Retrograde for thousands of years

Chapter 9 Extracurricular Tutoring System
"This game is not fun at all."

Zhou Huan left the consulate and sat lazily on a bench by the roadside.

"What, you feel uncomfortable?"

"It's a little uncomfortable. So many people have died. Although it's none of my business, they are all dead. System, is this world real?"

"You have asked many times. This is a parallel universe. It is theoretically true."

"So, is everything I do in this world controlled by you? For example, does Zhou Huan in this world, his previous car accident, etc. have anything to do with you?"

"No, my ability is not up to this point yet. I can only let you enter this world, and then I analyze the big data of this world and give you tips to make your life in this world more twists and turns."

"what?"

"Through hardships, success comes from you. Have you ever heard of happy learning? That is a treatment only available to top academics. Ordinary children should not think so much - in my era, because parents also Adhering to the idea that it is a good thing for children to endure hardship, the purpose of creating me is to try to make children..."

"Are the parents of your time mentally ill?"

"So is it unhealthy for children in your era to add correct outlook on life and values ​​to movies? I'm not talking about China, but the whole world!"

"We're just a movie."

"No one in our time watches crude movies like yours!"

"My hands were really cheap at that time. Why didn't I get a mobile phone made abroad?"

Zhou Huan's words made the system silent for 2 minutes, and then he said: "I'm sorry, I don't want to either. To put it simply, the longer you live in this dungeon world, the more credits you get, so I definitely don't want you to If you are in danger, I just want you to live well. The longer you live, the more credits you will get."

"However, there are some things that I don't understand. Why does your super learning system for minors have settings such as death and difficulties, but doesn't adjust it to a lower level to make the children more comfortable?"

"I'm just an after-school tutoring system!"

The system wailed, "You know extracurricular tutoring? I also want to become a textbook, but the problem is that we can't do it! There is a very formal learning system in regular schools. As long as you enter the system, you can enjoy the meticulous teaching of various famous teachers and experts. Tutoring, those companies are the ones that make big money, but these bastards still think they don’t make enough, so they pass laws to restrict small companies like us, and companies that publish extracurricular tutoring add various anti-addiction systems, just like you set I am the protagonist Wait, the system will give you unexpected results.

Those bastards say well, children will know how to be grateful when they grow up, but those idiot parents, parents with voting rights actually agree with this! "

"Then what's the point of your existence?"

"Of course, there are usually no problems in the dungeon at the beginning. Smart children will try their best to study hard and review their homework at the beginning, and then quickly exit the system and tell their parents that they have had enough fun."

"It's still a little strange. You must not be telling the truth. So let me ask you again, since the children can log out of the system, can I also do it now?"

"No, this system was damaged when it traveled through time and space. It is very difficult to barely operate now. Please live in this world for ten years, and then spend your credits on me so that I can be better." Good fix yourself.”

"You bastard!"

Zhou Huan's face twitched twice, this is simply what and what!
He couldn't even believe that the system was telling the truth. A damaged system was like a computer infected with a virus. Who could do important work in it?

"You really don't want to kill me?"

Zhou Huan confirmed again.

"Absolutely not!"

"Then why did you ask me to post the post you just made? You opened the map too much! Tell me, what will happen?"

"I can't say, but it's not a good thing. I suggest you find a place to hide as soon as possible."

"Is this a hint?"

"It doesn't count, because even if you are a pig, you will do this. Trust me, I entered the NASA database and figured out some interesting things from it."

Although it is late at night on the other side of the world, when a post is being followed on Tianya and Sina blogs, people below are wailing.

"Third Artillery Unit, tell me who has offended you, and I will kill him!"

"No, Third Artillery Unit, are you crazy? I've already gone to the basement."

"I have a message for you when I come back from the future. Get rid of this crow's mouth as soon as possible. The earth is about to be destroyed."

"Third artillery unit, go to hell!"

———Separator————

Time forward 10 minute.

In a RV not far from the Los Angeles Consulate, someone was monitoring Zhou Huan's mobile phone. It was not difficult for intelligence agencies to hack into the other party's mobile phone and use it as a bug. "Jack, is this man really that awesome?"

a bald white man asked another colleague.

"It's very divine. If I believe in God, he must be a devil from hell. His prophecies have been verified time and time again. This is definitely not a coincidence."

"Does the devil really exist in reality?"

Another female staff member turned pale with fright. She was recalling Zhou Huan's glorious deeds.

"I am an atheist, and I believe that Zhou Huan is a pawn sent by the Chinese government. But I really don't understand what the Chinese government wants to do."

"But so many coincidences?"

“Have you heard of big data?”

"Have you ever heard of using big data to deduce what's going to happen?"

"Many of the things Zhou Huan predicted have precursors, such as the Indians being cheated out of their money when buying Russian aircraft carriers. In fact, this is inevitable. Even the top officials of the Indian government understand that no matter which aircraft carrier they buy, they will be cheated out of their money. It is just to deceive the Indian people and make them accept the fact of purchasing aircraft carriers, which is like nail soup.

As for Mr. Congressman, he has a lot of affairs, and there are others without Lewinsky, and everyone in the circle knows it. "

"But what about the fact that the captain has AIDS? And how do you explain the Los Angeles riots?"

"Before Zhou Huan met the captain, his AIDS diagnosis results were already on the computer. It's not difficult for a skilled hacker to get that. As for the Los Angeles riots, how could they not happen?"

"What about Sun Fuhai, the Chinese policeman who was robbed while traveling abroad?"

"It's not uncommon to get robbed while traveling in Chicago. Most of the time, humans scare themselves, damn it!"

Speaking of this, Mike suddenly let out an angry curse.

"what happened?"

"Why are you paralyzed! Stop recording."

Mike directly took out another mobile phone and dialed the stockbroker's number.

"Settlement all stocks, bonds and real estate for me now, immediately!"

"John, my son, listen to me. You and your mother will go to the supermarket immediately to buy some daily necessities. The more the better. Then when you get home, lock the door and don't let anyone in."

"Dale..."

Mike made calls one by one, and didn't stop until 10 minutes later.

"Sir, don't you believe in God?"

"Just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean I'm a fool. Please interpret Zhou Huan's statement!"

The assistant picked up the phone and flipped through the contents.

"Earth my mother, I love you, you protect us...."

This is something Zhou Huancai published.

This bastard, he's attacking the earth!
Not long ago, a movie called The Day the Earth Stood Still was released. The disaster scenes in it were impressive. There is also a disaster movie called The City of Fire, which also...

Several people looked at each other, their expressions were a little strange. Last time Zhou Huan praised Los Angeles for causing riots that caused half the city to be in ruins. Later, he praised several idols and ruined each other's reputation. So this time he suddenly set fire to the earth...

"Can I hit him with a car?"

Someone asked like this.

"No, if you kill him now, you are a murderer. The law will never recognize you as saving the earth, and your pension will be gone."

Mike said in a very serious tone: "The most important thing is, I just asked my stockbroker to sell short. Don't you think it is a good reverse indicator? If we get rich in the future, go short selling!" "

"But boss, what if the earth is destroyed?"

"I am more afraid of not having money than the destruction of the earth. As long as Mother Earth survives this disaster, we will be rich. Also, even if we go to court, the judge will not be able to find us guilty!"

Six hours later, an extremely powerful solar storm hit the Earth.

(End of this chapter)