Retrograde for thousands of years

Chapter 10 Dragon Slayer

In a closed office, a group of officials from the government of country M were sitting inside. Originally, the highest level officials were supposed to attend the meeting, but later a minister was asked to take his place because of dizziness.

"This person named Zhou Huan has caused great losses to the United States!"

The official in charge of the report began to explain Zhou Huan's deeds.

"He was born in..."

"Needless to say, who here doesn't know his great achievements? The solar storm not long ago caused misfortune to us all."

A staff officer from the Ministry of National Defense shook his head, took off his glasses and rubbed his eyebrows.

The research on Zhou Huan had begun before he went to the United States. Unfortunately, no matter how he investigated, Zhou Huan's background was as clean as a blank slate.

You know everything you need to know, but what’s the use?
Zhou Huan's blog must be viewed from the opposite direction, but it cannot be interpreted completely from the opposite direction. For example, he praised Councilman Lin and his wife for their love for each other, but in the end, the couple really had a love for each other and they were determined not to divorce, etc.

So, what does this article praising Mother Earth mean?
Various interpretations have been released one after another, and even several major news media have conducted analysis. However, in reality, the stock market fell rapidly after Zhou Huan released the news, and there was a small climax of selling in the market.

Naturally, everyone doesn’t believe the ridiculous things like aliens and monsters coming, but there is really a cult leader telling everyone that the end of the earth is coming, telling everyone about the impending disaster through the words of the devil Zhou Huan.

"Our president even talks to the other side of the ocean through a hotline, because according to the analysis of think tanks, the most likely end of the earth is nuclear war."

The minister covered his cheek with his hand, and said slowly: "The president has paid attention to that person, and he told us that once that person posts a post, remember to notify him, and he actually believed that person is the spokesperson of the devil."

The officials below didn't say anything. It can be explained by the fact that the president turned down the seminar about Zhou Huan because he had other important matters.

"So, if we physically solve Zhou Huan's proposal, will the president not approve it?"

an official asked desperately.

"Please never mention this matter in front of the president, otherwise you are going to go to the North Pole to guard the radar station!"

The dragon slayer will be praised by the people, but the dragon slayer who kills one dragon will face the revenge of more dragons. The dragons even do not need to face the dragon slayer, they only need to kill a few cities, and the rest The fearful people will naturally take the initiative to kill the dragon slayer.

The president who believes in God believes that Zhou Huan is the devil's spokesperson. So what will the devil think if he kills the devil's spokesperson?In a world where God is dead and the devil is rampant, what can the president do to protect himself?

Even if there is only a slight possibility, the president will not risk his own life and that of his family - what if someone leaks the news to Zhou Huan, and Zhou Huan comes to praise the president's family photo?
"And physical destruction is not suitable. There are strict protection measures around this person, making it difficult to get close."

"Who protects him, is it Chinese?"

The military representative suddenly became energetic.

"It's Aegis Security Company. Zhou Huan hired a large group of bodyguards to protect him closely."

"How is that possible? I've seen his bank balance, and it's only a few hundred thousand dollars. Does he have that much money to hire a bodyguard?"

"Mr. Robinson Coney, do you usually go online?"

"No, what's the matter?"

"Just the day before yesterday, twwier company paid Mr. Zhou Huan 120 million US dollars, and Mr. Zhou Huan can also receive hundreds of thousands of US dollars through tips on blogs, etc. In the Internet age, super popular bloggers are completely You can be financially free. Thanks to your push, Zhou Huan no longer needs a reporter contract from the Department of Defense or FBI."

The Ministry of National Defense and the FBI were once prepared to offer Zhou Huan a journalist contract, employing Zhou Huan to work for the government, with an annual salary of US$[-], and the posts did not involve the United States. Now it seems like a joke.

"Why didn't twwier block this person's account? We can contact China and block him online together?"

"No, first of all, I tried to block his account, which resulted in mysterious and unexplainable server failures on several websites. twwier doesn't want to make the same mistake again.

Second, all Zhou Huan’s speeches are reasonable and do not violate any laws and regulations. He is rich now. If we dare to block his blog, twwier will not agree, and he will also file a lawsuit with us.

Third, twwier has received a lot of traffic from Zhou Huan, and he will litigate for Zhou Huan and us.

"Then why not send him back as soon as possible and let him go back to harm others?"

"No, he lost his passport. Bird flu has occurred in the Los Angeles area. Therefore, Los Angeles will be an epidemic area within the next two months, and population exchanges between the two sides will be suspended."

"It doesn't matter whether it's diplomatic or not, you won't stuff him into a plane and just send him back, right?"

"He has money and hired a lawyer. If this is the case, many people will break the law and lose their jobs."

"You bastards, have you forgotten the tweet he posted the day before yesterday? He almost made us meet God!"

