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Chapter 288 The feast of complaints in "Transformation 3" has nothing to do with Xiang Yan
Chapter 288 The feast of complaints in "Transformation 3" has nothing to do with Xiang Yang!
You want to ask why Jiang Zhiqiang keeps laughing?
Because it’s really funny!
As soon as the movie "Transformers 3" was released, and the movie schedule was so high, it was almost impossible to watch other movies.
Many UP owners of station B were ready early in the morning, and some even just...well, watched the pirated version.
It was released in the United States at the end of last month. In other words, it gave the world's most famous piracy website, The Pirate Bay, at least three weeks. If they still can't get the relevant resources, then this website will be shut down. Bar.
In other words, many UP owners actually have a conscience. They watched it early in the morning and then pretended to watch it on the same day.
That is to say, they have prepared many jokes and various things to complain about early in the morning.
The first big drawback.
Shuhua milk!
Let me finish my Schwarmiuk!
The person who said this was a very short guy, but one could tell at a glance that he was Chinese. He had a very vulgar appearance and a very strange tone. In addition, it was his expression.
Anyway, he's just weird and doesn't look like a normal person.
Let's put it this way, many of our domestic movie fans are not familiar with this actor. Of course, some people know that this guy is Ken Zheng.
He had a pretty good performance in "The Hangover," but actually... well, he's Korean, and he was originally a doctor.
I'm not lying. He is indeed a doctor. But later on, he stopped acting in movies and specialized in comedy.
In "The Hangover", when he appears, he is...a little mushroom.
To be honest, it was really speechless to reveal that directly in the camera, and it was the first scene of this character.
Of course, "The Hangover" is just a pure comedy with various American memes. As for us in China, we probably don’t understand many of them. We may even be surprised why American high school teachers are so poor and directly criticize students. of tuition and fees.
Of course, this was Ken Zheng’s situation before, but now, it’s just implantation!
Shuhua milk, this implant is too blunt.
Even before, there was a wave of criticism abroad.
At that time, "Change 3" was released in the United States, and the local beauties couldn't understand what was going on with this milk, and why they made such a joke.
Selling copies was even forced to come out and explain. What he said was, isn't it funny to shoot like this?
In fact, it was just a blunt implant done for money, but this guy said it was funny, and even American movie fans recognized it.
There is no way, the anti-intellectualism in the United States is already at the level of the whole society. Movies are originally an entertainment for ordinary people at the bottom, and it is normal for them to be fooled like this.
Ever since, many UP masters have carried out a lot of spoofs based on this.
Naturally, I haven't forgotten to link up with the United States.
It's really very funny. Ken Zheng's wretched face is, to be honest, very funny without being pranked.
But is this the end?
No, there is still the second biggest drawback!
Just this shortcoming makes many non-complaining UP owners completely unable to stand it.
Well, if you are not a Tucao school, then you are a serious film critic, a little more serious than a Tucao school.
That's it.
So, what exactly is this flaw?
"It turns out that the heroine is the most powerful weapon in this movie!"
"There were so many fights before, all kinds of big scenes, the plot was very good, but in the end, it was all ruined!"
"I can't figure it out, what's going on with Megatron? Why did he change his mind after hearing about a human beauty fucking in front of him, and go to fight against the natural enemy, and finally let Brother Zhuzi fight back! Why! "
"Megatron rebelled against Natural Enemy after listening to a girl's instigation. At this moment, my IQ was greatly impacted!"
Right, that is it.
It should be said that the plot of this "Change 3" is already the peak of this series of movies, better than the previous two. Even, it is originally famous for its big scenes and big bangs. This kind of plot is pretty good.
The suspense at the beginning was well created, and the story about the far side of the moon was also used.
Very interesting.
But no one expected that everyone would be fed a shit at the end of the movie.
The heroine is indeed very beautiful, and her pair of incredibly long legs are really incredible.
However, in the end, he faced a desperate situation and even Brother Zhuzi lost an arm. It turned out to be because of the heroine's comeback.
And... talkative!
Just by virtue of this heroine's brilliant tongue, she was able to tell the opposite of what Megatron said.
