Peninsula: Start with the nephew of the soy sauce bottle

Chapter 67

After the script was confirmed to be "So You're Beautiful", the next step was to adapt it.

For the purpose of making it a short drama, I decided to only select a few clips to star in.

However, the adaptation process did not go so smoothly. Each of these actors expressed their own opinions and no one gave in. They imposed a lot of ideas on the script, which in the end seemed to be a complete mess.

Anyway, except for the basic settings, there is no trace of "So He's Beautiful" at all.

Because it looked more interesting, Park Kyung Wook didn't object.

Except for the fact that men dress up as women.

Park Jingxu protested repeatedly, but still could not resist the surging public opinion, and had no choice but to compromise.

The script, which had been changed beyond recognition, was named "She Turns out to be a Beauty!" 》

The story background is similar to the original play, but considering that most of the actual actors participating are women, the gender of the entire background was changed.

This is what happened: In order to realize her sister's dream, the protagonist Park Mi-nam replaced her twin sister and became a member of the group ANJELL.

ANJELL has also become a girl group.

For example, the gender of other supporting characters has also been changed to women.

Only Uhey, who likes the protagonist Go Tae-kyung, has to change his gender, so one lucky person has to be chosen to dress up as a man.

After assigning the roles, the cast will look like this:
Park Kyung Wook plays the male protagonist Park Mi Nam
Park Chorong plays the lead singer of the heroine group (played by Ko Tae-kyung)

Liu Chanwo plays the second female lead dancer of the group (Jiang Xinyu’s role)

Bae Suzy plays the third female rap role (Jeremy's role)
Yoon Bo-mi plays Uhey, the national fairy who likes Cho-ryong.
Park Jihyo plays the president of the agency
Son Na-eun plays the handsome man’s agent
Wu Xiarong as Mu Hualan (Gao Taijing's mother)

The original purpose of this short drama was to test Park Kyung Wook's acting skills, and it was the background of the script recommended by Park Chorong, so the roles of the male lead and the female lead were decided.

Other than that, the rest are chosen anonymously by votes from the venue, including staff.

I have to say that this role arrangement is really full of malice.

Not to mention the main character, it would be nonsense to ask Park Ji-hyo, the youngest in the cast, to play the highest-ranking president in the drama.

Also, having Son Na-eun, who is taciturn and not good at comedy, play the role of the manager who talks non-stop in the drama is also a real embarrassment;
What's even more outrageous is that Wu Xiarong, who is often said to be old-looking, plays the protagonist's mother, which is simply rubbing salt into people's wounds.

Most people in the audience had bad expressions after reading the cast list.

Only a few people like Bumei Jihyo were smiling.

Needless to say, Bumi really likes Choron Unnie in real life, and she doesn't care if she dresses up as a man, so it can be said that this is the role that satisfies her the most.

And Park Jihyo was often accused of being the boss because of his status as maknae. As soon as he got the role of president, he realized that it was an excellent opportunity for revenge.

After everyone was familiar with the characters and the script, they finished changing their costumes and started filming.

The practice room serves as a stage.

The first act:
Several tables, chairs and a cardboard with "President's Office" written on it announced the location where the story took place.

At this time, Park Jihyo, wearing sunglasses, white gloves and a suit, was sitting on a simple chair.

His hands stood on the table and were crossed in front of the person. He looked silent and seemed to be a character from a well-known COS robot animation.

Standing in front of her were three fashionably dressed girls—the trio of ANJELL, her most popular group.

The atmosphere of silence at this time seemed a bit solemn.

After several seconds of pretending to be the president, Park Jihyo slowly spoke.

"Do you know why I called you here today?"

"Isn't it going to be settled?"

Bae Suzy, who has a cheerful and carefree character, looked overjoyed.

Settlement means that after the company deducts the cost of training the trainees, the remaining profits earned by the group will be distributed to the group members in proportion.

It is the most important source of income for idols.

It can be said that idols worked hard for this moment.

But President Park, who is a businessman, would not be so kind.

She showed a look of "what is this child doing here!"

"Suzy warns me. If you say such nonsense again, your salary will be deducted."

"Inside..." Pei Xiuzhi agreed dejectedly.

"You're not going to change our dormitory, are you?" Liu Xuan, whose character has a calm and gentle personality, said with some uncertainty.

However, this idea was quickly refuted by President Heixin Park.

"Isn't it very comfortable to live in the basement?" President Park asked in surprise.

"But the other major groups live in apartments." Liu Xun seemed a little aggrieved.

"This is for your safety!

Even the most fanatical sasaeng fan would never imagine that the most famous girl group in the country actually lives in a basement!
So living here greatly reduces the risk! "President Park said nonsense seriously.

