Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 68

There was a moment of silence in the tavern. No one wanted to answer the Necromancer's question, but no one dared to stand up and say anything.

They were afraid that they were the priest, and as soon as they uttered the words of condemnation, they would be exploded by a corpse explosion from the insane necromancer.

But... if it is unconscionable to praise him for a job well done...

In this legal bar, the adventurers who, despite their rough looks, are actually ordinary, kind and delicate at heart, can't tell the difference.

If they had such eloquence and ability to understand current affairs, they would have become the most important people in this town long ago, and they might even be able to become minor members of parliament.

Just as the bar fell into an eerie silence, a burst of applause suddenly broke out.

Pop, pop.

The slow pace is not so much a compliment as it is a bit of appreciation.

"Your story is really exciting. Our team just needs a smart and capable player like you."

Scarface looked towards the source of the sound and saw that the source of the clear female voice was a woman wearing a cloak and a fox mask.

Sitting next to her was a little black cat that could be seen everywhere.

"Are you interested in joining our team?"

"Of course my friend."

After hearing the invitation, the scarred man agreed without thinking. He held the wine glass with a joyful expression and walked towards this side.

He just said, how could the adventurer team not invite him to join his exciting and wonderful story?
With some confidence in his babble, he sat down, raised his cup and prepared to cheer.

But he was rejected.

Under Scarface's puzzled gaze, the fox-faced woman touched her cat and then said,

"We are preparing for the next C-level dungeon, which is a bit special and needs people like you to join.

The remuneration is negotiable, but you have to cooperate with our confidentiality work. After all, you know, first come first served.

There are so many people here, it's inevitable that the walls will have ears. Let's chat in the barbecue restaurant in the box next to it. The boss is one of us. "

Listening to the fox-faced woman's description, Scarface's eyes lit up instantly.

So special.

Special missions are great.

So he agreed directly,

"Okay! The barbecue is delicious! If the boss can show off his skills in the dungeon, it will be a blessing."

"It's just the words from the top."

While talking and laughing, they left the bar.

Following the fox-faced woman, Scarface walked all the way into the small alley.

only……

As they walked, looking at the dimming lights around them, even the drunk Scarface felt something was wrong.

As a mage who has dealt with death for a long time, he smells danger.

Although, he didn't understand how anyone could be so bold as to have trouble with a high-level necromancer like him in a busy urban area with the police station next to him.

"Ma'am, is there something wrong with our position?"

And when faced with his inquiry, the answer he got was indeed...

"How come, this is where we are going."

"It's a little dark and scary here. I think you don't mind if I let my brothers out, right?"

"I don't mind, of course I don't mind, just put more, the more, the better."

After talking about it, Miss Witch was extremely satisfied with her cool answer.

Doesn't she look like that villain or bad woman now?

()

Seeing the magic fluctuations coming from behind and the countless roars of the 'summoned beast', the witch lady knew that what she had been doing for a long time was about to begin!

Today is a great day!
Because... the brave men began to punish the evil and eliminate the evil!

As for promoting good deeds... she should be considered as doing good deeds without leaving a name, right?

Right ...

2 minutes later.

"Is this gone?"

Behind the mask, Miss Witch's exclamation even faintly echoed.

She looked in disbelief at the man who fell to the ground, shivering a little and moving back.

“No more…no more…no one left!!!”

Now, he looked at the fox-faced woman with nothing but fear in his eyes.

No no no no……

It's not just the woman who's frightened, the cat on her body is even more evil!

He studies dead bodies, and as a religious believer, he is even more sensitive to weird things like black cats.

The cat that only meowed twice from beginning to end was the real God of Death behind this woman!

With his first meow, the alley was sealed, and then his magic began to slowly evaporate.

With his second meow, every undead creature knocked to the ground by this woman was no longer under his control.

What kind of cat is this! !

This is obviously coming to ask for his life! !
"I'll give you whatever you want...money? Do you want money? Or something else?? I can give you anything. You...don't come over! Don't come over!!"

"..."

"Okay, don't worry, I just came here for robbery."