Although it is true that Megatron was robbed of his seat by Yu Tiandi later, he will indeed feel uncomfortable in his heart, and he should come out with all kinds of thoughts.
But a few words from an earthling woman persuaded him to turn against him and go and kill his natural enemy.
The most speechless thing is that after fucking the natural enemy, Megatron, who was originally quite awesome, was fucked by Brother Zhuzhu.
Brother Zhuzhu only has one arm, but in the end, your head was knocked off by Megatron.
What is this!
Serious UP owners can't stop complaining, let alone those who complain about it.
It was so joyful.
To be honest, in terms of plot, this "Transformers" is already the best in this series. Moreover, in terms of special effects, it is very well done. It can be seen that it definitely cost a lot of money, but it is a pity. Credit to this heroine.
A good show can be worth a million soldiers.
Even, this has become a hot topic on a certain website, and everyone has launched a good meal of criticism.
Naturally, they are also indispensable at certain bars and bean shops.
But, judging from the box office.
"Transformers 3" won 9600 million box office on the first day, and after 4 days, the box office broke 4 million!
This box office level is really amazing. In just four days, it has surpassed "Fireworks in the Day".
However, with all the joyous complaints on the Internet, can the box office of "Transformers 3" continue to be so strong?
……
After Xiang Yang talked with Jiang Zhiqiang, the most important thing to him was the information about the "Golden Age".
When he got back, he told his wife that there was such a film that the great Hong Kong director Ms. Xu was going to make, and the character in it was called Xiao Hong.
It's definitely a literary film, it's definitely very literary.
The young master said that he was very interested.Naturally, Xiang Yang also gave a reminder that Jiang Zhi Qiang had a very literary young woman under his command.
You have to compete with Sister Xiaotang.
The young man expressed his stance directly and was not afraid of competition.
So what else is there to say?
The couple directly entered the state of literary youth, reading books.
What book are you reading?
Of course it was those personal works from that period.
Of course it’s nothing to prepare so much for this movie.
However, it is not that easy to study well.
Mr. Han wants to play chess again.
……
In the middle shadow, on the chessboard, the knight moves against the sun and the elephant flies across the field.
Mr. Han, the old man, frowned more and more.
Xiang Yang also wiped his sweat from time to time. It was such a hot summer. Besides, the artistic young man was a little too involved in the drama and forgot a lot of chess records.
But in the end...
"No more!"
"Uncle Han, didn't you say you were going to do it?"
"You know it too, kid! Then don't let me go."
"If I let you, it would be boring."
"Hehe, you guys have quite a few reasons."
"We are telling the truth."
Mr. Han couldn't stand it anymore. After arranging something for Xiang Yang, he picked up the teacup and drank.
Xiang Yang was still wiping away his sweat, he knew that Mr. Han had something to say.
"Wait in a hurry?"
"No, I'm waiting for you to grow old."
"Don't do this, like I did to you."
"How dare I."
"Okay, then let me ask you, what's going on with that station B that your kid set up?"
"What? What station b?"
"Stop pretending!"
Mr. Han showed a stern face, and Xiang Yang could only keep smiling.
Why did you mention station b?
Han Sanye said that he did not hold any dirt in his eyes, "You are quite capable, and the angle at which you hit your opponent is very strange. Most people would never expect such a skill. There are a lot of complaints and pranks on that broken website. It will definitely have a great impact on the drama "Transformation 3", you kid must have thought about it early on."
"I didn't, I really didn't. That website was created by Chen Rui. It never made any money before. As for my master and your old classmate, they just went there to have fun."
Xiang Yang's words obviously made Mr. Han not so satisfied.
"Playing? Are they really going to play? It has nothing to do with you kid? Well, let me ask you, why is it such a coincidence? What kind of film and television spoof contest is this lousy website planning?"
this. . .
Xiang Yang scratched his head, "Isn't this natural? It was just announced that the Golden Broom Award will be settled at Station B, so it's normal for there to be a lot more complaints."
These words made the Third Master laugh angrily, "Haha... You are indeed a bit powerful. Even if I see it, I can't say anything wrong with you, right?"
