Miss Witch's Cat

Chapter 79 I Don't Listen, I Don't Listen
Wow-wow-wow-

In the video broadcast, there was the sound of violent digging.

Immediately after...

Su Ya even patted her thighs and laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha, Maomao's expression is so serious!"

"Yeah yeah."

cat:! ! ! ! ! !
You...you damn woman, you don't have martial ethics!
When did she record it secretly?
Fuck!
It's all because he was being merciful and even wanted to give Miss Witch some privacy at home, so he didn't turn on the 'Despicable Peep' all day long to monitor Miss Witch's whereabouts.

Careless!

Sure enough, what the ancients said is so right.

Kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself.

It's really cruel! !
When he could freely enter and leave Miss Witch's bathroom, he never thought of taking secret photos!

what! ! !
This hateful, despicable, vicious, bitter, and mean stinking witch!
"Oh oh oh! The kitten still has obsessive-compulsive disorder. It has been buried for so long!"

"It's really cute."

"As expected of a kitten raised by my senior sister, her obsessive-compulsive disorder is also top-notch."

cat:……

("＞＜)"

I don’t listen, I don’t listen, the bastards are chanting sutras.

Since Maomao could not speak, Maomao was at a huge disadvantage when he quarreled with Miss Witch while accompanied by a third party.

but……

Now obviously we can't just admit defeat, let's talk!

Because... not long ago, he personally admitted that he now couldn't speak human language.

When quarreling, you must abide by the basic laws. Things that will completely hurt the other party or destroy the relationship between the two people cannot be said or done.

unless……

They want to detonate nuclear weapons against each other and finish the game completely.

Damn, while the car was about to arrive at its destination, Mao felt that he had to quickly think about how the cards in his hand could make him come back.

He must let Miss Witch know how powerful he is!

￥￥￥￥￥￥￥
Even in the magical world, it is still an extremely modern scan-code payment.

Cat has really wanted to complain about this for a long time.

However, it seems a bit unrealistic to expect that civilization has developed to the point where the earth cannot accommodate itself, and to just trade with a bag of gold and silver coins like in the Middle Ages after the recovery of magic power.

But...it's a little less magical, and a little less witchy.

The magic revival street... has arrived.

But I didn’t find any intimacy with the cat.

Damn, he should have guessed this.

These days, xxx street is definitely the headline topic for 'locals' to complain about being unauthentic.

Take this store decoration for example.

Why didn't he know that before the magic power recovered, the streets would be filled with lanterns?

[Before the magic revived, the most powerful tribe in the Eastern Alliance liked to decorate their courtyards with lanterns to show their family’s prominence and power]

cat:? ? ?

Wake up, you guys!
It’s only been 32 years since the magic revived!

There must be ordinary people and some... national treasures surviving!

You...you...? !

[In the disaster of magic resurgence, middle-aged and elderly people almost suffered a disaster.

Their physical conditions limit their ability to upgrade. They are unable to upgrade or raise their level, and cannot adapt to the environment with extremely high magic concentration in the new world.

With the help and research of top leaders in various industries such as scientists, alchemists, and magicians, five years ago, a 'magic influence elimination' vaccine was finally developed that is also effective for ordinary people.

With the expansion of vaccination scope and alliance-wide promotion, there are currently no patients in the entire alliance who are affected by the concentration of magic power.

When the magic power recovers, the number of surviving old people who lived long before Mosu is currently: 3. 】

"..."

Standing in front of the stone monument erected at the street corner, the cat was silent.

The topic suddenly turned nasty and serious.

He sighed silently, and like all passers-by, he quietly looked at the tombstone and saluted it for 30 seconds.

So there is still a reason for the cultural gap...

Moreover, based on his incomplete communication with the Juggernaut, this parallel world originally had some fragmentation and bugs.

For the time being, forgive this lantern bug.

After all, looking at the same scenery as the Lantern Festival, it was not as irritating as when I saw a certain city posting white lanterns all the way during the New Year.

It was a completely different mental impact.

Although, from the perspective of Maomao, a completely 'prehistoric man', every place on this street is not pleasing to the eye.

But as pure human beings who have recovered their magic power, Miss Witch and Suya are both refreshed by the fresh classical Chinese architecture.

The entrance, which symbolizes the 'beginning of culture', naturally sells various classic improved versions of Hanfu, tea sets, and various classic Chinese pastries.

