Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 50 You can't lie to me
"Meow……"

Mao Mao tried to get away with the 'disguise' skill that she had recently learned from monsters.

but……

Miss Witch didn't give him any response.

She seemed to have quaked and fell to the ground motionless, maintaining the same position as when she fell.

1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds...

After getting up as expected, the plot of killing his cat didn't happen, which made Maomao even more flustered.

"Gudu."

The kitten took a deep breath, then silently took a few steps back.

He always felt that this was the terrifying calm before the storm.

Commonly known as, forward swing.

However, nearly half a minute passed.

Miss Witch still fell there motionless.

wcwcwcwc, don’t let something really happen!
Countless pieces of news about accidental deaths and missed rescue opportunities because no one noticed them flashed through Maomao's mind.

He quickly opened his eyes and looked at Miss Witch carefully.

[Bai Yan tripped and fell to the ground, her head and body joints collided with the ground]

【HP-0】
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0!

No special status!
Even the cats saw it!
You can't fool me, you despicable witch!

Under the identification of the great cat, all lies will have nowhere to hide.

The identified pop-up window gave Maomao a lot more confidence and confidence when he retreated again.

but……

After a long time, Miss Witch still didn't get up from the ground.

she……

What's wrong?
Can't really go wrong?
Is there really something that cannot be identified?
Probably not, this is the ability set by the so-called strict god in the reincarnation option...

Although he always felt that something was wrong, there was some faint uneasiness and suspicion in his heart. Looking at Miss Witch, whose breathing was gradually weakening, Maomao still lifted up the little jio and walked towards her.

"Meow……?"

Taking three steps and two steps at a trot, Maomao quickly reached the side of Miss Witch.

He rubbed Miss Witch's hair and smelled her ears.

It seems... there is no smell of death?

So what happened to her?
Out of body?

Trapped in a special state of Schrödinger’s quagmire?
Just when Maomao was thinking about the quantum mechanics of the universe, Miss Witch, who should have fainted/died, suddenly stretched out her hand and slammed Maomao to the ground.

"Catch you! Fix the cat!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙"!!!

Careless, no flash.

The abominable witch actually used this insidious and cunning plan to deceive the kind kitten!
(〃＞Dish＜)
Just say it!

How can there be problems with skills!

My damn kindness, these... these two pairs of damn short legs.

What am I going to do?

It’s okay now!Fall into the enemy's hands!

['Old Enemy' has been triggered]

Okay, now the little kitten doesn't even have a chance to escape.

Think about it, is your strengthened strength of 88 points enough to fight a set of cat punches with Miss Witch, and whether your 112 points of agility can make a three dishes and one soup out of Miss Witch's palm...

【cannot】

"..."

There is no need for identification for this kind of thing!

I know, you have a wide range of functions, okay!
In the flash of lightning, Maomao's heartbeat became faster and faster, and misfortunes never come singly. At this moment, Miss Witch suddenly came over with a smile on her face.

She bent down and lowered her body, firmly fixing the cat's two front legs on the floor, almost close to the cat's face, and said to the cat with a smile,

"Come on, kitten. Explain it to me."

Death is calling.

Cats can even feel Miss Witch's dangerous breath.

only……

explain……?
Ok?
(●ω●)?

Does the cat do anything that needs explanation?
Didn't you suddenly lift the quilt, throw the kitten to the ground, and then unreasonably want to hit the kitten with your slippers?

Then the sky has eyes and you fell down?

Isn’t this what you deserve, Miss Witch?
Although the cat didn't speak, and Miss Witch couldn't understand the cat's 'meow', there were times when there was no barrier to communication between the eyes and the soul.

Just like now.

Miss Witch could see what Maomao meant from Maomao's yellow eyes that showed no remorse or remorse.

Maomao didn't notice at all that all her little thoughts were written on her face.

Under his unreasonable and direct gaze, the smile on Miss Witch's face became more and more distorted.

"Haha, kitten. Doesn't your expression mean that it's all my fault?"

Then you need to ask?

Hey, how did you find out.

Σ(⊙▽⊙"

"You are dead!!!"

Saying that, Miss Witch directly picked up the kitten, turned it over, and gave his butt a hard slap!
Snapped.

"Meow!!!"

Dog woman!Dead witch!Old pervert!
The cat's buttocks were violently hit, and his mouth felt like honey.

"You still scold me!"

Sometimes, language has no boundaries.

Even without the need for any translation, Miss Witch could tell that this little kitten had no good words in her mouth.

As he slapped you again, Maomao scolded you even more fiercely.

right!You are the one being scolded!
Old witch!You old witch!
"Why do you have such a stinky mouth, little kitten! Who else has a kitten like you!"

"Meow!"

Miss Witch said something, and Maomao responded, but this farce-like conversation was terminated by Miss Witch after only three rounds.

