Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 49 Is this how you welcome me home!

"Meow(*#&(@#@()))"

The cat was scolding angrily and hitting the ground with its tail.

Oh shit!

So why did he judge that his greatest achievement was to play himself to the brim? !
Physique 200? !
HP2333? ?
Even the growth rate of strength is higher than that of agility!

Didn’t he just use his tail to do a lot of great things? !
He is a cat!
Cat!

Fortunately, he saw that he had an extra practical [Universal Stone], otherwise he would not have been so angry as to directly blow up Xiao Hei No. 4 with that [Overgrowth].

However, although……

There are many shortcomings, but the rewards are definitely full.

No wonder the housekeeper repeatedly emphasized to him the importance of the first ten levels. Presumably, he was able to stand out from hundreds of millions of people back then because of his efforts in the first ten levels that were far beyond ordinary people.

This information has not yet been widely disclosed in the alliance, and it is not even mentioned in textbooks. In various documents, there are only a few hasty suggestions that you should train more and tap your potential when you first awaken.

The strong remain silent?Information monopoly?

Cat thought, this is very possible.

After all, the original group of strong men must have had their first batch of descendants more than 30 years later, and they have even produced capable second generations. It is impossible for them not to be able to practice it...

It seems that this world still needs to be liberated by the great Demon King!

A great era that celebrates the devil cats and brave witches, meow hiahiahia!

ヾ(▽)ノ

The flow of thoughts ended here. At this moment, Maomao could only hope that the smelly old man could stop Miss Witch when she was playing No. 3 β Warcraft at home.

However, Miss Witch’s experience bar doesn’t seem to be too short, so as long as she doesn’t work too hard, there should be no problem!

=w=
The cat just thought about it for a moment, then relaxed and stopped paying attention to it.

It was said that they were collecting the corpse for Tie, but in fact they were taking away his burned ashes.

When I put the lid on the ashes and took in the shadows, I always felt that I would use these strange things in the future.

Even if you really don't need it, you can consider taking it to a very Xing workshop to make it into a sparkling artificial diamond ring and give it to Miss Witch.

Maybe it also has the effect of warding off evil spirits.

Eh……?
In this case, would it be more valuable if my body was made into a ring...?
Thinking like this, Maomao suddenly turned his head and looked at Xiao Hei No. 4, who was not sure why and had been proposed to the mental chat group by him a long time ago.

Xiao Hei No. 4, who was secretly eating barbecued meat, was caught by Mao Mao without any defense.

(ω)
<゜)))彡

Looking at Xiao Hei No. 4, which was suddenly raised high with both hands and dropped to the ground with a clatter, Maomao gave up on the bold and novel idea that was full of creativity and artistry.

Xiao Hei No. 4 is too young. Bringing it along will affect Miss Witch's intelligence. Who can I ask to explain it to you?

Sure enough, we should consider it, block the pain, cut off a tail, and then regenerate the severed limb, right?
But wouldn’t this gift be too bloody?

Mao thought, there is still a chance to test Miss Witch's understanding of art.

All in all, Mao Mao, who has an absolute collection, will not let go of any spoils he has collected.

Even if there is no value, he will make up an absolutely reasonable reason and put it away.

Maybe he shouldn't be reincarnated as a cat, but as a hamster.

After the guardian disappeared, the process of pushing the door was not thrilling, and even the good thing that Maomao expected that there would be a guardian behind the door did not appear.

He could only say that this dungeon was not very dungeonlike.

Just imagine, a group of people went through untold hardships, finally killed the terrifying demon species, and pushed open the door full of hope, only to see a bloody mouth on the other side of the door.

Jie Jie Jie.

Sure enough, Cat is still very devilish.

I have to find a way to make the witch lady praise my evilness.

After thinking about Miss Witch being astonished by her great creation, Maomao, who had not seen a good life, decided to do the whole bad thing by herself.

Out of concern for the safety of its own territory, Maomao planned to create a few guardians of his own to guard the passage on both sides of the door.

The demon guard is too ugly and fierce. If he is allowed to be resurrected, it will be very detrimental to his purpose of traveling through various passages in the future.

And as expected, that kind of ugly thing should just die!Don't live again!What if Miss Witch comes to explore the back garden and sees that thing in the future...

Yoxi, Pikachu Assistant Dungeon Priority Task 2: After successfully leveling up, hunt down all passage guardians!
￥￥￥￥￥￥￥
After a brief walk around the dungeon, Maomao discovered that in dungeon F2334, apart from the new species of Warcraft, there wasn't even anything that could be called 'good' resources.

It is true that there is an endless stream of adventurers there. Basically, every few hundred meters you walk, you will encounter a group of people. As a result, cats in the invisible state sometimes have to add a 'flying' to themselves to climb into the sky. .

But when Maomao looked at them holding crystals and full packages with smiles on their faces, Maomao wondered if there was something wrong with his own rating of good things.

Please wait and see next time when Miss Witch explores the dungeon.

