ball king training device

"The game has gone to the last minute. Lin Yu has scored 1 goals in this game. He has tied Thompson's single-game scoring record! And anyone who understands the ball should understand that his goal today Thirteen goals are much more difficult than Thompson's, and the key first ten goals are basically achieved by him fighting alone!"

The Deportivo players kicked off again, they kicked the ball back at the beginning, hoping to get the ball to the goalkeeper Lukes as soon as possible, because everyone couldn't run, didn't have the energy to run, with the ball at their feet , that is simply death.

But even so, they still couldn t surpass Lin Yu faster.

Borja made a serious mistake in his return pass. He kicked the ball high and wide. If goalkeeper Lukes wants to get the ball, he must run out of the goal area. More importantly, Lin Yu At this time, Sa Yazi has caught up.

Lukes made a judgment, the ball was flying towards him, and he should have touched the ball faster than Lin Yu, so he attacked very bravely, but he ran in the end, and even ran back directly, because He found something was wrong.

"Lin Yu—! Ahhh! What a fast speed! It's terrible. If he keeps this speed every game, Bolt's world sprint champion crown should belong to him."

In fact, there is no connotation. Lin Yu's sprint speed in this game is definitely faster than Bolt, and it is faster than 01:30.

In fact, he is happier than Bolt at ordinary times, especially in the sprint running within 50 meters. He once fought with Bolt in the ball king training device, and surpassed Bolt by two positions when he finished.

But today, Lin Yu has a speed of [-]%.That was ridiculously fast, and Lukes made a complete mistake in his judgment.Running out and running back has already brought him into tragedy.

"Lin Yu got the ball. He didn't stop the ball, and directly hit the goal with a header! This is a header shot from 20 meters away!"

According to common sense, the ball should not have been scored, but it did. Lukes jumped up to block the ball, but unfortunately his hand didn't even touch the hair, so he could only let the ball fall into the goal , the only thing he can do is turn his head and watch the ball fly into the goal in despair.

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"Can you fucking stop playing with people!" Lukes roared hysterically.He couldn't take it anymore. He thought that being replaced in this game might become a key figure, a hero, and pave the way for his future football.

For this opportunity, he carefully watched Lin Yu's playing video several times a few days before the game, and learned about Lin Yu's shooting habits. He felt that he had made sufficient preparations.

However, in reality, when he was face to face with Lin Yu, he realized that these were bullshit!

If you drive a tank to fight with Gundam.Even if your ability is strong, what's the use?In the face of crushing technology, you can only be tortured to death. This is the gap.

This is the gap between Lin Yu and Lukes.

Not Zaku and Gundam, but Tank and Gundam!

How does this Nima play?Play an egg!

Lukes even felt like crying.He has never been so depressed and sad, this is not playing football, this is simply being played by others.Being abused, and you can't avoid it yet.If you avoid it, others will say that you have no seeds.Will say you are playing match-fixing.

Who can know his suffering?

Who can know his tears?

Maybe Alan Suvia can understand a little bit, after all, they are all goalkeepers, and Alan Suvia was sent off by Lin Yu's terrifying shot.

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"Guru--!"

The commentator swallowed hard, and then asked in disbelief: "The ball... the ball went in again?"

From the No. 13 goals to the 30 goals, there was only more than 1 seconds between them, not even a minute. Is the speed and efficiency of this goal still alive?

I have seen a lunatic, but I have never seen such a lunatic. Even if someone counts down the lore, it is unlikely that the goal was scored by the same person. Lin Yu is good, and he completed the two records of tying and surpassing the record in the last minute Things, it is estimated that Thompson will cry and pass out in the toilet.

Originally, Thompson was not a well-known player. The reason why he was remembered was because he set a record of scoring [-] goals in a single game, but now, it was broken by Lin Yu in one day.

Not thirteen balls, but fourteen balls.

After scoring the goal, Lin Yu finally rushed to the camera lens frantically, and then roared at the camera.

"Single-game scoring record, kill me! I'm the strongest one!"

Mourinho once said that he was the most special one at Chelsea and the happiest one, but today, Lin Yu wants to tell the world that he is the most powerful and unparalleled one.

This voice was full of arrogance and arrogance, and it also attracted boos and curses from many fans in front of the TV, but these people could only do this. Facing Lin Yu's iron records and facts, they still What can I do?

Lin Yu has made those proud and arrogant Europeans understand a truth, don't underestimate him, don't underestimate a person who dares to continue to be arrogant after being stabbed, this person is a lunatic, a lunatic !

You say five goals is enough, but I don't think it's enough!

You say ten balls is the limit, but I don't think it's perfect yet!

Fourteen goals, one record, Lin Yu completed his goal today by stepping on the corpses of these people step by step.

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Before this game, there was a fierce debate about whether he could score five goals. Now it seems that the debate is ridiculous and ignorant.

five balls?Five balls is nothing!Ten ball brothers are not satisfied, fourteen goals, breaking the single-game scoring record, this is the most terrifying Lin Yu, you are not convinced!