She loosened the restraints on the cat, pouted, turned her head, crossed her arms over her chest, and said in a pretending tolerant manner,

"Hmph, forget it.

Seeing as you still know how to come back, I won't argue with you. "

What does it mean to know how to come back?

Cats know the way, right?
╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

But talking back is talking back, and Maomao suddenly found that the way Miss Witch was huffing, pouting, and her hair blowing up seemed quite cute.

It was definitely not the cat who was blinded by the ravine under the loose pajamas, and decided that the big cat had a lot of weight and would not care about the pain on the little flesh with her.

Although, the butt really deserves to be a cat's sensitive zone.

This fight is quite exciting.

Eh (ΩДΩ)...Did I just say something outrageous?

Maomao almost fell down because of the terrifying thoughts in his mind.

Seeing that Miss Witch was no longer ready to chase him, Maomao skillfully rolled up the two bags of souvenirs he had brought back with his tail and sent them to Miss Witch.

"Meow."

Jiangjiang, a gift for you.

Although it was written in a good-reading tone, Miss Witch couldn't understand it anyway, so she just had to make do with it.

The cat said that he was definitely not being petty and holding a grudge.

Miss Witch turned her head and looked at the kitten sitting in front of her and the two full packages behind her. She asked in surprise,

"Is this... meant for me?"

"Meow!"

of course!
At the mention of these authentic and perfect souvenirs, the pride on Mao Mao's face almost overflowed. He immediately opened the packages and placed them one by one in front of Miss Witch.

only……

Unlike the proud and warm-hearted Mao Mao, the expression on Miss Witch's face was frozen.

This... is what it is.

Wriggling pieces of flesh, brightly colored scales, herbs in glass bottles, torn pieces of cloth painted like totems...

There are also some things that I haven’t seen very often, that should be edible, and seem to be fruits...

and a small, albeit delicate, somewhat faded box.

"Gudu." Is this the love from cats?

It's a bit heavy and a bit unconventional.

Ok……

But it's better than a mouse.

Moreover, I brought so many things back because I am very important to Maomao?
It is known that when a kitten likes its owner very much, it will bring him a prey it has caught as a gift after returning from an outing.

It is known that Maomao brought her two bags of gifts when he returned from a trip.

So the question is, how important is she in Maomao's heart?

When she thought of this ratio, the grievances and dissatisfaction that Miss Witch had accumulated for two days almost disappeared and disappeared.

It's just that...the things Maomao brought back really tested my knowledge reserves...

Looking at these gifts that she didn't know how to identify, Miss Witch used the 'identification' ability that came with the 'Growth Guard System'.

[Meat pieces of spiritual earthworms]: Mental earthworms have strong physique and activity. The meat pieces can maintain an 'active' state for a long time after being separated from the body. As long as they return to the soil and enter a 'dormant' state, they can grow slowly. For a complete spiritual earthworm
[Silver-striped Anaconda's Scales]: Sharp and sharp scales are a good weapon for the Silver-striped Anaconda to defend and entangle.
[Monster Bitterweed]: There is a bitter weed on the head that resembles 'magic grass'. When it is pulled out of the ground, it will scream and run away, and will lead the pursuer into the lair of a nearby powerful enemy.
……

[Aqua's blood]: A crystal formed from the blood of the water god Aqua, with the water god's blessing attached to it.

The water god's... blessing?
Among the group of subtle trophies, there suddenly appeared an existence with a strange and strange painting style that turned out to be a normal and precious gift. This made Miss Witch's head stop for a moment.

Driven by curiosity, she suppressed the urge to release the bitter grass and watch it run all over the ground. She carefully picked up the slightly faded but still extremely delicate box.

Open the lock and lift the lid, and what you see is a gem emitting an extremely pure blue shimmer.

The shape of the slender strip reminded the witch's little pick of the thumb nail of a cat that had difficulty giving birth.

The slender sharp corners made the witch girl, who was obsessed with keeping cats, have the urge to dig out the nail clippers.

like.

The moment she saw this pendant, Miss Witch fell in love with it, which was exactly like a cat's paw.

It's just...it seems a little too expensive.

Compared with the weak self, cats and cats may need this necklace with the blessing of the gods more, right?

"Mao Mao, can you really give this to me?"

"Meow?"

Can there be a fake?

Maomao tilted his head in confusion. He didn't understand why Miss Witch would ask such a question.

"But, isn't this a little too expensive?"

precious……?
Where is this?

If the cat really couldn't drink the potion, he would also like to add a circle of ashes to the necklace... and it has a diamond edge!
And it's not a valuable item.

The cat didn't spend any money, it's weird, and it's just a god's enthusiasm!
When the cat has money in the future, I will definitely buy you better things.

Hum hum, I might scare you to death if I tell you, Cat is about to set up a chamber of commerce and make a fortune!
Hmm...not right.

