Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 69 0(3)~

[The gifts from the gods have been delivered]

The cat can only say that his luck is really not very good.

When he came, it was just after the first lunar month, which meant that he had to wait for nearly two months for the gift that was supposed to be received in a month.

This……

Is there any king law?
Is there any reason?
And if he remembered correctly, his luck should actually be above average?
Damn it, he didn't even dare to think about what the hell would have happened if he had lowered his luck for the sake of points.

[The gods carefully observed your actions this month, combined with your needs and carefully prepared a gift for you]

[Skill [Immortality] has been upgraded to lv3]

[Undead lv3]: When falling into a near-death state, 1 point of HP will be locked, and can be activated once every 30 days.

【You got the 'World Map'】

[Integration of talent 'appraisal' and 'world map']

"..."

Okay.

You've been observing for a month and you can see something, right?

walk slowly!

Although the improvement of life-saving skills makes the cat happy, the description really makes the cat a little unhappy.

In the eyes of God, his most outstanding achievement this month is to commit suicide!

He cured the Sword Master and gave the Colorless King a good beating.

He created life and performed deeds comparable to that of a 'god'?
Did he successfully bring out a brave man?

Isn't it worth coming out to give him some reward for all these things?
Do you want to hold on to the fact that he is dying? ?
He always felt that these gods were not serious, as if they were using him to have fun.

Or maybe there's something wrong with the system they're running.

It was evaluated in this way when it was promoted to level 10, and the monthly summary was also evaluated in this way.

Will there be some new tricks?
……

hiss--

Referring to all the 'rigor' before reincarnation, Maomao always felt that this so-called 'god' was somewhat inconsistent.

Although he didn't know what was wrong, or whether he had a strong innate prejudice against him, the cat still remembered the doubts in his heart.

The more he becomes stronger, conquers more dungeons, and passes more trials, the more knowledge he will master.

And this 'world map' is indeed of great use.

Because of the division and growth of the tectonic plates after the recovery of magic power, no force can now say that it has a complete world map.

after all……

The map he got from God is really too detailed.

The Witch Lady’s home is marked as—the residence of the Brave (untitled) and the Black Demon King 1
Dungeon B56 - The Territory of the Dark Lord

'! 'In the detailed mark, there are even detailed records of the species and registration range inside, as well as various ores, herbs and other items.

It's really... not a bit of privacy.

(〃＞Dish＜)
If this map is not the only one...if someone else can get the map from God...if that person happens to be the devil...

As a result, the cat couldn't even think about it.

You have to destroy them all before they come to destroy you.

Maybe no one would want to do anything to a hero who didn't even get a title, but that's not necessarily the case for the Demon King.

Whether it is his kind or a brave man sharpening his sword.

After thinking about the feasibility of annihilating the enemy and dominating the world, the cat now temporarily shifts its goal to the less variable "how to deceive God".

There is still a chance that the world-unification will be assassinated, but as long as his and Miss Witch's names disappear from the map, the potential danger will be resolved.

- Cover their eyes!

Although it is a bit "rebellious" and offends God, if God could personally come down to kill people, then this world would probably have been ruled by the church long ago.

and so……

There must be some rules that give him an absolute advantage.

This time, I have the advantage.

While Cat was concentrating on studying magic and waiting for the death-seeking skill CD to be reset, Miss Witch soon ushered in the last day of the written test.

During this period, Miss Witch also completed the corresponding martial arts test, and her results were not surprising.

Because of the equation of 'liberation upon completion of the exam', even Miss Witch subconsciously speeded up during this exam.

After checking again and again to confirm that there were no typos, missed answers, or incorrect rows of questions, she handed in the paper and walked out of the examination room early without waiting any longer.

After returning home, facing the upcoming vacation, Miss Witch looked at the summer camp registration form issued by the school and fell into deep thought.

This scene inevitably made her a little familiar. After putting down the registration form and recalling it carefully, she remembered that after summoning Xiao Hei that night, she thought he was just an ordinary black kitten, and she sat at the desk like this now. Thinking about the form in his hand.

