Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 67 But luckily, I’m still on the team

When Eric looked at the packages of exquisitely packaged coffee beans, baskets of eggs and various ingredients placed on the table, he admitted that his jaw almost couldn't close.

If they dare to take out their products in such an open and honest manner, they are naturally not afraid of being authenticated by others.

With Eric's financial resources, it would not take at most one night to verify the authenticity of these items.

The sale is carried out in such a calm and ordinary way, you can buy it first without waiting for the auction to start...

Does that mean that these rare items are also common items in this store? !
Are the coffee berries that can only be produced in winter on a 300-year-old fruit forest tree so common?

Eric hurriedly stroked his glasses and took a deep breath.

Who is the owner of this store?
If you can win the opportunity to cooperate...

Oh my God.

He even thought of promotional lines.

Even the royal family...no, not even the Queen has enjoyed a luxury, dungeon-style afternoon tea.

If it sells out, it must be sold out.

Eric's heart couldn't help but tremble when he thought about the numbing income in the future.

He put down the coffee beans in his hand and asked the waiter next to him,
"Um... I would like to ask, can I have an interview with your boss?"

Qiqi could tell this person's purpose at a glance.

Before opening the store, they had all undergone rigorous training, and Master Cathead No. 3 and Master Pikachu had given them profound ideological education and behavioral presets.

The businessman named Eric in front of him must be prepared to talk to them about some so-called win-win business with them.

Ah.

Cricket humans actually want to get involved?
Did he think he was the princess known as the 'witch'?
But although he never stopped attacking Eric personally, Qiqi always had a gentle and humble smile on his face.

"excuse me, you are……?"

Seeing the waiter motioning for him to continue in detail, Eric also cooperated and stated his purpose.

"It's like this. I have some business cooperation and want to communicate with your boss."

But... what Eric didn't expect was that what he thought was a great request was decisively rejected by the waiter.

"I'm very sorry. Our boss has said that he is not ready to discuss cooperation with anyone at the moment."

The smile on Eric's face did not fade for a while. After an awkward stalemate for nearly ten seconds, he pretended to smile relaxedly.

"so.

Then if your boss changes his mind, please be sure to talk to me. "

With that said, Eric handed over his business card.

"Okay, please rest assured."

This is how a small episode ended.

In the public screen where Qiqi's brain communicates with other automatic dolls, such incidents are not unique.

There are people like Eric who don't know what's good or bad but still have a bit of a 13-number in their hearts, there are also people who are smooth and sophisticated, and of course... there are also people who want to cause trouble.

But all of this was smoothed out without any disturbance.

Regarding the matter of silence and cleansing, Master Pikachu made it very clear.

And after sitting and waiting for more than 30 minutes, the bidding that made Eric's heart beat wildly and his assets shrink so much began stubbornly and on time.

……

The auction is semi-public and only limited to guests participating in the auction. Viewing is not restricted. In order to facilitate more guests to watch, the automatons also set up a projection screen so that ordinary guests gathered in the public hall on the first floor can also watch the auction. Available to watch.

Those guests who were unable to provide proof of assets or whose assets did not meet the standards also found a seat in the lobby and watched the auction unfold through the magic screen, trying to find some sense of participation or topics.

However, some ordinary guests who came purely for the reputation were not so particular and simply stood in the hall with their heads raised and looked at the frenzied consumption of the upper class that seemed to be monetary inflation.

Although they don't know how valuable and collectible those collections are, they already feel very high-level just by hearing the words "the era of the old gods" and "the collections of the divine generals".

Listening to this domineering and majestic prefix, isn't it more valuable than some royal collection or something specially appointed by the Queen?
No matter how noble the royal family is, they are only human beings, and what are gods?

As for whether anyone suspects it is a fake?

Of course there are.

It's just that...all the rumors and doubts disappeared under the fanatical declaration of the magic tower weirdo not long ago, before this shop opened.

Moreover, he boldly invited several master appraisers and collection masters in the empire to appreciate the carpet he obtained.

