Experienced actor

Chapter 289 "囧囧" What kind of tendons are you scratching?

Jiang Zhiqiang certainly knows why he gave "Transformers 3" such a high ranking. This movie is clearly a co-production, but how many so-called Chinese elements are there in it?

Isn’t it just Shuhua milk, a certain computer brand, and that Asian guy pretending to be Korean?

Everything else is just that, but Jiang Zhiqiang knows very well who gets the bulk of the profits here.

It was originally a very frustrating thing, but he couldn't express his feelings directly. He was still a rich second generation, which made it even more uncomfortable.Fortunately, there are so many interesting videos on site B, and he has been watching them recently.

However, he has been pondering over what Xiang Yang said to him.

Bright sword.

Interesting.

Ever since, Jiang Zhiqiang felt that he should watch the movie "囧" and pay close attention to it.

After "Transformers 3" had a crazy box office record in its first week, it was already declining in its second week.

Of course, from a box office perspective, it is still very successful and stands out among the rest.

And at this time, "Tai囧" was released.

Jiang Zhiqiang was originally very busy, but this time he wanted to experience the entertainment of ordinary people. He did not buy a VIP luxury box, but simply bought a ticket to watch a movie like ordinary people.

Of course, I was accompanied by security personnel and a secretary.

But when he sat down in the movie theater, he found that it was not necessary at all.

The public security here in mainland China is really good, much better than in the United States. Even ordinary people are safe. Plus, this movie theater is really full.

Before the movie was played, many people could be heard saying that since this movie has a few people like Huang Bo, Bao Qiang, and Shan Zheng, the quality is guaranteed.

How strange, why not mention Xiangyang?

Well, probably because he's not a professional comedian.

However, this movie-watching scene aroused great interest in Jiang Zhiqiang.

Will this movie be as successful as Xiang Yang said, suppressing "Transformers 3"?
He had expectations, but his rationality told him that this would be difficult.

Soon, the movie finally started.

Oil tyrant?

What the hell is this?
Jiang Zhiqiang was a little confused about this thing, but it still felt very magical. By the way, that was the sentence.

Unconsciously.

I don’t know who coined the word, but it’s quite interesting. Those UP owners always use it.

Forget it, the oil bully is the oil bully, since this movie has produced such a sci-fi thing, maybe it can really challenge "Change 3".

Well, they are all science fiction movies, and they all seem to be funny.

That shouldn't make any difference.

Soon, some fans said.

The same old routine is coming.

That's right, Bao Qiang and Shan Zheng were on a plane together.

This is definitely an old meme from the previous "People on the Journey", so, will Baoqiang still drink milk this time?
No, Baoqiang became a very noisy traveler.

One of the members of Sunset Red Travel Group.

Just this hat, Jiang Zhiqiang couldn't help it.

He has seen a lot of this kind of hat. When he was in Hong Kong, many tour groups wore this kind of hat. But now, a young guy wears this kind of hat. It's so interesting.

But the fun doesn't end there.

"what?"

"what happened?"

"Your girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"Is your girlfriend Yaya?"

"Yes, I think she is my girlfriend in my heart, isn't it okay?"

Bao Qiang, who is wearing a sunset red hat, is trying to show Jiashan his girlfriend’s photo. This is so awesome!

The theater burst into laughter at that time.

Yaya and Baoqiang?
This picture should not be too beautiful.

Jiang Zhiqiang naturally kept laughing, but what he was thinking about was, who made up this plot?

It should be Xiangyang.

Jiang Zhiqiang was watching the story between him and Yaya, what was going on.

The Hong Kong boss himself doesn’t know the specific situation, but it’s probably like that.

Which one... is too gossipy, so I won’t say it anymore.

But in fact, Jiang Zhiqiang really wronged Xiang Yang.

This plot was specially changed by Shan Zheng.

Originally I was going to post a photo of Mr. Fan, but later on. . .

I went to Yaya, the purpose was just to prank Xiang Yang.

So, doesn’t Xiangyang know?
Anyway, he really didn't know it at the time. Later the movie was made, so that was all.

It's just that... Yaya appeared in "囧", and Bao Qiang still looks like a fan. After that, can he make that movie smoothly?

Anyway, Xiang Yang deserves it.

And next, this Baoqiang is going to travel to Thailand. What is he going to do?

They were all written down in his notebook with Yaya's photo.

One of them is to protect yourself and you are very curious about it.

"Brother, I copied these from the Internet. I plan to go to Thailand to experience them all, but I don't understand this. I really don't understand."

"What don't you understand?"

"You should have been to Thailand."

"Been there many times."

"Then you must understand, tell me."

"Okay, this..."

"Yes, that's it! Grab the dragon's tendon, what's the point of it?"

"This one……"

The bald mountain fight on the big screen is very embarrassing.

And everyone in the screening room burst into laughter!
What does grabbing dragon tendons mean?
It was normal for Baoqiang, a simple boy like him, not to know, but Shan Zheng definitely knew.

