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On the TV, Sergio Durant's excited voice was still ringing, as if he couldn't stop, maybe he had too much to say and was too excited.

"There is no doubt that this game will be Lin Yu's most glorious end to the league this season! Not only did he help the team win the league championship, but more importantly, he also completed an almost impossible task! In this Before the first game, I think there may be very few people who believe that Lin Yu can score five goals, and there is no one who believes that Lin Yu can score ten goals! Including myself, none Gan believes that he can score ten goals in one game! More importantly, he basically relied on his own personal ability to complete these ten goals, and his teammates just helped him get the ball. !"

"From the last goal, we can see that Lin Yu's greatness is beyond doubt. He took three corner kicks and scored three times in the same position. With such superb skills, I believe that in today's football, no, even if Looking at the entire history of football, no one has ever been able to do it! Pele and Maradona are much inferior to him!"

"In the face of such an outstanding player, why do we not pay tribute to him? Saying that he has a bad character? Bad character? Perhaps, he is rebellious, arrogant, and sometimes even says something that makes him If someone is very upset, he refuses to let anyone bow his head. He likes to cause trouble and confront the media! But I want to ask, does this have anything to do with football? He plays pure football, pure football, yes Great football, his performance. His excellence has changed our understanding of football. In the past, we absolutely could not imagine that a player could score 65 goals in the league in one season. Can be in 26 goals in the Champions League, that's scary! Isn't it?"

"He is a genius! That's right, a genius like Einstein! It's just that Einstein's genius is used in science, and he is used in football. Do we criticize Einstein because of the horror of the atomic bomb?" Is Stan great? There is no distinction between justice and evil in science, let alone football, we only need to appreciate Lin Yu's football, that's enough!"

In the wine, at home, on the square, and at the barbecue stand, countless people shouted loudly: "To this lunatic genius, let's drink!"

"cheers!"

Beer, liquor, red wine, beverages.

This moment is whatever it is.Both can be served as celebratory drinks.

Even people who want to lose weight make an exception to have a drink.

"Long live Lin Yu!"

"Long live football!"

"Long live Real Madrid!"

Laughter, shouts, kisses, all kinds of voices rang out all over the world. People who didn't know it thought it was a carnival for the World Cup champion, but in fact, he was just a league in La Liga.

But because of Lin Yu's presence in this game, it gives people a completely different feeling.

……

"Some people say that Lin Yu is a lunatic, some people say that Lin Yu is a lunatic. Some people say that Lin Yu is a god, a devil, and the most powerful player ever! These are not important, what is important. We don't care Nothing seems to be able to fully describe this maverick player! He is full of personality, he is always so positive and always so confident. When the referee disallowed his goals twice in a row, he just smiled lightly. With the third Goals, proved himself. Nothing can bring him down!"

In Lin Yu's country, in China, I am afraid that the fans and commentators are the most excited, because this night, they not only saw Lin Yu's performance against the sky, but they also released the suffocation in their chests.

Look down on us Chinese?

Was retribution now?

"You can insult Lin Yu! You can criticize Lin Yu! You can satirize Lin Yu! You can even assassinate him! But you must not underestimate Lin Yu! Because if you underestimate him, terrible things will happen!"

"In front of his parents, Lin Yu is a dutiful son, in front of his wife, Lin Yu is a good husband, in front of his daughter, Lin Yu is a good father, and in front of fans, Lin Yu is also a good player. But he is not perfect, because in To the enemy, he's a thug, a troublemaker, a lunatic, and a nostalgic! But no matter how you look at him, he is who he is, and he never changes, becoming nothing more than your senses That's all."

"Tonight, Lin Yu slapped those who insulted him ten times with ten balls! Looking down on him, that's what happened. These ten slaps are too powerful. Although I shouldn't say that, I really I feel very refreshed, as a commentator, I have never been so relieved like tonight!"

On the Internet, whether it's posts or Weibo, whether it's QQ or **, it seems that everyone is talking about the same name-Lin Yu!

Those who know football and those who don't, real fans and fake fans have formed an alliance at this moment. They are proud and proud of Lin Yu.

"Beautiful job Lin Yu! Damn, that's how you should do it. Just scolding is not enough. It's the best way to give the other party ten eggs like this. I will be your good friend for life!"

"Lin Yu! Regardless of whether you are married or not, I have decided to love you secretly for the rest of my life!"

"Cool! Cool! Cool! It's never been so cool! Even if you orgasm with your wife a dozen times, it's not so cool. Lin Yu, you are really so embarrassing. I have been suffering at work for a while The bird smell is all coming out, it's so fucking cool!"

"Lin Yu is amazing! Lin Yu is amazing! So the ball king is so weak in front of you. Compared with you, it's not a problem at all!"

……

When the whole world was cheering for Lin Yu, crazy about Lin Yu, and obsessed with Lin Yu, this person frowned.

He is not happy?

Why do you frown?