The day before yesterday, Zhou Huan posted a message wishing the earth well. Then six hours later, the sunspots suddenly became violently active, and at the same time a strong solar storm occurred. This largest solar storm ever observed by humans swept across the world. Contacts from all over the world Malfunctions, frequent car accidents, several passenger planes crashed, and countless electronic components were destroyed, causing countless economic losses. Many people were scared to death on the spot, thinking that the end of the world as mentioned by the cult leader had really come, and several mass suicides occurred. .

Even the senior officials present were in panic all day long. The commander-in-chief was in the underground shelter. He saw Zhou Huan's post and went to the underground command center, saying it was an inspection work. Then the ground contact suddenly became intermittent. The space satellite lost contact and almost thought a full-scale nuclear war broke out.Although nuclear war is still far away, everyone was scared at the time. No one knew how long the solar storm would last and whether it would intensify?

"Okay, Matthew, I'll leave this matter to you. I hope you can handle it well. You have very high authority, so you will be able to handle it well and satisfy the voters and us. Do you understand?"

The final result of the meeting was that the unlucky Matthew became the person in charge of the Zhou Huan incident. As a red neck in Texas, Matthew also knew why he was chosen.

He is impulsive, hard-working and patriotic, and dares to take responsibility. Otherwise, why would those damn politicians bring up the idea of ​​physically killing Zhou Huan at the meeting?There is also the proposal to expel Zhou Huan back to the country, which is actually for him to see.

He is a scapegoat who becomes a dragon slayer when necessary.

Matthew returned to the office and began to issue orders.

However, it doesn't matter, he has a way.

"Tell twwier to pay Zhou Huan more slowly. At the same time, tell Aegis Security Company that if it still wants the Ministry of National Defense contract and finds the loopholes in the contract, it would rather lose money than work as a security guard for him..."

Matthew returned to the office and began to issue orders, cutting off Zhou Huan's capital flow and asking Zhou Huan's security guards and lawyers to leave...

"It's useless, Zhou Huan is not short of money now."

"what?"

"Did you read Zhou Huan's post yesterday?"

"I saw it. He took Sanlifu's vitamins and found them to taste good. He greatly appreciated the post. Is Sanlifu Company reluctant to pay him? Can we sue him for extortion?"

"No, it was a retired director of Sanlifu who visited Zhou Huan yesterday. The two parties chatted for a long time, and then he hoped that Zhou Huan could advertise for Sanlifu Company."

"Is he out of his mind?"

"He was kicked out of the board of directors by the company in a dishonorable manner last year. Now he is relaxing at home. He has reported Sanlifu Company's violations to the Ministry of Commerce several times but to no avail. This time he gave Zhou Huan a reward of US$100 million to invite him. Advertising for Sanlifu Company.”

"and then?"

"Then Zhou Huan took the money? Can you sue him?"

"No, even the best lawyer cannot sue Zhou Huan. In the conversation between the director and Zhou Huan, he said that although he was retired, he was very attached to the company and now advertises for the company at his own expense. I hope Zhou Huan can agree to this request. . The donation has nothing to do with Sanlifu."

"This man is so smart..."

"No, there are many people looking for Zhou Huan, and he is just one of them. After the solar storm, several major Wall Street investment banks took the initiative to contact Zhou Huan, willing to provide him with an annual salary of one million or even tens of millions - as long as he notified him in advance before posting Their content will do."

"That's okay too?"

"What's not possible? The most profitable times are when countries are built and destroyed. Disasters bring not only destruction but also wealth. If those on Wall Street knew about the coming solar storm in advance, how much money could they make? "

"However, it's possible that his information was coincidental, and he didn't know exactly what was going to happen."

During the conversation between the FBI and Zhou Huan, Zhou Huan said that when he posted Zhou Huan on Weibo, he didn’t know what would happen. He only knew that the coincidence made him really miserable.

"This is enough. A hundred pieces of information, as long as one can be confirmed, just like Mother Earth's post, it is enough for those vampires to succeed in short selling. Fortunately, Zhou Huan did not accept the invitations from those investment banks, otherwise they would be able to borrow money today Take this opportunity to speculate on stocks."

At this time, a message was sent to the subordinate's mobile phone. Looking at the message on it, the subordinate's face looked a little strange.

"Sanlifu Company was exposed to illegal use of industrial raw materials containing heavy metals, and its stock fell sharply."

Matthew was silent after hearing this.

Then another message was sent to the subordinate's mobile phone.

"what happened?"

"Zhou Huan left the hotel. He wanted to visit the National Geological Park."

"What's the matter?"

"Below the National Geological Park is the Yellowstone Volcano, what if he takes a few photos!"

"f!ck!"

(End of this chapter)