieutenant generals and subordinates on one side, and all of them had their mouths flowing three feet long.

Snapped.

An ear scraper hit the back of his head.

"You're only good enough, restrain yourself! Don't embarrass me!" Jebe reprimanded his subordinates in a low voice.

Lu Yan pretended not to see it.

"I heard that all men in the grasslands can drink it, but I don't know which one is more powerful compared to my warriors from the Ming Dynasty!"

“We don’t even use cups on the grassland!”

Zhebie is not to be outdone, especially when it comes to drinking, the prairie men have never been afraid of anyone!
"Someone, change the bowl!"

"Don't stop singing and dancing, keep playing music and dancing by yourself!"

"Someone, change the bowl!"

Zhang Rang ordered his men to directly replace the cup with a bowl. At this time, Lu Yan didn’t even need to give instructions. Everyone was just trying to get some credit!
If you provoke me in the Ming Dynasty, I can't bear it!
The spirit of the Mongolian barbarians must be dampened.

Sima Zhao and Yan Shifan belong to the second generation of officials, and they belong to the surrogate father's company. They have seen this kind of scene in wine bars many times, so they are not afraid. Put aside whether you can drink or not. You can't be afraid of drinking!
Besides, if you are ordered to accompany you to drink, you can drink eight taels, so you have to say hello to a catty and a half!

This is related to the court's face and one's own future.

The two took turns clinking bowls with Jebe and members of the mission.

When it comes to fighting in the field, Pan Feng is not the most powerful, but as a Cavalry General, he is invincible in the world when he drinks and brags.

As the leader of today's military commanders, he also takes the lead.

"When it comes to fighting, I dare to say that the enemy general's head is the second among my thousands of troops. No one dares to claim the first. But when it comes to drinking? I give you nicknames and I can't pour a thousand cups. I heard that the same is true for General Zhebie. A master among them!"

"We heroes cherish heroes, and we have long wanted to see the general's drinking capacity!"

"I'll do it first!"

Saying that, he and Zhebie hook up and have a bowl first!
Zhe don't want to drink, Pan Feng won't do it!
As he spoke, he pressed down Zhebei's wine bowl, picked up the wine jar, filled it himself, and drank two more bowls in a row.

This amount of alcohol is really out of the question!

"Okay!" Zhe couldn't help but look at him solemnly.

"In the Mongolian grasslands, I respect men who can drink! The real heroes are those who can drink and fight! The general can drink a lot!"

Saying goodbye, he poured himself three bowls and finished them!
This was something he didn't expect. It turned out that the Ming Dynasty also hid so many true heroes. He silently made a note in his heart. He had to tell the Khan later that he could not use troops against the Ming Dynasty easily!
This was Lu Bulu Feng who came up first.

He is tall and burly, dressed in silver armor, and is very heroic.

"Boring! Let me have a drink with General Zhebie!"

Zhebie had noticed him since he stood up. This was the instinctive perception of an archer.

"Who is this general?"

"I am Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian, the governor-general of the Royal Forest Army!"

"I've heard about the general's name a long time ago! Shooting a halberd at the gate, Lu Bu will be among the men, and the red rabbit will be among the horses. I have admired him for a long time!"

"May I ask General, were you the one who shot yesterday's arrow?"

"What arrow?" Lu Bu wondered.

"Oh, misunderstanding, it's okay! Misunderstanding!"

While talking, Zhebe's face suddenly became a little heavy. It turned out that there were not one or two great archery masters.

It really is like a cloud.

"General Zhebie, do you dare to drink from me?" Lu Bu said with a smile.

"Why don't you dare? Our grassland respects heroes who can drink! General Lu please!"

Saying that, Jebe wanted to pick up the bowl and drink.

Lu Bu stopped immediately.

"There's no point in using a bowl. People from the Central Plains are used to drinking from jars!"

As he spoke, he brought out two jars of unopened wine. One of them threw it into Zhebie's arms, while the other opened it with his hands and began to slurp.

Zhebie's face became even more gloomy, like ten thousand mud horses rushing past.

"NMB, you are trying to kill me! You won't even let me eat hot food!" Zhebie muttered.

But you can't say that, you can only follow the gourd's example.

"General, please!" He said and started to drink hard!
Lu Yan smiled when he saw it, and his dark thoughts flashed into his mind.

No matter how much you drink, your bladder can't hold on all the time!

drag!

The longer the better!

No one is allowed to leave!

I still have a big show to perform!

"Come on! Fengxian!"

I don't know who started it first.

While the two were drinking, under Zhang Rang's hint, the little eunuch and maid cheered for Lu Bu, and this shot was out of control.

"Come on Master Lu!"

"Master Lu is great!"

(End of this chapter)