The commentators are a bit at a loss for words, because when Lin Yu scored the fifth goal, they celebrated wildly, and when Lin Yu scored the tenth goal, they celebrated wildly again. Now No. 14 goals, they I don't know what to say anymore.The words that can be used in my mind are basically used up. How should I evaluate this goal.How to evaluate Lin Yu who is crazy today?

"Ahhhh!"

"Oh oh oh oh!"

They don't know how to express their excitement, so they can only use this emotional roar to represent their emotions.

"I'm sorry. I really don't know what to say. This goal, Lin Yu, okay, my vocabulary is blank. I just hope you understand that I don't want to praise him, but I really don't know how to praise him. "

Next, another roar.

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Lin Yu was standing under the stands where the Deportivo fans were.He was showing off his power there, but in the stands, more than half of the Deportivo fans had already left. Those who left were lucky. They gave up their unreal fantasy and did not see their team being defeated by Lin Yu. Severely tortured and killed.

As for those who stayed, apart from crying bitterly, the rest was numb, and many people no longer knew how to grieve.

They have suffered a lot today.From the fifth goal, to the tenth goal, to the No.14 goal, if their heart is a diamond.At this time, it was also beaten to pieces.

Those racists who don't understand the ball can still shout at this time, because they don't know what shame is.What is pain, these idiots are still booing and cursing at this time.But what greeted them was sneers and contempt.

Neutral fans can't stand it.Such a group of people occupying seats in the stands is an insult to football.

Lin Yu tried to provoke the fans of Deportivo, asking them to boo and scold him, because it would be very fulfilling, but he found that the hearts of these people were dead, like a pool of stagnant water, No matter what you do, it is impossible for him to become a river.

It's not fun.

Lin Yu curled his lips, and simply didn't waste time with these people. He ran to his teammates to celebrate.

There is no greater sorrow than heart death!

This is already the biggest punishment for the fans of Deportivo. Lin Yu thinks this feels good, but he feels bad!

In fact, the current Deportivo fans hope that Lin Yulai will continue to provoke them and continue to sarcasm them. In this way, they can turn pain into anger and numbness into motivation, so that the pool of stagnant water can be revived.

But how could Lin Yu let them get what they wanted?

I can come however you want me to come.A bunch of funny guys, let's play by ourselves, but I won't play with you.

These fans have a feeling of wanting to vomit blood. It's too cruel. Didn't they even give themselves the right to be angry in the end?

That's right, this is the end of fighting against Lin Yu. Not only do you have to bear the experience of being traumatized, but in the end, you also have to bear the sad feeling of death. You can't even find the courage and strength to scold your opponent up.

sad!

Sigh!

Pitiful!

But poor people must have something to hate. They should understand that the reason why they have such an ending is not caused by others, but by themselves!

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For the No. 14 goals, the only thing Deportivo coach Vazquez can do is to hold on to the seat. He is very afraid that he will stumble and fall because of excitement. Trembling, my heart seemed to explode at any moment.

Finally, his heart beat faster and faster, he opened his mouth to spit out a mist of blood, and passed out on the stands, causing chaos on the scene.

It is also an anecdote in the world that a head coach was so angry that Lin Yu vomited blood. It is estimated that people will still remember this in decades, or even hundreds of years.

That demon, he made the opponent's head coach vomit blood into a coma, he must have cast some vicious spell.

Seeing Vazquez being rushed to the hospital, Lin Yu didn t have the slightest intention of pity, and if he showed pity for such a person, his pity and sympathy would be too cheap. You can say that he is cold-blooded, but he Let’s just say, the head coach asked for all of this!

A robber threatened passers-by with a knife in an attempt to rob others, but in the end he was stabbed several times by others. Anyway, Lin Yu would not sympathize with such a person, and he deserved it if he was stabbed to death.

Recently, a story was reported in the news. It was said that a Pengci deliberately fell in front of a female driver's car to cheat money, but was run over to death by the female driver's car.

What can such a person say, to sympathize with him?

It can only be said that God's evil is still forgiven, but self-inflicted evil cannot live!

There is another Internet slang, that is no zuodie!

Here is Vazquez who vomited blood and was sent to the hospital in a coma, while Zidane was ecstatic over there.

Can he be unhappy?Fourteen goals!This not only fulfilled the goal that Lin Yu said before the game, but also broke the only single-game scoring record!

Today's tactics were arranged by him, and he also made the substitutions. In a sense, he is also responsible for this.

Now he feels more and more how lucky he is to choose to become a coach instead of leaving football. Only by becoming a coach can he have the opportunity to fight on the battlefield with players like Lin Yu, win honors and succeed together , Laugh together, go to greatness together, and become a football legend together!

He suddenly felt that as long as Lin Yu was there, his status as a head coach might even be higher than his status as a player!

In fact, at the beginning, Zidane heard others say that he relied on Lin Yu to achieve today's results, but he refused to accept it, feeling aggrieved and unconvinced.But gradually, he began to feel that it didn't matter, I just relied on Lin Yu, I just relied on Lin Yu, so what?He is my player, is it wrong for me to rely on him?You are just jealous! (to be continued..)