As a result, they were amazed by the materials used, the ancient magic words embroidered on them - the words of God, the carpet texture, and the few traces of majestic magic left on it.

Although this magic tower weirdo only invited friends and acquaintances to his home for a small appreciation party, the news spread throughout the Western League in almost real time.

Is there anything left to doubt or question?
What's more, during the product introduction before the bidding, the blonde girl explained the name of each collection, the meaning behind it, and the meaning of various textures and shapes in extremely detailed way.

They even didn’t mind, allowing guests with archaeological knowledge to come forward to observe and make comments.

This kind of generous style makes bosses who have nothing but money go crazy.

reality!So real!
The bosses were so fanatical that Maotou No. 3, the little black man who collected intelligence, couldn't help but marvel.

At this time, an extremely genius idea suddenly appeared in his specially blessed little head.

He was thinking whether he should persuade the main body to create a few fakes...

This is a big deal that doesn’t even cost anything!

……

The ordering of goods in the auction from front to back is based on the evaluation of the price in the 'Appraisal' skill and the level of competition.

At this time, the auction has come to an end, and the final product is called 'The Frost Demon God's Armor'.

Although its actual name is 'cloth given to giants by the Frost Demon God but disdained by the naked giants and placed there'.

Its final transaction price was 12 billion.

Because it is well preserved, the magical energy of the ice attribute of the gods contained in it has a retention rate of up to [-]%, which makes countless families who study magic crazy.

Yes, that's right, crazy.

In the end, it was taken away by a guest named Wang Haoran who traveled across the ocean and happened to be traveling in the Western Alliance. He did not want to be named and escaped directly under the protection of the waiter. No one except himself knew who he was. .

After all, he is one of the Eastern League's own, so Xiaohei No. 3 No. 3772 Cat Head still opened a small back door for him.

Except for these unknown details, everything in the auction room (referring to the auction bidding) was clearly seen by the bald head standing in the corner of the hall.

What kind of chamber of commerce is this?

In just two hours, he made dozens of times more money than he could understand.

Can he pronounce the phrase 12 billion pounds proficiently in the lingua franca of the Western Conference?
Can't afford to offend.

With all this money, what level of security can this person named Wu Chang hire?

Just that group of hyenas, those small groups of local ruffians who can't stand up on the stage, still want to come to the Wuchang Chamber of Commerce to cause trouble, and make them realize, "Can't we protect all the people we want to move?"

Oh my God.

run.

must run.

This information was provided by him. If the hyenas suffered a loss from them and the group was not wiped out, the first person they would come to come to settle accounts with after they recovered.

After the bald man figured this out, he didn't dare to stay any longer. He called his younger brothers straight away, scolded them and then told them to pack their luggage and meet with him at the train station.

He didn't recognize the hyena, not at all.

Now he is a worker in the foggy city and returns to his hometown!
Baldhead ran all the way home and stuffed all the money he had saved from his brothers over the years from under the bed into his old leather suitcase.

Before leaving, he looked at this impoverished little shabby house and couldn't help but feel lucky that he had saved this month's rent. Fortunately, he didn't pay it in time.

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In the study, under the curtains, in the shadows.

Maomao faced the wall and replied seriously,
"That's it, I know."

"You've done a great job, keep up the good work."

"Cat, what are you hiding here and meowing from the beginning?"

"..."

Suddenly, I felt a chill on my back. The curtains wrapped around my body were removed, and the dazzling early morning sunlight shone on the cat's face.

Seeing this, he skillfully turned his head and put on an innocent look towards Miss Witch.

"Meow~~"

Xiaohei No. 3 No. 3772 Cat Head:...?
What is the boss talking about?
At this time, Maomao pressed the pause button for his little brother who was giving a report. At the same time, he was secretly glad that he had the [Hearing Impairment] magic.

[Hearing Impairment]: When I speak human words, in the ears of the non-conversation person, I can only hear him meowing.

No, Miss Witch touched his side again when he wasn't paying attention.

Sure enough, it’s right to be careful!