"This..." Xiang Yang continued to put on a smiley face, "So many people, in order to attract more fans, complain about the hottest new movie at the moment, isn't it normal, and ah, my Uncle Han, you don't know, In fact, this can be regarded as increasing the exposure of this movie, right? It is good for the box office."
"Haha..." Uncle Han didn't know whether he was laughing angrily or for some other reason. He had never seen such a ruthless person.
Actually, this truth... it's just a coincidence anyway.
Now that the Golden Broom Award has settled on Bilibili, an event will be held to celebrate and encourage UP owners to do their activities. In this way, they will naturally complain a lot in order to attract fans and receive incentive bonuses.
It's natural to complain about the current hot hit, "Transformation 3".
So, do these coincidences have something to do with Xiang Yang?
It doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter, love whatever you want.
Mr. Han wanted to play chess with Xiang Yang because of this matter, but now that he has made it clear, let's talk about something else.
"I know you kid is dissatisfied. This "Transformation 3" has given such a high film schedule. However, we also have difficulties. The previous movie "Building the Party" did not do well at the box office. Besides, you kid is not a family member and doesn't know how expensive firewood and rice are. We In this industry, many people still have to make money from Hollywood blockbusters."
This can be regarded as Mr. Han being reasonable and gave "Transformation 3" a high-ranking film with more than 9%, but there is also helplessness.
After hearing this, Xiang Yang smiled and said, "Then we also want this kind of treatment, okay?"
"You boy!" Han Sanye scolded with a smile, "If we ourselves can't make a bowl of water level, then things will be difficult, don't you understand?"
Xiang Yang really didn't understand before, but now he understands.
A bowl of water is never level, but if it is too obvious, someone will definitely try to play tricks on you.
Therefore, it is difficult for domestic films to get high-ranking films, and that’s probably it.
So……
"Uncle Han, let me put it this way, even if the film schedule is not that high, our film can still win!"
This momentum made Mr. Han admire him with admiration.
Just like that, "囧囧" was released.
I don’t dare to say anything today, but looking at the United States, it’s really strange that the story can still increase.
(End of this chapter)
You want to ask why Jiang Zhiqiang keeps laughing?
Because it’s really funny!
As soon as the movie "Transformers 3" was released, and the movie schedule was so high, it was almost impossible to watch other movies.
Many UP owners of station B were ready early in the morning, and some even just...well, watched the pirated version.
It was released in the United States at the end of last month. In other words, it gave the world's most famous piracy website, The Pirate Bay, at least three weeks. If they still can't get the relevant resources, then this website will be shut down. Bar.
In other words, many UP owners actually have a conscience. They watched it early in the morning and then pretended to watch it on the same day.
That is to say, they have prepared many jokes and various things to complain about early in the morning.
The first big drawback.
Shuhua milk!
Let me finish my Schwarmiuk!
The person who said this was a very short guy, but one could tell at a glance that he was Chinese. He had a very vulgar appearance and a very strange tone. In addition, it was his expression.
Anyway, he's just weird and doesn't look like a normal person.
Let's put it this way, many of our domestic movie fans are not familiar with this actor. Of course, some people know that this guy is Ken Zheng.
He had a pretty good performance in "The Hangover," but actually... well, he's Korean, and he was originally a doctor.
I'm not lying. He is indeed a doctor. But later on, he stopped acting in movies and specialized in comedy.
In "The Hangover", when he appears, he is...a little mushroom.
To be honest, it was really speechless to reveal that directly in the camera, and it was the first scene of this character.
Of course, "The Hangover" is just a pure comedy with various American memes. As for us in China, we probably don’t understand many of them. We may even be surprised why American high school teachers are so poor and directly criticize students. of tuition and fees.
Of course, this was Ken Zheng’s situation before, but now, it’s just implantation!
Shuhua milk, this implant is too blunt.
Even before, there was a wave of criticism abroad.
At that time, "Change 3" was released in the United States, and the local beauties couldn't understand what was going on with this milk, and why they made such a joke.
Selling copies was even forced to come out and explain. What he said was, isn't it funny to shoot like this?