Due to lack of knowledge, Maomao found that even if he reached the lowest level, he would not be able to occupy the territory like he did in Dungeon B56. Maomao's enthusiasm for exploration came to an abrupt end.

Is it because the BOSS is not refreshed?Or is it because he is not human?Or maybe the dungeons that have been conquered have different looting mechanisms?
The cat didn't plan to alert the snake to explore now. He thought leaving it to the Pikachus might be the safest option.

After all, by then, the news from the Eastern Alliance will definitely be that a group of yellow monsters have seized control of Dungeon F2334, not a little black cat.

What do these yellow electric mice and the Demon King’s army have to do with his cute little black cat?

The mission of Day 2 was terminated suddenly, allowing Mao Mao to collect the loot in advance.

So, he sent Little Black No. 3 Cat Head to collect intelligence, Little Black No. 5 spread the cat virus freely, and the Pikachus went home to farm and move around freely on their own.

Meow ω`Meow ω`Meow ω`

Currently, Maomao is watching a group of "newcomers" who have just entered the dungeon.

Their configuration... Maomao didn't look carefully, because Miss Witch had no friends, and neither did the cat.

He and Miss Witch both have secrets that are not known to outsiders, and it is impossible for them to form a savage team.

Teams, adventures, friendships, etc., have absolutely no connection with Miss Witch and Cat who are really ready to rush into the dungeon with all their strength.

Maomao was looking at the luggage they brought to the dungeon.

After all, after returning home, he will complete the dungeon strategy assessment organized by the school with Miss Witch!
Although there is a convenient thing like a 'shadow', after all, it is in front of the teacher and classmates, so I have to carry a symbolic bag, right?

Hum, Maomao stood in the distance and took a righteous peek and appraisal of their large brown leather backpacks.

Simple tents, pots and pans, rice, grains, meat and seasonings...?
Wild...picnic...?
Are they really here to conquer the dungeon?
Wouldn't it be better to use local ingredients for the pot and just eat monster meat for food?
Later, when Maomao watched them being beaten by cunning little goblins, commonly known as goblins, and running away in panic, and the water they took out of the river had to be boiled and purified before drinking into their stomachs, Maomao realized that this was I was thinking 'Why not eat minced meat'?

Human beings have their limits. Not only are most adventurers unable to challenge monsters by leapfrogging, but they will be beaten by monsters that leapfrog their levels.

It seems that it is very common in dungeons for a monster to attack an entire team of adventurers.

For example, the team that had just been chased by goblins was now being attacked by a Siberian golden cat.

ummmmm
Come on, Miss Witch!
Mao thought, even relying on the attribute panel alone, Miss Witch could perfectly combine her assassin characteristics and magic long-range kite, so she should be able to run differently.

At the very least, whether it's this group of goblins or that big golden gradient.

Even now... if you fight with the mentality of 'replacement', Miss Witch still has hope.

But if the Witch-san is injured, it will probably be very painful.

How about giving her a pain reduction and... super-fast recovery buff?

But a weakened sense of pain will also weaken the sense of crisis and the 'sense of smell', right?

The cat hesitated for a moment.

Regarding how to add buffs to my daughter.

After following a few more groups of adventurers, Maomao understood the current leveling methods for low-level adventurers.

Natural selection, the loser eats the dust.

Low-level adventurers are a bit like fighting guerrilla warfare with monsters, gaining experience through 'battles', and performing a battle royale in dungeons.

Compared with expensive supplies, daily necessities are actually what low-level adventurers need most in dungeons.

Because when you are full, you can have the strength to continue running for your life.Got it (oω`o), go to the dungeon and bring a bag of food to Miss Witch.

Rice balls, steamed stuffed buns, sandwiches, lunch boxes, Feizhai happy water, juices, energy drinks. (fog)

￥￥￥￥￥￥￥
I closed my eyes and opened them again, it was finally my last day in the dungeon.

Last night, Mao had completed the final security measures and systems related to base construction.

It's said to be a 'security' system, but actually the cat thinks it's more appropriate to use an 'escape' system.

Equipped with 'ultra-high-speed transmission array' of 'identification'.

When in danger, Pikachu can crush the little black cat head he made to teleport.

The little black cat head without ears was teleported back to the base, and the little black cat head with ears was teleported to the 'safe zone' he set up at the bottom of the dungeon, and it was only in the safe zone at the bottom that he was teleported back to Miss Witch's home. Matryoshka doll array.

Such complicated settings are mainly to prevent tracking and ensure the safety of Maomao and Miss Witch.

Through these two days of observation and personal experience, Maomao can almost think of what the most precious product of this dungeon should be.

Wool comes from sheep, and this endless dungeon spawning monsters is the secret of his becoming the richest man!
The feathers of the [Long-necked Bluebird], the eyes of the [Five-clawed Lizard], the scales of the [Silver-striped Anaconda]... as well as various rare flesh and blood and the crystals they produce.

Of course, this flesh and blood and crystallized cats are not intended to be distributed to despicable outsiders.