"There's not even any sunlight, it's too dark and depressing." Liu Xianwo pointed out the problem.

"You guys are idols! Appearance management is very important!
It would be bad if your skin is damaged if you are exposed to too much sun!
Think about your career! President Park Jihyo retorted calmly.

"It's also very crowded and narrow, and I can hardly put anything in it!" Liu Xianga seemed to want to cry more and more as she talked.

“So don’t buy anything other than necessities!?
This is cultivating your thrifty spirit!

Do you think that just by relying on the money you have earned in the past few years, you will be able to rest easy for the rest of your life? ?

Maybe other companies can do it, but not here! "

President Park’s sincere teachings can make people cry!
Seeing that President Park was still going to continue talking, team leader Park Chulong interrupted impatiently.

"Then why did you come to us?"

President Park's eyes flashed with sternness, but he quickly suppressed his emotions.

There should still be some preferential treatment for the company's cash cow.

She took out a test report form from the hospital.

"The doctor said that your vocal cords have been overused and may have been damaged. You are still unwilling to lip-sync, but you have to open the mic and sing for real. Can you hold on like this?"

"Singers just have to be on the mic! I'm not an actor!" Park Chulong sneered at the president's statement.

President Park Jihyo didn’t bother to explain anything and directly issued an ultimatum.

"Don't forget that the money you owe the company has not been paid off. Now your body does not belong to you, so listen to me and don't turn on the microphone temporarily."

Pu Chulong clicked his tongue in displeasure, but did not object.

As a company artist, you can only obey the company's arrangements.

But she still asked reluctantly.

"What about the next show? I don't accept lip-synching."

"Don't worry about it, I have found another lead singer, she will replace you very well.

After I finish speaking, who agrees?Who is against? "

"I object!" Pu Chulong frowned slightly, instinctively rejecting newcomers. "If she is not strong enough, I will not allow her to sing my songs."

This extremely proud speech was directly greeted by Park Jihyo's slap in the air. Park Chulong, who had practiced Aikido, took advantage of the situation and turned around in the air for a week and a half before falling to the ground.

The remaining two people remained silent, nodding their heads and talking like mincing words.

"I agree!"

"I agree too!"

Even Chulong, who was slapped to the ground, covered his face and remained silent.

Park Jihyo, who moved his body slightly, straightened his collar and twisted his wrist, showing off his CEO style.

Then she seemed to notice the worries in several people's hearts, and explained with a smile.

"Don't worry, her talent is unique! She won't let you down."

Second act

When the program is broadcast, a brief introduction will be released later for viewers to understand:
Park Jingxu was encouraged by his manager to disguise himself as a woman to sign a contract with President Park. Then during the signing process, he was pulled into the recording studio by Park Chorong and asked to sing live to prove his ability.

This part was shot in a recording studio because there happened to be a vacant recording studio in the company.

Park Kyung-wook, who was disguised as a woman, appeared for the first time and instantly caused laughter from the staff.

Park Kyung Wook, who originally had a youthful look, wouldn't be too out of the ordinary when he dressed up as a girl. Just to enhance the comedy effect, he wore heavy makeup and a double ponytail wig.

It can be said that professionalism is showing off.

Coupled with the name of that beautiful girl, the contrast created makes people laugh.

Then the 1.7-meter-1.6-meter person was picked up and thrown into the recording studio by Park Chulong, who was [-]-meter-[-] meters tall.

Pu Chulong took out a sheet of music and pushed it against the other person's chest, saying with a blank expression.

"Sing this song."

"But I only know how to rap."

Park Jingxu hesitated.

These words made the other three people's expressions change.

Pu Chulong was the first to speak through gritted teeth.

"Won't the president say that he has hired a lead singer!?"

The gentle and good man Liu Xianwo came out to smooth things over: "Maybe there is some misunderstanding..."

Bae Suzy, a foreign returnee with dissatisfaction written on her face, said bluntly: "Hey bro! Are you taking my job away from me!? I am the RAP in charge of the team!"

Facing the aggressive people, Park Jingxu shrank his neck again and emphasized again.

"I really only know how to rap."

Park Chulong was about to say something, but was suddenly stopped by Pei Xiuzhi.

"Oni, let me come. This guy wants to take my place, so let's fight! The winner takes everything, and the loser goes back to the trash!"

Then the two had a Battle competition.

In the end, Pei Xiuzhi lost.

She ORZed on the spot.

I emoticoned for a while, then got up and walked directly outside.

Liu Xianwo, who didn't know why, asked.

"Where are you going?"

"Dump."

"Stop joking!" Pu Chulong scolded.