In fact, it was just a blunt implant done for money, but this guy said it was funny, and even American movie fans recognized it.
There is no way, the anti-intellectualism in the United States is already at the level of the whole society. Movies are originally an entertainment for ordinary people at the bottom, and it is normal for them to be fooled like this.
Ever since, many UP masters have carried out a lot of spoofs based on this.
Naturally, I haven't forgotten to link up with the United States.
It's really very funny. Ken Zheng's wretched face is, to be honest, very funny without being pranked.
But is this the end?
No, there is still the second biggest drawback!
Just this shortcoming makes many non-complaining UP owners completely unable to stand it.
Well, if you are not a Tucao school, then you are a serious film critic, a little more serious than a Tucao school.
That's it.
So, what exactly is this flaw?
"It turns out that the heroine is the most powerful weapon in this movie!"
"There were so many fights before, all kinds of big scenes, the plot was very good, but in the end, it was all ruined!"
"I can't figure it out, what's going on with Megatron? Why did he change his mind after hearing about a human beauty fucking in front of him, and go to fight against the natural enemy, and finally let Brother Zhuzi fight back! Why! "
"Megatron rebelled against Natural Enemy after listening to a girl's instigation. At this moment, my IQ was greatly impacted!"
Right, that is it.
It should be said that the plot of this "Change 3" is already the peak of this series of movies, better than the previous two. Even, it is originally famous for its big scenes and big bangs. This kind of plot is pretty good.
The suspense at the beginning was well created, and the story about the far side of the moon was also used.
Very interesting.
But no one expected that everyone would be fed a shit at the end of the movie.
The heroine is indeed very beautiful, and her pair of incredibly long legs are really incredible.
However, in the end, he faced a desperate situation and even Brother Zhuzi lost an arm. It turned out to be because of the heroine's comeback.
And... talkative!
Just by virtue of this heroine's brilliant tongue, she was able to tell the opposite of what Megatron said.
Although it is true that Megatron was robbed of his seat by Yu Tiandi later, he will indeed feel uncomfortable in his heart, and he should come out with all kinds of thoughts.
But a few words from an earthling woman persuaded him to turn against him and go and kill his natural enemy.
The most speechless thing is that after fucking the natural enemy, Megatron, who was originally quite awesome, was fucked by Brother Zhuzhu.
Brother Zhuzhu only has one arm, but in the end, your head was knocked off by Megatron.
What is this!
Serious UP owners can't stop complaining, let alone those who complain about it.
It was so joyful.
To be honest, in terms of plot, this "Transformers" is already the best in this series. Moreover, in terms of special effects, it is very well done. It can be seen that it definitely cost a lot of money, but it is a pity. Credit to this heroine.
A good show can be worth a million soldiers.
Even, this has become a hot topic on a certain website, and everyone has launched a good meal of criticism.
Naturally, they are also indispensable at certain bars and bean shops.
But, judging from the box office.
"Transformers 3" won 9600 million box office on the first day, and after 4 days, the box office broke 4 million!
This box office level is really amazing. In just four days, it has surpassed "Fireworks in the Day".
However, with all the joyous complaints on the Internet, can the box office of "Transformers 3" continue to be so strong?
……
After Xiang Yang talked with Jiang Zhiqiang, the most important thing to him was the information about the "Golden Age".
When he got back, he told his wife that there was such a film that the great Hong Kong director Ms. Xu was going to make, and the character in it was called Xiao Hong.
It's definitely a literary film, it's definitely very literary.
The young master said that he was very interested.Naturally, Xiang Yang also gave a reminder that Jiang Zhi Qiang had a very literary young woman under his command.
You have to compete with Sister Xiaotang.
The young man expressed his stance directly and was not afraid of competition.
So what else is there to say?
The couple directly entered the state of literary youth, reading books.
What book are you reading?
Of course it was those personal works from that period.
Of course it’s nothing to prepare so much for this movie.
However, it is not that easy to study well.
Mr. Han wants to play chess again.
……
In the middle shadow, on the chessboard, the knight moves against the sun and the elephant flies across the field.