He had to save these for his growing Pikachu army... and as his own daily snack reserve.

There is no way, it is too difficult for cats to level up.

Since I can't think of a reasonable way to squeeze the monsters, let's let them 'die' twice.

The first death produces experience, crystals and flesh and blood; the second death produces experience and random attribute values.

After a series of deliberation by Maomao, the souvenirs brought to Miss Witch seemed to have exceeded the two-package mark.

Although some were bloody, and some even twitched from time to time, the cat thought that these authentic local products should make Miss Witch feel happy, right?
Looking at these gifts, she must have the feeling of traveling in the dungeon with her, right?
Most definitely.

Cat thought very confidently.

Just like that, with full confidence, Maomao said goodbye to the tearful Pikachu and stepped into the teleportation circle to go home.

He couldn't wait to see Miss Witch moved to tears.

hum!

What a cute repair cat, after going out to do the work, he still remembers to bring home a souvenir!

He is definitely more useful than the frog who travels every day and only knows how to take photos.

During the few seconds of transmission, the cat stretched its tail into the shadow, weighed a few oranges, and played a little tune while thinking with pride.

￥￥￥￥￥￥￥
April 4, Friday, 30:5 in the morning.

With a gust of breeze, the cat landed smoothly in Miss Witch's bedroom.

In the dim bedroom, there was only a beam of light shining through the gap in the light-transmitting curtains.

The familiar smell of Miss Witch filled the room, making Mao Mao narrow her eyes and take a deep breath very comfortably.

Sure enough, the bedroom is the most comfortable place for cats to stay.

The cat's foot pads are soft, so it makes no sound when walking, and it jumps lightly onto the bed without disturbing the sleeping witch lady at all.

Huh-sniff-

Miss Witch's breathing was even and steady, and the quilt wrapped around her rose and fell, making the cat have the urge to jump up.

(●ω●)

So, pulled by an unknown force, the cat really did this.

boom.

So soft!So cool!
Unable to hold it back for a moment, Nekomata jumped up on the spot and gave Miss Witch a heavy blow on her butt.

At this time, after a night of insomnia, Miss Witch, who had just fallen asleep with great difficulty, suddenly sat up in a dying state due to the sudden and continuous heavy blows.

She sat up straight, and the first thing she saw when she opened her eyes was the cat stepping on her quilt with a proud look on her face.

(=`ω=)
"Meow~"

Good morning, Miss Witch~
"..."

From Maomao's perspective, in just a few breaths, Miss Witch's facial expression changed from confusion, surprise, realization to anger.

"You jump up and step on me, you are so proud!!!"

After a roar, Miss Witch suddenly lifted up the quilt, picked up the guy (drag child) and rushed towards the little black cat who was rolled up to the ground by the quilt.

"Meow!!!!"

Is this how you welcome me home? ! ! !
Thinking about it, if Miss Witch could understand the cry of the cat, she would definitely reply, "Is this how you greeted me when you came home?" ! !

boom.

While fleeing in a panic, there was another loud noise in the room.

This is not the sound of a cat being beaten.

It was Miss Witch who slipped her foot and stepped on the souvenirs that came out of the pupae in the cat's package.

Looking at Miss Witch with her face on the ground, Maomao swallowed silently.

Teeth white.

Things seem to be getting serious.

Is it too late for him to pretend that he has just come back and tell Miss Witch that all this was caused by her sleepwalking?

　With 23 billion MP yesterday, the problem was found.

　　When I was at lv6, I played an extra 2.

　　I'm just saying, I've counted it many times and kept it in a small notebook, so how could I make a mistake?

　　md, it turns out that I typed it wrong before.

　　send!
　　But I have modified the previous article. (〃＞Van＜)Damn it.

　　￥￥￥￥￥
　　Brother who thinks it's too short, please bear with it for another week.

　　Although I actually said I was writing about 4k, but after looking back carefully, I found that there are basically many updates outside of 4k.

　　It’s already 20 words, and it’s only been a month and 2 days since I signed the contract.

　　The starting data for the next book will be better. I will update 6-8k a day and try to put it on the shelves in three weeks.

　　I have struggled with this book for a long time, and I have received many recommendations. I can only say that I hope everyone can help and understand it.

　　I’m already writing the content that will be released soon.

　　Ok……

　　Thank you all for your hard work orz
　　I don’t want to break it into chapters. If I break it into chapters, many people would say I’m stupid.

　　There's nothing you can do about it!This is how it looks in daily life. There is nothing wrong with catching up in one day. But chasing one bite in one day will make everyone anxious.

　　><
　　In fact, this part of the plot was expected to take one day after it was released, but I wrote it for nearly half a week.

　　I also have a headache.

　　cry cry.

　　But it doesn’t matter, just keep working hard and you’ll be done!

　　If you find it troublesome, let’s meet directly at noon on the 13th.

　　There are no new book issues to recommend now, so there is no point in reading them.

　　Look at the first order already!

　　


(End of this chapter)