Peninsula: Start with the nephew of the soy sauce bottle

Chapter 68 Sincerity in the Small Theater

"You don't...have hemorrhoids, do you?"

Bae Suzy winked at Park Kyung Wook with an intriguing smile on her face.

Hearing this, Park Jingxu felt relieved.

"This...this has been discovered by you!"

Park Jingxu pretended to be coy and said rather embarrassedly.

Seeing this, Pei Xiuzhi patted him on the shoulder and said comforting words.

"Don't worry! Who hasn't suffered from hemorrhoids? I've suffered from it, and so have I and Chulong Unni!"

"Yeah! I'm warning you not to talk nonsense! I didn't get it!"

"It's better for Suzy not to joke, and don't let the beauty misunderstand you."

When the embarrassing incident about their family was revealed, their expressions suddenly changed.

Opening your mouth means hastily clearing up the relationship.

The little confused Bae Suzy was very dissatisfied with the unnies questioning her lying, even though it was all the truth.

She was about to retort seriously, but she immediately stopped when she saw the death threats projected by the two Ernies.

Park Jingxu asked worriedly, pretending not to notice.

"Isn't it in good taste for me to do this?"

"what is this about?"

"Peeing standing up... or something like that."

"Relax! We've tried it too! Can we...can we try this?"

At this time, Pei Xiuzhi stood up again and said.

However, it seemed that he was talking out loud again.

But this time she learned to be smart. After realizing her mistake, she immediately turned her questioning eyes to the other two Ernies.

After receiving nods from both of them, he continued.

"Yes! The three of us have tried it!
Wow but this is really hard!
It will easily flow onto your legs!

So beauty, you won’t encounter this situation! ? "

"This... you won't get used to it anymore."

Park Jingxu smiled dryly with wandering eyes.

This sentence caused a violent reaction from the other party.

Pei Xiuzhi's expression was not only surprised but also full of admiration.

"Jinjia!? Beauty, do you often do this!?"

"Well...my parents raised me as a boy, so I learned it at a very young age."

Faced with Bae Suzy's continued in-depth questioning, Park Beauty had no choice but to deal with it with nonsense.

It's just that she didn't seem to grasp the right degree. This answer made Pei Xiuzhi scream outrageous and incredible!

"Do you need to learn how to raise a boy?"

"Gui... They think this can save a lot of time.

One thing my father often says is: 'Don't waste your precious time in the toilet! '"

"Dafa... uncle's words will really make many people feel ashamed! Especially nowadays, many office workers like to pay for shitting. It's really a bad phenomenon!"

Pei Xiuzhi gave Pu Meili a thumbs up with emotion.

The other two who had been listening silently couldn't help but nod along, seeming to agree with Pei Xiuzhi's statement.

Pu Mei was so embarrassed by the actions of several people, but she had to keep telling her lies with tears in her eyes.

"Actually, I struggled with this for a long time after I discovered that I was different from others."

"Is it hard?" Pu Chulong, who had been silent all this time, rarely spoke.

"That's not the case. I still saved a lot of time."

"Then what are you worried about?"

"If you urinate while standing...it doesn't fit well with the toilet. Even if you get used to it, you will still feel tired every time. So I will struggle every time, otherwise I should change back to the normal position."

Hearing this, Pu Chulong's face darkened.

At the end of the third act, everyone laughed and clapped.

Very well done and very funny.

Moreover, the script is not written in such detail, and many parts are played by the actors themselves.

Next comes Act Four.

Preliminary summary: Park Beauty's boyfriend was discovered, resulting in a situation where the three of them faced off angrily.

"Beauty, you are actually a man!?"

Pei Xiuzhi pointed at Park Jingxu tremblingly, looking in disbelief.

In addition, the two people who knew the truth earlier said comfortingly.

"I'm sorry, Xiuzhi, I kept it from you for so long. We were afraid that you wouldn't be able to accept it, so we didn't tell you."

"Yes, because this matter is really shocking... We still want you to be more prepared before telling the truth."

Bae Suzy lowered her head, and her thick bangs covered her face, making it impossible to see her expression.

The three people including Park Jingxu thought that the other party was angry, so they were a little panicked.

As a result, Xiuzhi suddenly raised her head again, and the joyful expression on her face was a little bit relieved.