It's just...why his perception is always wrong on Miss Witch.

Obviously there is no corresponding buff on her.

Is this a great talent?

Or is he affected by the triple debuff of the skills [Old Enemy], [Demon King], and [Hero]?
The cat doesn't know, and doesn't really want to know.

At this time, Miss Witch came to Maomao not to play with him, but to talk to him about business.

"Then you stay at home today, I have to take the exam.

Pet cats are not allowed on the way to the assessment. "

"Meow~~"

It's not a pet, it's your dad.

The way Miss Witch recognizes the native language of cats is basically through expressions and intonations.

Under Maomao's deliberate inducement, Miss Witch just thought that Maomao was arguing with her and wanted to take him with her.

So she touched Maomao's head and said to him,
"No, it's not possible. The assessment is very strict. There is not a single living creature in it."

"Although I know the cat could have easily slipped in, it would be a bit bad if he was discovered."

"..."

Miss Witch's serious instructions made Maomao a little embarrassed.

He scratched his head guiltily with his tail, then took out a cat head from behind his butt, violently mounted it on a keychain, and handed it to Miss Witch.

"Do you want me to take him with me? Cat? No way..."

Only this time, Maomao did not give Miss Witch any room to refuse.

After several pushes, Miss Witch chose to compromise.

"Okay, okay, is it really okay? He can definitely make an ordinary, undetected keychain, right?
Then I'll take him with me, I believe in you. "

As Miss Witch said this and looked at the weird-looking keychain, the little black No. 3 No. 1777 cat head that served as a pendant and monitored the safety of Miss Witch's exam winked at her.

"..."

Is it really okay...

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Because Miss Witch has gone to take the exam, this home is the kitten's world.

Although even if Miss Witch is at home, it won't delay him from demolishing the house.

but……

Miss Witch is not at home~A lonely cat~
It's a good time to engage in research and development.

Maomao's level finally broke through to lv23.

This speed of level improvement shows that Pikachu's recent Happy Farm plan is very successful.

Finally, I can enjoy eating, drinking, playing, and being able to level up even while lying down. I suggest that I continue to work hard on this road. No, I should work harder!

At level 23, and based on his current physique, Mao thought he would be able to release the soul-creating magic without being stuck at the critical value.

At first, only 800 low blood was deducted because when he created life, he did not require Pikachu to come with many skills and talents out of thin air.

Most of Pikachu's talents are crystallized through later fabrication and integration.In addition, the huge thunder attribute energy is the magic power that Maomao injected into the body when forging it.

This method can be regarded as a mechanism bug that he accidentally stuck.

So now he has to strictly control the amount of magic he uses, and not over-output while maintaining the intensity that he originally created Pikachu with.

He didn't want a smarter soul, even a little dumber than Pikachu... that would be great.

But the energy in the body needs to be strong and huge. With his current magic power of 3222222222, it is reasonable to create a monster if it is not high or low?
The corresponding target is still the B56 dungeon, and the living space is located in the magma zone below the Pikachu floor.

Pikachu can reproduce upwards, but it is not easy to reproduce downwards, so now he needs to produce a qualified younger brother.

So... show up, Groudon!

As a skin god, it shouldn’t be too much to bring a little brother who is an ordinary mythical beast, right?
It has only been a month, and Pikachu's reproduction has not yet begun to increase on a large scale. If they want to expand, what they lack is not troops but time.

Ok……

and many more.

If it's just a low-level area, one Pikachu can ride as many as a thousand, and there seems to be no problem sending a few out to guard the breeding areas on a rotating basis.

In fact, what he lacks now is a fixed guard with a certain action pattern.

Like a tip.

Correct!
It's like the serial dungeon domination plan that has been put on hold for a long time. The reason why it has not been carried out is because of insufficient 'troops'.

That tip to expand production is definitely a very good idea.

But...where are there so many corpses that can be picked up for free?

After reviewing the results, Maomao found that tips made from ready-made corpses or corpses containing magic power can save 2500% of magic power than ordinary tips fabricated out of thin air.