Miss Witch suddenly looked ahead and replied weakly.

Taking the special magic props Maomao gave her, she would collect the corpses she had 'taken' one by one.

"It's so boring, do you usually not take care of your collection so much?
Isn’t it said that necromancers generally have rich families?Why is it so small..."

The ultimate reason why Miss Witch was so disappointed was that Maomao had instilled some strange concepts about necromancers.

Necromancer is a rare profession in this world. There are not many magicians who can awaken and successfully practice this skill. You can't become one just by messing around with corpses.

So, the witch lady who has only heard of the Necromancer, the gamer who has played the Necromancer profession, and the cat who has read the comics whose protagonist is the Necromancer, is popularizing science about a man named the Shadow King. The story of the rise of the necromancer.

In the vivid descriptions of cats with magical special effects, the witch girl has an unprecedented curiosity about the cool profession she has never seen before.

Even after she gave birth, she wanted to be a summoner, just to bully her more and play with her less.

but……

After catching a 'big fish' in a tavern, she discovered that things were not as she imagined.

Just as Miss Witch pursed her lips and sighed at the moon, the magician who had collapsed on the ground suddenly stood up and waved his staff at the back of Miss Witch's head.

It's just that the necromancer thought wrong.

The magician who faced off with her just now was actually a professional melee expert.

Her ears had already caught the necromancer's little movements when he picked up his staff.

The witch lady turned around and knocked the staff out of the Necromancer's hand with a knife, then made a handsome throw over the shoulder, stepped on his lower back and violently pulled away the hand that was holding the staff...

"what--"

Amidst the screams, the Necromancer's only remaining arm was also broken.

"Ah... Cat... what should I do..."

The witch lady, who lacked the ability to fight ordinary people, accidentally tore off the fragile necromancer's arm.

Σ(⊙▽⊙“……

Silence and ticking are the stares between two people and the dripping of blood.

"Meow……"

I...I thank you very much...

So far, you haven't broken an arm of mine.

The cat looked at everything in front of him and swallowed silently.

As for sympathizing with the Necromancer?
forget it.

The poor team leader was not the only one he used as explosives. The information collected by Little Black Cat Head No. 3 was enough for him to shoot him several times according to the general law.

"Speaking of Maomao, according to his information, he has been properly sentenced to death, right?"

Ah...but this is Amalika. If we act like a righteous and good-hearted person and throw him in front of the police station, will he be sentenced to death? "

"Meow~"

Probably not~
Is it a life sentence at most?
Then reduce the sentence.

Then it was released not long after.

Moreover, Brother Scar's spirit seems to be abnormal. According to the results of the magic appraisal, when he described the story, he sincerely believed that his actions to turn the tide saved their team.

"Ah...that's it."

Although she couldn't understand what Maomao was talking about specifically, Miss Witch understood it when she saw the disgusted look in Maomao's eyes.

After a moment of silence, Miss Witch silently and diligently put the arm in her hand tightly back into place.

"Then I think I can try harder."

what?
effort?

What are you trying to do?
But Miss Witch didn't answer, but used her actions to prove what she was trying to do.She raised her hand and pulled out the thin sword that she thought was very cool on her waist, and then cut off Scarface's neck with one slash.

The whole process was neat and tidy, and Scarface didn't feel the slightest bit uncomfortable at all.

The human spine... to be precise, the magician's spine is still somewhat fragile and vulnerable in front of the melee awakened ones holding weapons.

The crowd watched the whole process, watching Miss Witch wipe the blood on the sword with the help of the moonlight, and her head felt slightly dazed.

His witch lady is too calm and decisive, right?
Although... after reading the information, he felt that just robbing the necromancer was a bit too much. It was obvious that he looked down on his rich resume, but... he should obviously be the one doing the finishing work?
When Maomao opened his mouth in surprise and thought about what went wrong, Miss Witch put the sword back into its scabbard, squatted down and said to Maomao seriously,
"Sure enough, it's still a bit disgusting."

"Meow?!!"