"It's great that it's a boy! I almost thought I fell in love with a woman!"

"?"

The three of them looked confused. Is this just the case?
But before they could relax, Xiuzhi immediately changed her face and put on an angry expression.

This made the three of them feel a little thumping in their hearts. Thinking about it, it really made her angry.

In order to prevent the boat of friendship from capsizing, he pretended to beg for forgiveness.

As a result, the other party's first sentence caught them by surprise.

"That's why Park Meimei, you pee standing up is a lie!"

"I'm not lying! I am indeed standing!"

Park Jingxu explained hurriedly.

The burden that was finally put aside cannot be increased any more!

"But you're a man! That's as it should be!"

"Well... I did lie then because I couldn't explain my actions beyond that."

Park Jingxu had no choice but to admit it.

Hearing this, Pei Xiuzhi's expression softened.

"That's why I'm angry because this incident made me think you were a unique genius, and I secretly admired you for a while!"

"There's no need to worship that kind of thing!" Park Chorong, played by Park Chorong, took the opportunity to complain.

"But no matter what, I still regard you as a good sister!" Pei Xiuzhi punched Park Jingxu in the chest.

"Me too! Not only Suzy, but Choron and Changa are my good sisters!"

Park Jingxu hurriedly expressed his loyalty.

At this moment, Liu Yanwo suddenly blurted out a joke seemingly casually.

"So beauty, do you just think of us as sisters?"

The moment the words were spoken, everyone's eyes suddenly changed.

The eyes staring closely at Park Jingxu were filled with not only expectation, but also a hint of unspeakable pressure.

This made Park Jingxu couldn't help but sigh, these Nu Na actors acted really well.

Although this part is not in the script, they can completely catch the scene even if they improvise.

While ensuring that he will not play, he can also contribute such a real acting skill.

It seems that these few have good acting talents!

Thinking of this, Park Jingxu felt that he could not be content with others.

After all, there will be a TV series waiting for me soon!How can we not show something?
After making up his mind, his expression suddenly changed.

His character is simple and naive, so he doesn't notice other people's feelings for him.

So Pu Jingxu smiled heartily.

"Of course, we have to be good sisters for life... Oh no, we should be good siblings!"

"But what if I don't want to?"

Liu Yanwo actively attacked again. She looked at Park Jingxu with burning eyes, unwilling to look away at all.

Park Jingxu gave her a thumbs up in his heart, but followed the scene calmly.

Park Jingxu, who looked embarrassed, hesitated for a while, as if he couldn't stand the hot gaze, and couldn't help but tilt his head.

"What kind of joke are you kidding? We have been through so much together, don't say such hurtful words!"

"She's right, Jingxu. No one just wants to be brother and sister."

Park Chorong was the second to speak, but he seemed to have made a mistake. Instead of calling his character's name, he called him his real name.

If it were put into the official filming of a film or television drama, this would be completely useless!
It's not okay to make such a low-level mistake, but since it was a short drama that was mainly nonsensical, Park Kyung Wook didn't stop it.

At this time, Pu Jingxu pretended to understand something from the other party's words, and no longer showed others with that innocent face.

He forced a smile.

"Nu Na, what else can we be if we are not siblings?"

"Don't you already understand it yourself?"

At this time, Liu Xuanwo took over the conversation again, with that deep and calm gaze that seemed to be able to easily penetrate people's hearts.

But Park Jingxu still maintained his smiling face.

"I really don't understand, Nu Na! I'm very stupid. If you didn't explain it clearly, I wouldn't be able to guess it at all!"

"Don't you want me to say 'lover' so that you won't escape? Then congratulations, you succeeded."

As Liu Xuanwo blurted out these words, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Park Jingxu, who was forced into a corner, had no way to escape and escape.

As a last resort, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say.

"Nu Na, I didn't think about it that much, I just regarded you as a teammate..."

"OK, Arasso! You don't have to say anything anymore. Don't worry, I won't pester you. After today, we will still be good teammates."

After speaking to Liu Yuan, I silently stepped aside and gave up my position.

The replacement was Park Cho-long.

She asked with a smile on her friendly face.

"I'm not just a teammate in your heart, am I?"

According to the plot of the original work, he and Chu Long should end up together, so saying something like "You are special" would be more in line with the original audience's perception.