Mung bean cake, peach blossom cake, wife cake without a wife...

"Meow!!"

I want to eat my wife’s cake!
Although buying wife cake does not give it to your wife!

Mao still remembered that when his relatives forced him to go on a blind date but reality shattered his love mind, he squatted alone on the side of the road and stubbornly ate the taste of the wife cake he bought from the Good Luck Bakery.

The combination of the filling and the crispy crust... it's really delicious.

"Oh! Master Cat, do you want to eat that!"

Fortunately, Su Ya noticed Maomao's screams and starry eyes, and Maomao got three boxes of fresh, delicious, and even warm wife cakes.

Sitting on the bench, two people and one cat each ate, and by the way, they had a sip of milk tea from a small paper cup given by the clerk for free.

huh~~
A leisurely feeling of happiness arises spontaneously.

He knew that wife cakes were a joke, and he ate wife cakes for the first time because he felt wronged. But now... he also has a good life~
The delicious pastries are still delicious, but this time it's not backed up by the bitterness in my heart.

The cat really spoke, meow, meow, meow!

After finishing eating, Maomao received the remaining wife cake into Yingzhong with a calm expression.

It's just that Su Ya, who was careless and moved a little slower, and who had tasted the delicacy of pastries, snatched a box and hid it in her storage space in advance.

(〃＞Dish＜)
Putting on an angry look and patting Su Ya twice, Maomao was worried that she still needed to rely on this financial sponsor to buy food and drink for herself today, so she did not use magic to remove her wife from her. snatch it back from the storage container.

after all……

Considering how bad the witch is and the intense stage of the war between them, today's witch will not fulfill any of his little wishes!
(〃>dish<)!

Why are all transactions in the Eastern Continent done by scanning QR codes to pay?
You can also use cash and credit cards in Western China!

Isn’t this a bully cat that doesn’t have a mobile phone, ID card, or bank card?
(〃＞Dish＜)
How can a man stay depressed and depressed for a long time?

He has to find a way to be independent!
The first step to independence is to get a mobile phone!
He could deceive that smelly old man and squeeze out the last bit of value he had before he left.

Scan your face and apply for a bank card.

humble jpg.

In front of face-sweeping people, it can only be said that all living beings are equal.

He is obviously a magical cat, but he doesn't have any special magic. Can he be saved? o(╥﹏╥)o
It can only be said that the cold war with Miss Witch gave Maomao many unprecedented and realistic senses of crisis.

What makes the cat feel even more terrible is that this sense of crisis is far more frightening than fighting the BOSS.

because……

There is nothing he can do! !
(〃＞Dish＜)
What a realistic and darkistic adventure story in which human beings travel through another world and are not crushed by force, but fall to their knees in front of money.

A witch, indeed a witch.

A simple act of hurting each other made him realize such a serious life problem.

Moreover, it is a dimensionality reduction attack based on the Eastern League's crazy code-scanning and face-scanning policies.

admire!

Vicious enough!
At this time, Maomao may not have realized that Pikachu's ability to have such a strange brain circuit seems to have something to do with him being a father.

……

Ice cream and desserts are consumption traps that girls can never escape.

Especially in front of words such as low-calorie, cute, internet celebrity, pink, limited edition, buy one get one free, second bottle half price, etc., which are full of depravity and temptation.

However, the one who bears the brunt of being unable to escape from the consumption trap is naturally the witch lady who has not been baptized by the market and only took money to cancel her purchases in recent times.

"Why...buy so many?"

Miss Witch tilted her head in confusion.

Of course it's because...

It doesn't cost anything to buy these?
Looking at Miss Witch's usual blank expression, the cat knew that this person was definitely thinking about something terrible.

only……

She probably wouldn't stay until she felt that buying so many things was not only not a loss, but also a profit...

While the cat was muttering silently in his heart, adhering to the principle of buying so much and not eating it for free, he unceremoniously licked the ice cream in Miss Witch's hand.

o(￣ヘ￣o#)
This is ice cream that the cat licked, bring it to you!

A child's battle is that simple.

Whoever can lick all the snacks is the king of naughty kids and the winner of this meal!
Come on, come on, obediently hand over the ice cream in your hand!
Then I was humiliated and had to eat what I picked out...

Um! ? ? ?