Is your reflex arc too long? ! !
Entering the dungeon and getting around in this world is always the first step, but you are a little too... too anxious, right?

But that's not the only thing that shocked Maomao. Miss Witch's jumping thinking caused her next emotion to pause Maomao's mind for at least five seconds.

"Sure enough, it's better not to team up with others, right? Maomao."

……

Meow meow meow, pause meow.

Let me use magic to speed up my brain.

Because this necromancer always uses his teammates as material without any sense of guilt, he is a villain.

And if such a villain becomes a teammate, he must be killed if he has the ability.

Although Miss Witch did not resist this process, she did not like it either.

And everything was never known.

If a teammate who has been with him for a long time suddenly becomes malicious towards him one day, it will inevitably be a bit emotionally painful to deal with it, and the inner fluctuations when wielding a knife will be far more intense than that of a stranger.

Ok.

He figured it out.

"Meow~"

The cat meowed for the time being in response to Miss Witch, indicating that he was listening and that he, the great one, also understood.

It's just that this time, the word "meow" has a different meaning to Miss Witch's ears.

"Well, you would never betray me, so I don't need to think about these things."

There is indeed something wrong with the spiritual education of children in this world! ! !

and many more.

In principle, he is a monster, and he is the same kind as the monsters, but he also killed many monsters, even though they were stupid.

So in a sense, he is a terrifying slayer of his own race who is far more bloody than Miss Witch.

In other words, in a sense, there is actually no difference between monsters killing monsters and people killing people.

That's what it is~
Then there is nothing to worry about for Miss Witch~
size!
(〃＞Dish＜)
Just when Maomao was thinking about whether to hire a psychological counseling expert for Miss Witch, Miss Witch skillfully directed his Little Black No. 6 to start destroying the corpses and removing traces.

Seeing Maomao approaching, she picked up the kitten and said excitedly to him,
"Cat cat!! Let's go eat barbecue!

Now I suddenly want to eat steak, the kind that is medium rare and topped with pepper sauce!
Wuwuwuwu, I can’t do it anymore, I’m thirsty for saliva. "

"Meow!!!"

Medium rare? !

steak? !
As an old father, Mao's head was already a bit high-pressure, and he immediately imagined the scene of Miss Witch and Sister Yu wearing a black style and drinking blood.

NO——! ! ! !

However, Jiaziyin’s kitten had no dignity or right to speak. His roar was interpreted as urging. Miss Witch suddenly realized something and hurriedly took the kitten away from the scene.

"Ah! You're right, Maomao! You have to hurry up and place the last order before the chef runs away!"

"Meow--!"

Seeing the fluctuations in the symbiosis contract where he only thought about eating, Maomao, who was facing the strong wind, finally let go of his wild thoughts.

From being a knot to being a gangster, although it is somewhat different from the plan, as long as Miss Witch is happy, it will be fine.

Isn’t it said that stupid children are blessed with stupid things?

He probably underestimated the simplicity of the people after the recovery of magic power, and... the cat was meddling like a mouse and was thinking from a human perspective.

In addition, Miss Witch's freedom of movement made Maomao deeply realize that she might be more suitable to be a demon king than herself.

(〃＞Dish＜)
To lose in a place like this.

When Maomao was carried into the restaurant, his fists hardened when he thought about this.

In order to wash away this shame and let Miss Witch know what the power of the devil is, when ordering, Maomao viciously begged for five pieces of steak, and then ordered a lot of snacks and drinks very rudely.

He... is going to eat up Miss Witch's savings today!
hum!

I was suddenly taken to the Western Conference, and all I could think about was eating. I’ll see if you’ll pay the bill then, beg me or not!
But Miss Witch's reaction once again exceeded his expectations.

As if she had discovered a new world, Miss Witch approached Maomao with a curious face, and touched his head as if to praise him.
"Ah~~
It turns out that cats like eating steak so much, so we can come here more often in the future~
And I know there are some very delicious restaurants in our city. Wait for me to take you there~~"

Then the waiter said sheepishly, "Sorry, our store will be closing soon... Of course you can stay until you finish your meal, but you have to settle the order first." and Maomao's expectant "Please me." Ah~ come to me for help! ! ! ! ' With a fervent look in his eyes, he calmly took out his anonymous black card.