It turned out that when celebrating near the edge of the court, Lin Yu overheard the shout of a Deportivo fan.

"You are not the best, someone scored thirteen goals in one game!"

Lin Yu really didn't know that someone scored thirteen goals in a game, so he asked his teammates on the side.Pogba, who likes to collect these news the most on weekdays, told him: "Well, there seems to be such a person. His name is Achill Thompson. His team won the opponent 31:0 in that game. Actually, you don't have to care about it. In the five major leagues, there is no player who can score ten goals in a game, you are proud of it."

Although Pogba's words are not wrong, Lin Yu is a person who "makes progress". If he wants to do it, he must do it well. How can someone be better than himself?

What's more, he thought he had already broken all single-game scoring records.Unexpectedly, there are still people standing in front of him, how can this make him feel comfortable?

So when others were celebrating wildly, Lin Yu frowned. Now there are only 4 minutes left before the end of the game, and there is no delay for 1 minute.

He hurried to the midfield, calling his teammates to prepare to restart the game with him.

The referee originally thought that they would have to celebrate for a while, but who would have thought that this kid would be so greedy, how come he has scored ten and wants to score more?

But he still had to blow the whistle to start the game again.After all, stoppage time is not over yet.

In the stands, Deportivo Vazquez, the head coach of Deportivo, almost fell off his seat.Is it not enough for you to enter ten?Want to go in again?

Fortunately, the fans on the side blocked him.It didn t make him embarrass himself, otherwise a head coach would be so embarrassed by Lin Yu that he fell from the stands.

Absolutely no one will sympathize with him.They just laugh at him, mock him.Scolding him for being overwhelmed, Vazquez has actually given up completely.This game is as it should be, accepting fate.

It's just that he didn't expect that Lin Yu would be so unrestrained. He has entered ten of them, so he really wants to kill them all?

In fact, he should blame his fans. If it weren't for that fan's talkativeness, maybe Lin Yu would really be satisfied with ten goals, but it won't happen now. Lin Yu can't tolerate someone riding on his head, even if This person is just a little-known player, and all records must be broken by him.

More importantly, only this game he played with complete indulgence, maybe it will be impossible to score such a big score in the future, so this may be the only chance for him to break the record, if he does not seize this time Opportunities, then people may always be brought up to talk about things in the future. Although this may be insignificant, I always feel uncomfortable.

……

Some people are discussing that two goals are called double goals, three goals are called hat-tricks, four goals are called big fours, and five goals seem to be called Wufulinmen by the media. What should the ten goals be called?

Shi Quan Da Tonic Soup?

Perfect?

It seems that perfect is a good word.

These people discussed very enthusiastically, but they didn't notice the murderous look in Lin Yu's eyes. Yes, the game is far from over, and it's a bit too early to mention perfection.

When the game restarted, Lin Yu no longer sticks to one person's struggle, because the goal of a ball has been reached, and now he just wants to break the record, and asks his teammates who have been holding back for more than 90 minutes to help him. That must be true.

So Royce came on, Bale came on, Hersey came on, and Real Madrid suddenly became an attacking formation.

"My God, I can't understand what Zidane is going to do. Does he still want to continue to slaughter? What is the purpose of replacing these people at this time?"

Soon he knew the purpose of the substitution, because Lin Yu had publicly expressed to his teammates, "Help me hit fourteen goals!"

In other words, in the remaining 4 minutes, Lin Yu had to score four goals. If he was alone, it would be really difficult, but it would be different with the help of his teammates.

The No. 11 ball came very quickly. After the re-kick-off, Lin Yu took a super long shot directly in the midfield. As a result, Lukes, who was still immersed in the previous fear and couldn't extricate himself, didn't even reach out. Then Lin Yu gave a super lob shot.

The No. 12 ball came after 1 minute. At that time, Royce dribbled the ball from the side, and then directly ignored the 21 [-] side with a high pass. The one who can jump in the penalty area is Lin Yu. So Lin Yu directly blasted the header, and the ball blasted away Deportivo's goal. Lukes reacted this time, but he still couldn't block it. After all, the distance was too close and the speed of the ball was too fast.

No. 13 goals were scored in the last minute of stoppage time. Bell, who was already in front of the goal, could have shot the goal by himself, because he could score with a light push, but Bell chose to pass. The ball, Lin Yu did his part and scored the ball.

"Thirteen goals? Why do I think this number is so familiar? Oh, yes, yes, I understand why Lin Yu is still so crazy after scoring ten goals. He wants to break the record, Australian Created a record of [-] goals in a single game, he wants to break this record!" Finally, an explanation explained the reason why Lin Yu was so crazy. When he said this, many fans checked it online, and I wiped it, it was really true , Lin Yu is going to simply break the world record in one game.

This is really too ruthless. I don’t think it’s enough to insult La Coruña. This kid really deserves to be a man who must take revenge. He has no mercy or sympathy for the enemy. This guy really makes people tremble. Fortunately, we are his. Fans, not his enemies! (To be continued..)