"I'm not kidding... I've already staked everything I have... I'm willing to admit defeat, it's time for me to get out."

At this time, Pu Jingxu, who was timid, made a suggestion.

"How about Suzy becoming the lead singer?"

The other three looked at each other in confusion, and finally Pei Xiuzhi turned around and left.

"Then I'd better get out!"

"Xiuzhi can't do it..."

"She's tone-deaf..."

Seeing that the other two teammates stopped trying to persuade him, Park Jingxu's expression fluctuated for a while, and finally he made up his mind and spoke.

"Then let me be the lead singer!"

When he first arrived, he didn't want to bear the reputation of forcing his teammates away.

Hearing this, Pei Xiuzhi paused.

The other two people questioned aloud.

"Didn't you say you can't sing?"

"My mouth shape is good..."

Park Jingxu explained weakly.

Then all three people rolled their eyes.

At this time, President Park Jihyo and Manager Sun had just arrived.

Park Chorong angrily questioned President Park.

"You didn't say you would find a uniquely talented lead singer?"

"That's right! Isn't there a unique lead singer who can only sing RAP!?"

Park Jihyo said matter-of-factly.

"But she can't sing!"

"Just lip-sync and that's it."

"But we agreed not to lip-sync!"

"I didn't promise you. Think about it carefully. Is this the case?"

What Park Jihyo said was so reasonable that Chulong didn't know how to refute it.

Because I remembered what the other party said, it seemed like this.

"Don't worry about that. I've found another lead singer. She will replace you well."

This is what Park Jihyo said at the time.

There's nothing wrong with lip-syncing for her.

At this time, Bae Xiuzhi raised questions.

"Then why did you find someone who knows how to rap? Do you think I'm in the way?"

Park Jihyo patted her shoulder and comforted her.

"Don't say that! Suzy, you are still very important!"

Hearing this, Pei Xiuzhi immediately beamed with joy, then got carried away and continued to ask questions.

"What's important to me?"

"With you in our group, there are only four of us!"

After hearing this, Bae Suzy's face dropped instantly, and her emotions were like a roller coaster falling from the peak to the bottom.

Everyone was down (depressed).

"The only use of me is to fill people's heads..."

"Don't think so, filling people's heads is also a technical job." President Park Jihyo's thoughtful comfort came in time.

"Where is it reflected?" Pei Xiuzhi asked, still holding on to a glimmer of hope.

“First of all, you have to be a human being, not like my dog ​​Afu.

Secondly, your gender must be clearly identified as a woman. If you are a man, it won’t work. Fans will not accept it.

In the end, you have to be a beautiful woman. After all, you are an idol. Appearance is very important in this industry.

In addition, you must be a beautiful woman with special skills. We are not recruiting vases! "

Every time Park Ji Hyo talks eloquently, Bae Suzy's face becomes darker.

By the time she finished speaking, Pei Xiuzhi's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

This ends the second act.

This performance had the staff laughing non-stop.

After reading it, all of them gave positive reviews.

Act three.

Preliminary summary: Park Jingxu dressed up as a girl and checked into the dormitory, and then everyone gathered together for a girls' night party at night.

The prop group put on cute animal pajamas for everyone.

Park Kyung Wook was struck by lightning as soon as he appeared on the stage.

He showed his curiosity towards the three of them.

"Oni, I heard people on the Internet say you don't shit, is that true?"

The three people's expressions changed upon hearing this, and it seemed like there was something fishy going on.

They looked at each other and finally decided that Liu Xianga, the most stable person, would speak on his behalf.

"Beauty, why do you say that?"

"Because netizens say you are goddesses, and goddesses don't poop."

The three of them finally breathed a sigh of relief when they realized that it was just Park Jingxu's own speculation.

It was still Liu Xuanwo who was the most stable and solemn explanation.

"Beauty, since we are all part of the group now, we will have a mutually beneficial relationship from now on.

So we don't hide some things from you.

Actually... we can... poop.

Don't go out and talk about this matter, or the fans will riot! "

"Gui...I understand."

Hearing this, Pu Jingxu nodded seriously at first.

Then he breathed again.

At the same time, a relieved smile appeared on his face.

"I thought I would be the only one going to the toilet in the future. How embarrassing..."

At this moment, being reminded by Park Kyung Wook's words, Pei Suzy spoke as if she had remembered something.

"Speaking of which, I wanted to ask. Today I seem to have seen you, beautiful woman, peeing standing up instead of sitting on the toilet. Wouldn't you..."

As soon as these words came out, Park Jingxu's expression suddenly changed.

Men's habits won't change for a while.

Is his identity going to be exposed on the first day? ?

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