Retrograde for thousands of years

Chapter 8

"It's not just a serious issue like this, it's an already serious issue."

The system said in Zhou Huan's mind: "You have attracted the attention of the whole country, and all the self-media are hyping you up. "Shocked, our country actually has such a secret weapon!" "Decryption, he hit the United States hard like this" "A Chinese high school students cost the United States tens of billions, but the United States welcomes him with a smile. These articles have made many middle-aged and elderly Internet users really think that you are a secret weapon.

"None of my business!"

"Haven't you ever heard of a thousand men's accusations?"

"This is why I am treated like this. My posts are not illegal!"

"In our time, there was a saying that all mass incidents were ultimately political issues. With the domestic turmoil so big, do Sina Blog and Tianya dare to take advantage of the fire?"

"But why didn't they block my ID from the beginning?"

"Maybe some old comrades think that you are contributing to the country. Even if they can't help, they can't hold you back, right?"

"You mean, if I post about domestic issues in Tianya and other places, it will be deleted immediately, but if I mention foreign countries, it will be fine?"

"Yes, that's it. You are no longer patriotic. I have asked you to register a twwer account for this reason."

Generally speaking, Zhou Huan only posts patriotic posts in China, because he feels that foreigners cannot understand them if they are posted on Twitter.

At this time, Zhou Huan's cell phone rang. The person on the phone was from the Chinese Consulate in Los Angeles. The people inside were very enthusiastic and told him that they wanted to meet him and they could go anywhere.

"No need to go to such trouble, I'll just go to the consulate."

There seemed to be the sound of something falling over the phone, and someone seemed to be covering his mouth to prevent swear words from being uttered, and continued to speak to Zhou Huan in a kind manner.

"Mr. Zhou, you're welcome. We can just go wherever you are. Don't come over. The consulate is currently being renovated and everything is in a mess."

Zhou Huan didn't come back until the other party hung up the phone.

"Do they dislike me like this? Are they so afraid of me going to the consulate? I'm going to go, system, let's take a taxi!"

At this moment, Zhou Huan felt extremely sad and angry, what and what is this!
If his blog hadn't been blocked, he would have posted a post right now praising the Los Angeles Consulate for how great it is!
The four major hatreds in life are: one is that carps are too boney, the other is that kumquats are so sour, the third is that sex is censored, and the fourth is that there is no way to be patriotic!
"Hey, the system issued a non-compulsory order, and the wanderer returned to the country.

The user is asked to return to his home country, and the task reward is a credit point. "

———Separator————

The Los Angeles consulate is easy to find, and it takes less than 10 minutes to get there by Zhou Huan.

"My name is Zhou Huan. Not long ago, a person named Secretary Li from your consulate called me and said he had something to talk about. I thought about it and came over by myself..."

"Are you Zhou Huan?"

The receptionist at the consulate looked at Zhou Huan with a look on his face as if he had seen a ghost. It was even more complicated when he discovered that there was a camera on Zhou Huan's chest.

"Do you know me?"

Zhou Huan was a little strange.

"Everyone knows you. Even my friends have called me to ask if you really exist. You must not praise me or complain about me. I still have a wife and children..."

"Don't worry, the captain got AIDS because of his own mischief, which then caused the entire crew to overturn. It has nothing to do with me. How about I take a photo for you as a souvenir? Together with the staff in the lobby ?”

After experiencing all kinds of ups and downs, Zhou Huan finally understood what his advantages were.

"...Mr. Zhou, I..."

Although the receptionist's face turned pale, he directly picked up a motorcycle helmet and put it on his face. He took off the work badge on his chest like lightning and said to Zhou Huan with a windy and cold attitude: " Our leader will come down soon. Please sit here. Re-applying a passport cannot be completed in a day or two, so don't be impatient."

During the riots in Los Angeles, Zhou Huan lost his passport. The riots gave Zhou Huan the idea of ​​returning to China, so he went to the embassy to register but nothing happened.

"I want to complain about your work attitude. My passport has not been reissued for so long. I have already bought a ticket to return to my country. What should I do?"

Zhou Huan was also aggrieved. What did those disasters have to do with him?This is all about to happen, and Zhou Huan’s post is considered an early warning. If the local government responds quickly, it may be possible to avoid many deaths.

"I heard that the Third Artillery Corps is coming?"

"Where is he?" "Damn it, is he really there?"