Mr. Han, the old man, frowned more and more.
Xiang Yang also wiped his sweat from time to time. It was such a hot summer. Besides, the artistic young man was a little too involved in the drama and forgot a lot of chess records.
But in the end...
"No more!"
"Uncle Han, didn't you say you were going to do it?"
"You know it too, kid! Then don't let me go."
"If I let you, it would be boring."
"Hehe, you guys have quite a few reasons."
"We are telling the truth."
Mr. Han couldn't stand it anymore. After arranging something for Xiang Yang, he picked up the teacup and drank.
Xiang Yang was still wiping away his sweat, he knew that Mr. Han had something to say.
"Wait in a hurry?"
"No, I'm waiting for you to grow old."
"Don't do this, like I did to you."
"How dare I."
"Okay, then let me ask you, what's going on with that station B that your kid set up?"
"What? What station b?"
"Stop pretending!"
Mr. Han showed a stern face, and Xiang Yang could only keep smiling.
Why did you mention station b?
Han Sanye said that he did not hold any dirt in his eyes, "You are quite capable, and the angle at which you hit your opponent is very strange. Most people would never expect such a skill. There are a lot of complaints and pranks on that broken website. It will definitely have a great impact on the drama "Transformation 3", you kid must have thought about it early on."
"I didn't, I really didn't. That website was created by Chen Rui. It never made any money before. As for my master and your old classmate, they just went there to have fun."
Xiang Yang's words obviously made Mr. Han not so satisfied.
"Playing? Are they really going to play? It has nothing to do with you kid? Well, let me ask you, why is it such a coincidence? What kind of film and television spoof contest is this lousy website planning?"
this. . .
Xiang Yang scratched his head, "Isn't this natural? It was just announced that the Golden Broom Award will be settled at Station B, so it's normal for there to be a lot more complaints."
These words made the Third Master laugh angrily, "Haha... You are indeed a bit powerful. Even if I see it, I can't say anything wrong with you, right?"
"This..." Xiang Yang continued to put on a smiley face, "So many people, in order to attract more fans, complain about the hottest new movie at the moment, isn't it normal, and ah, my Uncle Han, you don't know, In fact, this can be regarded as increasing the exposure of this movie, right? It is good for the box office."
"Haha..." Uncle Han didn't know whether he was laughing angrily or for some other reason. He had never seen such a ruthless person.
Actually, this truth... it's just a coincidence anyway.
Now that the Golden Broom Award has settled on Bilibili, an event will be held to celebrate and encourage UP owners to do their activities. In this way, they will naturally complain a lot in order to attract fans and receive incentive bonuses.
It's natural to complain about the current hot hit, "Transformation 3".
So, do these coincidences have something to do with Xiang Yang?
It doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter, love whatever you want.
Mr. Han wanted to play chess with Xiang Yang because of this matter, but now that he has made it clear, let's talk about something else.
"I know you kid is dissatisfied. This "Transformation 3" has given such a high film schedule. However, we also have difficulties. The previous movie "Building the Party" did not do well at the box office. Besides, you kid is not a family member and doesn't know how expensive firewood and rice are. We In this industry, many people still have to make money from Hollywood blockbusters."
This can be regarded as Mr. Han being reasonable and gave "Transformation 3" a high-ranking film with more than 9%, but there is also helplessness.
After hearing this, Xiang Yang smiled and said, "Then we also want this kind of treatment, okay?"
"You boy!" Han Sanye scolded with a smile, "If we ourselves can't make a bowl of water level, then things will be difficult, don't you understand?"
Xiang Yang really didn't understand before, but now he understands.
A bowl of water is never level, but if it is too obvious, someone will definitely try to play tricks on you.
Therefore, it is difficult for domestic films to get high-ranking films, and that’s probably it.
So……
"Uncle Han, let me put it this way, even if the film schedule is not that high, our film can still win!"
This momentum made Mr. Han admire him with admiration.
Just like that, "囧囧" was released.
I don’t dare to say anything today, but looking at the United States, it’s really strange that the story can still increase.
(End of this chapter)
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