So what did he say?

"Well, you don't catch it." "I don't catch it? Then how can I play with it?"

Baoqiang's face was full of surprise.

Shan Zheng had no choice but to cough, and then gave a brief answer with the smile of an experienced driver, "It has little to do with whether you caught him or not."

"What?" Baoqiang was still confused, "How is that possible! If I don't experience it myself, then how can I do this for fun?"

Shan Zheng felt a little embarrassed, "You will experience it."

"Ah? Brother, what are you talking about? If I wasn't the one who caught you, what else would I have experienced?"

"No, even if you don't catch this, you can still go through it."

"I didn't catch the dragon tendon? Then how can I enjoy the process of catching the dragon tendon?"

"It's just catching the dragon's tendons. If you don't catch it, someone will catch it for you."

"Brother! Then won't this problem come back? Others have caught it, so how can I experience catching dragon tendons?"

"You, you...you were caught!"

"Ah? I was arrested? Why was I arrested? Did I break the law?"

Just this conversation made the movie fans laugh out loud.

Even Jiang Zhiqiang couldn't help laughing. This was so fun.

Of course he knew about the dragon tendon grabbing thing.

However, if Baoqiang doesn’t know, isn’t this quite normal?

People all over the country know what kind of person Bao Qiang is. He started his career as a fool, and the roles he played later were all kinds of simple, or silly and a little bit earthy, but in short he was very simple.

He's right if he doesn't understand this.

What’s even more interesting is that when it comes to tourism in Thailand, who doesn’t know about this kind of industry there?

In fact, the matter of catching dragon tendons is very ordinary at all, not a big deal.

In other words, this joke is reasonable and very funny.

Moreover, the voices of Shan Zheng and Bao Qiang were getting louder and louder. There were not only passengers on the plane, but also stewardesses.

"Passengers please pay attention to safety and fasten your seat belts."

Is this a reminder?
The stewardess’s contemptuous face was absolutely amazing.

Baoqiang still doesn’t know why.

"Brother, why is this stewardess like this? Why is her service attitude so bad? I heard before that the stewardesses on the plane are all very beautiful, and their attitudes are so good."

Shan Zheng was embarrassed when he heard this.

"When you get to Thailand, grab the dragon tendons yourself!"

This. . .

The whole screening room was laughing like crazy.

The beginning alone is enough to make people excited. It is definitely very interesting. Moreover, not to mention that it is closely related to each other, it also has many parallels with reality.

Jiang Zhiqiang really didn't expect that this movie could reach this point.

No wonder Xiang Yang is so confident.

But in fact, he was still wrong.

Xiang Yang's confidence has little to do with this beginning, it's just this beginning.

That's right, why did Baoqiang change like this after going to Thailand?
It has something to do with this beginning.

After he figured out these ways of playing, his whole person became completely different.

That's how this joke came out.

And Xiang Yang this time. . .

The previous "Beautiful Heart" was so dirty and achieved great success, so it would be right for our film to be a bit dirty as well.

And then, of course, this movie is all kinds of funny, all kinds of fun, it just took off.

Huang Bo also came to Thailand with him, also looking for Lao Zhou.

Baoqiang and Shan fight for two people, all kinds of chaos.

Shan Zheng has always wanted to get rid of this burden, but unfortunately, this guy is also quite powerful.

The so-called, naturally suppressed black belly, that's it.

And Huang Bo also received a massage that was designed to keep the body strong and dump the pie.

Simply.

However, everyone has an idea in mind.

Where is Xiangyang?
Didn't you say that there is his?

This expectation was kept until the end.

It turns out that Xiangyang is that old Zhou.

He was wearing white clothes, which made him look a little different.

Just one line.

"My Buddha is merciful, all living beings suffer, and all kinds of oil tyrants are all false."

In other words, that oil tyrant is completely fake.

Huang Bo fought for the mountains all the way, and Baoqiang also followed, but in the end it was all in vain.

Isn't this a bad ending?

Many people have actually seen it before, and Shan Zheng already knows that there is something wrong with this oil tyrant.

But driven by interests, he still wanted to see Lao Zhou.

As for Huang Bo, he didn't believe that there was anything wrong with Youba at all. He didn't believe it at all and was extremely persistent.

So now, everyone is in vain?
Is it really all empty?
Wait until you return to China.

Shan Zheng reconciled with his wife.

Baoqiang opened a sesame seed shop and met Yaya.

Ask her to be the spokesperson.

Yaya eats sesame seed cakes in a large advertisement.

In addition, Huang Bo has been unable to let go of his obsession, and he is trapped in Thailand.

This is the end of "囧囧".

　Thank you all very much. It was earlier today and I adjusted the black car well.

　　So what? It seems that Japan really can’t stop it. TV Tokyo doesn’t even broadcast cartoons anymore.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)