But Park Jingxu also considered that what they were performing was a nonsensical skit and they did not have to follow the rules in everything.

Sometimes you might be able to make the audience laugh by doing something a little out of the ordinary!

"Of course it's more than that!"

Before Chulong showed a surprised expression, Park Jingxu continued.

"We go to the toilet together!

Angry, don’t you remember that we pooped together in the two innermost stalls of the bathroom on the fourth floor of the company near the recording studio?

We ran out of toilet paper at that time. Fortunately, I brought it with me and tore half of it for you to avoid the fate of getting started! "

As soon as these words came out, many staff members couldn't help laughing.

Even Pu Chulong himself almost laughed.

Although Park Jingxu suddenly got into trouble, she still cooperated with him in desperation.

Who makes her angry?
"But you got the paper from me, right?"

"Yes...is that so?"

Park Kyung Wook acted surprised and uncertain.

This made the staff laugh again.

Park Chulong nodded affirmatively.

"That's right, so it should be said that I gave you half of the paper to avoid the fate of getting started."

"Hey~ We are good teammates and good siblings, so we know why we are so fussy! At worst, it will be my turn to give you paper next time!"

Park Kyung Wook once again made many people laugh when he pretended to be unhappy and beat him up.

Chulong finally couldn't help but laugh.

Point out a blind spot by the way.

"But we can't go to the bathroom together."

"Why? Are you going to destroy our friendship with Meng in the toilet!?"

"You are a boy and I am a girl, so we are not in the same toilet."

"Numna, just dress up as a man!" Park Jingxu suggested calmly.

"Why aren't you wearing women's clothes?" Pu Chulong didn't know what medicine the other party bought in his gourd, so he could only continue talking.

"Because I can't accept women's clothing!" Park Jingxu said confidently.

"You have been dressing up as a woman for so long and now you are talking about this!?" Pu Chulong, with wide eyes, complained in her milky voice.

"It was a last resort before, but if we continue now, we will develop gender cognitive impairment!"

Park Jingxu's reasons were so reasonable that Chulong could not refute them for a while.

The girl thought for a moment before speaking.

"But I might also have gender cognitive disorder!"

"If it's anger, then that's okay."

Park Jingxu shook his head firmly.

The girl was puzzled by this.

"why?"

"Because Nu's usual behavior is incompatible with girls."

The others laughed again, especially thinking about what Xiaolong usually did, it seemed that what he said made sense.

This time Pu Chulong finally understood what he meant.

The whole face bulged, like a squirrel with its mouth stuffed with pine nuts.

This is no longer acting but reflects reality!
So she also called the other person by his real name.

"Jing Xu, are you saying that I'm a tomboy!?"

"Ani! This is to praise you for being informal and able to get along with anyone!"

Park Jingxu quickly explained, otherwise he might suffer unexpected disasters.

He could already see the opponent's feet slowly moving.

He didn't want to be like cracked floorboards.

However, these words made him give him a blank look from Chu Long.

"Correction, I don't treat every man like this.

I was indeed raised as a boy when I was a child, so I felt more relaxed around men.

But that's only limited to those gym brothers I've known since childhood. I treat them as family members! "

Although Chu Long's explanation was a bit redundant, Pu Jingxu didn't dare to doubt anything and nodded quickly.

With the camera in front of him, he couldn't say anything, so he could only get over this situation quickly.

"I understand! That's a good girl! But thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is no need to dress up. I just need to separate the paper before entering the toilet, right?"

"Looks like yeah...then what are we talking about?"

Chulong tilted his head, which was really cute.

Being cute is also an important means to increase audience stickiness.

"Discuss whether the audience will think we are Prabhu after seeing it..."

"Then Jingxu can be Pabu alone, right?"

Chu Long planned to abandon the other party very unfaithfully.

Park Jingxu pretended to be very panicked.

"Are you leaving me just like that!? We pooped together back to back in the cubicle!"

"That's just a character setting! Don't make it sound real! Besides, there's always someone who wants to be Pabu, why can't it be you, Jingxu?"

Chulong's skills at complaining are getting better and better. Sure enough, if he stays with those three living treasures for a long time, everyone will be assimilated.

Finally, with Park Kyung Wook's compromise, this absurd plot came to an end.

　Thank you to classmate Li Yili for your monthly ticket!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)