There were originally many international students and tourists doing business in front of the window, but when everyone heard that Zhou Huan was coming, they dispersed as if to avoid the plague god and started talking among themselves.

"System, am I really so annoying now?"

"No, it's to make people scared. You have set me as the protagonist and achieved 50.00%. In terms of the current popularity of the discussion, you have surpassed the most popular celebrity and ranked first in the hot search for seven consecutive days."

"Is this how I become the protagonist?"

Zhou Huan felt like he was screwed because the system was so unreliable.

"To be noticed, admired, feared, and frightened by others. At the same time, a reminder, because it is a minor learning system, you are not allowed to be seduced by women."

"Is it possible for a woman to approach me in this situation?"

"It's possible. As long as it's popular, people will step on it even if it's shit."

It was at this time that the receptionist got the news and brought Zhou Huan into an office in the embassy. There was a middle-aged man in his 30s inside.

"My name is Luo Youda. I am thirty-eight years old this year. Is it not too much to call you Xiao Zhou?"

The middle-aged man smiled heartily, and Zhou Huan also smiled and nodded.

"Hello, Uncle Luo. When I came to the embassy this time, I just wanted to get a new passport and return home. The United States is so chaotic and scary."

"Xiao Zhou, didn't you say on your blog that you want to travel around the world? Why do you have to end your journey so soon? The United States is not good, but Europe and RB are good. If you go and visit when you are young, you will not regret it when you are old."

"Uncle Luo, after staying abroad for such a long time, I feel that it is really not as good as at home. Whether it is food or environment, I have the idea of ​​​​going home. I can guarantee that after I return to China, my online posts will not involve the country. "

"Try not to involve the country?"

Luo Youda looked at Zhou Huan with a half-smile, but Zhou Huan looked at him without fear.

"Why can't we not post something? Why should it involve the country?"

"If a person can't even post online, what's the difference between being alive and being a salty fish? I like to post, I love posting, and I also want to know where my limits are. For example, I will post a post later to praise the earth and praise her for being The mother of humanity, who cares so much about humanity and so on, doesn’t know what’s going to happen.”

"you……"

The corners of Luo Youda's eyes twitched twice, looking at the high school student in front of him who wanted to say something harsh but didn't dare to say anything nonsense.

One, two, three, and four coincidences can be explained, but what about more than fifty coincidences?

This guy is like a walking humanoid of auspiciousness, and he can also choose the target of disaster on his own!
"Xiao Zhou, I am a party member and I don't believe in these ghosts and ghosts."

"I don't believe it either. I never said I wanted to hurt others. I'm here to apply for a new passport this time, hoping to get a definite answer. Thank you Mr. Luo."

Taking out his mobile phone, Zhou Huan browsed the webpage and found that he could log in to Tianya and his blog again, and his account was also unblocked.

"Mr. Luo, you see I can be posted on Tianya and Sina Weibo again. You must learn from them and correct your mistakes when you know they are wrong. Don't believe in gods or ghosts."

Zhou Huan said while expertly inputting text on his mobile phone - of course the real reason is that the system just prompted him to post a post about the earth, so just post it.

"Xiao Zhou, Tianya and Sina blogs have experienced server failures and other problems since yesterday, and they have been unable to access for a long time..."

Luo Youda said with a wry smile, the person in front of him actually thought that Sina and Tianya had a conscience?This mysterious server failure prevented programmers from Sina and Tianya from trying their best to solve it. Until a superstitious programmer from Tianya restored Zhou Huan's account and suddenly found that access to Tianya had been restored.

"Look, I told you not to touch some auspicious things, and you still had to block his account. Now it's fine. Once it's restored, all the problems will be solved."

The programmer said this, and then Sina also used the same method to solve the problem. For the purpose of testing, both parties blocked Zhou Huan's account in the background, and then there was an inexplicable problem with the server.

There will be no third time. The anxious superiors told the programmers to remember the ancient adage that no matter what happens, Zhou Huan's account was completely unblocked. Those capitalists were ready to file a lawsuit and be punished!
At least the server won't be unavailable immediately, right?At least the website isn't completely dead, right?
"Everything is a rumor. I want to file a complaint against you! Look at how good the service is from Americans. I called and asked, and they sent someone directly to my door. They even offered to help me get on the plane without buying a ticket..."

Zhou Huan said angrily, then pushed the door open and walked out.

"No wonder everyone says you are ugly and difficult to handle. I am going to post a complaint against you!"

(End of this chapter)