Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 78 Naked Humiliation
"Eh……?!"

"Senior! Why did you suddenly..."

just leave? ?

Moreover, he ran so fast!
Your cat...your cat forgot the duck! ! !

At this time, Su Ya looked at the cat that was staring at her, and then at the direction where the senior sister was running away. She cooed and then pursed her lips.

After a few seconds of silence, Su Ya hesitated,
"Then... Master Maomao, I... hold you in my arms and chase the senior sister?"

"Meow!"

()╯╰(--)
For a moment, Su Ya and Maomao reached an agreement and set off at the speed of light.

"Meow!"

Rush the duck!Suya!
The cat riding on Su Ya's head shouted excitedly and pointed out the direction they were going.

And Su Ya is worthy of being a 'Senior Sister Locator'. She can accurately find Miss Witch who has hidden in the school's flower beds and bushes when she is running at full speed.

Σ(⊙▽⊙"

Are groupies so terrifying?
For a moment, Maomao felt that he might have underestimated the power of faith.

"Huh... I finally found you, senior sister."

As a person with short legs, Bai Yan has a high probability of awakening as a priest according to her family genes. She bowed her waist, held her knees, gasped for air, and said to the witch girl who huddled in front of her and pretended to be a landscape artist.

——Stones cannot speak.

Because she thought the way cats talked was interesting, she also learned the micromanipulation of magic power and wrote the above paragraph with magic in front of her.

"..."

(￣TT￣)
Su Ya, you have to calm down Su Ya! !

No, no, no, what are my hands doing?

Click.

oh!I must have been controlled by an evil force, so I couldn't help but take pictures at this time.

"Ah... Master Maomao, I didn't mean it, I didn't forget our goal... Huh??"

Su Ya looked at Mao Mao who was taking out the magic spar video, and immediately fell back tactically and fell into deep thought.

Comparing cooking skills, I actually lost.

(o__)

After being patted on the shoulder by Maomao, Su Ya returned to the topic and approached Miss Witch.

"So...Senior, what happened to you?"

"..."

Encountered the Waterloo of life.

She may want to consider changing to another mainland.

Do not……

Changing another continent may not be enough.

Maybe you can consider living in a different world.

If she were reincarnated, the cats in the symbiosis contract would not chase her and say those string of words to her.

lost soul.jpg
After looking at the great senior sister Bai, who made the landscaping stone, she actually showed an aura of hopelessness, Su Ya said incoherently to Miss Witch,

"Is it too boring? Or...do you think it's not strong enough?!"

"Well, don't be depressed! Senior sister!! If... you are really not satisfied, I, I, I, I can call my dad! I can threaten him and make him contribute!!"

……

——No, it has nothing to do with this.

Although it doesn't mean it doesn't matter at all.

It can only be said to be an inducement.

If someone could pry off Miss Witch's head now, they would definitely see her pupils that have lost their highlights.

So... when she thought Maomao was just an ordinary smart kitten, what else did she do.

He said a lot of... things that... challenged the limits.

For example, repeat a line in a novel that you think is cool.

Then, take a shower, change clothes, scratch your butt...

That's it.

Recalling here, it can be over.

She is finished, her life is over.

END.

The witch lady chose this moment to end her comedy-like life.

……

"Mao Mao!! Senior Bai seems to be ascending to heaven!! Help... help!!"

"..."

I can’t tell that Miss Witch, who can usually speak in the second grade as if nothing happened, would care so much about society’s death?
Could it be that she felt that what she said the rest of the time was serious?

This perception is not good and needs to be changed~
Without letting her realize the bottom line of normal people, how can her collections bring out the best value for her!

Let Su Ya, a normal person, teach Miss Witch a lesson today!

The mentality of mischief and fun made Maomao show a big smile when he looked at Su Ya who was busy busy in front of her and Miss Witch who was still stubbornly squatting on the ground.

He took a pleasant and standard cat walk and walked up to Miss Witch.

Using an intimate gesture that he almost never did, he nuzzled Miss Witch hard.