However, today is different from the past.

At that time, she was still worried about the future, but now she is thinking about how to find the best solution for the future.

Summer camp is also divided into levels. In a sense, it can be called a two-month college preparatory class.

Generally speaking, most students will participate in order to make new friends in advance, adapt to the new campus life, and... take tutoring and win at the starting line.

But Miss Witch hopes her vacation will be more like a vacation.

Do something special that you can only do during school holidays or forever.

It's best to not be restricted to the campus and do something you like in a more free way that can also improve your strength.

And she felt that this so-called summer camp would definitely delay her getting along with Cat.

She could feel that Maomao was resisting going to school.

After much thought, Miss Witch finally thought of a reliable action plan when she was just about to see through the registration form.

"Maomao, I want to go to the dungeon for special training."

The cat, who was sitting by the window basking in the sun and admiring nature, heard the words of Miss Witch and meowed without looking back.
"Meow~"

Just go.

Of course it’s no problem, meow~
Unexpectedly, Miss Witch will answer the next sentence,

"But I don't have the procedures."

"..."

The cat thought he understood what Miss Witch meant.

After thinking for a moment and sorting out all the information he had obtained so far, he nodded to Miss Witch.

"Okay! Let's rest for one night and set off tomorrow. If we need anything, we can prepare it locally!"

"..."

Thank you for notifying me after you made your decision.

= - =
The cat thought that his expression must be very ferocious now.

What Miss Witch wants to go to is the dungeon of the Western Alliance. First of all, it is convenient to hide as a gangster, and it 100% eliminates the risk of seeing acquaintances or being recognized in the future.

Secondly, the Western Alliance has very low review requirements for adventurers entering the dungeon, and one of the requirements is even to provide an adventure certificate issued by the guild.

There are no level restrictions or requirements.

This makes dungeon exploration very easy, and of course death is also very easy.

After reporting to Butler Lin about the simple holiday plans before the points were released, Miss Witch put on some clothes and prepared to go to the Western Conference with Maomao. =(д*)
You...what are you wearing? ?

A dark green suspender dress with long lace sleeves, a small bag, and a sun visor that looks like a lady.

Dungeon?
do this?
"Hahahaha, Cat, what's your expression?"

Tell me what expression I can put on?
"Didn't I tell you that the things we need to go into the dungeon must be bought locally~
So, now that I’m jet-lagged, of course I’m going shopping! ! ! "

Using shopping and entertainment to overcome jet lag, Miss Witch can confidently say that even if she does not have a strengthened body and mind, she will be able to hold on!
Wearing a pair of black high heels with a round toe and a bow, Miss Witch grabbed the kitten and walked skillfully toward the teleportation array on the ground.

Woohoo!
During the first execution...oh no, when Justice accidentally robbed the Necromancer, she wanted to take a good tour of the Fog City.

The bookshelf contained books of travel notes, which made her have an extraordinary yearning for the outside world.

Dungeons and Dragons, poetry and distance...

I heard that humans can travel freely before the magic is revived.

You can go wherever you want, across urban areas, across provinces, and even across countries with unparalleled freedom and security.

"It's great...a free and safe world."

When walking out of the familiar alley, the witch lady lowered her head and murmured softly.

"Meow?"

"It's nothing Cat! Hum, you have to cheer up today! The battle begins!"

? ? ? ?
"First, let's have breakfast!"

"Meow!!!!"

NO! ! ! !
Even before traveling through time, the breakfast in Fog City... no, the food in Fog City was daunting.

The cat has no desire to try such bold and novel things.

"Meow!!!"

look! !Look!There is a bun shop there!Shall we eat that? !
"Maomao, are you promising? The reason you came out to play is to taste the authentic cuisine here.

You want to eat steamed buns? Just ask Grandpa Lin to make a few for you when you were at home. What are you going to eat when you go out? "

"..."

I don’t know why, but for a moment, Maomao felt that Miss Witch’s words sounded very damning.