One is under the creative system, and the other is just additional magic.

Therefore, a corpse is a must!
The human form is best, as it saves the need for modification.

It's just that... cremation is still popular nowadays, and it's somewhat unethical to dig graves.

Maomao, who was stuck in a deadlock in his thinking, suddenly had an idea. He thought of a person, or a profession.

Death...Necromancer!
Those notorious necromancers!
yes!He can rob the Necromancer!
If he is not very good at it, he can also ask Miss Witch to fight a robbery to practice her skills.

wonderful!
By doing this, wouldn’t Miss Witch’s social practice come out?
At the same time, the little black cat heads have a new mission.

Collect information on all lawless necromancers in the western continent.

as well as……

"Hei, didn't you say you beat up some kind of society called lackeys?

Don't throw away the bodies of those people, keep them like this... and like this... again!Very useful! "

"...Boss! It's a hyena!"

“It’s all the same, they’re all dogs anyway.

Also, Heizi, I think our work of eradicating evil cannot stop. In order to maintain the safety of the residents of the Western Alliance, as an excellent company, we should take some exemplary actions.

Since free countries cannot give their people real freedom, then it is my turn to take action! "

The hammer of justice will surely punish those maggots hiding in the ditch.

Any association that harms the freedom of Western Alliance residents will be punished by them!
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!

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That night, after Miss Witch returned from the exam.

With an excited look on his face, Maomao strangled Miss Witch's neck with his tail and pressed the plan in his mouth to her face.

"Meow meow meow--"

“Ahhhh, Xiaohei, neck, neck.

Let me see, I will see now, don’t get so close. "

"...

With all that said, let’s go to the Western Conference now! "

"How's it going? (`ω)/"

"..."

Do you think you can go to the Western Continent if you want to?
But the visa process is quite complicated!
However, movement does not seem to be a problem for cats.

Recalling the magic circle used by Maomao when she 'ran away from home' not long ago, Miss Witch sighed helplessly.

and,

"Isn't this action plan too dangerous, Maomao?"

Robbing the evil magician or something...

How can Maomao be sure that the magician is evil?

Although this plan is really cool, and she knows that Maomao will definitely ensure his safety, and she has never been to the Western Continent...

What adventures, experiences, taverns...

When Miss Witch hesitated, Maomao couldn't sit still.

Hello!Expression, your expression! !
I said, Miss Witch, please control your face!

You say you don’t want your body but you act like this, are you embarrassed?

You've already started changing your clothes, are you okay? !

Helplessly stroking his forehead with his tail, Cat took out the Witch Lady Robbery Assassin outfit that he had prepared long ago.

A silver fox mask, a standard assassin tights and... I don't know what to paint on the conspicuous black cloak for fear that others won't see it, but it might look cool.

"Oh, Maomao, you still have equipment!"

When Miss Witch saw the outfit given by Maomao, she immediately threw away the clothes she was holding.

He happily threw the cat outside the door and began to change clothes in the house.

Looking at the closed door of the room, and then at the corridor outside the house, the cat was still a little uncomfortable with such sudden treatment.

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Dim tavern, slightly playful blues, bronze solid wood tables in front of the bar.

The bartender in front of him looked at the mage who had already drank three large glasses of wine and had a scarred face that clearly had a story behind him, and asked curiously,
"So, how did you break your arm?"

Hearing the young bartender's questioning, Scarface sighed with pretense of melancholy.

"Well, that was the most thrilling battle in my life."

"Don't try to show off, tell me quickly."

Just now, the scar-faced man said a lot of things that made people think, such as reminiscing about the past and adventuring in dungeons.

You know, adventure stories are always a popular topic in the tavern.

Hearing the commotion here, the noisy people around them couldn't help but quiet down, and listened to the story told by Scarface.

The bartender's urging and the attention of the guests at the surrounding tables satisfied the vanity of a wave of Scarface. He cleared his somewhat muddy throat and said to the bartender,

“That was in a D-class dungeon.