"Meow~~~"

The meowing of the long and thin clamps and the furry touch coming from her legs reminded Miss Witch of more bad things.

At this moment, she shuddered violently.

Miss Witch took a deep breath, stood up, tried her best to ignore the kitten that fell at her feet and said to Su Ya,

"The trial will be a little boring, let's go."

“Okay~~~”

Seeing that Miss Witch finally came to life, Su Ya was like a big golden retriever wagging her tail, and she got close to her in an instant.

"It's a bit boring indeed. Bad students like her should have been punished long ago.

But she has been an outlaw for a long time, getting away with it.

What's even more terrible is that if senior Yu hadn't had some tricks, Gong Wenjing might still be able to continue.

Really annoying. "

Although Su Ya hated Gong Wenjing and this incident, she subconsciously restrained her harsh words and vocabulary in front of Miss Witch.

"A little bit."

Miss Witch nodded and agreed with her evaluation.

"Besides...she is no longer interesting to me."

It's not like she stood in front of the stage in person to judge Gong Wenjing.

Therefore, Miss Witch is also thinking that it is time to change her goal.

She no longer needs to deliberately prove her ability and strength in front of Gong Wenjing.

Because they are already people from two worlds.

Father……?
Seems like a good idea.

My family is probably from the Imperial Capital.

As long as you hang out with Maomao, it's not a big deal to challenge yourself.But...she will definitely ignore Maomao in the recent period!
This bad cat who pretended to be stupid not only eavesdropped on what she said, but also wrote it down and deliberately taught it to her!

Sine!

Without even "snorting" at the kitten to express her resentment and dissatisfaction, Miss Witch dragged Su Ya towards the school gate.

Looking at Miss Witch who was deliberately making trouble with him, Cat felt that he had been provoked.

OK!You're ignoring me on purpose, right?

I want to see how long you can hold on!

He doesn't believe it, how long can you ignore me with the help of Su Ya, a fool!

The cat, with its tail raised and its head held high, didn't care at all that it was deliberately left behind. When the war just started, it had already assumed the posture of a winner.

Because...he has a trump card in this battle! !
￥￥￥￥￥￥￥
Taking advantage of the gap when Miss Witch was about to close the door, Mao Mao teleported directly to the front seat, not giving Miss Witch any room to let herself get exhausted.

Anyway, he is a magical cat, and using such weak moves is useless against him!

"Go... let's go to Fengqing Street today?"

Su Ya, who has a full yearning for visiting this city, suggested to Miss Witch.

A charming street...?
As a local but an unusual homebody, Miss Witch searched hard for this adjective in her mind.

Oh!
It is the 'Magic Revival Street', abbreviated as 'Mosuqian Street'.

Although it is said to be 'one street', in fact, whether it is shops or various buildings, they have already occupied several streets.

This stubborn naming method makes Miss Witch feel very much like herself now.

"..."

No no no no.

I can't think so.

As a rebel myself, I must stick to my true heart and never rebel!
It is true that Miss Witch felt that her farewell to this world may not have anything to do with the cat, but her stubborn behavior of venting it on the kitten made her feel somewhat disdainful.

(ˊっωˋ)
Is she going to become a witch?

As a cat from the "prehistoric era", he is also very interested in this so-called street.

Before Ga, he was a loyal fan of the famous night market snack street.

Although most of the time, most of these places are set up to kill fools and fat people, but...if you look carefully, you can still find a lot of good products.

For example, the omelet rice shop that used to be opened on the corner.

Eat it with the grilled cold noodles that the stubborn man brought from the market. Under the boss's eyes that seemed to want to kill someone, the taste...

Simply not too fragrant!

Chew Chew (`) Chew Chew
Just thinking about that smell, the cat couldn't help but start chirping.

"Hey! Cat God! When did you sneak up here!"

Su Ya, who was just about to ask Miss Witch if she left her cat at school, heard the chatter in the front seat and looked forward curiously, and happened to see the cat clustered in the passenger seat.

