Go crazy, my court is all treacherous

Chapter 38 Chen Jinnan

"Drink quickly, please!"

"Come on Fengxian!"

This stimulation did not show any weakness on the part of the mission.

"Come on, General Zhebie!"

"Come on, General!"

"Come on! Faster! Faster!"

"Overtake him!"

Just like that, a drinking fight turned into a drinking fight!

Lu Yan added fuel to the fire!

"I have a unicorn jade pendant here! The finest Hetian jade material! Priceless! Which one of you wins today! I will use it as a bonus! I will reward you!"

Lu Yan deliberately swayed, then let Zhang Rang carry him and hang him between the two drinking men, so that the winner could be determined equally!
"Lord Lu, did you hear that? The emperor wants to reward you with a jade pendant!"

"Hurry up! Drink it all and he's yours! It's such a good material, this old slave is so excited to see it!"

Upon hearing Zhang Rang's anger, the delegation kept stimulating Zhe Farewell.

"Sir, come on, this jade pendant is priceless! It is indeed a rare treasure!"

Lu Bu glared after hearing this and immediately raised the wine jar higher.

This is a free gift from the emperor and cannot be made cheap for others.

Besides, my salary itself is not very high, this jade pendant is at least as good as my salary for ten years, and I have to work hard to get it.

With the blessing of multiple incentives, the wine fight stopped at the sound of Lu Bu's first fall from the altar.

"Master Lu has a good capacity for drinking!"

Lu Bu thought to himself, this is because of the jade pendant.

I would never dare to drink like this!

"Master Zhebie accepts the concession!" He said excitedly holding the jade pendant in his hands.

He gasped and opened his mouth a little wider, almost spitting out a sip of wine.

And Zhebie was obviously not feeling well either.

I didn't get the jade pendant, but I couldn't rely on drinking, so I gritted my teeth and insisted on drinking the rest of the wine.

"A good drinker! General Zhebie has a good drinker!" Lu Yan, as the host, couldn't begrudge the compliments.

"The men in this grassland are really bold!"

If it weren't for the fear that Zhe Bie wouldn't be able to hold on, Lu Yan would almost have asked me to have another drink with you.

"General Jebe, I heard that Temujin Khan has eight princes, all of whom are heroic and powerful. Is there such a thing?"

Zhebie took it easy, trying not to let the smell of wine spread over his throat.

"It's true. I, the Great Khan, am the genius of the desert, and all the princes are brave and good at fighting. Among them, Ogootai, Shuchi, Chamuhe, and Tuore are the most outstanding."

"Hearing what you said, I have also heard that Prince Torre is the best among all the princes!"

"As your Majesty said!" Zhebie put one hand on his chest, nodded and bowed.

This gesture is an instinctive gesture for grassland people when they are convinced, just like the Central Plains people nod when they agree.

Liu Bowen had already seen the clues.

Logically speaking, people like Zhebie, who followed the Great Khan, should remain neutral among the princes. He should not take sides so obviously.

At least it shouldn't happen to him.

Liu Bowen winked at Lu Yan, and Lu Yan saw another deputy envoy next to Zhebie. Since the banquet began, this man had only been eating and drinking, was taciturn, and rarely raised his head to scan the crowd.

Lu Yan immediately understood in his heart, that's why!
No wonder you had a smile on your face when you praised Tore.

It's even better if it's you!

"Come on!"

As he spoke, a palace maid came up, holding a tray in her hand.

"I heard that there is a golden sword consort on your grassland. Since ancient times, golden swords have been given to heroes!"

"It just so happens that I also have a golden sword here! I hope General Jebie will give him to His Highness the Fourth Prince Torre."

"I think that apart from you, the Great Khan, only Torre is worthy of this golden sword on the grassland!"

"I, like you in the grassland, cherish heroes! The sword is only worthy of the greatest warrior in the grassland!"

The palace maid dragged the golden knife to Zhebie. Zhebie picked up the golden knife and brushed the blade with his left hand.

A sharp buzzing sound sounded.

Really good knife once in a lifetime!

"Zhebie thanked His Highness the Great Tomorrow for Prince Torre!" Zhebie half-knelt and held a knife in both hands to thank him.

This was the first time that Zhebie used such a low profile to express gratitude.

This is a kind of heartfelt gratitude, completely without the previous pride.

Zhebie was very happy, and Torre was also very happy, but Lu Yan was even happier.

A seed of disharmony has been planted in the center of the grassland!
Lu Yan is in a good mood!

It's just that the sinister crime has occurred again.

After this series of actions, another stick of incense time passed.

Lu Yan estimated that Zhebie's bladder was reaching its limit.

In order to deepen his impression and respect for the Ming Dynasty, Lu Yan specially called the court musician Li Guinian.

Li Guinian's flute sound was clear and melodious, which was considered unique among all the musicians in the Ming Dynasty.

Li Guinian was asked to play three pieces of music in succession.

The blowing made Zhebie's crotch feel cold!