Just when Mao Mao thought she had regained the victory, Miss Witch pretended to stumble without changing her face, and accurately threw the ice cream in her hand into the trash can.

"Ah... I'm sorry, Maomao, my foot suddenly slipped just now."

"..."

Seeing Miss Witch patting the hem of her skirt calmly and wiping her hands with a wet wipe, even Su Ya, who had always been very nervous, realized the problem.

"Senior!! Are you so tired already?!"

"I'm sorry, senior! I shouldn't have dragged you to try on clothes just now, woo woo woo.

Just wait for a while and go to the street behind me. I will bring you all the little clothes that look suitable for the cat god in front of you! "

cat:……?
Do you want to listen? Are you speaking human words?
But at this time, Su Ya didn't notice the cat's contempt and Miss Witch's praise. She just sighed secretly in her heart:

It turns out that even though I’m from the legal system, my senior’s physical strength isn’t very good either!
In other words, what my senior sister can do, I can do too!It's not as scary as imagined!
It can be said that it is really suitable for these three creatures to sit together at the same table.

While eating the dessert, the three creatures, each with their own ulterior motives, silently gave this dessert shop a bad review.

“So it’s not without reason that there are so many discounts.

Noble and delicious shops never bother to give me coupons. "

When Su Ya walked out of the dessert shop with Maomao in her arms, she made a concluding statement that should be regarded as one of the ten most reasonable sentences in her life.

"you're right."

Miss Witch also sighed and agreed.

It seems that I need to take some probiotics today to prevent my bad stomach from catching a cold.

Oh!
She won't feed the cats!
Who is Maomao... he keeps pretending to be stupid and bullying her.

And he deliberately antagonized her without coming over to apologize or anything.

Even if you coax me first.

When she thought of Maomao's Cheshire cat-like smile and expression in the car, she couldn't help but pout.

It seems that I have to ask Maomao again to keep Xiaohei No. 1.

When you are in a bad mood, you can hang him up and use him as a sandbag to beat him, which can relieve your anger at least.

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

but……

The cat shouldn’t go too far. Because she has a bad stomach, she deliberately returns to nature, returns to nature, returns to simplicity, and goes to the toilet in her bedroom...

hiss--

When she thought that as long as Maomao was brave enough, this matter was not impossible. She couldn't help but take a breath when she recalled the smell of the mess in Maomao's litter box.

No, no, you can't breathe at this time.

Ok.

At this moment, Miss Witch admitted that she was afraid.

And he was deeply afraid.

Just imagining the scene of the self-destruction, Miss Witch felt that the apology, victory or defeat, victory or defeat, and face that she was so worried about now were all worth mentioning.

Staying alive and having the desire to survive are the most basic human instincts.

Is it not?
With this in mind, she took a deep breath, patted Su Ya's shoulder, and after asking her to stop, carefully took the kitten from her arms.

Σ(⊙▽⊙"!!!
Cat Mao, who was suddenly held in the arms of Miss Witch, was so nervous that all the muscles in his body had collapsed.

As long as Miss Witch does something terrifying, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he will immediately kick his legs and run away.

He was careless, he was in a daze just now, and he couldn't believe that Miss Witch actually wanted to hug him during the quarrel.

And the consequence of this carelessness is... [Old Enemy] has been triggered.

Now, the only things that can save the kitten are the kitten's short legs and the conscience of foreign aid Su Ya.

grunt.

The cat clearly heard the sound of his slowly increasing heartbeat.

Referring to the bloody battle between the two people when they were eating dessert just now, just to put some cream on each other's face, this time Miss Witch is preparing...

"Come on, does the cat open its mouth?"

Open your mouth? !
impossible!

Absolutely impossible!
Do you want to put mustard in my mouth?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging.

What, it turns out to be probiotics.

"I ate too much desserts and cold things just now. Please take some probiotics quickly to avoid getting a bad stomach."

Listening to the stubborn yet caring tone of the witch lady above, the cat's heart seemed to melt.

she……

Did she still care about me so much when we were quarreling?

For a moment, all the cat's anger and fight for dignity disappeared with that snap.

Now he just thinks that Miss Witch is so cute.

What the older generation said was indeed correct.

When you raise a child, you have to raise a daughter. This little cotton-padded jacket seems to be really considerate...

(End of this chapter)