At that time, with the level of our team, it was already very dangerous even if we were just operating on the upper level of a D-level dungeon.

But with some cleverness and some tricks, we still made it to the lower level.

You know, danger also means gain. "

Just the opening chapter has already stimulated people around to exclaim.

Low-level team, D-level dungeon, deep below!
Crisis and Harvest! !

"Unfortunately, before we found the treasure, we encountered a giant species.

That was a very powerful giant. He was cunning and powerful, and he directly pushed our fledgling team to the limit.

The situation at that time was very dangerous. More than half of the regiment had been killed. The giant grabbed the dying priest with one hand and stuffed it into his mouth. With the other hand, he slapped the regiment leader who rushed forward. "

The narration went straight to the subject without any exaggeration, and it allowed them to conjure up bloody and tragic resistance scenes in their minds.

Giant species!
Recently announced news says that the Titan race is a lower-ranking race belonging to the Titan race, but even so, for adventurers, especially low-level adventurers, the Titan race’s thick skin, terrifying mobility, and aggressiveness, It is directly called a nightmare BOSS level existence.

They encountered a giant species! !
Surprisingly survived!
Excited and curious, the bartender hurriedly asked,

"Giants...? Then how did you win in the end?"

"You know that?"

"No, I do not know."

"..."

"Ahem, that's not important.

The important thing is that the priest is the head's wife. At that time, the situation was urgent. He even threw the shield and opened the berserk and ran away. He jumped up with two-handed swords and struck.

The leader lost his mind at that time, but it would be useless for him to jump and attack like this stupidly, and if the boss slaps him again, he will definitely die.

Moreover, he is the only person in our team who is responsible for the tank position. If he falls, our remaining short legs will have no output environment, let alone escape.

But luckily, I'm still on the team. "

"You take action to turn the tide?"

"Yes."

"I used my strength and wisdom to save this situation that should have been destroyed."

Hearing this, everyone around them couldn't help but hold their breath, for fear of missing the follow-up of the mage's power king rushing into the giant waves and defeating the giants to save the situation.

I heard the scarred face put down his wine glass excitedly, his eyebrows were flying, and he even raised his hands, gesticulating and narrating,

"I made a prompt decision and stabbed it with a staff, killing the priest whose body had been chewed away.

Then she used her corpse to smear the giant's face.

That stupid guy didn't even expect that our side would launch such an attack, and was blinded.

At this moment, the captain's sword penetrated the giant's head.

That sword was so fierce that it almost penetrated the hilt.

Even if it is a giant species, if its head is blown off, it will be completely dead. "

...?
Why is this different from the story he imagined?
I always felt that something was wrong, but after hearing the original intention of the story, my initial curiosity still drove the bartender to continue asking,

"Then how did you break your arm?"

Upon hearing this question, the Necromancer sighed,

“It was the group leader who suddenly attacked me.

I guessed that he might have been bewitched by some ancient and evil curse of the giant species. I was caught off guard and he chopped off my arm.

But fortunately, I still had the last bit of magic power. In desperation, I quickly used the Awakening of the Dead to pull up the knight in the group...well, the uncle of the group leader.

He also used the thief's body to summon the Soul Eater, who was the leader's brother.

Then he used the mage's damaged skeleton to summon a skeleton mage. I would say that the group leader's sister is really unprofessional and has a very irritating attitude toward everyone. In fact, the mage summoned with her skeleton can only cast will-o'-the-wisps, and is even more powerful. It's not as painful as if I hit it with a stick.

Oh, that's not the point.

The point is, in the end I used them to defeat the group leader and let them rest together.

Great, happy ending. "

After telling the whole story, Scarface drank the beer in the glass with a hearty sip, then leaned over and asked the bartender,

"Oh, by the way, little brother, do you still have any shortage of people in your group?"

"..."

　Ok……

　　That’s it for today’s update. Future updates will be unlocked tomorrow, right?
　　quack quack.

　　owo
　　It's indeed a little more than yesterday.Hum.

　　Tired, (3[▓▓]Good night!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)