"Shhhhhhhhh"

"Sh-sh"

"Shh-"

It's not that Lu Yan likes listening to music, nor is it because Li Guinian is famous.

Nothing else, the main reason is that people who are holding back their urine like to hear the sound of "shh".

In order to show the importance to Zhebie, the banquet was held for three consecutive days.

Of course, the main thing is Torre, who must establish a belief that Ming Dynasty is very strong and is definitely qualified to be Mongolia's strategic partner.

Another thing is that I hope he will tell them when disciplining his sons and grandchildren that Daming is as ruthless as a cloud, so don't provoke him easily. If the relationship is not good, it is best to go around when you see Daming.

Three days later, the Mongolian mission was sent away.

Lu Yan also needs to hurry up and complete his mission of "Lanling". After all, he longs for that small world of Immortal Mansion.

I had another conversation with Liu Bowen and made it clear what needed to be said. For example, if someone asked, it was His Majesty who was practicing in seclusion for one month.

And now Jin and Song Dynasty have also started an all-out war.

Jianghu is an invisible force that cannot be ignored.

Moreover, he is not attached to the imperial court and has no way to directly govern.

There is no way to bribe it.

Therefore, Lu Yan needs to take a trip in person to see the worlds of Daming and Dajin.

Liu Bowen didn't say anything. He only said that the emperor needed to hide his identity well, otherwise it would easily lead to unforeseen disasters.

Whether it is the Kingdom of Jin, several neighboring countries, or even Jianghu sects, bandits and bullies, the emperor is more like a piece of fat in their eyes.

There is a saying that has been circulating in the world: "People on the road do not follow the king's laws"!
Lu Yan said he was not afraid, and took out his Lanling King mask and put it on his head.

From now on, I will be him, and he will be me!
Gao Changgong, the Ming God of War!
After saying goodbye to Liu Bowen, Lu Yan took Fang Chang and transformed into a royal guard and left the palace overnight.

Because this is the most hidden.

First stop, Lin'an City!
In a teahouse by the West Lake, the storyteller on the second floor was vividly telling the story of the front lines of the current war between the two countries.

This is a favorite topic among book listeners nowadays, so the latest battle report has also been polished by storytellers and dramatized with a slight exaggeration.

"General Yue Feiyue is the reincarnation of the golden-winged roc in the sky. Are you saying I'm making it up? That's because you don't know. Yue Fei's name is Pengju. That reng is the roc, and lifting means flying. The golden wing flying in the sky Winged roc.

On this day, General Yue was inspecting the garrison and suddenly found a soldier looking around furtively.

General Yue saw that there was something wrong with this man, so he ordered his men to tie him up for interrogation.

Guess what, everyone, when I asked, it turned out that it was indeed a spy sent by the Jin people.

Came here to inquire about our army's intelligence.

General Yue Yun's son Yue Yun saw it and said, "It's okay. Go up and fight!"
Pick up the whip and crack it!

By the way, the spy was also a tough guy. He was whipped more than 60 times but couldn't do a single move.Guys, guess what? "The tea guests were talking about it.

"I think you arrested the wrong person!"

"No, I guess he's mute!"

"Yes, he must be mute! Otherwise, he won't be able to do it! The more than 60 whips will destroy his flesh. I don't believe that Jin people have such a strong bones!!"

"Yes, yes! He must be mute!"

All the tea drinkers reached a consensus.

"I'm telling you! That's not right!" the storyteller said cowardly.

"wrong?"

"What is that? Tell me?"

"You'd better not fool us, or we'll throw tea in your face!"

"Because, no one asked him at all! How did he recruit!" The storyteller smiled triumphantly.

"You little bastard, are you looking for fun with men?" the chatter joked with a smile.

The tea guests also heard that he was joking and drank tea with a smile.

Some of the tea gushed out.

"Make fun of the old men, make fun of it, don't be surprised!" Talking about people bowing to each other, this is his trick of trickery.

Snapped!
A silver coin was thrown on the table in front of the storyteller.

The sound can be heard by everyone present.

A man dressed as a knight approached, put down his felt hat, and stood the sword in his hand on the side of the table.

"Old boy, tell me well! I will reward you for your good speech!"

The storyteller hurriedly picked up the silver and put it into his arms.

"Okay, sir! Please do it!"

"Prince Yue stepped forward to interrogate him personally. He grabbed the fine collar and asked, who are you, that Jin Wushu person?"

"Prince Yue's words silenced Xizuo. Xizuo opened his mouth and said, I was sent here by Jin Wushu's general Xuelihuabei. I didn't want to bump into you just a few days after arriving."

By a window on the second floor, Lu Yan and Fang Chang were quietly sipping tea.

Lu Yan was wearing the Lanling King mask. It was really an artifact to hide his identity. His entire face was covered tightly, and it didn't affect his drinking and eating. Even his age didn't reveal too much information.

Fang Chang, on the other hand, was wearing a black-edged hat. Lu Yan said that all heroes dress up like this. The more powerful they are, the weirder they are!
While the two were chatting about people in the world, a young man dressed as a knight suddenly came over.