(〃＞Dish＜)
At this moment, Maomao's chest hurt even more.

This morning, the news that Xiao Hei reported that their chamber of commerce had applied for a black card suddenly became unpleasant.

After paying the order and checking the receipt, Miss Witch suddenly found that Maomao was huddled in the corner of the dining table with his head lowered, as if he was shutting himself in.

"What's wrong, Cat?"

……

Looking at Mao Mao who didn't respond at all, I thought about what she did before Mao Mao became abnormal...

Oh!
I understand!

Miss Witch thinks she has seen through everything.

Woohoo, kitten will think about this family when she grows up.

Sure enough, in order to be with her, Maomao also began to work hard to adapt to human society and learn the values ​​​​of human society.

but……

Kitten still doesn’t fully understand her~
Because she has always believed that cats are just cats, and as a magical cat, she does not need to know things that are too realistic, there are some things that Miss Witch has never told cats about.

It's all my fault, making the cat worried.

Just worried about me, feeling like I made a mistake, the aggrieved kitten there alone is so cute!

Miss Witch's brain has matured, and she can skillfully complete the whole process of self-understanding, self-strategy, and self-movation.

Wiping the tears from the corner of her eyes with a tissue, Miss Witch hugged Maomao, wiped his back hair, and explained to Maomao,
"Don't be aggrieved, Cat~
This meal is not expensive at all~
Although I don’t have much talent for business, I am still rich thanks to some assets my mother left me.

In recent years, except for project planning, I have entrusted managers with management. I don’t seek advancement but I haven’t made any mistakes. I have made a little money.

It’s definitely enough for you to eat~ It’s okay to eat this every day. "

After saying that, for fear that Maomao would be worried, Miss Witch gave him an encouraging expression.

(oω`o)
“We have a flower shop, a kindergarten, a hospital, a department store and several properties.

As a cat who has enough to eat for you, I can find a way for you to eat whatever you want! ! "

"..."

Hello, Chairman Bai, I’m sorry, I’m Xiaohei.

On the road of using money to crush the witch girl, Maomao realized that he had a long way to go.

Unexpectedly, Miss Witch is also a damn capitalist.

Careless! ! !
But complaints are complaints, and disappointments are disappointments. The cat chewing the steak still switched his head to a normal working state when he was bored.

Miss Witch actually has the identity of a 'businessman', so naturally he has to seek some benefits for his family.

All money cannot be made by outsiders.

Moreover, one day in the future, he will deliberately lose his vest, making Miss Witch realize that the boss who leads her company to prosperity is actually him...

hiss--

That's so cool! ! !
At that time, she will definitely kneel down and worship herself!
Although he was not prepared to cooperate with anyone in the Western Continent, but...for this idea, he decided to change his plan.

When they arrived in the Eastern League, they started cooperating with Miss Witch Company on the grounds of 'annexation', but in fact they were managed separately.

In order not to arouse others' suspicion, he will start to prepare for the act of 'annexation' in the Western League.

So in order for Miss Witch to kneel down and worship him in the future, let's kill a few hateful capitalists now and then hang them on street lamps!
Jie Jie Jie.

……

While Maomao was issuing evil orders, Miss Witch also returned to the Eastern League to prepare intensely for the exam, and occasionally went with Maomao to the Western League to continue some righteous judgment activities.

Battles with people and corpses of different species gave Miss Witch an unprecedented experience and sense of accomplishment.

With the upgrade bonus from the Brave, her level rose unknowingly, reaching level 28 after Maomao had grown up.

After suddenly realizing that the level difference between Miss Witch and himself was getting smaller and smaller, Maomao's soul suffered another critical blow.

how so? !
Brave man, why is he so amazing?

Just rely on the chosen one?

At this moment, Cat felt that the whole world owed him an 'I'm sorry'.

　exhausted.

　　hungry.

　　eat.

　　See you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)