My martial arts master is too crazy, 3000 million black fans

Chapter 86 Who dares to touch a hair of a tiger?
"Crackling!"

In Mentougou Village, a brand new Wuling Hongguang was parked in front of Jiang Yang's house, and his father, Jiang Hai, set off a long string of firecrackers.

When you buy a car, you have to set off firecrackers.

"Brother Hai, you bought a new car, congratulations!"

"Your Yangyang bought it for you. I heard that your Yangyang has become an Internet celebrity and made a fortune!"

"Where to make money, it's just children fooling around."

"congratulations!"

"thanks, thanks!"

The neighbors all came, and Jiang Hai was smiling. His son bought him a car, and he felt so happy that he seemed ten years younger.

"Master, did you buy it?" Bai Xiaoni had just finished practicing boxing.

Jiang Yang nodded and asked, "How is the response to the video you shot this morning? It should be okay, right?" He hasn't watched the video since it was uploaded online.

Bai Xiaoni smiled, this expression should be fine.

"Master, let me show you." As she spoke, Bai Xiaoni took out her phone, opened the video, and showed it to Master.

"Oh, more than 3 people have requested it, which is not bad...it has increased by [-] fans, and beauties are still popular." Jiang Yang sighed.

The apprentice gained [-] followers in one video, which was much better than his master.

So far, he has less than 5 followers.

It doesn’t increase the powder, it’s all black powder.

"Okay, Master will use your traffic when the time comes!"

"Hehe!" Bai Xiaoni smiled happily.

"After lunch, the monk and I will fight together, and you will be my live broadcast assistant."

"it is good."

The live broadcast assistant is very simple, just stand behind the anchor.

There is a different feeling when there is a beautiful apprentice beside you.

The sun was high overhead.

In the Internet cafe, the air conditioner buzzed.

Chen Peng and the others just finished eating and found an Internet cafe nearby. They were playing games while waiting for Monk Yihu to broadcast live.

Chen Peng looked at the time in the lower right corner of his computer, which was 13:02, and clicked on the live broadcast page.

"It's begun." Chen Peng reminded the two people around him.

"It's started?" Wang Yu cast his eyes, and it's started.

Monk Yihu appeared in the live broadcast room.

He has a bald head and wears a yellow monk's uniform.

In the ring, the monk Yihu also wears this outfit.

In fact, strictly speaking, the monk Yihu is a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple. He wears the same clothes as ordinary people every day and does not need to have a bald head.

This is not just about creating a character, the appearance of such a bald monk in the fighting arena attracts attention.

The live broadcast room showed that there were more than 1 people online when the broadcast first started, and a few seconds later there were 2 people online.

Yihu chatted with netizens for a few words, and then a window popped up prompting an anchor to apply for continuous wheat.

Yihu passed Lianmai.

Four windows popped up, and four anchors joined in.

Thief No. [-] Mai Jiangyang, with his beautiful apprentice standing behind him.

No. [-] Mai star Shen Xing is an actor, No. [-] Mai is an Internet celebrity Yaoge, and No. [-] Mai... Chen Peng doesn't know him, so he guesses he is also an Internet celebrity.

"Yihu, I've asked you out many times, when are you going to have a fight with me?" Internet celebrity Yao Ge spoke first.

Before Yihu could speak, star Shen Xing spoke, "Brother Yao, Yihu wants to fight me first. Why is your small body no match for Yihu? Don't be ridiculous."

"Shen Xing, it's hard to get involved in the acting world, so why don't you find Yihu to help you become an Internet celebrity?" Brother Yao sarcastically said.

"If you want to be famous, you can beat a tiger, and a tiger will help you become an Internet celebrity." Internet celebrity No. [-] joked with a smile.

At this time, in the comment area on the right, netizens were all commenting on this sentence.

"If you want to defeat a tiger, this is a brilliant statement. Not only the gangsters, but also these two people want to fight with porcelain and a tiger?" Wang Yu said from the side.

"The thief Jiang Yang doesn't speak." Jiang Yang didn't speak.

"This guy is definitely going to cause trouble, let's see." Chen Peng said.

As soon as he finished speaking, a light lit up in the live broadcast room. This was someone giving a tiger and a carnival.

Three thousand for a carnival.

Which local tycoon... Chen Peng's eyes widened, "Oh my god, a gangster robbed a carnival?"

"Did the Jiangyang thief do it?"

"It's him. Isn't this guy trying to cause trouble and give Yihu a carnival?"

Chen Peng and the others were surprised.

Surprised?
Yihu himself was also surprised when he saw clearly that the carnival was created by Jiang Yang.

Scratching his head, Yihu scratched his bald head. Do you want to say thank you?

"One or two have drifted away, jumping in line randomly." Jiang Yang said.

Chen Peng and Wang Yu were both in high spirits.

"Think of me as a robot. Everyone wants to beat a tiger, but I don't want to see if you are qualified? Do you have the strength? Let me see who dares to touch a hair of a tiger. I will never finish with him." When Jiang Yang spoke, his face Showing a fierce look.

It was originally a very harsh sentence, but in the end——

"Pfft~~" Chen Peng was the first to laugh.

"Who dares to touch a hair of a tiger, haha!" Wang Yu laughed.

In the live broadcast, Yihu picked up his hair again... That's wrong, he has no hair on his bald head.

"Yihu is mine. No one of you is qualified to fight Yihu except me. Teacher Yihu, don't be afraid. With me here, no one can touch a hair on your head. You are absolutely safe." Jiang Yang spoke in a loud voice. .

Yihu showed a dumbfounded expression.

"Yihu: Thank you!"

"Yihu: If I had met you earlier, I wouldn't have lost a hair (crying)"

"Does a tiger have hair? [Crying loudly]"

"I said earlier, whoever touches a tiger's hair, I will kill him, and I don't care about other places [呲牙]"

"There's nothing wrong [covers face]"

"A group of treasures."

"Fuck, you made me laugh [cover face] [cover face]"

"You are such a cute little thief!"

"Let's put it this way, the moment I enter the ring with Yihu is when the career of Gang Yang Dao, an Internet celebrity, ends."

"When I have money, I will go to Jinyang County to buy a dog and raise it." "The dog you bought must be named Jiangyang Bandit." "Please enjoy the animation (Jiangang Bandit lying dead)"

……

In the comment area, netizens' comments were refreshed very quickly, and there was a lot of laughter.

"I'm not kidding, you two have faces like Goubuli Baozi (Brother Yao), and Shen Xing, when I saw your face, I subconsciously wanted to take out my phone and scan the QR code."

Before Gang Yang finished speaking, his firepower was directed at Brother Yao and Shen Long, "It's just the two of you. You ignore every QR code, don't you feel ashamed? Are you ashamed of yourself for taking advantage of Teacher Yihu's popularity?" You don’t need to pay attention to Teacher Yihu, just leave these two clowns to me.”

Let’s just say, this is the gangster. If he doesn’t quarrel with others or be arrogant, he is not the gangster that netizens know.

"The Jiangyang thief is really mean-spirited."

"It looks like a QR code, pfft!"

"Goubuli Baozi was innocently shot."

Brother Yao, Shen Xing’s expression changed.

How can this be tolerated.

Shen Xing was the first to start spraying, and his two little eyes flicked, "Which zoo is this giant monkey that escaped from?"

"Who is this?" Brother Yao asked the assistant behind him.

"Fight the corrupt robbers and bring justice to the martial arts world." The assistant's voice said.

"What is martial arts justice?" Brother Yao pretended not to understand.

(End of this chapter)