My martial arts master is too crazy, 3000 million black fans

Chapter 87
The assistant explained, "This is a sentence made up by netizens. He is a martial arts scum who is famous for his tricks."

"Haha!" Brother Yao laughed, "So it's such a thing."

"Who put this thing in, who?" Shen Xing was still asking.

One of his female assistants also whispered a few words in his ear, "The scum of the martial arts world? Is this the scum of the martial arts world?" Shen Xing seemed to know, and looked at the monk Yihu and said, "Yihu, this You're wrong, why did you let a martial arts scum in? It's beneath our status to be with such a scum, let's kick him out."

"Kick it, you're a martial arts scum. If I say even one more word to him, I feel personally insulted." Brother Yao agreed.

"Haha, I'm laughing so hard. Xiaoni, have you seen this? I'm going to die laughing!" Jiang Yang laughed loudly, "Let's talk about personality, do you know who these two guys are?"

Bai Xiaoni shook her head, "Master, who are these two people?"

"Let me show you a show." Jiang Yang said, taking off a bracelet from his wrist. "Don't miss it if you pass by. Have you seen the diamond on my hand? I only sell diamonds worth more than 4 yuan. 99 yuan, I will give you 1000. My live broadcast room will only send out 1000 as a bonus today, because 99 yuan does not make any profit, and I post the materials myself. I will lose about 1000 yuan for a diamond necklace. The quantity is limited, if necessary Netizens are rushing to buy it!"

Bai Xiaoni blinked, "Master, more than 4 yuan of diamonds are only sold for 99 yuan. Isn't it a loss?"

After a pause, Bai Xiaoni asked weakly, "Master, are we selling real diamonds?"

"What are you talking about? Netizens, you are questioning whether it is right. I can invite an appraiser on the spot. Please contact our appraiser."

Jiang Yang changed his voice and said, "Hello everyone, I am a professional jewelry appraiser with 20 years of experience. I use professional instruments to test. The diamond endorsed by Teacher Shen is worth more than 4."

"Wow, Master is really worth more than 4 yuan!" Bai Xiaoni's 'wow' expression was done well.

"Netizens, I have something to say to you from the bottom of my heart today. All the e-commerce companies selling diamonds dare not use testers to test the authenticity because they are guilty. Fake products are under the supervision of testers. It can't be real. Only real diamonds can stand the test. I'm not afraid of anyone questioning me, nor will I use fake products to fool my fans. I'm not pretending to be a good person here either! I am the source. The manufacturer has its own supply chain, so I set the price myself. Chinese New Year is here! Young friends who bring their girlfriends home can buy it. You can buy it for tens of thousands of dollars as a gift to your girlfriend, because the market is like this price."

"Mr. Shen, do you think my acting is good?"

Shen Xing's face became a little unnatural.

"Master, I still don't believe that there are really such cheap diamonds?" Bai Xiaoni asked curiously.

"That's a good question. Netizens please answer this secret."

Some netizens actually uncovered Shen Long’s tricks. The apprentice’s Chinese was not good, so Jiang Yang read it out, “What he sells is not natural diamonds, but moissanite. Moissanite is available in Duoduo, and the price is 9.9 yuan, Moissanite.” Both mulberry diamonds and natural diamonds are made of the same material and have the same optical properties. A laser pointer cannot tell the difference, but the purity and impurities are different, and the cut is different, resulting in a huge price gap!"

"Is that so? Isn't that a lie?" Bai Xiaoni suddenly realized.

"Teacher Shen is really good at business. He can earn 99 yuan by selling diamonds for 90 yuan to netizens, and 1000 benefits can make him earn tens of thousands!" Jiang Yang mocked, and then asked netizens, "Live broadcast There are many anti-fans of mine in the world. You should speak with your conscience. Did I bring any goods? Did I defraud you of a penny? No, what did I do? I just beat up a few Internet celebrities. I am a scum in the martial arts world. , what is this product?”

Chen Peng noticed that Shen Xing's face was turning dark.

"Goubuli, don't laugh. Do you think you are a good guy?" Jiang Yang noticed Brother Yao laughing at Shen Xing's embarrassment. "Master, is this guy's face a lie?" Bai Xiaoni said "simple face", and Brother Yao's face turned pale.

There is something different about beauties when they quarrel with people, especially Bai Xiaoni's expressions that have an innocent effect when she speaks.

Netizens observed carefully that Brother Yao has a round face, and the more he looks at it, the more he looks like a bun.

"He's a bun-faced guy!" Jiang Yang stood up, took a step back, and knelt down directly, still laughing: "Hahaha! Can I apologize to everyone, hahahahaha~~ I'm sorry, hahahaha!!"

"Goubuli, can I imitate my kneeling posture and laughter well? Is that you?"

Which song is this?
Chen Peng didn't understand. He knew that Jiang Yang was mocking Brother Yao. What exactly was he talking about?If you look carefully at the comment area, there will always be an almighty netizen who will give you the answer. It turns out that Brother Yao sold a product some time ago at a very high price. Brother Yao knelt down to apologize to netizens in the live broadcast room. While he knelt down to apologize, he said to himself I couldn't help but laugh again. I laughed out loud.

Therefore, anyone who can become an Internet celebrity has a few skills.

"Do you think I don't know what you two are like? There are so many netizens in the live broadcast room who are blind!" Jiang Yang returned to his seat and made a gesture of vomiting, "Seeing you two makes me want to vomit. Oh, what the hell."

"I remembered, you two are also going to the online cross-border fighting event, right? Hey, I'm going too. Very good. You two guys, pay attention. Don't blame me for not warning you. It's best for you to see me in cross-border fighting. Stay away, I'll see you, with your bun face and QR code, I won't kill you if I slap you one by one!" Jiang Yang made a slap gesture across the screen.

"Jiang Yang, the thief, come here. Whoever calls you will die. If you come to the Northeast, I won't beat you. You cry for your father and mother." Shen Xing was the first to hold back and pointed at Jiang Yang and burst out angrily.

Brother Yao is also easy to mess with. "You scoundrel in the martial arts world, remember what you said. If I won't fight in a cross-border fight, call me daddy. My name, Brother Yao, is written backwards."

"I hope you can see me when the time comes, you two can still be so tough with your bun face."

Haha, these three people started fighting each other, and the monk Yihu became an outsider.

The three people exchanged blows for a long time, and then they almost started fighting along the network cable.

"Isn't this better than the Spring Festival Gala sketch?" Wang Yu laughed.

"Look at these three clowns performing." Chen Peng laughed.

"It's not interesting, I'd better play a game." Liu Jun exited the live broadcast room.

After playing the game for a few minutes, a voice came from Chen Peng's computer live broadcast room, "Teacher Yihu, it's a matter between the two of us now. Taking advantage of Lianmai's opportunity, I now officially challenge you."

Liu Jun's eyes moved over. Are you going to challenge the monk Yihu?
"Jiangyang Thief, what should I say? When I see you in person, I find you are a very cute person. You are very funny. Guo Yunshe is recruiting for the Crane Department. I suggest you sign up." The monk Yihu smiled, he was laughing.

(End of this chapter)