"Hello, please bring me one of today's recommended meals."

"Good lady."

After ordering the meal, Miss Witch put her bag aside on the ground, snorted at the cat, and said,
"Anyway, Maomao, you don't want to eat, right? Then I'll order one, and I won't give it to you even if you beg me."

"Meow!"

Please? ?
Don't regret it when the time comes!
10 minutes later……

There was an extra scone named 'Dungeon Carnival' and a cup of hot cocoa on Miss Witch's table.

"..."

Looking at the scones on the table, both Miss Witch and Maomao fell into a long silence.

At this moment, there is only one question in their heads,
why.

How can there be so many customers in this store?
Why does the store manager think this dish can be recommended?
A small piece of pancake contains too much pain that it should not and cannot bear.

A grilled fish head facing up to the sky, staring with its eyes, and stubbornly opening its mouth of silent shouting; a tentacle that is still dark green even after being grilled, with densely packed suckers; a black, like It's an unknown plant standing straight up like an iron nail...

……

"Maomao, it was my fault just now. Good things need to be shared with everyone. You shouldn't refuse my kindness, right?"

? ? ? ?
"Meow!"

climb!You crawl for me!
"Mao Mao, what you are doing is wrong.

You can't face someone who is sincerely apologizing like this, otherwise she will be very sad, really. "

? ? ? ? ?

Then, Maomao saw a plate of half Dungeon Carnival scones that had been divided neatly and neatly in front of him.

At this moment, looking at the damaged version of the scone at such a close distance, Maomao deeply realized how appropriate the name was.

Is there a possibility that we can have a carnival in the dungeon and not let ourselves and wildness go like this?
There is a lot of beauty in the dungeon too!
Can't you see?

Delicious fruit!Just...just that blind box that grows on a tree in the fruit forest.

Monsters of unity and friendship!Just like those hard-working little miner goblins!Working hard and working hard every day is so inspiring!

And the mountains, the water...

Right?

Carnival is also a carnival in this aspect, right? ! !

……

While Maomao was complaining continuously and crazily in his heart, Maomao couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat when he saw Miss Witch staring straight at him.

That look seemed to be saying:
Maomao, are you really looking for a reason to betray your comrades who are having breakfast with you?

The cat couldn't hold on any longer.

He couldn't resist such a look!

The other party is so despicable!

The despicable witch even used illegal means such as mental attacks to force the kitten to do things that go against her true inner thoughts.

(〃＞Dish＜)
Really unable to stand the naked, aggrieved and expectant look in Miss Witch's eyes, the kitten closed her eyes and heart, and swallowed the pancake on the plate directly into her mouth.

……

At that moment, the cat seemed to have a glimpse of all the darkness and chaos in the world. In the boundless turbidity, he even heard the mournful cry that had lasted for a long time.

This is the carnival in the underground city.

The carnival of monsters, the nightmare of mankind.

He...at this moment he understood the emotion contained in this piece of cake.

0(:3)～

Seeing the cat sitting on the table suddenly turned to stone, Miss Witch took a deep breath, put down the tableware in her hand, picked up the hot milk in her hand and drank it in a gulp.

"call--"

She let out a long breath, her expression was as if she was grateful for the rest of her life after a catastrophe.

Putting the empty cup in front of Maomao, wiping his mouth, Miss Witch said to him earnestly,

"rest in peace."

"..."

Then she slapped a few coins on the table, grabbed the cat and left.

Maomao, I was wrong, let's change the store.

Just the bun shop next door.

Missing Maomao's 'lifetime' wish, Miss Witch walked directly to the front desk and ordered to the waiter,
"Boss, here are four kidney bean buns and two cups of soy milk. Add more sugar if you like it super sweet."

Then, when she turned around to wait for an empty seat, she suddenly stopped and turned back to the waiter and said,
"what……"

"Bring me a hot towel by the way. My cat... was a little irritated by the store opposite."

　People are like the title.

　　I hope that in the next life I will have a brother Kun and be free from the sufferings in the world.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)