He sat down at the table between two people.

"Two heroes! Are you coming to Lin'an to fight against Jin Wushu?"

"I heard that half of the people in the whole world are here, and they have made an appointment to meet at Yang Gongti's Immortal Juxing Tower tomorrow."

"Oh? Is this news true?" Fang Chang asked.

"Of course I take it seriously! You don't even ask me who I am! My surname is Linghu, and I have a different name!"

"The famous sword god Feng Qingyang in the rivers and lakes is my uncle!"

The young man's tone of voice was confident and magnanimous, which gave Lu Yan and Lu Yan a sense of trust.

"To tell you the truth about the two heroes, my younger brother hurried to Lin'an. I was in a hurry and didn't bring enough money. I have an unfeeling request. I want to sell this sword manual to the two heroes at a low price. I have no choice but to Let my master uncle know that it will inevitably scold me again."

As he spoke, he took out a book from his arms.

The four characters "Dugu Nine Swords" are written impressively.

Fang Chang opened a few pages of the book and drew various sword moves.

"Jianghu emergency, 200 taels!" Linghu Chong said.

"Hero, don't turn it around, we guarantee it's authentic!"

As he was talking, he heard angry shouting on the street downstairs.

"Hit! Beat this old guy to death!"

"You actually pretended to be Feng Qingyang and offered to sell me Linghu Chong's "Star Absorbing Technique"!"

"I also met him yesterday. He cheated me out of 300 taels of silver and gave me a fake copy of "Dugu Nine Swords"! Hurry and catch him before he gets away!"

"And the kid next to him that day said he wanted to sell me the "Evil Sword Manual"!

"Hit! Kill him!"

Upon seeing this, Linghu Chong quickly put away the "Dugu Nine Swords" sword manual and bowed.

"I have something to do!"

"Farewell, both of you!"

Lu Yan shook his head, "The world is dangerous, even Linghu Chong and Feng Qingyang are fake!"

The fake Linghu Chong did not go out directly. Instead, he waited for the large crowd to pass before sneaking in with slogans like "Fight! Fight to death!"

Lu Yan suddenly threw a tea cup in front of Linghu Chong, and it shattered on the ground.

Don't forget to add, "Young hero, are you selling "Dugu Nine Swords" for 50 taels?"

Everyone left looking for the sound!

"That's him, he's the fake Linghu Chong!"

Immediately afterwards there was another group of smashing sounds, and the fake Linghu Chong ran away with his head in his arms, and a group of people chased behind him.

The mayor upstairs lowered his head and drank tea. He was getting to know the sinister boss in front of him more and more.

There is no evil that he cannot do, and there is no bamboo shoot that he cannot pull out.

After this wave passed, the teahouse returned to calm.

In addition to Jianghu knights, there are also merchants traveling from north to south, which is a major channel for news dissemination.

It is said that many spies heard the news from teahouses. Of course, half of the news was false because it was all hearsay.

After a while, several more people went up to the second floor.

The leader was dressed as a noble man, in his early twenties, with a handsome face, a touch of nobility, clear eyebrows and three-dimensional facial features.

He holds a folding fan with a red flower on the sleeve, wears a beige robe and a round hat.

There were six or seven people following behind.

"Director Chen, let's go here!"

"There are two empty tables over there!"

A group of people went upstairs and went straight in, and happened to sit at the two tables adjacent to Lu Yan and the others.

Then the waiter was called to order some drinks and refreshments.

A few of them looked more like they were on their way.

"Safflower Club? Chen Jialuo?"

Lu Yan muttered to himself.

"Boss, do you know him?"

"I've heard of it, it looks similar. It can't be such a coincidence! Just two of them left, and another wave came. This time, have all the scammers upgraded to a group?"

Lu Yan analyzed while talking.

"It's full of loopholes. It doesn't look real."

"Boss, stop making trouble, it's true this time!"

Just as he was talking, the young man who took the lead suddenly walked over.

"Two brothers, I am Chen Jialuo, the chief helmsman of the Red Flower Club." Chen Jialuo politely handed over.

"Could it be that you two have some misunderstanding about our Heaven and Earth Society?"

Lu Yan thought to himself that this guy's ears were very good, he heard all this, it was like a big social death scene.

"No, I think you are somewhat similar to an old friend of mine."

"Oh? Who is the surname of the old friend you mentioned?" Chen Jialuo asked.

"Chen Jinnan! He is the chief rudder of the Tiandihui!" Lu Yan was basing this entirely on memory.

"It seems that you and Mr. Chen are from the same family!"

"I have long admired the name of Mr. Chen, the captain below. This is Gao Changgong, my brother! I have met all the heroes of the Red Flower Club!" Fang Chang knew more about the rules of the world than Lu Yan.

Quickly change the topic first.

"I wonder where these guys are going?"

"Brother Fang, Brother Gao, disrespectful, disrespectful!"

"Our Red Flower Club is preparing to gather Yang Gongdi with the heroes of the world tomorrow."

(End of this chapter)