As expected, the things money can buy are still a bit lacking.

When the cat becomes more awesome, he will grind the god's bones to make jewelry for you.

Cat guarantees, you can rest assured.

With this thought in mind, Maomao stretched out his tail and patted Miss Witch on the shoulder.

Miss Witch, you should open your horizons, be open, don't be surprised, you will have and deserve more, better and rarer things~
After all, who said you are me, the daughter of the great devil?
Of course, Miss Witch, who didn't know what Maomao was thinking in her heart, had another explanation and understanding of Maomao's pat on the shoulder.

Spiritual earthworms, silver-striped anacondas, she knows all these species.

A rare species that lives in the middle and lower levels of C-level dungeons.

She didn't know what Maomao did and what dangers she took to find this relic of the god.

Moreover, he gave all the precious trophies to himself.

She carefully put the necklace aside, picked up Maomao and kissed him hard on the cheek.

"Thank you, Blackie."

Ah... ah this.

Although he had been numbed by Miss Witch's kiss, such a serious kiss made him feel a little at a loss.

But when he raised his head and looked at Miss Witch, he found that the corners of her eyes were already filled with tears.

This made the cat a little overwhelmed for a while.

This, this is a small gift!

Is there any need to be so excited?

From now on... when I give you a bigger gift in the future, you have to be like Pikachu and kiss me!
what! !

Don't really cry!
The cat being held by Miss Witch panicked for a moment.

Where does he have the relevant experience to handle this kind of thing?

You crybaby!It’s just a gift!Cry, cry, cry, just know how to cry.

While he was complaining in his heart, the cat's four little paws were already busy making gestures.

what! !

Seeing that the flood had burst its banks, the cat's mind became more and more confused and he simply gave up thinking.

He raised his head and rubbed his face against her cheek, then leaned forward and licked it.

Hey, it’s salty.

But don't cry.

Although it looks good... No, although I am really happy to know that you received my gift, you can express it in another way!

"Cat cat..."

The choked voice of Miss Witch made the cat feel helpless and drooped its tail.

His comfort seemed not only useless, but actually made Miss Witch cry even harder.

Why, why... A woman's heart is like a needle on the seabed, a cat can't understand it!

However, being helpless means being helpless, the kitten still has to keep working hard.

(")" (︿)
Stop crying, stop crying!I'll give you something delicious to eat!

Maomao had an idea. He took his tail and dug around in the shadow. He took out a bunch of roasted giant meat jerky that Pikachu had specially stuffed in before leaving, and handed it to Miss Witch...or rather, stuffed it directly. into Miss Witch's mouth.

While being forced to chew, Miss Witch lowered her head and looked at the cats scurrying around her, and couldn't help laughing for a moment.

"Thank you cat."

Although...this meat is really unpalatable.

She didn't dare to identify what the piece of meat was, and she didn't want to.

Because she thought, this must be Maomao’s precious collection.

Her kittens are always like this.

Although it was strange, sometimes it was so considerate that she felt elated.

Maomao didn't know what Miss Witch was thinking. He only knew that he stopped Miss Witch's crying with food.

In a sense, this may be Dzogchen.

She dragged the paper towels and wastebasket to Miss Witch with her tail, and sat next to her for a while with her hands in her hands. Miss Witch's sobbing soon stopped.

Miss Witch looked at Mao Mao who was sitting next to her, frowning like a worried little old man, and said suddenly,

"Cat, I'm tired.

Come sleep with me for a while. "

After she finished speaking, she gave the cat no room for discussion. She directly picked up the kitten and went back to the bed to lie down.

Although the cat felt that he was not sleepy, the moment the quilt was covered, the familiar smell, the familiar squeezing feeling, and the familiar dim environment made him take a deep breath and honestly empty his mind.

It would be nice to take a nap, nya.

"Thank you Cat."

"And, good night. I'll see you in my dreams when I go back to the cage."

"Meow~"

The housekeeper, who heard the commotion from above and quickly finished his work and rushed from the yard to the house, gently opened the door and saw a man and a cat wrapped tightly in quilts.

oh?Is that black ball back?No wonder the room was so noisy just now.

Looking at the stubborn and squirming piece of meat on the ground and the strange herbs knocking against the glass bottle, the old housekeeper couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

Although it was almost six o'clock now, the housekeeper did not wake up Miss Witch. Instead, he quickly turned off the alarm clock that was about to go off for her. He also cleared away the strange things on the ground and put them away. He pulled the light-transmitting curtains tightly.

Gada.

After the door was closed, there was no light in the dark little room.

There was only the slightly floating quilt and two breathing sounds one after another.

Today is a rare day for Miss Witch to show off.

　Very sleepy today.

　　Get up early tomorrow.

　　I have to go out for a busy day.

　　what.

　　There are less than 5 days left until release.

　　I feel like I'm about to go to the execution ground, family members.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)