"Maomao, how did you get up here!"

Su Ya didn't know how capable the cat was.

Just like the original Miss Witch, she only regarded him as a mascot with a higher IQ than ordinary cats.

hum.

It's time to show the real technology!

Maomao teleported and sat on top of Su Ya's head.

When Su Ya was about to reach out to hug him, she ducked into the empty seat in the back seat.

"Cat Cat!! You can actually do teleportation magic!"

Just when Maomao was about to continue to show off his abilities in order to get more Risby, Miss Witch suddenly picked up her phone and played the video.

And... I still turned on the loudspeaker.

"Mom! Look at that clown, his performance..."

"So funny~ah~~~"

Then, under the astonished gazes of one person and one cat, he paused the video with a calm expression.
"Ah, I'm sorry, an interface popped up suddenly, and my hand slipped."



I really believe you ghost!

Unlike Su Ya who was stunned and accepted the wrong settings, Maomao knew that this damn witch definitely did it on purpose!
He was mocking himself for showing off his abilities just now, like a clown, and said he was very funny!
Cried!I really want to cry!

Kittens also have self-esteem!

So, Maomao mustered all his strength, and just when the car was turning, he kicked Miss Witch with the evil sauce that he had practiced for a short time!

bump.

With a dull crash, the cat knew it had succeeded.

It accurately hit Miss Witch's side waist, causing considerable damage to her.

[You are attacked by a flying kick from 'Xiao Hei']

【HP-0.1】

"..."

puff--

At such a moment, Maomao felt that this exchange of blood with Miss Witch seemed to be a loss.

Is his carefully planned flying kick only worth 0.1 of the witch's HP? !

Humiliation, naked humiliation.

And Miss Witch, who was also aware of this, even resisted to stop the hand that was about to rub her waist, stretched out her thumb to Mao Mao expressionlessly, and then fiercely upside down.

Σ()? !
And...you're still actively mocking me? !

This is no longer a small struggle about who should deal with whom first.

Now, the war has evolved into a 'defence-breaking war'.

Maomao took a deep breath and even used the magic 'Wu Kun's Talk' to force himself to calm down just to find the most appropriate way to retaliate.

Damn witch, you forced me to do this!

At this time, Maomao was standing on the back seat, with his feet raised and his back feet standing, he raised his cat's paw and fiercely covered one of his eyes with his other hand.

——Blast it, reality!Crush it, spirit!Disappear!this world!
Obviously this is just a small movement, but in the eyes of Miss Witch, it seems that there is already a physical dubbing.

At this moment, Miss Witch's memory returned to the rooftop in the afternoon and... her room late at night.

This daily task has gradually evolved from reading aloud to a performance involving action.

At first she just felt a little ashamed, but after reading the novel, she admitted that she also thought it was cool for just over two weeks, and would often imitate it in her room...

Unexpectedly, the cat was also peeking at that time! ! !

As a witch girl who considers herself sober and has graduated from junior high school, she is somewhat unable to look directly at the extremely dense performance art she created at that time.

Miss Witch looked at the Cheshire smile that Maomao almost slapped her in the face, and she suddenly became furious, holding back her anger fiercely in her heart.

She clenched her fists tightly with both hands...the fists were hard!
but……

Maomao, don’t think that you don’t have any bad information.

As a smart kitten, you should not use the litter box!
Although the magic cat can use magic to turn its digestive system into a perfect energy conversion chain, and send out the residue in the body in a special way.

But in the first few days before turning into a cat, the cat was not particularly familiar with magical programming, so...

Just when Maomao was puzzled, he looked at Miss Witch who suddenly sneered at him, took out her cell phone, poked Su Ya, and then took the rare initiative to chat with Su Ya.

"Su Ya, when I was sorting out the photo album a few days ago, I found some interesting kitten videos. Do you want to watch them?"

cat:! ! ! !
Although I don't know what the content of the video is, but...a chilling feeling of horror made the cat's tail hairs explode instantly.

(End of this chapter)